Horrorcow Lucas Werner - A man of Spokane, Washington who is obsessed with millennial and Gen Z chicks

[King Daddy Telomerase]

They are deleting the most random shit now, with no rhyme or reason. Someone left a comment on one of the channels I run the other day that said "I love Japanese culture." and YT algorithm deleted it. Flip a coin as to whether or not any comment will go through.

Youtube comments are completely unusable. They randomly delete comments days later, delete subs for no reason. The Internet sucks so much today.

 

[Maxxicus Callahan]

This is so convoluted for a meme lol doesn’t Lucas know the death of one person is a tragedy and the death of millions is a statistic.

How many must perish in the sex gulags King Werner so your baby ship can reach the stars?

 

[Burned CDs]

He forgets that the communists would MAKE him work, or he would be shot. And commies don't like pedos either.

I come from a communist country and he would be in an asylum with no phone and internet access. Just boring ass TV and a bed.

 

[mothman96]

I come from a communist country and he would be in an asylum with no phone and internet access. Just boring ass TV and a bed.

Lucas in a communist country, he'd be already long dead.

 

[Wernology]

Yea, the Freak could have set up the 2nd Lucas Werner channel as a backup. As @klickitat noted prior even though he's blocked several people he'd get to wanting to see/read what they are commenting about him. He'd use the 2nd channel to read the comments of those he has blocked, likely forgets what channel he's using, posts comments everyone can see/reply to.

The way I see it, the Freak has found a way to "control the narrative" on klickitat's channel. While he has the freedom to come into klicks channel, comment as he likes, he "controls" who can see/replies to his comments including the owner klickitat.

It's not really controlling it when I can just log into another account and see/reply to him.

It's always so funny to me how he talks a Big Man game, but cries and screams and blocks the instant someone isn't nice to him.

 

[mothman96]

It's not really controlling it when I can just log into another account and see/reply to him.

It's always so funny to me how he talks a Big Man game, but cries and screams and blocks the instant someone isn't nice to him.

Being that it is your channel, he's got you having to log into another account (jump through a hoop) to see his comments/reply, when at his pleasure he can just go into your channel and do as he wishes. The Freak has you where you can't even pin his comments.

ETA:
The OutCastOwls streamed a corndog and beer challenge. The Freak was in the chat looking for a girlfriend. He made this comment:

- YouTube

Enjoy the videos and music you love, upload original content, and share it all with friends, family, and the world on YouTube.

www.youtube.com

 

[Wernology]

Being that it is your channel, he's got you having to log into another account (jump through a hoop) to see his comments/reply, when at his pleasure he can just go into your channel and do as he wishes. The Freak has you where you can't even pin his comments.

ETA:
The OutCastOwls streamed a corndog and beer challenge. The Freak was in the chat looking for a girlfriend. He made this comment:

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- YouTube

Enjoy the videos and music you love, upload original content, and share it all with friends, family, and the world on YouTube.

www.youtube.com

I mean, I only pinned his comments because it made it easier for people to find them and laugh at him; it's not that hard to pin comments from others that I know damn well will upset him. Account hopping is as simple as switching to the tab where I'm logged in on a different account, so not exactly high effort.

Also, uh, I wasn't even watching that stream so even if I wasn't blocked he wouldn't have heard a peep from me.

It's nice to know that he thinks of me unprompted though.

 

[Gas Station Boner Pills]

The fat faggot has been relatively quiet for a couple days compared to his routine of filming any random mundane thought to post in a manic spree. I'm always inclined to think maybe something got him pissed off enough to slow things down and leave the "haters" wondering, but more realistically he's probably hyper fixating on boardgame bullshit. What a dreadful existence. His fixations and routines sure have a way of making wasting your life away at work seem enriching and fulfilling by comparison.

 

[Fanatical Pragmatist]

This is so convoluted for a meme lol doesn’t Lucas know the death of one person is a tragedy and the death of millions is a statistic.

How many must perish in the sex gulags King Werner so your baby ship can reach the stars?
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He's totally reading the thread lol. He rarely brings up the Soviet Union, but this thread does and suddenly he posts a silly Werner-tier deboonk out of the blue.

