Horrorcow Lucas Werner - A man of Spokane, Washington who is obsessed with millennial and Gen Z chicks

[GleamingTheQ-Bert]

I think it was Frontier Behavioral Health that place him there to be monitored and medicated so he would not end up back at Calispel for "stabilization".

Surely some of these agencies are wise to bums' malingering suicidal ideation, to score a bed for the winter. If they had Lucas's number on that one, I could totally see them sticking him in Mallon, even among a generally older clientele, to avoid his abuse of stabilization....when frankly they should have tossed his ass back out on the street.

It's funny; everyone has heard horror stories about the mental health social service system, the way they treat people, and the way they abuse funding, but there's abuse on both ends, as Lucas clearly proves.

 

[mothman96]

Surely some of these agencies are wise to bums' malingering suicidal ideation, to score a bed for the winter. If they had Lucas's number on that one, I could totally see them sticking him in Mallon, even among a generally older clientele, to avoid his abuse of stabilization....when frankly they should have tossed his ass back out on the street.

It's funny; everyone has heard horror stories about the mental health social service system, the way they treat people, and the way they abuse funding, but there's abuse on both ends, as Lucas clearly proves.

In 1 of the OutCastOwls interviews the Freak said the mental health system in Spokane is great. "Great" because the Freak knows how to play the system. Several days after he got rejected by Oxford House he went back to Calispel for "stabilization" saying the hospital had left him out in the street to die like a dog. Well the hospital then did find him a place to live and get medicated. Now 2 months later the Freak says hates it there.

 

[wenttobermuda]

I'm pretty sure the payee directly pays his rent before he even gets to touch his money for exactly that reason. So his only real option will be to chimp out in some way that gets them to throw him out. I bet that is any day now but at latest before the end of the year. It would make a hilarious Christmas present to this loathsome fuck for him to get chucked on Christmas Eve.

He doesn't pay his bills his own, seldom is allowed to touch his tardbux, but it's not unthinkable that he'd voluntarily leave Mallon to fund his feasting. Mallon probably isn't too much different from the shelters he's accustomed to, from his POV. Probably more likely to have a fit over his sexual and economic failures and be kicked out.

 

[Jeremiah the Bullfrog]

My Feet Are In Casts

www.youtube.com

I haven't bothered my wife (a nurse) with this one yet, but after a brief google search it seems that there are special boots you wear for diabetic sores on your feet.

More importantly than that, after watching this video it became rather apparent that fatty can't look down in the shower and see his dick. He wants a hot girl because that means she's healthy, but he can't see his own penis when he looks down naked. I'll leave it at that.

 

[mothman96]

My Feet Are In Casts

www.youtube.com

I haven't bothered my wife (a nurse) with this one yet, but after a brief google search it seems that there are special boots you wear for diabetic sores on your feet.

More importantly than that, after watching this video it became rather apparent that fatty can't look down in the shower and see his dick. He wants a hot girl because that means she's healthy, but he can't see his own penis when he looks down naked. I'll leave it at that.

He said what he got at the hospital were soft casts for the diabetic sores on his feet.

ETA:
Comment:

ETA2:
Where he's pissed off at Mallon Place and complained.

 

[Gaear Grimsrud]

I bet the reality of him not being able to afford "impressive meals" anymore didn't even sink in until he actually ran out of money.

He said before that he knew the place was gonna take all his check, but it didn't seem to visibly bother him all that much until just now, when he's blown through everything he had saved.

 

[Todd Weiss]

Sounds like things are finally heating up with his money and foot problems. I’m sick of the daily updates consisting of “Still fat. Still a faggot.” Etc.

The clinicians told him to stay off his feet until everything healed, against advice he hobbles his necrotic extremities over to restaurants for rice, tortillas, pizzas and whatever sugary, carb-laden shit he's eating off camera. They don't order soft casts like that unless you have ulcers that rip open from the force of your own body weight. Expect negative pressure therapy to follow, wound nurse visits and possible amputation in the event of infection. His blood must be like Karo syrup right about now.

 

[VoidFace]

Lucas, the diabetic who is going to lose his feet and was complaining about gaining weight, claims someone named Zachary sent him $10…which he used to have a Slurpee delivered.

If ever again Lucas pretends to understand, or even be able to handle, money: remind him he spent $10 on a Slurpee (assuming prices and fees are the same in Spokane).

 

[WonderWino]

Since Lucas says he can't work, can't get a job, someone needs to remind him how many jobs he applied for over the past 10 years when his feet were functioning. Well, functioning as well as duck feet that point east and west, and have to live underneath the hulk of his disgusting urine, B.O., and onion smelling carcass, that is.

Does anyone think that Mallon Place has the ability to put Lucas on a medically-mandated restrictive diet, with the goal of helping deal with his diabetic foot ulcers? Doesn't sound so strange to me; people in the hospital get short term medically mandated diets all the time, depending on their recovery symptoms and the conditions they're dealing with.

