Inactive Richard "Lowtax" Kyanka - Deadbeat (emphasis on "Dead") founder of Something Awful, forced out of his own community, on his second divorce, stuck his dick in crazy, "Birth Giver"

I continue to not understand many things about Lowtax and Somethingawful.

At somethingawful I don't understand why you would hang around when the most recent article is "we're working on it *sigh*" from 2020, especially if you paid to be there. Even I, the laziest shitposter on the site would offer to write something, even if it was a shitpost article. Then I think that if I had offered to write something remotely interesting I would have probably been shot down for my trouble, I'm sure there are many such cases.

Lowtax is a bigger enigma. His cruelty brought him nothing but sorrow time and time again. His money was gone because he decided to burn it and all signs point to that he knew this for a fact. Then again complete lack of self awareness is why we're probably talking about him to the extent that we are, the website is an afterthought really.

Then there's suicide in general. I think if I was left in a ditch somewhere and everyone I knew was dead I'd find a way to eek out a little enjoyment living under a bridge somewhere. Maybe that enjoyment would come from being a 40 oz drinking beggar but it would still be there. I suppose a lot of people don't understand the concept in general though but it happens enough (not you byuu). At the end of the day Gothic King Cobra JFS has been proven right once again. Fuck suicide twu.
 
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Mr. Manchester said:
Then there's suicide in general. I think if I was left in a ditch somewhere and everyone I knew was dead I'd find a way to eek out a little enjoyment living under a bridge somewhere. Maybe that enjoyment would come from being a 40 oz drinking beggar but it would still be there. I suppose a lot of people don't understand the concept in general though but it happens enough (not you byuu). At the end of the day Gothic King Cobra JFS has been proven right once again. Fuck suicide twu.
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Planning and following through with his suicide was Lowtax's final act of pleasure. Done to spite his ex-wives, he knew it would fuck over Ashli in particular, in a way that nothing else would. There was enjoyment to be had in contemplating that.
 
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Killing yourself to avoid paying child support.

Fucking disgraceful.
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Nah I'd do the same thing. Fuck bitches who think they can steal your money through the courts. If she can't support their kids then she shouldn't have them.

The only way out is to remove all your assets from the country, or suicide. Frankly suicide is a surer gamble.
 
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Goony ass joke in the gofundme. Some things never change, I guess.

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