Prison Letters Chris writes me from Prison (dated September 19th, 2021)

[AnOminous]

Chris is clearly less intelligent than the average person. He doesn't have the severe retardation of many autists, but he still is notably imbecilic. When we thing of "high-functioning autism", we're usually thinking of people who compensate for their autism with above-average intelligence.

That's not what it meant when he got called that. It just meant not literally a headbanging screeching retard who couldn't even talk. Now we'd just call what Chris is autistic without any qualifiers. The kind of person you're describing is what would have been called Asperger's until they needlessly just folded the whole thing into "Autism Spectrum Disorder" in the DSM-V for no obvious reason, an especially pointless bit of taxonomy considering it's increasingly apparent there isn't just one "autism" anyway but probably a number of possible disorders that have similar developmental outcomes.

 

[Branman65]

From what I’m aware in Virginia incest (both incest marriage and incest) is illegal but I (again a non American) I don’t think that makes you risk life sentence (from what I’m aware in America life time prison is 300 years)

He fucked barb every 3 days since late June, maximum ten years for incest in Virginia so if he fucked barb ten times he could go to jail for 100 years

OT:
You are correct according to standard brand Christianity, but Mormons would disagree.
They might not go around talking of penises, but they do believe in a corporeal God.

Well Mormonism is a weird cult that denies the trinity, so they aren’t really Christianity

 

[Bulborb]

this is one of the only times i wish a prisoner could use twitter just imagine the psycho shit we would get. but alas no such insanity will be seen by the public. for a while at least.

 

[Aeon Path]

this is one of the only times i wish a prisoner could use twitter just imagine the psycho shit we would get. but alas no such insanity will be seen by the public. for a while at least.

Getting a time out from Twitter might be one of the few positive things Chris could get from jail, and I also doubt his input would be very interesting anyway. I always had a kind of soft spot for Chris' prose, and found that the little charm it could (mostly accidentally) display was completely lost when presented in Twitter's format.

Not that he couldn't produce some gems here and there, I just remembered the thread about that Last Supper commission, and this specific tweet that I don't know if I would call it prophetic, ironic, bordeline poetic or just retarded:

EDIT: forgot to add the obvious joke that the only thing Christ Chan would serve is jail time.

 

[LazloChalos]

Does Chris even think of himself as truly disabled? He always sounds proud to call himself a high functioning autistic. I think he focuses on the "high functioning" part rather than the "autistic" part. I don't think he realizes that this means he is high functioning only relative to low-functioning autistics, who can't talk or carry on basic tasks. I think Chris views himself as a savant genius who can't fit into normal society because people won't take the time to understand his brilliant mind or something.

Remember that he is an absolute narcissist.

He will be proud of the accomplishments of autists in order to fluff his own image, but he wil ALWAYS be the best autist to the point of showing comptempt to his fellow speds.

Remember, he took affront at the suggestion of dating a autistic girl.

By the "big functioning" label he not only places himself over other autists, but above normal people as well.

 

[Ghost Got Double Dipped]

Getting a time out of Twitter might be one of the few positive things Chris could get from jail, and I also doubt his input would be very interesting anyway. I always had a kind of soft spot for Chris' prose, and found that the little charm it could (mostly accidentally) display was completely lost when presented in Twitter's format.

Not that he couldn't produce some gems here and there, I just remembered the thread about that Last Supper commission, and this specific tweet that I don't know if I would call it prophetic, ironic, bordeline poetic or just retarded:
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EDIT: forgot to add the obvious joke that the only thing Christ Chan would serve is jail time.

I'm just shocked he didn't draw himself into the picture or turn them into Sonichus or something

 

[REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!]

I'm just shocked he didn't draw himself into the picture or turn them into Sonichus or something

I would love to see a Sonichu Final Supper by the hand of Chris Chan

 

[Mariposa Electrique]

I was thinking that he may have Klinefelter's as well. The body type of someone with it definitely looks like Chris'. Would explain his swingin' Double-Ds before he became even fatter.

He's taken a genetic test before. It returned normal XY.

 

[Tikbalang]

By the "big functioning" label he not only places himself over other autists, but above normal people as well.