The reason why socialism/communism is so appealing to Lucas (and to many naïve people today) is that its all about avoiding personal responsibility. Were all in this together, and the government will take care of all my problems and I'll get everything Ive always wanted. Its just mean rich people's fault that I dont have what I want right now. Lucas is the dumbest version of this whole sentiment but its really gone so much more mainstream then I ever thought possible.

Its three-fold.
1) Lucas wants a mommy figure to take care of him, in this case the government can and should be his mommy figure to give him food, shelter and spending money (even though in such a system there wouldn't be money)
2) Lucas is a literal incel who wants the government to redistribute all the women and give him his fair share that he is entitled to
3) Lucas is under the delusion that young women are also commie/socialist and that he can use that to his advantage in courting them

 

[mothman96]

I mean, I only pinned his comments because it made it easier for people to find them and laugh at him; it's not that hard to pin comments from others that I know damn well will upset him. Account hopping is as simple as switching to the tab where I'm logged in on a different account, so not exactly high effort.

Also, uh, I wasn't even watching that stream so even if I wasn't blocked he wouldn't have heard a peep from me.

It's nice to know that he thinks of me unprompted though.

It's your channel but if it was me, finding out he blocked me and other people I would have blocked the mangy Pedo. Let the Freak read the comments and rage he can't jump in and use it as he wants and block.

 

[moseph.jartelli]

I mean, I only pinned his comments because it made it easier for people to find them and laugh at him

Don't pin for a little bit. He'll claim victory ahout how you 'blocked' him, but the lack of attention will really grind his gears. I feel he goes hard on Fatal Walter when walt isnt paying attention to him. You're part of his stable now, boah.

 

[Wernology]

It's your channel but if it was me, finding out he blocked me and other people I would have blocked the mangy Pedo. Let the Freak read the comments and rage he can't jump in and use it as he wants and block.

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I mean, yeah, parents are supposed to tell their kids they're amazing and great and can do anything as part of raising a kid, but I'd guess Myrna did the whole "You're a perfect angel, everything bad that happens to you is someone else's fault, not yours, you're perfect and wonderful!"

Don't pin for a little bit. He'll claim victory ahout how you 'blocked' him, but the lack of attention will really grind his gears. I feel he goes hard on Fatal Walter when walt isnt paying attention to him. You're part of his stable now, boah.

I mean I can't pin him, I can see his stuff but pinning just spins out if I try to do it.

It's so--like weirdly telling that he goes in phases between me and @Fatal Walter

I don't know if he thinks there's some kind of rivalry there or if we're secret BFFs and my real name is Jill, but he does have that habit of going in on Walter (which is so weird when he does it during times Walter hasn't done any recent videos on him) hard for a few weeks then quiet, then back to me, then quiet, then back to Walter.

I'm just waiting for the day he DMs one of us to say the other is talking shit to him behind their back; he's already thinking Walter was begging for his phone number and I both sent him a rambling apology from an email address that isn't mind and put up signs in his handwriting to say I was 'there' so who tf knows what kind of made up DM conversations he'd gift us all with.

 

[Josef Mengele]

I mean, yeah, parents are supposed to tell their kids they're amazing and great and can do anything as part of raising a kid, but I'd guess Myrna did the whole "You're a perfect angel, everything bad that happens to you is someone else's fault, not yours, you're perfect and wonderful!"



I mean I can't pin him, I can see his stuff but pinning just spins out if I try to do it.

It's so--like weirdly telling that he goes in phases between me and @Fatal Walter

I don't know if he thinks there's some kind of rivalry there or if we're secret BFFs and my real name is Jill, but he does have that habit of going in on Walter (which is so weird when he does it during times Walter hasn't done any recent videos on him) hard for a few weeks then quiet, then back to me, then quiet, then back to Walter.

I'm just waiting for the day he DMs one of us to say the other is talking shit to him behind their back; he's already thinking Walter was begging for his phone number and I both sent him a rambling apology from an email address that isn't mind and put up signs in his handwriting to say I was 'there' so who tf knows what kind of made up DM conversations he'd gift us all with.