Boy, that would really make fatty fume and fuss, wouldn't it?

The on site nurse makes a record of his beetus, which gets passed on to the facility doctor that handles meds and prescriptions for residents and that doctor has the authority to put him on a restricted beetus diet, that mallon place would be legally obligated to enforce. The nursing homes I work at have many residents with the beetus and they're all on such diets. Plus they stick them with insulin injector pens no matter how many times the residents bitch about it

I hope lucas likes all bran cause thats the kind of breakfast he'll be looking forward to on a beetus diet, plus very low fat, very low sugar and won't get any of the juice or cookies they hand out for snacks. It'll be water and shitty finger sandwiches for him. Beetus diets in low tier nursing homes aren't too pleasant. Think low quality prison food

Mallon is a steal of a deal when compared to a typical senior's home. Under $800 for a room, housekeeping, laundry and food. Way better than the Salvation Army. I'm wondering if he got accepted because he's clearly incapable of living independently. He's completely and totally fucked if he loses this place.

I just want to reiterate this very accurate statement and further show how lucas utterly fails to understand how lucky he is right now to be paying that amount, because the nursing homes i'm working at are about $3500 a month and are utter shitholes that allow dementia patients to wander freely and steal things from peoples rooms, pull other dementia patients out of bed at 2am, have incompetent staff and have a history of incidents that are a matter of public record that include both assaults and rapes of residents by both staff and residents. Thats the kind of place you get to live for $3500 a month here. and lucas has the audacity to complain about his living conditions paying a fraction of that

That said, lucas would be right at home with the old lady clique that spends their entire day walking up and down the hallway from each entrance trying to find out how to get the door open so they can go home and forget they've done the same thing non stop since they got there. Might actually make lucas lose a little weight and give him a new hobby

Lucas, the diabetic who is going to lose his feet and was complaining about gaining weight, claims someone named Zachary sent him $10…which he used to have a Slurpee delivered.

I can't believe I just read that. Even for lucas that is mind bogglingly stupid. Both to have a slurpee from 7-11 of all things, delivered to him but to e-beg $10 to do it. Considering his feet are to the point they're in casts from the beetus he is absolutely going to be on the wrong end of an amputation if he keeps this up. Even by obese, food obsessed pig standards, ordering a slurpee online to have it delivered to your door is fucked up. That shit is outright pathological with him

 

[mothman96]

I bet the reality of him not being able to afford "impressive meals" anymore didn't even sink in until he actually ran out of money.

He said before that he knew the place was gonna take all his check, but it didn't seem to visibly bother him all that much until just now, when he's blown through everything he had saved.

Is he actually out of money? Lucas will hide he still has spending money/savings and as we've already seen use his "cast" feet saying he can't walk to try to manipulate people to have pity on him and give him money. Also he got the phone before he moved to Mallon and he's been there 2 months, hadn't said a word about paying for service until now after it was brought up here last week (which I'm sure he read here). I still wonder if his current phone/service is the gov't provided that's why he hadn't said anything about paying for the service.

ETA:
That Zachary is a Moron.

ETA2:
His mom is sending him the "white box" prototyping kit for his birthday.

This looks like the "white box" he's talking about. $29.80

The White Box: Jeremy Holcomb: 9781589781825: Amazon.com: Books

The White Box [Jeremy Holcomb] on Amazon.com. *FREE* shipping on qualifying offers. The White Box

www.amazon.com

 

[WonderWino]

Is he actually out of money? Lucas will hide he still has spending money/savings and as we've already seen use his "cast" feet saying he can't walk to try to manipulate people to have pity on him and give him money. Also he got the phone before he moved to Mallon and he's been there 2 months, hadn't said a word about paying for service until now after it was brought up here last week (which I'm sure he read here). I still wonder if his current phone/service is the gov't provided that's why he hadn't said anything about paying for the service.

ETA:
That Zachary is a Moron.

ETA2:
His mom is sending him the "white box" prototyping kit for his birthday.

This looks like the "white box" he's talking about. $29.80

The White Box: Jeremy Holcomb: 9781589781825: Amazon.com: Books

The White Box [Jeremy Holcomb] on Amazon.com. *FREE* shipping on qualifying offers. The White Box

www.amazon.com

The white box kit he is referring to here is this:

The White Box

A game design workshop in a box.

atlas-games.com

Its garbage, designed to be bought by little kids who want to 'make games' and have no idea how by giving $5 worth of dice and plastic, some stickers and 'essays' that essentially reiterate the 'those who can't do, teach' idiom

 

[mothman96]

The white box kit he is referring to here is this:

The White Box

A game design workshop in a box.

atlas-games.com

Its garbage, designed to be bought by little kids who want to 'make games' and have no idea how by giving $5 worth of dice and plastic, some stickers and 'essays' that essentially reiterate the 'those who can't do, teach' idiom

Maybe his mom is hoping the "white box" will keep distracted from spewing he wants Gen Z pussy on his dick..

