Cultcow Russell Greer / @ just_some_dude_named_russell29 / A Safer Nevada PAC - Swift-Obsessed Sex Pest, Convicted of E-Stalking, "Eggshell Skull Plaintiff" Pro Se Litigant, Homeless, aspiring brothel owner

If you were Taylor Swift, whom would you rather date?

  • Russell Greer

    Votes: 117 4.5%
  • Travis Kelce

    Votes: 138 5.3%
  • Null

    Votes: 1,449 55.9%
  • Kanye West

    Votes: 283 10.9%
  • Ariana Grande

    Votes: 607 23.4%

  • Total voters
    2,594
I sincerely hope the coworker is a large muscular African American gentleman.
Me too, and I hope it causes him to rage release the incel anthem. Because clearly girls don't want nice disabled guys like him. They want saggy pants thugs and Chad Thundercock.
 
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Now that they're basically dating, I sure hope nothing wacky happens when Russ comes to the store a second time with a bouquet of the finest gas station trash bin flowers to take his girl out to watch him gobble breakfast cereals before taking her to the greer pleasure zone
Re-writin' up my lawsuit
Imagine Skordas bein' rendered mute
HDMI Cable in my plastic sack
Ready for return of the Mack

Highway to the Pleasure Zone
Ride into the Pleasure Zone

Headin' into Wahlburgers
Mackin' on the thots tonight
I got one jumpin' off the deck
Wasn't impressed with my plights

Highway to the Pleasure Zone
I'll take you right into the Pleasure Zone

I'll never buy you that shake
Cos' I've got many hooker hearts to break
You'll never hear my wooing words
Until Skordas understands that case against Taylor Swift was faaaaaaake!!!

Off to send a fax to the court
I swear my addended argument will be short
Josh will soon regret the day
Because my awesome evidence has so much to say

Highway to the Pleasure Zone
Gonna take it right into the Pleasure Zone
Highway to the Pleasure Zone
Ride into, the Pleasure Zone

🧩🧩🧩🧩🧩🧩🧩🧩🧩🧩🧩🧩 🤡 🤡 🤡
 
If I was a business owner and saw a review like that, I'd immediately ban that person from the business. Disgusting.
Me too. He's a hostile work environment suit waiting to happen. The money we'd lose from banning him would be outweighed vastly by the money we'd save from getting sued for not protecting our employees.
 
We all know how he compares women to Mexican food.
Is it possible for him to have a mid life crisis at 30 when his whole life has been a waste?
Yes, and it's a continual process because his whole life is a crisis. Someone has always wronged him, someone has denied him his due, whatever. He is continually mad about something and never seems to be truly happy about anything. He doesn't do anything for pure enjoyment except eat overpriced tourist food, and he has (as far as we can tell) no friends, and the only thing he does besides work is fume about his imaginary enemies.
 
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He also just now reviewed this place he used to eat at years ago, weird as hell.
Super weird.
Meh. It's not really that weird. Google Maps will nag you to review places you've visited in the past. Even though it typically starts with places you visited yesterday, if you play along with it long enough and just keep reviewing every place it brings up from your history, eventually it'll start asking you about shit you haven't been to in years. Last year it asked me to review the apartment I lived in 10 years prior. I lol'd and closed the app, having realized it's not a very fun game.
 
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