11/06/2021 Ethan Ralph Totaled His Car - Hard to drive with hooves.

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Cause of the wreck?

  • The other driver.

    Votes: 18 1.9%

  • Ralph was under the influence.

    Votes: 100 10.7%

  • Ralph was reading KF on his phone.

    Votes: 270 28.9%

  • Ralph was under the influence AND reading KF on his phone.

    Votes: 524 56.1%

  • Driving with hooves is hard.

    Votes: 169 18.1%

  • Ralph was letting the gunt drive.

    Votes: 204 21.8%

  • Lost control while sharting.

    Votes: 287 30.7%
  • Total voters
    934
  • Poll closed .
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According to his tweets Ralph is still in Maryland. What kind of hell on earth is living with May if he spends a week in Vegas, flies home, within 12 hours leaves again, totals his car and nearly dies and still avoid going home to his beloved baby mama.

Ralph just needs to let May have the crack shack and head to that piece of land in the middle of Louisiana where May can never find him.
 
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I have 1 formal complaint.

I have good reason to believe Ralph was drink on KF on his phone while letting his gunt drive when he started reading this thread he started sharting and the shart rumbles caused his gunt to lose control and he was screaming like a little girl.

Also, it's been confirmed May was in the passenger seat but nobody noticed the injuries. Horse tactile Strength.
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MirnaMinkoff said:
According to his tweets Ralph is still in Maryland. What kind of hell on earth is living with May if he spends a week in Vegas, flies home, within 12 hours leaves again, totals his car and nearly dies and still avoid going home to his beloved baby mama.

Ralph just needs to let May have the crack shack and head to that piece of land in the middle of Louisiana where May can never find him.
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He must really hate that horse who is carrying his foals/piglets/guntlings.
 
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Kramer on the phone said:
you want to know how i know you've never owned a early 2000s BMW? trying to replace a part in those fucking things is like a IRL version of playing Opus Magnum.

i'll agree with you on owing a 20 year luxury car though, its long enough out that you don't have to worry about insurance but you also don't have to worry about shit breaking down either. most cars from the 2000s can easily hit 150k miles and still run pretty well. anything under a decade old is starting to creep up to its new and on the lot prices.
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Own a 2003 e46 and 2008 e90 bmw 3 series. compared to French trash or even Ford the earlier BMW’s are very easy to work on and fault find. Never touched a jap car though!

As long as they’re cared for and do basic shit like oil changes every year you should be golden.
 
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thismanlies said:
That is true. But if he was drunk, surely he'd have been wearing silver bracelets by the time everything was said and done.

Do we have any details on whose fault this was? Did some guy run a red light and t-bone gunt or did he pull out in front of someone?
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My money is someone honked at him to go while he was at a red that just turned green, he panicked and then got t bones by someone running the red.

That person honking is probably MeltyTW who will all know is honking outside of Gators neighborhood
 
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