If "High-functioning" is a non-medical term, then it's just a label, a way to say "I have spectrum but don't compare me to those inbred retards"

 

[Rikka Takarada 2]

If "High-functioning" is a non-medical term, then it's just a label, a way to say "I have spectrum but don't compare me to those inbred retards"

"High-functioning" basically means that, even though you have autism, you have the capacity to live a normal life (and it not uncommonly means that they'll do better than "normal" people in their areas of interest). Most cases these days would be diagnosed as Asperger's but, contrary to normie opinion (that Asperger's is just a modern way to say HFA), there are a few more requirements for a diagnosis.

 

[Barley]

Getting a time out from Twitter might be one of the few positive things Chris could get from jail, and I also doubt his input would be very interesting anyway. I always had a kind of soft spot for Chris' prose, and found that the little charm it could (mostly accidentally) display was completely lost when presented in Twitter's format.

Not that he couldn't produce some gems here and there, I just remembered the thread about that Last Supper commission, and this specific tweet that I don't know if I would call it prophetic, ironic, bordeline poetic or just retarded:
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EDIT: forgot to add the obvious joke that the only thing Christ Chan would serve is jail time.

Well, in his case, as Jesus, he clearly served himself.

 

[RodgerDodger]

Casual observation and question.

Do you think Chris's recent inspiration to equate himself with Jesus, is just his actual delusions, or because the only book he probably has to read in the pen is the bible?

I think Chris immediately imprints from whatever media he is given to consume. If they gave him an Ayn Rand book he would declare himself John Sonichu Galt. If they gave him the Communist Manifesto he would start spouting shit about workers of the world rise up (and fuck your mothers). I shudder to think what the results would be if they gave him a copy of Mein Kampf or the Koran?

 

[Turbocuck]

Well Mormonism is a weird cult that denies the trinity, so they aren’t really Christianity

Mormons are Christians in the same way Christians are Jews. That is to say, they're really not. They added a bunch of shit that totally changes the theology.

 

[Phalanges Mycologist]

What could've helped that alternate timeline along is Chris not winning the sweepstakes.

I wonder if people give that too much significance or no enough, I know it was a massive boot to his ego and his unwarranted sense of self importance and he value it but honestly I have to wonder just how big an event it was for him personally.

 

[BrothermanBill]

The Second Coming of Christine

 

[Chrus Chundlur]

Nothing really new to say, just Chris repeating more of what was already said except it's addressed to Kengel. I assume it's because Kengel is probably one of the only people in the world who would actually bother to write back.



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I love how in the middle of his sanctimonious deranged speech about being literally God, he suddenly breaks into a ranting, incoherent list of random cartoons.

Also should this get a new thread?

I think that at the very least, it would be convenient adding it to the OP.

 

[Phalanges Mycologist]

I think that at the very least, it would be convenient adding it to the OP.

It has been split to it's own thread now.

 

[Ophelia]

The Second Coming of Christine

He’s come enough. More than enough.

 

[Procrastinhater]

Prisons typically have a library that prisoners can borrow books from. I'm not certain but I'm pretty sure jails would have something similar. Maybe the selection isn't great, and maybe the books are beat up from being passed from inmate to inmate for Lord knows how many years, but I imagine when you're locked inside a concrete box for nine tenths of the day, any book is readable.

Of course, being a goddess, Chris would gravitate towards religious texts. I wonder if he's reading the Koran and the Book of Mormon too.

It's a pity he latched on the Bible first, I'd love to have seen the glorious shit storm if he had gone the Koran route and declared himself the Second Coming of Muhammed, complete with comics of Burkachu since they loose their shit over drawn dipictions.
AngryMuslims protesting outside Embassys waving pictures of Chris and burning Sonichu effiges, we really missed out on something special.

 

[AnOminous]

I always had a kind of soft spot for Chris' prose, and found that the little charm it could (mostly accidentally) display was completely lost when presented in Twitter's format.

Twitter's horribly inhuman format more or less homogenizes everyone who posts to it. Chris-Chan comes across like a complete retard on Twitter, and actually is a complete retard, but even otherwise normal people come across like complete retards on Twitter because that's what it does, even before it causes literal brain damage. And I mean literal brain damage, I think it permanently rewires the brain into social stupidity.