Philosophy Tube / Oliver Lennard / Oliver "Olly" Thorn / Abigail Thorn - Breadtube's Patrick Bateman.

just a thought-
when has Dracula fucking EVER had a goatee/any facial hair at all?
the fuck?
why was his ugly David Brent / Craig David goatee such a part of his look? it’s awful?

agreed, i’m not a vampire fan myself (they’re boring) but i’m confident that part of the appeal of them for people is that they’re erotic. the sexiness of vampires has been a part of their mythology at least since the publication of The Vampyre by Polidori in 1819. there’s nothing sexy about a man with a weird goatee, which is the worst facial hair. the picture does not look like a vampire, it looks like a fat cop wearing lipstick.
 
just a thought-
when has Dracula fucking EVER had a goatee/any facial hair at all?
the fuck?
why was his ugly David Brent / Craig David goatee such a part of his look? it’s awful?

the above yet more ‘blonde american’ screen cap is so pathetic, like desperately trying to self meme his alleged fetish- like when losers try to start their own nickname and it’s like Blade or something lmfao.

it’s also blatant that he’s trying to look not into contra- i think- and look into just any blonde american- however it still just shows he is endlessly obsessed.

let me massage my thots on this --

another facet of why Olly is obsessed with Americans (like ...wat...) and not British girls - i would imagine that they are much more into him as a novelty than local girls are. I don't know how often ppl come across north americans in the UK or how else he would have even developed this fake fetish (i've literally never been there)??? is it a thing??? or the simply the pervasiveness of american media? (I actually don’t know if Brits find Americans sexy)

I'm not in the states or american... but here in Toronto when you come across some wayward brit who has moved here for university or work, it's like a novelty. i'd say like the accent adds like 2 points to the rating scale out of 10 (a 5 becomes a 7/10, a 7 becomes a 9/10)

like some hugh grant charm effect - ugly wrinkly face with british buck teeth but charming charming voice - bam leading man.
....however he looks just like seth meyers (american) - who would never be a leading man because he's ugly - but he's regarded as a "funny" guy and a "good" guy -- a "nice guy" if you will, but definitely not a charming heartthrob lol.

i'm sure english girls who understand the culture see through his lies and exaggerations, whereas clueless wonders across the pond (myself included) don't know what the fuck a geordie is or that he clearly isn't one. and everyone around the British girls has the accent so there's no pull there.... and he's an arrogant insufferable fat ass so there's all of that...... so i doubt he gets attention from english womenfolk the same way he does from north americans, so he's just leaning right into it. and the more he talks about how much he loves americans, the more attention americans will give him. people have said here before that they think his fans are mostly american and so he does very american topics and now he's straight up saying his type is "blonde americans"... it reminds me of bo burnham making fun of pop stars for writing vague love songs so that all girls think it could potentially be about them.

i don't remember if i've talked about this before (pt & british accents being attractive) or not but i think about it all the time. he just fucking sux but he has the stupid accent so americans find it cool and novel.



anyway here's a new lulu video of olly talking about absolutely disgusting british food.

this vid has it all - olly (fake trans) talking about being from the north (fake geordie), talking about loving notably hearty meals (fake eating disorder)

 
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I don't know how often ppl come across north americans in the UK or how else he would have even developed this fake fetish (i've literally never been there)??? is it a thing??? or the pervasiveness of american media?
You've got the idea of it. I think it's part of his narc thinking again; he must know he has that 'intellectual British guy' appeal (or used to), he probably goes for American girls because they're the ones who fawn for him and feed his ego and they just don't know enough to see through the cultural image he tries to project yet all of the Brits in this thread see right through the stupid local Geordie boy facade.
 
You've got the idea of it. I think it's part of his narc thinking again; he must know he has that 'intellectual British guy' appeal (or used to), he probably goes for American girls because they're the ones who fawn for him and feed his ego and they just don't know enough to see through the cultural image he tries to project yet all of the Brits in this thread see right through the stupid local Geordie boy facade.

