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Who are the top three strongest characters in the Kevin Gibes Inflated Universe (KGIU) canon?

  • Gash Coyote

    Votes: 102 4.5%
  • Rioley

    Votes: 277 12.3%
  • Penis

    Votes: 408 18.1%
  • Loathsome Dung Eater Jen

    Votes: 291 12.9%
  • Boner

    Votes: 294 13.0%
  • Kevin Gibes

    Votes: 671 29.7%
  • The Elusive Earl

    Votes: 701 31.0%
  • Landon Hiscock

    Votes: 262 11.6%
  • The Korps LARP Brigade

    Votes: 200 8.9%
  • Kiwifarms Militia

    Votes: 1,122 49.7%
  • Kindness

    Votes: 650 28.8%
  • Trans Cucumber The Child Abandoner

    Votes: 306 13.6%

  • Total voters
    2,258
Don Pablo Alejandro Mendoza de la Trancha, El Cuervo Gordo.
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'And for my next amazing trick, watch as I make these 16lbs of shredded cheese DISAPPEAR'

Isn't it amazing how his new headmates are exactly the kind of bullshit Kindness is into. Literally fucking assimilating into her like a lovesick teenager because he got his first taste of pussy
I can't wait until she gets bored and moves on, it's going to absolutely CRUSH him. I hope he starts writing emo poetry about it

I can honestly see him posting videos of my chemical romance 'im not okay' with vague statuses about how nobody cares about him
 
Bonnie is my least favorite Trancher. He is terrible. How can you leave your husband, who fucking sacrificed for you by moving to a dinky Alpaca ranch for a weirdo lady who can't even keep her story straight? And then Bonnie starts pretending that he's a plural...which is not a thing. But that wouldn't matter to me if he wasn't such a stone cold, lazy, cynical asshole.

At least Penny wants to make the Tranch work. He's trying to make something of his broken life. Bonnie is just a demented pervert.

Run away Sky!
Does anybody else 'member months ago when lots of folks were tacitly team bon bon because he appeared to be functional, was presumed not an autogynephiliac because he's married to mr sky, and he clearly hates kevin?

Well jokes on the thread, troons are all demented perverts. every last one.

I bet bon bon is real smug that we refer to him by his troonsona but kevin is universally kevin.
 
Bonnie Deviant art. nothing remarkable. no super pervy stuff, no one note obsession like wonderbread guy, not great art, not awful art,
no distinctive style like Christian.

Bonnie's art just isn't lolcow worthy

but it's something
What the hell was he doing for 7 years in art school to end up with art that looks that bad?
 
She won't get bored easily, she's cripplingly lonely. She never mentions her famiy positively, never mentions any friends. No photos exist with anyone else but tranchers.

oh yes she will, BPDs like every other cluster b burn through novelty at both ends
right now she's had the whirlwind romance, been to the tranch, split paul and skye up, he's stood by her against his husband's awful persecution of her and they've run away together to live happily ever after
following up that kind of drama is a hard act, and once the new lower intensity reality sets in she's going to take it as abandonment and go looking for her next prince charming, or run away to another city to become a world famous artist, or contrive some way to be the victim of a bad situation she can milk
cluster b's are addicts and you can't keep them happy with the same fix for very long

hell it wouldn't suprise me if in a few months bonnie comes home to find her having loud sex with some other dude with the door open, or she starts fucking other people and telling him about it in lurid detail about how big their dicks are and how many orgasms she had to wind him up so he will kick off and she can be the wounded victim 'but i thought we were poly'
 
I don't believe for a second the dugout is anything but a larp bunker
Either that or the neighbours have complained about their "range" and that they don't want their weekend cabin to be the backstop.

In other news, Winter is coming.
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I hope that this isn't the competed "barn" but why else would they buy such a huge tarp
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That "roof" sure looks like it will hold up the weight of a Colorado snowfall.
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Honestly, it’s creepy to get a shout out by the Tranchers.

Bonnie, please shut the fuck up. What’s more likely - that everyone in the world knows Frida Kahlo but you and your looney troons because muh POC oppression… or maybe you’re retarded and uneducated. Hmmm hard choice.

Public high schools teach about a ton of “POC” art. From Ai Wei Wei, Frida Kahlo, James Hampton to ancient cultures from around the world - including Africa, the Middle East, and Asia. Your normie 11th grader probably knows more art history than you.

