Now that they're basically dating, I sure hope nothing wacky happens when Russ comes to the store a second time with a bouquet of the finest gas station trash bin flowers to take his girl out to watch him gobble breakfast cereals before taking her to the greer pleasure zone
Re-writin' up my lawsuit
Imagine Skordas bein' rendered mute
HDMI Cable in my plastic sack
Ready for return of the Mack
Highway to the Pleasure Zone
Ride into the Pleasure Zone
Headin' into Wahlburgers
Mackin' on the thots tonight
I got one jumpin' off the deck
Wasn't impressed with my plights
Highway to the Pleasure Zone
I'll take you right into the Pleasure Zone
I'll never buy you that shake
Cos' I've got many hooker hearts to break
You'll never hear my wooing words
Until Skordas understands that case against Taylor Swift was faaaaaaake!!!
Off to send a fax to the court
I swear my addended argument will be short
Josh will soon regret the day
Because my awesome evidence has so much to say
Highway to the Pleasure Zone
Gonna take it right into the Pleasure Zone
Highway to the Pleasure Zone
Ride into, the Pleasure Zone