"local Geordie boy facade"

Please don't bring up the "Geordie" thing unless you want to see me faceplant on this forum again. I've learned my lesson, though. I understand the weight of so many "dumb" reactions to my comments, I do.

On the topic of Olly's facial hair: I think Olly fell haphazardly, via the YouTube algorithm and as he posted videos, into the intersection of twink (no facial hair, dorky, awkward tics) and Chad (facial hair, aggressive sexuality, suspenders), in the breadtube scene...which created a marketing crossroads in his amoral protean brain.

Olly let Covid's isolation from the adoration of the stage as an ACTOR, and his Contrapoints' obsession, launch him into a gender transition that was more a Mrs. Doubtfire role -- i.e. presenting as an aggressively masculine woman to gain the love and money of his confused patron/Patreon cyber-children -- than an identity. He's already self-proclaimed, not many years ago, that he was THE CIS-MALE breadtuber. But also as a feminist. How to best catch both schools of money-fish? Well, here we are...

Cleanshaven Olly can be Abigail, and bearded Olly can be some new male character! The twink version is now Abigail ($$$), the Chad version is now a clever perversion on Abigail ($$$).

It's all fake, though, an escape from his shadows...so that he'll be in the center ring and the spotlight no matter the spectacle that distracts from the facts. He's making videos about Islamophobia, inexplicably as a USSR-era woman...and not bringing up Uyghurs and China. He's making videos about fatphobia, pretending to be scared of eating cake on screen but equally afraid of showing a fat woman on screen. He makes videos where he's the black hole, and the purported topic can't escape.

Olly will make money off this act as long as he can manage it, his suckers want to pay him. But the sad thing for him (as a black hole narcissist) is that if he's not getting more and more and more attention off it, if the "capital" of his ego is not ever expanding and reaping exponential profits -- when he bounces off the ceiling of actual fame, he'll disintegrate and implode. He won't settle for being a YMS-style paypig farmer...Olly needs the adulation, and more and more and more and more of it, always....
 
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Regarding the new Lulu video - it is so cringe when Olly does the “chef’s kiss” and “beautiful! beautiful!” like Roberto Benigni. He does that shit all the time in the livestreams. All his catchphrases are so stupid and awkward.

The downfall of Western transwomen will 100% be biological women who get offended by the faux-feminine affectations of transwomen. And rightly so, it's insulting to see Olly and his ilk lumber in, and sumo wrestle out feminists to stake his claim on womanhood.

If only Western transwomen could, like their Eastern counterparts, try to create/expand/explore a new gender instead of invading an existing one...it might work out better for everyone? It already has worked in those more "repressive" cultures, and yet supposedly Western Civilization is the most accommodating. So they might want to give that a try instead of...doing whatever Olly is doing -- or at least Olly might want to make a video on how UK trans folks are behind the times of millenia-old Eastern cultures on workable "trans" culture?
 
Can’t believe this hasn’t been posted yet. Self aware wolves, a tale in three parts:

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ignorance is when you read an op-ed and disagree

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learning is when you absorb my edicts like a sponge (my teaching skills are sterling there is NO PROBLEM on that end)

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intellectual self defense lmaooo does the Tube even hear himself? That’s his whole shebang. The lifeblood of his channel: Intellectual Self Defense Tube. Every video scripted at the crossroads of Trans Twitter and Left Twitter, echoing passersby to please them, building and protecting the reputation of the star. When was the last time he chased knowledge for love of knowledge and in so doing challenged the sympathies and moralities of his core audience? I laugh to even think about it because it’s so far beyond his range.

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Lol did they not even get to perform it because the production got cucked by covid?
Not once, not twice, three times. They had a sold out run for the end of March 2020 but then lockdown hit. They then attempted to stage a second run for ticket holders at the end of November 2020, but shortly after announcing it London went into Tier 4 local lockdown. They then announced that they would attempt to do a staging at the end of January 2021 in the hopes by then the local lockdown would have lifted, only for a national lockdown to be implemented.

