11/06/2021 Ethan Ralph Totaled His Car - Hard to drive with hooves.

[SilkyJohnson]

Maybe I give Ralph too much credit, but surely he wouldn't be dumb enough to drink and drive? Surely its morning time when the accident happened too?

 

[Magic Sun Daddy]

This right here, ladies and guntlemen, is Ralph summing himself up perfectly.
He would literally rather die than have a sleight against him go unpunished. That's so psychotic that I can't help but pity him. Being a 5'1 fat drunken wigger dwarf who will hold a death grudge against someone who wrongs him is laughably pathetic.

No no, he's just keeping it real. Apparently he never saw the Chappelle Show shits talking about the perils of having said mindset.

 

[MirnaMinkoff]

Ah, I was under the mistaken impression the car didn't have a note anymore. Yeah, if he still owes on it, that'll be another fun bill for him to deal with soon too.

Did Ralph give that impression? Nissan is known for financing people with really shitty credit into predatory loans, which Ralph is the ideal demo for. I’m sure he’d try to brag that he paid cash for his car but I don’t Ralph handed over $19k cash. Maybe his old car was paid off but not the car he got last year.

But if didn’t have a note on the car there’s no way he had comprehensive insurance on it.

We will eventually see. Nissan will probably finagle him into another high interest loan that include what he still owes on the totaled 2020 after insurance unless he’s managed to rank his credit score even lower. He has to live up to his bragging about how this accident was awesome because he just gets an even better car now.

It really does look like he got T-boned by another driver running a red light. It’s a very clean hit, Ralph must’ve just gotten a green light or something and a negro hit him. Glad May wasn’t in there because I don’t think anyone would hear the end of it and wouldn’t be very funny.

LMAO. If Ralph wasn’t at fault he’d have claimed his back and neck were injured, gone to hospital and be squealing about how the other driver was going to be paying him six figures after hearing from his lawyer!

Instead he hasn’t said a peep about the other driver and refused medical treatment. Ralph blew through a red light while browsing KF on his phone and got T-boned.

 

[Sam Losco]

Maybe I give Ralph too much credit, but surely he wouldn't be dumb enough to drink and drive? Surely its morning time when the accident happened too?

Based on what we all know of Ralph's past behavior, what makes you think he wouldn't be dumb enough to do that?
And time of day has no meaning to an addict.

 

[Fools Idol]

We should all give some thought to the shit both figuratively and literally that Ralph put that poor car through. Sleep well little Nissan you've deserved this rest.

 

[Bowl of Ramen]

I feel like right now is a great time to prep for an upcoming victory lap. My guess is the Chris Coins went well, so I have my suggestion for the next Kiwi product:

A private label bottle of bourbon called: Maker's Shart, wax dipped in Kiwi colors. Bottling runs about $15 - $18 for a decently premium product and could retail for $60 to $75. Maybe even personalized ice cubes or glass sets as well. Everyone can enjoy the Guntmageddon together.

This sounds awesome. I just feel it’s not worthy enough for Ralph. He deserves, at best, a fortified wine. Call it Gunt’s Farm.

 

[Lobster Cult High Priest]

That's not a terrible color overall, but somehow it's fucking god-awful on that particular car.

That colour of blue should either be on sports cars like Little Nipples mustang convertible or Jeep Wranglers. On a sedan the colour just looks gay.

Ralph’s next Guntmobile after being unable to afford the repairs and insurance on his totaled Nissan he doesn’t own.View attachment 2696708

His next Gunt mobile will be a PONTIAC. Poor Old Nigger thinks it’s a Cadillac.

 

[thismanlies]

Based on what we all know of Ralph's past behavior, what makes you think he wouldn't be dumb enough to do that?
And time of day has no meaning to an addict.

That is true. But if he was drunk, surely he'd have been wearing silver bracelets by the time everything was said and done.

Do we have any details on whose fault this was? Did some guy run a red light and t-bone gunt or did he pull out in front of someone?

 

[Christorian X]

This sounds awesome. I just feel it’s not worthy enough for Ralph. He deserves, at best, a fortified wine. Call it Gunt’s Farm.

Honestly wine can be done way cheaper. Could be sold in 6-packs or in a case of 12. Very easy to do. I'd say go French with the title and call it "Merde Pouce".

 

[AnOminous]

Being a 5'1 fat drunken wigger dwarf who will hold a death grudge against someone who wrongs him is laughably pathetic.

Ralph the Angry Drunken Dwarf.

 

[The First Fag]

Which of you faggots totaled the Ralphamale’s ride?

I did. I should have not used the 2001 Honda Civic. I should have used something larger.

 

[Ethan Ralph is 5'1" 🖕💋]

Who is the 4'8" woman in that pic?

