Twitch has been compromised


Cr1tikal talks about it. Complains about people complaining about twitch streamers making money on twitch. Beats the subscription numbers are public knowledge drum.

Edit: Should add he completely misses the point as to why people are outraged about Hassan.

yeah, the Hasan thing is pretty self evident, guy came around decrying the evil of capitalist excess only to indulge himself in it. I don't think anyone above 16 really bought his act, but the guy was always a fraud and people just like to hammer him because, well, Hasan is a bit of a prick who is easy to get a rise from, so people fuck with him, and for a while now he has been treated as a bit of a joke.

The rest of the millionaire streamers, it is a bit of a more complex relationship.

The most obvious thing to criticize is the disparity between the talent/craft and their gains. You could argue that it takes charisma and charm to be a successful streamer, but none of these people really produce anything worth of praise or memorable, it is either just talking some inane social commentary shit, or playing a game other people worked on. Yeah, there is the "commentary" and it is a "transformative work" argument that is "content", which I agree to a extent, but considering that these people, and influencers as well as long as we are in it, are rather interchangeable, few could be considered as "unique" to be warranted with such a colossal income for just being "themselves".

I mean, can anyone with a straight face say that the Moist Critical manlet is really a force of personality?

And then comes the uncomfortable part, the "friend simulator" shit, and the fact that a most of the money that these people make come from lonely people wanting to be part of "community" and wanting a piece of the attention of popular person on screen.

I'm not such a tard that I'm going to say that streamers prey on poor innocent souls that just wanna a friewnd, but they do need lonely people like that to give them gift subs and more, and thus creating this relationship of a quick acknowledgment from the streamer, incentivizing more people to get the attention and feeding into this loop that people aren't really giving money for the "content" (that isn't really that special) but for the illusion of a trendy term of "parasocial relationship".

Again, I'm not sperging about streamers are being evil an taking money from speds and shit, but like it or not, the money comes from a culture that preys on people's lonliness and longing for contact.

That is the reason there is a lot of people sperging about these twitch guys being millionaires, because a lot of these people, consciously or not, thought they were "friends" or, you know, just a guy on the internet, when in reality they are making more money than they could ever hope, and what is more, they are making money over some poor fucker doing a shitty 9-5 with no friends and no life... but hey, thanks for the superchat here is "popular guy" saying your user name.

So, you know, when you do put things in numbers like that, it does break the illusion a bit.

this is why I don't like streamers and influencers in general, it really bothers me this whole parasocial relationship more than I care to admit it and I do hope at one point culture will turn in some way that people will stop seeking attention and validation from outlets like this and just live their own lives, because it ain't really about money, but to be entrapped in this bullshit.
 
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“The little faggot with the earring and the makeup. Yeah buddy, that’s his own hair. The little faggot got his own jet airplane. The little faggot, he’s a millionaire.”

That is a (sadly) censored verse from the song.

I think Dire Straits’ “Money for Nothing” is WAY more fitting to twitch streamers than we thought…
...especially if you consider how many of them are creeping on the ethots.

I want my... I want my... I want my chicks for FREEEEEE
Cuz I work at, I work at, I work at Twitch.TV.
 
Pretending to not be as rich as you really are is a sign of foresight. Pretty much anyone that doesnt do that is a retard. Whether theyre streamers or not. Unless you want people to invest in your stock fund, then you want to appear richer.
yeah and you certainly don't put on airs to build a parasocial relationship with dumb kids for tips.
 
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I'm guessing PSN since they have a history of incompetance with "hacking"
The people responsible for the "hacking" are retards too busy DDoSing a certain corn harvest farm with kiwis.
I'd say... Xbox Live through the microsoft store. And then EGS tries to sue Steam, but ends up suing Apple instead somehow.

Also the CDC steps in because a gamer emergency is a medical crisis.
And then out of nowhere, THE UNDERTAKER.
 
Hello guys, this is my first post on this forum. Looks like I found a very comfy place on the internet.
This whole happening, albeit completely absurd, has been quite entertaining - it always is a pleasure to see woke spaghetti contraptions failing miserably.
Reading through insights here has been satisfactory, I wish all of you a good weekend, staying hyped for part two!
 
yeah, the Hasan thing is pretty self evident, guy came around decrying the evil of capitalist excess only to indulge himself in it. I don't think anyone above 16 really bought his act, but the guy was always a fraud and people just like to hammer him because, well, Hasan is a bit of a prick who is easy to get a rise from, so people fuck with him, and for a while now he has been treated as a bit of a joke.

The rest of the millionaire streamers, it is a bit of a more complex relationship.

The most obvious thing to criticize is the disparity between the talent/craft and their gains. You could argue that it takes charisma and charm to be a successful streamer, but none of these people really produce anything worth of praise or memorable, it is either just talking some inane social commentary shit, or playing a game other people worked on. Yeah, there is the "commentary" and it is a "transformative work" argument that is "content", which I agree to a extent, but considering that these people, and influencers as well as long as we are in it, are rather interchangeable, few could be considered as "unique" to be warranted with such a colossal income for just being "themselves".