Interestingly Ollie shaved off his facial hair around June of 2020 and started taking hormones around then. I don't know what the plan was for him doing Dracula.
just a thought-
when has Dracula fucking EVER had a goatee/any facial hair at all?
the fuck?
why was his ugly David Brent / Craig David goatee such a part of his look? it’s awful?

the above yet more ‘blonde american’ screen cap is so pathetic, like desperately trying to self meme his alleged fetish- like when losers try to start their own nickname and it’s like Blade or something lmfao.

it’s also blatant that he’s trying to look not into contra- i think- and look into just any blonde american- however it still just shows he is endlessly obsessed.
Dracula actually had facial hair in the original book:
His face was a strong, a very strong, aquiline, with high bridge of the thin nose and peculiarly arched nostrils, with lofty domed forehead, and hair growing scantily round the temples but profusely elsewhere. His eyebrows were very massive, almost meeting over the nose, and with bushy hair that seemed to curl in its own profusion. The mouth, so far as I could see it under the heavy moustache, was fixed and rather cruel-looking, with peculiarly sharp white teeth. These protruded over the lips, whose remarkable ruddiness showed astonishing vitality in a man of his years. For the rest, his ears were pale, and at the tops extremely pointed. The chin was broad and strong, and the cheeks firm though thin. The general effect was one of extraordinary pallor.
He was very pale, and his eyes seemed bulging out as, half in terror and half in amazement, he gazed at a tall, thin man, with a beaky nose and black moustache and pointed beard, who was also observing the pretty girl. He was looking at her so hard that he did not see either of us, and so I had a good view of him. His face was not a good face. It was hard, and cruel, and sensual, and big white teeth, that looked all the whiter because his lips were so red, were pointed like an animal's.
By the 1890s beards were largely out of fashion in Victorian London. One of the themes of Dracula is the idea of foreigners coming over to England with their bestial sensuality corrupting good honest English people, so the beard might have been part of that (or it could have been to show he was old fashioned).
We tend to think of Dracula as clean shaven (and with a widow's peak, and dressed in white tie with a cape) because of Bela Lugosi's portrayal of Dracula in the 1930s, at which point full beards and bushy moustaches were 100% out of fashion (although pencil moustaches were a thing). The only time I can think of seeing Dracula with facial hair is the (hilariously campy but awful) 1992 movie, Bram Stoker's Dracula. Gary Oldman as Dracula sported a full beard when he was alive in the 15th century and also had facial hair when in disguise and trying to woo Mina.
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Doesn't really explain Ollie's goatee, though, which has nothing to do with Victorian England or older history at the length he had it. It's probably more him refusing to shave for the role, which would be unsurprising because the props, costuming and staging all looked pretty half-assed. Immersive theatre can be done well, but this seems like it would have been a bunch of amateurs ad libbing lines "in character" like an even more joyless improv comedy troupe.
let me massage my thots on this --

another facet of why Olly is obsessed with Americans (like ...wat...) and not British girls - i would imagine that they are much more into him as a novelty than local girls are. I don't know how often ppl come across north americans in the UK or how else he would have even developed this fake fetish (i've literally never been there)??? is it a thing??? or the simply the pervasiveness of american media? (I actually don’t know if Brits find Americans sexy)

I'm not in the states or american... but here in Toronto when you come across some wayward brit who has moved here for university or work, it's like a novelty. i'd say like the accent adds like 2 points to the rating scale out of 10 (a 5 becomes a 7/10, a 7 becomes a 9/10)

like some hugh grant charm effect - ugly wrinkly face with british buck teeth but charming charming voice - bam leading man.
....however he looks just like seth meyers (american) - who would never be a leading man because he's ugly - but he's regarded as a "funny" guy and a "good" guy -- a "nice guy" if you will, but definitely not a charming heartthrob lol.