"Communism Kills"
Some youtuber Jewess sperging about communism (while keeping it squeaky-clean of Jewish influence of course) who apparently had sexual relations with another Jew, Matt Heimbach, who fancies himself a White Nationalist.

 

[AnOminous]

"Communism Kills"
Some youtuber Jewess sperging about communism (while keeping it squeaky-clean of Jewish influence of course) who apparently had sexual relations with another Jew, Matt Heimbach, who fancies himself a White Nationalist.

Ashley Rae (((Goldenberg))). She has a thread.

 

[moocow]

So let this be a lesson for everyone that you need to be faithful and a good christian in order to survive traffic accidents.

Nah, there's a much more reliable method to survive traffic accidents: don't get into traffic accidents. It's not 100% foolproof (you can only control your own actions to avoid causing accidents yourself), but the easiest car crash to survive is the one you don't have.

I don't know how it works in yankie land but is Ralph still on the hook for monthly repayments if he's been found to be at fault for the accident? Then again Ralph would probably refuse to pay if he still had to make the payments.

Oh yes. If he owes more on the note than the payment from the insurance company for the write-off, he's absolutely still on the hook for the remainder. Since it's a secured loan and the collateral has been destroyed, the lender's free to call the loan due immediately (thanks to clauses they always write into car notes) and demand the gap from Ralph.

They're usually not interested in letting borrowers just continue making the regular payments on a totaled car until the principal hits zero either. After all, that'd make it a regular unsecured loan and leave them exposed to the risk that you'll simply stop paying back what might be (tens of) thousands of dollars, with no collateral to recover when you do. They want it paid in full right now and they'll happily ding your credit (and even take you to court if it's a big enough gap) if you don't pay it all by the deadline they give you.

You either pay them out-of-pocket with cash you already have, or you borrow it from elsewhere (most likely on very unfavorable terms).

It really does look like he got T-boned by another driver running a red light. It’s a very clean hit, Ralph must’ve just gotten a green light or something and a negro hit him.

You can get the same result by running a red light yourself and getting T-boned by a driver who proceeded (lawfully) through a green at speed but either wasn't paying attention or couldn't see you until it was too late and couldn't stop their car in time. Just knowing Ralph's general arrogance and incompetence, it's more reasonable to assume this was his screwup, not someone else's. As others have already said, if he genuinely believed the other driver was at fault, he'd be shouting it from the rooftops and bragging about an impending ambulance chaser windfall.

 

[Twinkletard]

Maybe people would talk less shit about Ralph if he didn't feel the need to tweet every moment of his existence to the world. Instagram whores broadcast less about their lives than this fat faggot fuck.

Hey Ethan, be like your homosexual crush Metokur and disappear for long periods of time.

 

[Stoneheart]

This sounds awesome. I just feel it’s not worthy enough for Ralph. He deserves, at best, a fortified wine. Call it Gunt’s Farm.

Honestly wine can be done way cheaper. Could be sold in 6-packs or in a case of 12. Very easy to do. I'd say go French with the title and call it "Merde Pouce".

Well our dear leader is a serb now, so Rakija would be the right choice. the traditional 5l used cannister is maybe not a good idea for shipping...

 

[Polyboros2]

It really does look like he got T-boned by another driver running a red light. It’s a very clean hit, Ralph must’ve just gotten a green light or something and a negro hit him. Glad May wasn’t in there because I don’t think anyone would hear the end of it and wouldn’t be very funny.

I doubt there is any way to determine from the evidence we have of Ralph getting T-boned running a red light vs being hit by red light runner. However, from Ralph's response I think the most likely outcome is he is at fault. His blowing up over Faith's text likely gives away that looking at the phone was the cause.

In response to the poll, I think it was just the distracted driving with his phone and alcohol wasn't involved.

 

[The First Fag]

I doubt there is any way to determine from the evidence we have of Ralph getting T-boned running a red light vs being hit by red light runner. However, from Ralph's response I think the most likely outcome is he is at fault. His blowing up over Faith's text likely gives away that looking at the phone was the cause.

In response to the poll, I think it was just the distracted driving with his phone and alcohol wasn't involved.

Motherfucker can barely function without some form of intoxicant in his system. I have not a shadow of a doubt that that fat faggot wasn't blitzed on something.

 

[Vink]

3 vehicles? Jesus, I hope they sue Ralph for negligence.

God wouldn't that be poetic justice. The gunt probably has very basic/minimal coverage and any competent attorney would be able to get his BI limits as well as his savings if they were smart.

 

[AnOminous]

Motherfucker can barely function without some form of intoxicant in his system. I have not a shadow of a doubt that that fat faggot wasn't blitzed on something.

He was probably still drunk from the previous night, and if not, so hungover that he was impaired from that. Never mind he was probably also texting.