There are also a ton of popular children’s books featuring Frida Kahlo. The local preschooler may be even be aware of Frida Kahlo.

Pointing at Frida Kahlo as an “under represented” POC artist because of YOUR ignorance is peak retardation & narcissism.

Might as well cry over Oprah being not well known enough.

Rate me MATI - but this oppression fetish is too stupid.
I only know of Kahlo because she was featured in "The Lacuna", a novel my English teacher assigned to me in 11th grade for an extended essay. So it's probably based on how many spics are in your community (in my case almost none) and how much hispanic influence is in the local leftist culture (ours worships Injuns instead).
 
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Either that or the neighbours have complained about their "range" and that they don't want their weekend cabin to be the backstop.

In other news, Winter is coming.
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I hope that this isn't the competed "barn" but why else would they buy such a huge tarp
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That "roof" sure looks like it will hold up the weight of a Colorado snowfall.
Is that for the female alpacas? Oh no!
 
oh yes she will, BPDs like every other cluster b burn through novelty at both ends
right now she's had the whirlwind romance, been to the tranch, split paul and skye up, he's stood by her against his husband's awful persecution of her and they've run away together to live happily ever after
following up that kind of drama is a hard act, and once the new lower intensity reality sets in she's going to take it as abandonment and go looking for her next prince charming, or run away to another city to become a world famous artist, or contrive some way to be the victim of a bad situation she can milk
cluster b's are addicts and you can't keep them happy with the same fix for very long

hell it wouldn't suprise me if in a few months bonnie comes home to find her having loud sex with some other dude with the door open, or she starts fucking other people and telling him about it in lurid detail about how big their dicks are and how many orgasms she had to wind him up so he will kick off and she can be the wounded victim 'but i thought we were poly'

Sorry the formatting (phone posting I’ll delete if this is unbearable) - psychology sperging here…

Borderlines, especially, end up “splitting” on those closest to them. One day you’re Prince Charming… the next you’re a head mate abusing rapist!
It’s just so incredibly classic. The borderline feeds the narcissists desire for constant praise and no boundaries. This is an unsustainable dynamic because when the borderline splits (as they all do) they will scream and cry abuse - real or imagined. This is exacerbated by the lack of boundaries. You can’t cry abuse when you consent and cheer on the violation at the time - even if later you regret it. The narcissist may or may not see that their partner has no boundaries - but at some level they are intuitively attracted to that.

That aside - borderlines are always uncomfortable. They are like people with emotional third degree burns all over their body. Even the slightest PERCEIVED slight can send them into a spiral and inevitable image split of their target. It’s an inevitability. The clock is ticking. We may have actually bought them time for their relationship as we give them a common enemy - so Alyssa can focus her ire on us instead of the people closest to her. Bonbon can play Prince Charming saving her from evil Kiwis.

Additionally: I think she definitely has histrionic personality traits - if not fully fledged. Pretending to be plural (factitious psychological symptoms) , pretending to be blind, talking loudly to yourself in front of others (attn seeking), trying to seduce the waitress for genderblob sex, wearing inappropriate clothing or being completely nude, approval seeking behavior, hyper-sexuality/sexual promiscuity ala”Sex Work is WORK!” , and of course they perceive relationships to be more intimate than what they actually are - which is why she claims Bonbon must be her soulmate. This overlaps a lot with borderline but is more consistently “showy” and IMO more obnoxious.

Some Borderlines can at least camouflage as normal for a time being - at least until they are emotionally triggered. Histrionic typically act just so bizarre it’s impossible not to have some awareness they’re odd - even if you think it’s just a form of eccentrics. Which leads me to wonder again - WHY did those people hire her around children. WHY would a doctor give her testosterone and adderall?!

Personality disorders typically manifest in adolescence - even if they can’t be diagnosed formally until adulthood. There is simply no way they just sprung up over the past 3 years. She has always been this way to an extent. What has escalated her behavior? I’m not sure. Perhaps new trauma, perhaps isolation, perhaps internet echo chambers, perhaps the adderall and later Testosterone.