 

[Maxxicus Callahan]

Lucas, the diabetic who is going to lose his feet and was complaining about gaining weight, claims someone named Zachary sent him $10…which he used to have a Slurpee delivered.

If ever again Lucas pretends to understand, or even be able to handle, money: remind him he spent $10 on a Slurpee (assuming prices and fees are the same in Spokane).

Whoever gives him money is just hastening the inevitable amputation here and wasting their hard earned money in the process. Glad it was only $10 instead of $50 though. Gives him some small ray of hope that he can beg and receive money as the most popular vlogger in Spokane. It’s funny to think that he will probably be boosting this small donation for days to come as a big success story for his e-begging career but alas his cash app is already back to $0 and empty like his love life..

 

[Cow-Lovin' Fool]

So he and Mommy are back on speaking terms? When did this happen?

 

[MeganDodgedABullet]

Is he enough of a stupid fat tard to get himself chucked out of Mallon- "reasoning" that he is better off in "control" of "his own" money?


I think it is a distinct and delightful possibility.

 

[Maxxicus Callahan]

Is he enough of a stupid fat tard to get himself chucked out of Mallon- "reasoning" that he is better off in "control" of "his own" money?


I think it is a distinct and delightful possibility.

Imagine Lucas gets it in his head that because he can get $10 on cash app from Zachary that he is capable of moving back out onto the streets with him rationalizing that this can only be just the beginning of a glorious flow of donations and pre-orders for the game he is going to design from the white box.

It will be horrible his feet will split open and he will get an infection that becomes necrotic and most likely die. I actually hope for Lucas’s sake that he stays put where he is and keeps those casts on his feet. If he leaves Mallon Place he gets exactly what he deserves. Lucas is impulsive and very short sighted but I think he is also fearful to some extent about his own mortality and might know better than to leave and risk a painful death from blood poisoning and sepsis.

Edit: If he can’t connect his mortality to this diabetic foot problem right now by the time he does it will be too late.

 

[cuddle striker]

Imagine Lucas gets it in his head that because he can get $10 on cash app from Zachary that he is capable of moving back out onto the streets with him rationalizing that this can only be just the beginning of a glorious flow of donations and pre-orders for the game he is going to design from the white box.

It will be horrible his feet will split open and he will get an infection that becomes necrotic and most likely die. I actually hope for Lucas’s sake that he stays put where he is and keeps those casts on his feet. If he leaves Mallon Place he gets exactly what he deserves. Lucas is impulsive and very short sighted but I think he is also fearful to some extent about his own mortality and might know better than to leave and risk a painful death from blood poisoning and sepsis.

Edit: If he can’t connect his mortality to this diabetic foot problem right now by the time he does it will be too late.

it's already damn cold here. the frostbite will have to battle the necrosis

 

[Black Lives Matter]

Whoever gives him money is just hastening the inevitable amputation here and wasting their hard earned money in the process.

When you phrase it that way it honestly sounds like money well spent

 

[Da Dude123]

Someone mentioned how Lucas doesn't have a winter coat. I noticed that Lucas's wardrobe increased once he made it to Mallon Place. I am thinking he is getting clothes from a donation source. He wouldn't want to spend his money on clothing, when he could use that money on steak and pizza. Maybe he will get a coat donated to him? But being at Mallon Place, he really does not need to go anywhere. Everything is right there that he technically needs.

 

[Wernology]

Lucas, the diabetic who is going to lose his feet and was complaining about gaining weight, claims someone named Zachary sent him $10…which he used to have a Slurpee delivered.

If ever again Lucas pretends to understand, or even be able to handle, money: remind him he spent $10 on a Slurpee (assuming prices and fees are the same in Spokane).

Of course, the fatass gets some sucker to feel sorry for him and send him money and he immediately spends it on a tub of liquid sugar.

I wonder how those rotting, diabetes feet are doing.

Imagine Lucas gets it in his head that because he can get $10 on cash app from Zachary that he is capable of moving back out onto the streets with him rationalizing that this can only be just the beginning of a glorious flow of donations and pre-orders for the game he is going to design from the white box.

It will be horrible his feet will split open and he will get an infection that becomes necrotic and most likely die. I actually hope for Lucas’s sake that he stays put where he is and keeps those casts on his feet. If he leaves Mallon Place he gets exactly what he deserves. Lucas is impulsive and very short sighted but I think he is also fearful to some extent about his own mortality and might know better than to leave and risk a painful death from blood poisoning and sepsis.

Edit: If he can’t connect his mortality to this diabetic foot problem right now by the time he does it will be too late.

That makes it weirdly tempting to want juuuuust enough people to pay him to make a couple videos so he thinks that'll work as a 'career' and bounce from Mallon Place on his own.

I'd like to think he knows better than to do anything to lose shelter while he's got two gimp feet but, it's Lucas so...