I mean, can anyone with a straight face say that the Moist Critical manlet is really a force of personality?

And then comes the uncomfortable part, the "friend simulator" shit, and the fact that a most of the money that these people make come from lonely people wanting to be part of "community" and wanting a piece of the attention of popular person on screen.

I'm not such a tard that I'm going to say that streamers prey on poor innocent souls that just wanna a friewnd, but they do need lonely people like that to give them gift subs and more, and thus creating this relationship of a quick acknowledgment from the streamer, incentivizing more people to get the attention and feeding into this loop that people aren't really giving money for the "content" (that isn't really that special) but for the illusion of a trendy term of "parasocial relationship".

Again, I'm not sperging about streamers are being evil an taking money from speds and shit, but like it or not, the money comes from a culture that prey's on people lonliness and longing for contact.

That is the reason there is a lot of people sperging about these twitch guys being millionaires, because a lot of these people, consciously or not, thought they were "friends" or, you know, just a guy on the internet, when in reality they are making more money than they could ever hope, and what is more, they are making money over some poor fucker doing a shitty 9-5 with no friends and no life... but hey, thanks for the superchat here is "popular guy" saying your user name.

So, you know, when you do put things in numbers like that, it does break the illusion a bit.

this is why I don't like streamers and influencers in general, it really bothers me this whole parasocial relationship more than I care do admit it and I do hope at one point culture will turn in some way that people will stop seeking attention and validation from outlets like this and just live their own lives, because it ain't really about money, but to be entrapped in this bullshit.
A bit of tangential commentary: Many of the most influential and largest financiers of the global socialist movement switched to supporting global liberal free markets when they recognized it better served their interests. It never was about ideology, workers, or freedom. Those are always post hock rationalizations for deeper allegiances. So it is with these so called modern socialists; their behavior will always be justified by others among them as long as their deeper allegiance to their in group remains.
 
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AHEM.

(To the tune of Money for Nothing by Dire Straits)


Now look at them retards, that's the way you do it

You play the vidya on the Twitch TV

That ain't workin', that's the way you do it

Money for nothin' and your simps for free

Now that ain't workin', that's the way you do it

Lemme tell ya, them guys ain't dumb

Maybe accidentally say the N-word

Maybe get a blister on your thumb

We got to work near restaurant ovens, make amazon deliveries

We got to do these wagie jobs, selling xboxes and apple TVs

See the little faggot at the keyboard

Yeah, buddy, that's bright blue hair

That little faggot bought a brand new tesla

That little faggot's a multi-millionaire

We got to work near restaurant ovens, make amazon deliveries

We got do the wagie jobs, selling xboxes and apple TVs

We got to work near restaurant ovens, make amazon deliveries

We got to do these wagie jobs, selling xboxes and apple TVs

Looky here, look out

I shoulda learned to play league of legends

I shoulda learned to play overwatch

Look at that thot, she got it stickin' in the her webcam

Wish we could have some

And he's up there, what's that?

Retard noises?

Banging his desk like a chimpanzee

That ain't workin', that's the way you do it

Get your money for nothin', get your simps for free

We got to work near restaurant ovens, make amazon deliveries

We got to do these wagie jobs, selling xboxes and apple TVs

Listen here

Now that ain't workin' that's the way you do it

You play the vidya on the Twitch TV

That ain't workin', that's the way you do it

Money for nothin' and your simps for free

Money for nothin', simps for free

Get your money for nothin' and your simps for free

Ooh, money for nothin', simps for free

Money for nothin', simps for free

(money, money, money)

Money for nothin', simps for free

Get your money for nothin', get your simps for free

Get your money for nothin' and the simps for free

Get your money for nothin' and the simps for free



And that's my contribution for this thread. Dare I say I spent slightly more effort shitting this out than your average Twitch stream.

Since I can't animate or edit a video to save my life and my singing would sound like one of CWC's bangers, I encourage anyone more talented than me to make a video/recording of this. Feel free to change or tweak any lyrics if necessary. Just credit me pls. I'd love the infamy.
 
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AHEM.

(To the tune of Money for Nothing by Dire Straits)


Now look at them retards, that's the way you do it

You play the vidya on the Twitch TV

That ain't workin', that's the way you do it

Money for nothin' and your simps for free

Now that ain't workin', that's the way you do it

Lemme tell ya, them guys ain't dumb

Maybe accidentally say the N-word

Maybe get a blister on your thumb

We got to work near restaurant ovens, make amazon deliveries

We got to do these wagie jobs, selling xboxes and apple TVs

See the little faggot at the keyboard

Yeah, buddy, that's bright blue hair

That little faggot bought a brand new tesla

That little faggot's a multi-millionaire

We got to work near restaurant ovens, make amazon deliveries

We got do the wagie jobs, selling xboxes and apple TVs

We got to work near restaurant ovens, make amazon deliveries

We got to do these wagie jobs, selling xboxes and apple TVs

Looky here, look out

I shoulda learned to play league of legends

I shoulda learned to play overwatch

Look at that thot, she got it stickin' in the her webcam

Wish we could have some

And he's up there, what's that?

