Horrorcow Lucas Werner - A man of Spokane, Washington who is obsessed with millennial and Gen Z chicks

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Lucas, if you truly cared about women you wouldn’t be staring at teenagers behind a trash can at a high school. Or secretly filming underage girls walking around. Or forcing them to read your traumatizing love notes while they’re working. Let’s try those things before we pretend we’re smashing the patriarchy.
 
How can christians go to hell when according to atheists hell doesn't exits.

Lucas as far as greed you are a front runner. You can't wait for your parents to drop dead especially your father. You think their death is going to make you rich.
You are a scammer too. Thief.

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I've heard anytime a mandatory group setting is involved (the navy, oil rigs, assisted living etc) the cooks opt for a high fat/high reward diet. You've got to cater to the lowest common denominator. No one will refuse tendies, ranch & fries but a lot of people will turn down a fish filet & brown rice.
Lol! Mild power level. I spent time in the Navy and I was on a ship. There is some truth to that. You can eat hamburgers and hot dogs every day out to sea or go to the other chow line where they serve something else, often healthier. On top of that, on Navy ships there are vending machines that you can buy soda and candy and chips. Now, the caveat to all this was that out to sea, it is hard to get exercise. So, it is not at all hard to gain weight while on a Navy ship that is deployed. But you eventually will have to pass your physical readiness test, which includes maintaining a certain weight range based on your sex and height, on top of running, pushups, and situps. And part of the hot dog and hamburger diet is for morale. Everyone likes hamburgers, but it is up to the sailor to choose what to eat. The Navy did not set up people to be healthy, at least while out to sea. Lucas's evening snack reminded me of "mid rats" or midnight rations. Since people on a Navy ship are working 24 hours a day they offer a meal like around 2200, mainly for people who work the overnights. But anyone who happens to be up and wants to grab more food can get in line and fill a tray.

And Mallon place is a sort of last resort place, it seems. Some nursing or care facilities fancy themselves as higher class with better food and living areas. Not so at Mallon Place.
 
What to make of the meter and rhyme scheme in Lucas's recent poetry? It appears to be meant as "poetry," because the lines don't reach the margins, and he fumbles with rhyme. He makes no concessions to rhythm. The lines both lurch and stumble. His work doesn't resemble natural speech, so it's probably not an attempt at free verse, and he makes no interesting use of form. His diction includes choices like "masculist" and misused bits of Zoomer slang. It's hard to read. As for the subject matter, products of Lucas's mind necessarily reflect his interests, and alienate most of humanity.

When Lucas gives us a spoken word performance (as he does on YouTube from time to time), that offers some insight on how he means his poetry today be read.

As an admirer of Lucas's art, I am delighted he's been so creative lately
 
And Mallon place is a sort of last resort place, it seems. Some nursing or care facilities fancy themselves as higher class with better food and living areas. Not so at Mallon Place.
Mallon Place is a last resort for elderly that were poor or saved no money. The fact Lucas is required to be there should be a glowing neon sign that you fucked up your life, and are the farthest thing from plenty good.
 
I feel bad for the residents of Mallon Place. It doesn’t seem like a very happy environment to spend your days in and that’s without Lucas haunting the halls and playing Ghostmane out loud from his phone.

Hopefully when his feet zombify completely he’ll be sent to a hospital where the only people he’s annoying are orderlies who are at least getting paid for it.
 
Wall of Schizo babble. I hope he doesn’t get to the point where he starts smearing this on the walls of his fart dorm with his own fecal matter, I mean it’s not too far outside of the realm of possibility.

Edit: I wonder where he got the word construct stuck in his head. He definitely thought it made him sound like some intellect and ran with it.

Edit: hopefully he doesn’t start using dialectics. I’m surprised he hasn’t yet with all of his skim reading of Marx, though dialectics is not something that could possibly compute to someone who wants things right now, right now, right now.
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Food derail:

I've heard anytime a mandatory group setting is involved (the navy, oil rigs, assisted living etc) the cooks opt for a high fat/high reward diet. You've got to cater to the lowest common denominator. No one will refuse tendies, ranch & fries but a lot of people will turn down a fish filet & brown rice.
True, and the same thing applies to homeless shelters, both because it means more people eat it, plus its generally cheaper and provides as many calories as possible which is an issue because they don't know how many times a day the homeless will get to eat

That said this doesn't really apply to nursing home environments. They have set meal plans approved by a nutritionist and have to provide certain numbers of calories along with certain ratios of nutrients, plus adhere to special diets (such a diabetic, etc..) its usually state/province mandated. from what I have seen spending more time than I like to think about, they tend to have smaller, senior sized amounts of normal foods. Everything from hotdogs to soups, roast beef, chicken thighs, fish and things of that nature, for lunch and dinner and breakfast almost always being something to the effect of a choice between oatmal, or eggs, toast and jam/butter with the occasional special breakfast like waffles or french toast on holidays and such

The general attitude tends to be 'eat it or don't but this is what there is' other than those are are incapacitated enough that they require someone else to feed them or have medications that require you to eat first, those people are required to eat something to facilitate taking their meds

Fanatical Pragmatist said:
Halloween Weekend is upon us.
Happy hallowern. Its the one time of year lucas can walk the streets freely and get compliments because his costume is such a detailed and accurate disgusting hobo, not realizing he really wanted to go as a pirate but couldn't decide between 'blueballs the sexually frustrated pirate' or 'long dong silver' and isn't wearing a costume at all

Maxxicus Callahan said:
Wall of Schizo babble
Its clear he only makes those mental expressions for the camera and not in person, as some kind of attempt at being an asshole where people can't retaliate for it. If he made those faces at people saying that shit in person he'd have had his ass beat into the pavement a long time ago

If I didn't know better I might start wondering if lucas is actually a vampire. I mean it would make sense - he's repelled by crucifixes, has a personal vendetta against god, can't go anywhere unless invited, like dark dank places, as creepy eyes and smells like a corpse
 
Wall of Schizo babble. I hope he doesn’t get to the point where he starts smearing this on the walls of his fart dorm with his own fecal matter, I mean it’s not too far outside of the realm of possibility.

Edit: I wonder where he got the word construct stuck in his head. He definitely thought it made him sound like some intellect and ran with it.

Edit: hopefully he doesn’t start using dialectics. I’m surprised he hasn’t yet with all of his skim reading of Marx, though dialectics is not something that could possibly compute to someone who wants things right now, right now, right now.
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Holy shit this new format he's discovered of philosophical poetry memes or whatever is the perfect fucking vehicle for this pure schizo word salad fresh from the babbling abyss of his subconscious. This is some "last words of Dutch Schultz" type shit. The way he works in Christianity, communism, telomerase, and bizarre attempts at poetic imagery put this on the same level as Gene Ray or Francis E. Dec for me in terms of florid insanity. And of course the strange, contorted, eminently punchable faces really complete it. I don't think you could make more viscerally unpleasant, visibly psychotic, and fucking unattractive facial expressions if you spent a lifetime trying. I do think as some poster said these faces are an almost unconscious schizoid physical tic at this point, otherwise I have no idea what the fuck Lucas is trying to convey through them. The text, although it's nonsense, I know what Lucas wants us to take from it: "Lucas is very very smart and deep". Sure bro sure
 
Its Halloween, and Lucas is too scared to go anywhere except hide in his assisted living fartbox. As far as I can tell he hasnt gone to any of the bars hes obsessed with even though he now has his ID card. I think the scariest place imaginable is being trapped inside Lucas' broken mind, repeating the same pathetic failures over and over again without an end in sight
 
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