It has been almost 9 months since @fatalwalter did a Lucas update, Lucas really holds grudges. I hope Walter makes a new Lucas video sometime soon because it is an interesting series, I like seeing Lucas' nonsensical exploits narrated in the calmest voice possible.

 

[Wernology]

It has been almost 9 months since @fatalwalter did a Lucas update, Lucas really holds grudges. I hope Walter makes a new Lucas video sometime soon because it is an interesting series, I like seeing Lucas' nonsensical exploits narrated in the calmest voice possible.

You mean you don't think Walter sounds like--how did Lucas put it?--"he's gargling cheez-wiz"?

That's such a weirdly specific thing to say, like Lucas knows what someone sounds like if they're trying to drink semi-liquid fake cheese....like he's got experience with it somehow.

But that aside, I do like Walter's Lucas videos and he does always sound so calm, like he's narrating a bizarre nature documentary about a balding, fat cryptid.

 

[mothman96]

Going over @klickitat video at approx the 1:58 mark the Freak says:

Do I look like I have parents that are 80 yrs old

His parent's age didn't sound right to me so I checked. The Freak's older brother was born when King Roy was 24. The older brother is 4 yrs older than Lucas so King Roy was 28 when Lucas was born. King Roy is about 70 yrs old now. Some pt in the past Lucas brought up his mother's age and if I am remembering right she would be in her late 60's now.
Why would the Freak be making his parents out to be older than they are? Is he trying to make it like -- they're 80 and wont't make it 10 more years. Does it have something to with how much older Lucas looks for his age.

ETA:
The way he talked about his older brother-- he's 42, works 40 hrs a week and still only has a 1 bedroom apartment.
The Freak is going to be 42 next month and what does he have. He's useless and has semi-private room in a nursing home.

ETA2:
The Freak knowing klickitat can't right off see the comment , posted in the Needing a Diaper change video:

 

[A whole lotta nope]

His parent's age didn't sound right to me so I checked. The Freak's older brother was born when King Roy was 24. The older brother is 4 yrs older than Lucas so King Roy was 28 when Lucas was born. King Roy is about 70 yrs old now. Some pt in the past Lucas brought up his mother's age and if I am remembering right she would be in her late 60's now.
Why would the Freak be making his parents out to be older than they are? Is he trying to make it like -- they're 80 and wont't make it 10 more years. Does it have something to with how much older Lucas looks for his age.

I think he's trying to say that his parents retired young. He says they retired about 20 years ago. Most people retire around 65, so that would put them in their 80's. They're not in their 80's, therefore they "did some smart things" and they retired young. That's my interpretation of it anyway.

 

[HaloHero65]

Long time away from the thread and nothing has changed.
Lucas is still the worst at being a pedo
Lucas still has super diabetes
Lucas still has no redemptive quality
Lucas still hates Klickitat and doesn't realize that it's actually his government handler (aka god) that's doing all this shit to him.

What a train wreck. Fun to watch from a safe distance

 

[mothman96]

I think he's trying to say that his parents retired young. He says they retired about 20 years ago. Most people retire around 65, so that would put them in their 80's. They're not in their 80's, therefore they "did some smart things" and they retired young. That's my interpretation of it anyway.

Wouldn't it have been better to say something alone the lines of - my parents are 70, retired 20 years ago. The something right is they retired a lot earlier than 65.

 

[Burned CDs]

Hey Lucas, I'm a communist and we don't want you. You're not welcome. I'm going to spread this message across all of Spokane. You need to relocate.

 

[ThomasAudley]

So I was thinking about Lucas's dick...

For being such a horny cow there's a dearth of DPs floating around like with other cows. He also almost never talks about it, despite talking about his magic electric old man jizz every day. The last vid I recall was the "mega micropenis" one a year or two back. He also talks about, and gestures, fisting a lot.

It's interesting that he really fails to see his faults except for this one. His dick is so tiny, infected, and covered in flab rolls, that he can't even convince himself it's plenty good.