i'm sure english girls who understand the culture see through his lies and exaggerations, whereas clueless wonders across the pond (myself included) don't know what the fuck a geordie is or that he clearly isn't one. and everyone around the British girls has the accent so there's no pull there.... and he's an arrogant insufferable fat ass so there's all of that...... so i doubt he gets attention from english womenfolk the same way he does from north americans, so he's just leaning right into it. and the more he talks about how much he loves americans, the more attention americans will give him. people have said here before that they think his fans are mostly american and so he does very american topics and now he's straight up saying his type is "blonde americans"... it reminds me of bo burnham making fun of pop stars for writing vague love songs so that all girls think it could potentially be about them.

i don't remember if i've talked about this before (pt & british accents being attractive) or not but i think about it all the time. he just fucking sux but he has the stupid accent so americans find it cool and novel. anyway here's a new lulu video of olly talking about absolutely disgusting british food.

this vid has it all - olly (fake trans) talking about being from the north (fake geordie), talking about loving notably hearty meals (fake eating disorder)

It's 100% a meme among British men that their accent can help them score with Americans, the same way a French or Italian accent does here. It's not as much of a thing for women, but then he's pivoted to try and push the "English rose" angle which is why outside of costumes for videos he tends to dress in a vague approximation of elegant and classy (he just fails at it) rather than slutty and sexy (I think we can all agree that we're lucky he doesn't try and dress slutty and sexy).

I think a lot of his fanbase are Americans, I don't know anyone here who really knows who he is (and I've got a fair few friends who dip into Contra's videos). It's a bit like John Oliver - he was a "literally who?" type figure who'd pop up occasionally on tv panel shows but didn't have a following, but suddenly he blew up in the States. Or to a lesser extent James Corden, who had realised some success as a comic actor but would never have landed a hosting gig on a prime time show here. I suspect their accents have helped their success across the pond.
 
If only Western transwomen could, like their Eastern counterparts, try to create/expand/explore a new gender instead of invading an existing one...it might work out better for everyone?
...What do you mean by 'Eastern', are you talking about Thai ladyboys or something? And no it wouldn't work because these troons are women skinwalkers who want what we have that they can't just take or have their own version of as men; the creepy fucker in the dress can't sneak into a mother and baby unit or jerk off in a women's changing room if he gets his own special third-gender facilities. Also I've heard things about both ladyboys and hijras being sex pests towards men and aggressively trying to scam money out of them on the streets, generally being massive unlikeable whores, so I wouldn't give them my sympathy.
 
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The only time I can think of seeing Dracula with facial hair is the (hilariously campy but awful) 1992 movie, Bram Stoker's Dracula. Gary Oldman as Dracula sported a full beard when he was alive in the 15th century and also had facial hair when in disguise and trying to woo Mina.
In Castlevania he has a beard, though FWIW that's a Japanese franchise.
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Also I've heard things about both ladyboys and hijras being sex pests towards men and aggressively trying to scam money out of them on the streets, generally being massive unlikeable whores, so I wouldn't give them my sympathy.
Hmm, sounds similar to gypsies. I don't think most Americans who defend them realize how aggressive and thus disliked they are in Europe. Same with a lot of these third genders, hijras are by no means respected or liked in their parts either.
 
You've got the idea of it. I think it's part of his narc thinking again; he must know he has that 'intellectual British guy' appeal (or used to), he probably goes for American girls because they're the ones who fawn for him and feed his ego and they just don't know enough to see through the cultural image he tries to project yet all of the Brits in this thread see right through the stupid local Geordie boy facade.
Most importantly he's a narcissist and in love with himself. I don't believe this blonde American affinity is real. Not that he'd pass up the chance to have sex with a blonde American woman. And like I've said before, I don't think he was genuinely attracted to Contra, just creepily infatuated and jealous, like most chasers who go down the GAMP to AGP pipeline.
He probably thinks it's really romantic and poetic that he, a brunette Anglo, loves blonde Americans. So he just kind of plays it up, being the mysterious, delicate English rose that he is. All this forced fawning over "blonde Americans 😍" is like when you pretend to love the celebrity all your friends like when you're a little kid to fit in. It feels fake, but then again I've never felt he's genuine about much of anything.
 
