An unshakable conviction that the sacred Safe Space is inviolate and can be expanded outward if you
I'd say it's more his lack of a life is weighing on him. When you're 40, you're officially done with being young. And as other people have pointed out, what does he have? A Twitter filled with vitriol, a Youtube channel that hemorrhages engagement, and that. Is. It. He owns no real property, lives with his mom, and his loser brother managed to procreate. Bob is the definition of a loser, but he cannot accept it. Sad, because if he could, then the healing could begin, and he might become someone worth a damn. It's never too late, he could try to make some indy films. Even if they go nowhere, at least he's doing something.
It's amazing how the Songbird person makes a simple point in two tweets, Eternals is too vague in terms of advertising, GOTG and Shang-chi were obscure characters sold by advertising, and Bob has to respond with paragraphs of consoomer cope.
Tucker Carlson and his guests have a greater claim to being people than than you do, Bob. I base that both on your valueless NPC-tier Twitter contributions and the fact that you physically resemble less a human being and more a misshapen mound of melted plastic.Robert still doesn’t realize that using emojis like this is just further signaling that he is pants-shitting stupid.
BOB is legit retarded. and fat.
Interesting theory, but I'll propose a counter theory. Easier to bitch on twitter than to better yourself in any way. Wouldn't want Bob and his ilk to start trying.
Hit a treadmill! Box! Bike! Eliptical! Freeweights! Do it up! Heck, is there a beach, lake, or pool in your area? Go there.
Be fair. Bob's more educated, knowledgeable, and informed about moving back in with his mother at the age of forty than most people.
On MST3K, one of the most beloved (and terrible) films ever riffed was a movie made in 1966 by a fertilizer salesman called "Manos: The Hands of Fate." The guy made it as a result of a bet with a friend, and while it remained obscure for decades, when it was found it was given new life by MST3K, including a remaster, a sequel, and a prequel. Who knows what could happen with a film made by Bob?
Manos had a sequel and a prequel?
I don't think putting your dick in a passed out drunk chick during college counts does it?
I'm going out onna limb here and postulating that the arcane "knowledge" Bob believes he possesses, is How to Get to the Soopeeryah Fyootchah(tm). First of all, need to minecraft all the R-voters/blue dog democrats as if they're Daywalkers among us, or at least make sure they can't vote. That way the opinions they inflict upon society will be drowned out/unheard, and therefore the Holy Soopeeryah Fyootchah can begin, brought in by now-unfettered Scientists and Thinkers(tm), unencumbered by the concepts of traditional morality, for that way lies backwardness and will deny Bob his well-earned mario-shka brain in a robot body and his Moon Wheat(tm).
He doesn't even need to make films. If he contacted Linkara and offered to do a crossover together, he could go to Minnesota, film a dumb skit, and then just hang out. It would only be a couple of days, but the interaction with another human being who isn't related to him and isn't a friend of his brother's would probably do wonders. But he won't do that, because it would require him to leave his safety bubble, and he probably assumes he deserves to do crossovers with people bigger than Lewis. But those people want nothing to do with him, so he'll be forever alone.
Exactly. And if they don't better themselves they can join in on being angry at Republicans because they're an easy scapegoat.
How seasonally appropriate.
You know guys, this makes me wonder, have Bob and his fellow losers ever tried to accomplish anything? Like at all?
God, a Linkara and Bob cow crossover would be beautiful. I don't really follow Linkara's thread, but he and Bob would make for quite the spectacle.
But does anyone know what Linkara thinks of Bob? It won't go well if Linkara finds Bob's opinions as problematic as Lindsay did, even if Bob isn't trying to get in Linkara's pants.