I have worked with a lot of borderline females. Most of them simply lack the awareness and mental capacity to improve. They are suffering but to some extent it’s like brain damage. You can’t reason with the irrational. The few I have met that have overcome are either not severe, we’re misdiagnosed completely, or had extraordinary intelligence/introspection.

The “help” Kindness needs is the help she will never take. She needs a therapist & psychiatrist to call her out on her shit - and she needs to grow the fuck up and listen. Therapists now are super pussified and many psychiatrists are just in it for the medical sales.
She mentioned her medical records - but I wonder if she has even seen them. Some times, nurses will write snarky ass comments in them if you’re acting like an asshole or a “frequent flyer.” They also write scathing observations - especially if they suspect malingering. The patient usually never even knows because not many people pour over their own complete medical records.

So - I bet her records would be pretty lulzy if she ever actually requested the full thing.
 
You guys have got to stop rooting for Sky. We know the least about him, so that's why it's easy to think he's an innocent victim, unjustly cucked by his husband running off to sniff BPD pussy. But remember: we thought Bonnie was the protagonist of the Tranch back when Kevin was the main attraction and he was just one of the saner-seeming clowns that might snap and set fire to the whole nine-ring circus.

Everyone involved in this clusterfuck belongs in the loony bin. Anyone who could have come to their senses about the dismal state of the Tranch and run away to become normal elsewhere would have done so already. I have full confidence we'll find out in a month or two that Sky's been raping alpacas or something, and then we'll look at this arc of the sage and laugh just like how we're laughing about Bonnie now.

i only just started reading this thread without any previous knowledge and wanted to say i really like alpacas they are cute and i hope nothing bad happens to them over the next 562 pages

By Talos, this can't be happening.
 
i only just started reading this thread without any previous knowledge and wanted to say i really like alpacas they are cute and i hope nothing bad happens to them over the next 562 pages
You won't find any images or references to dead alpacas, as the tranch doesn't want that to be what they're known for. But the neglect and incompetence on display is apparent. Perhaps the most depressing photo involves a group of alpacas huddling together for warmth outside, while being covered in a thick layer of snow. And the men of the tranch just photographed them. Given the creation of this so-called "barn," I think some alpacas died last winter, but the tranch never mentioned it. They're belatedly building the "barn" to prevent the rest of their stock from dying in the cold. But considering that winter is already upon them, we can expect further hardship, on the part of the animals. But you can bet the men of the tranch will be safe and warm in their ramshackle abode while the alpacas, sheep, and other beasts try in vain to stay alive.
 
You won't find any images or references to dead alpacas, as the tranch doesn't want that to be what they're known for. But the neglect and incompetence on display is apparent. Perhaps the most depressing photo involves a group of alpacas huddling together for warmth outside, while being covered in a thick layer of snow. And the men of the tranch just photographed them. Given the creation of this so-called "barn," I think some alpacas died last winter, but the tranch never mentioned it. They're belatedly building the "barn" to prevent the rest of their stock from dying in the cold. But considering that winter is already upon them, we can expect further hardship, on the part of the animals. But you can bet the men of the tranch will be safe and warm in their ramshackle abode while the alpacas, sheep, and other beasts try in vain to stay alive.
dont alpacas kinda like snow ? or am i mixing something up (lamas maybe?)
but yeah after a few pages in its already apparent what kind of """"ranch"""" this is and i bet you could take 10 absolutely random fucks from a certain farming enthusiast forum and it would have a better outcome
 
dont alpacas kinda like snow ? or am i mixing something up (lamas maybe?)
Alpacas and llamas alike have adapted to the cold fairly well, and I'm sure there would be no danger of death under different circumstances. But considering the complete incompetence of the tranch's members, I'm willing to bet the alpacas they own have a much greater chance of death or injury.
 
I only know of Kahlo because she was featured in "The Lacuna", a novel my English teacher assigned to me in 11th grade for an extended essay. So it's probably based on how many spics are in your community (in my case almost none) and how much hispanic influence is in the local leftist culture (ours worships Injuns instead).
Frida Kahlo is more obscure than Monet or Picasso, but she's less obscure than Schiele or Holbein. If you have even a passing interest in art it's quite hard for you not to have come across her, because she became a normie meme for being a proud, progressive WOC. Bonnie is a fucking div for not having heard of her before. I mean, Kindness has heard of her and that kind of sums it up.
 
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