After he trooned out they considered doing a “lesbian” Dracula but Olly felt it would be bad optics to have a troon playing Dracula - i.e. a lecherous creep who invades women’s spaces and forces himself on them. So he told them there’s no way he could do it, especially as his very first role as “Abigail.” He discussed this in the Identity live stream.
 
After he trooned out they considered doing a “lesbian” Dracula but Olly felt it would be bad optics to have a troon playing Dracula - i.e. a lecherous creep who invades women’s spaces and forces himself on them. So he told them there’s no way he could do it, especially as his very first role as “Abigail.” He discussed this in the Identity live stream.
Highly ironic given the famous work of lesbian vampire fiction that predates Dracula, Sheridan Le Fanu's "Carmilla"
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Oh no!!! Lesbians are exhibiting "bigoted hate speech" by talking about how autogynephilic men pressure them into sex. Literally every lesbian I know, myself included, has at least one story of a time when a "trans woman" attempted to pressure them into sex (and countless stories about autogynephiles being creepy towards them). It's like they don't realize that lesbians are minorities and men with weird fetishies aren't.
I'm sure Olly's comment is idiotic but I'm American so I don't know what he's talking about (Brits please explain, thanks).
Can’t believe this hasn’t been posted yet.
Sometimes Olly posts something so obnoxiously stupid that I'm at a loss for words and I just wait for someone else to post it.
 
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Oh no!!! Lesbians are exhibiting "bigoted hate speech" by talking about how autogynephilic men pressure them into sex. Literally every lesbian I know, myself included, has at least one story of a time when a "trans woman" attempted to pressure them into sex (and countless stories about autogynephiles being creepy towards them). It's like they don't realize that lesbians are minorities and men with weird fetishies aren't.
I'm sure Olly's comment is idiotic but I'm American so I don't know what he's talking about (Brits please explain, thanks).

Sometimes Olly posts something so obnoxiously stupid that I'm at a loss for words and I just wait for someone else to post it.
Stonewall is the largest LGBT charity in the UK. Up until a few years ago it was exclusively LGB, and now it's pretty much exclusively T. They had Aimee Challenor on the board and have allegedly been giving very dodgy advice to a range of companies (they push a "Diversity Champions" programme) including the BBC, Ofcom (the media regulator) and government departments that are supposed to be impartial.

Stephen Nolan investigated Stonewall despite being warned off it by seasoned BBC professionals, and released a podcast including an impartial look at concerns around self id or gender clinics (but also lots of interviews with trans people discussing issues raised), and identified some conflicts of interest. The response to this from many areas has basically been "noooo you can't platform the hecking transphobarinos, if you question the ideology we tell you then you must be a terf". It's unsurprising that Ollie is taking issue with investigating Stonewall.

Also the LGBT correspondent took a brief break to be West Africa correspondent (he's coming back) and the role's being covered by a lesbian. So your instincts are correct, he's a dumbass.
 
Wrt Lindsay Ellis: full disclosure- I've
been a sub of hers for several years. Have watched all of her videos and basically really enjoy her content, even though I disagree with her takes sometimes.

She seems like a , decent, professional person and if she had signed Olly up to voice her trilogy years ago, I couldnt imagine her backing out now. ESPECIALLY not for something like him trooning out. Could you imagine? She'd be cancelled so hard and so fast.

To my knowledge, Lindsay still has yet to comment on or congratulate Olly on his transition, (which....is apparently good social media ettiquette these days and totes bad form if you don't?), to the point where several people have asked her about it and about how she feels about "Abigail" and she's never answered. Of course she's also good friends with Contra.

DRAAAAAMA!

Imagine though, you write a book....the narrator speaks a certain way....then when Part II comes out said narrator has suddenly taken to speaking in a fake falsetto at all times. What fucking luck. For most visual acting jobs- per Olly himself- you have to agree to not change your physical appearance for however long you're filming. You're under contract. You can't just show up 30 lbs heavier or having chopped all your hair off because you felt like a fat pixie-cut person inside. Olly's gotta be under contract with Lindsay and/ir her publishing house. What a raw deal, man.