Retard noises?

Banging his desk like a chimpanzee

That ain't workin', that's the way you do it

Get your money for nothin', get your simps for free

We got to work near restaurant ovens, make amazon deliveries

We got to do these wagie jobs, selling xboxes and apple TVs

Listen here

Now that ain't workin' that's the way you do it

You play the vidya on the Twitch TV

That ain't workin', that's the way you do it

Money for nothin' and your simps for free

Money for nothin', simps for free

Get your money for nothin' and your simps for free

Ooh, money for nothin', simps for free

Money for nothin', simps for free

(money, money, money)

Money for nothin', simps for free

Get your money for nothin', get your simps for free

Get your money for nothin' and the simps for free

Get your money for nothin' and the simps for free
Brilliant, absolutely brilliant.
Had to leave it playing in the background, my sides are in another galaxy. :story:
 
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Man, this has just completely ruined Twitch for me. Every time i consider watching someone i either think about how they could pay down my house loan 4+ times a year or how me just watching a stream funds the machine that makes some of the shittiest dregs of humanity into millionaires.
 
Nobody needed this leak to know any of that. There's no real secret sauce in anything tech related. Everyone is using more or less the same tech stack, and anything remotely innovative eventually winds up on an engineering blog somewhere, or otherwise gets showcased on highscalability.com.
>scattered info from engineering blogs
vs
>the source code from the largest streaming service all at once

:thinking:

tbh you'd probably get better from the first but now literally anyone can look at the biggest site for streaming and be like "Yep. This is how its done" and do their own... or just fucking copy paste it if you live in china or some third world shithole that isn't subject to the bullshit whims of copyright cartels
Man, this has just completely ruined Twitch for me. Every time i consider watching someone i either think about how they could pay down my house loan 4+ times a year or how me just watching a stream funds the machine that makes some of the shittiest dregs of humanity into millionaires.
That's because you follow huge channels, simp
 
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Brilliant, absolutely brilliant.
Had to leave it playing in the background, my sides are in another galaxy. :story:
The depressing part is I can just imagine a smug smile on hasan's face as he listens to this song and he thinks, "Yeah, this song's totally true about laborers and their struggle under capitalism." Or any champagne socialist for that matter failing to understand the nuance.
 
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Kinda glad that literally anyone who wants to know how Twitch works from start to finish, can. Hopefully this will lead to innovations for the common person for streaming/video.
Literally anyone can cleanroom Twitch with sufficient effort. Most of the heavy lifting like video can be done with AWS services or other vendors/sheer hardware and drop in ffmpeg OTS stuff. Additionally, using the copyrighted Twitch code is going to get you into a heap of shit legally.

The code can be run through static code analysis to find any vulnerabilities but they are probably using ACLs and VPCs to prevent exposure. Zero days may be found, but I am certain that Twitch and AWS proper are hotfixing these now. There's also no guarantee this code represents current production-running code.

Literally nothing source code wise is going to benefit anyone.
 
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The depressing part is I can just imagine a smug smile on hasan's face as he listens to this song and he thinks, "Yeah, this song's totally true about laborers and their struggle under capitalism." Or any champagne socialist for that matter failing to understand the nuance.
Just for further reference:

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Literally anyone can cleanroom Twitch with sufficient effort. Most of the heavy lifting like video can be done with AWS services or other vendors/sheer hardware and drop in ffmpeg OTS stuff. Additionally, using the copyrighted Twitch code is going to get you into a heap of shit legally.

The code can be run through static code analysis to find any vulnerabilities but they are probably using ACLs and VPCs to prevent exposure. Zero days may be found, but I am certain that Twitch and AWS proper are hotfixing these now. There's also no guarantee this code represents current production-running code.

Literally nothing source code wise is going to benefit anyone.
This already isn't true as people have already used to make a new adblocker script and only someone who knows nothing about cybersecurity would begin to believe that literally every bug is going to be patched by Amazon. You're also kinda dumb if you think there aren't going to be people looking at this to figure out how Twitch works, and as long as they don't deploy the same code in their projects they are as good as golden. Again if you live outside of the reach of copyright cartels that is a moot point too, and I guarantee that those places will benefit. Who are you trying to discourage?

The depressing part is I can just imagine a smug smile on hasan's face as he listens to this song and he thinks, "Yeah, this song's totally true about laborers and their struggle under capitalism." Or any champagne socialist for that matter failing to understand the nuance.
tbh he is probably just offended by being called a little faggot
 
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