Lolcow KingCobraJFS / Josh Saunders - Amateur musician, YouTube Streamer, wandmaker, and self-proclaimed "sexy goth badboy". Perpetually circling the drain.

Just ending Lenin's recap of the audio leak. Holy shit so much to unpack. Anyone got info on the chick Josh was taking about at the end? Alicia Roady? Rhody? Rody?

Let me get this straight. Cobes had a crush on a girl from back in the day. Years later on his 30th birthday, Clint says she offed herself? Within seconds the discord sycophants find her facebook and she's still alive. What the fuck? When did the 'fuck suicide' shit start exactly?
 
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TheGooGooMuck said:
When did the 'fuck suicide' shit start exactly?
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iirc, Chester Bennington from Linkin Park killing himself is roughly when it started. I remember thinking it odd because I never recalled him being a fan before and Linkin Park has always been considered "pussy music" by metal fans that Jord crafts his entire personality around, but in one stream someone makes a Chester Bennington suicide joke and Jord completely flips his shit.

If it came up prior to that, I don't recall. But that's when I happened to catch it.
 
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TheGooGooMuck said:
Just ending Lenin's recap of the audio leak. Holy shit so much to unpack. Anyone got info on the chick Josh was taking about at the end? Alicia Roady? Rhody? Rody?

Let me get this straight. Cobes had a crush on a girl from back in the day. Years later on his 30th birthday, Clint says she offed herself? Within seconds the discord sycophants find her facebook and she's still alive. What the fuck? When did the 'fuck suicide' shit start exactly?
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He fawned over this woman and said chicks like her are once in a lifetime and how he would give anything to be with her again (not verbatim) when he thought the troles had gotten her to commit suicide but then when it was brought to his attention that she was alive, well and dating someone else he was like "fuck her, i can find someone better". Lol.
Also, with the way he describes Clint telling him what happened, I wouldn't be surprised if it was one of those things cobra imagines he hears, like those times when Trump and the 'buuuuuuut' fag said "praise cobra's magic".
 
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KillThemCrackasBabies said:
iirc, Chester Bennington from Linkin Park killing himself is roughly when it started. I remember thinking it odd because I never recalled him being a fan before and Linkin Park has always been considered "pussy music" by metal fans that Jord crafts his entire personality around, but in one stream someone makes a Chester Bennington suicide joke and Jord completely flips his shit.

If it came up prior to that, I don't recall. But that's when I happened to catch it.
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He’s always mentioned suicide off and on, saying things like “Life is a like a cereal box dood, why would you waste all that cereal just to get that toy at the end?”

The whole Chester Bennington death really birthed the repetition of “Fuck suicide, dood” though. Strange that he says that and has mentioned a number of times that he’s basically slowly killing himself with hedonistic pursuits and he prefers it that way.
 
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It has been a wild year for Cobes. He exposed some lore about Warlord that I had unfortunately been suspecting.
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Apparently his brother is his father, who is in an insane asylum. He’s doing/was doing meth, I suppose for a while, he’s homeless and he’s been trying to suck Josh’s suck for a hot minute and he’s trying to have *yet another child* with a woman who hates him….and for some reason, just like Josh, he thinks Tactical Soap is gunna give him the advantage.

Floorlord is having a time tough time. lol
 
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Games said:
Apparently his brother is his father, who is in an insane asylum. He’s doing/was doing meth, I suppose for a while, he’s homeless and he’s been trying to suck Josh’s suck for a hot minute and he’s trying to have *yet another child* with a woman who hates him….and for some reason, just like Josh, he thinks Tactical Soap is gunna give him the advantage.

Floorlord is having a time tough time. lol
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Oh wait he's actually inbred? I assumed that was Discord shit he was just rolling with to insult him.
 
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Cobes is a closet faggot the amount of times he repeats the word and how warlord wanted his dick/thumb is staggering. Also can someone please make a thread on this Courtney cunt she is really the worst.
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I thought it was funny he goes on so much about how he doesn't judge and supports LGBTQ as long as you're not hurting kids in every livestream but it's his go to insult for Warlord. He even says in the call that he would defend his friends against people calling them slurs specifically nigger or faggot after calling Warlord a faggot 50 times.
 
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Xenomorph said:
Cobes is a closet faggot the amount of times he repeats the word and how warlord wanted his dick/thumb is staggering. Also can someone please make a thread on this Courtney cunt she is really the worst.
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Cobes is straight. He has spent years convincing himself that Warlord was a true friend. The spew of faggot faggot faggot faggot was more catharsis than any homo tendencies or hatred for gays on Cobes' part.
 
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Xenomorph said:
Cobes is a closet faggot the amount of times he repeats the word and how warlord wanted his dick/thumb is staggering. Also can someone please make a thread on this Courtney cunt she is really the worst.
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He's not a fag, he's just stuck in that 12 year old mindset where he doesn't realize insisting he isn't gay over and over and over and over is counterproductive.

I will say Courtney getting a thread is likely just a matter of time, as she has her own drama YouTube channel that suggests she gets into beefs with people irl.
 
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KillThemCrackasBabies said:
He's not a fag, he's just stuck in that 12 year old mindset where he doesn't realize insisting he isn't gay over and over and over and over is counterproductive.

I will say Courtney getting a thread is likely just a matter of time, as she has her own drama YouTube channel that suggests she gets into beefs with people irl.
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The leaks did show the level of manipulation these puppet masters have over Cobes.
 
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KillThemCrackasBabies said:
Oh wait he's actually inbred? I assumed that was Discord shit he was just rolling with to insult him.
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It's what Josh said. He remarked on the mental instability in his family and why it's not a shock that's the case considering the rampant incestuous nature going on, what with his father also being his brother.

I don't think that was spur of the moment bullshit talk, it seems like kind of a convoluted insult for Josh, someone who's marbles aren't all there to begin with on top of being hammered and upset, to come up with just out of nowhere.
 
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