I couldn't stomach the entire podcast. Does anyone know what the plan is? Is he gonna narrate in falsetto and break out his real voice for male characters? If so....well, let's just say I've listened to a lot of audiobooks in my day and that would be jarring as fuck.

"Deadvoice". Lord have mercy.

Lololol right?

Wrong. Being a geordie is natural and place born.
There are black geordies and aisan geordies, just liek there are black british people- you're just a Geordie if your from here and are a part of the culture.
The accent is a massive giveaway, and there's a lot of cultural specific makers, none of which Tube has.

Ayup. Can confirm. (Am American; spouse is a Geordie lol)

EDIT: Good Lord is this a fight now? @Photo of an orange, with respect....can we get back to the purpose of the thread now? Please and thank you!

EDIT AGAIN: Sorry for late-posting. Carry on.

let me massage my thots on this --

another facet of why Olly is obsessed with Americans (like ...wat...) and not British girls - i would imagine that they are much more into him as a novelty than local girls are. I don't know how often ppl come across north americans in the UK or how else he would have even developed this fake fetish (i've literally never been there)??? is it a thing??? or the simply the pervasiveness of american media? (I actually don’t know if Brits find Americans sexy)

I'm not in the states or american... but here in Toronto when you come across some wayward brit who has moved here for university or work, it's like a novelty. i'd say like the accent adds like 2 points to the rating scale out of 10 (a 5 becomes a 7/10, a 7 becomes a 9/10)

like some hugh grant charm effect - ugly wrinkly face with british buck teeth but charming charming voice - bam leading man.
....however he looks just like seth meyers (american) - who would never be a leading man because he's ugly - but he's regarded as a "funny" guy and a "good" guy -- a "nice guy" if you will, but definitely not a charming heartthrob lol.

i'm sure english girls who understand the culture see through his lies and exaggerations, whereas clueless wonders across the pond (myself included) don't know what the fuck a geordie is or that he clearly isn't one. and everyone around the British girls has the accent so there's no pull there.... and he's an arrogant insufferable fat ass so there's all of that...... so i doubt he gets attention from english womenfolk the same way he does from north americans, so he's just leaning right into it. and the more he talks about how much he loves americans, the more attention americans will give him. people have said here before that they think his fans are mostly american and so he does very american topics and now he's straight up saying his type is "blonde americans"... it reminds me of bo burnham making fun of pop stars for writing vague love songs so that all girls think it could potentially be about them.

i don't remember if i've talked about this before (pt & british accents being attractive) or not but i think about it all the time. he just fucking sux but he has the stupid accent so americans find it cool and novel.



anyway here's a new lulu video of olly talking about absolutely disgusting british food.

this vid has it all - olly (fake trans) talking about being from the north (fake geordie), talking about loving notably hearty meals (fake eating disorder)


Ayup. Can confirm. (Am American; married a Geordie decades ago. The accent was hugely attractive, not gonna lie.)
 
Ayup. Can confirm. (Am American; spouse is a Geordie lol)

EDIT: Good Lord is this a fight now? @Photo of an orange, with respect....can we get back to the purpose of the thread now? Please and thank you!
Leave poor orange alone, we’re back on track. Not all of us can be aware of the intricacies and minutiae of British culture. That’s very American self-absorbed, centre-of-the-universe thinking. It’s my immediate jerk reaction to dismiss/disregard anything British as well so I am sympathetic LOL
Everything this man does is cringe.
Most girls stop wanting to have tea parties after a certain age.
This man started claiming to be a woman so he could record himself having tea parties.
TIME TO GROW UP OLLY, SCHOOL IS OUT.
Lollllllll aw I want to have tea parties! #notlikeothergirls

Leave my girlish whimsy alone olly, and focus on weaselling your way into women’s shelters so you can prey on the abused
 
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