Inactive Richard "Lowtax" Kyanka - Deadbeat (emphasis on "Dead") founder of Something Awful, forced out of his own community, on his second divorce, stuck his dick in crazy, "Birth Giver"

[RapidUnplannedDisassembly]

He turned down $13,000,000 the same year he tried shilling mangosteens, and freaked out when goons called him on his Amazon Affiliate link. Hoooooly shit

The fuckin stupidest thing too was that the perfect damage control there would've been if he had just said, 'yup, ya caught me. Site bandwidth isn't free after all. I'm such a whore lol pls buy some mangosteen.' Instead, he completely outed the psychotic extents to which he absolutely refuses to acknowledge justified callouts from anyone. The only one ever allowed to make jokes about Richard... was Richard.

All he had to do, was roll with a punch. Goons for YEARS demonstrated how forgiving they were to their Dear Leader up until last year when they just had enough, when circumstances repeated themselves too often for his psychotic method of dignity preservation to hold up. He'd probably still be keeping up a McMansion rental quality monthly Patreon payout and remain in charge of SA, if he could roll with punches as well as he threw them at women.

It's really perplexing that he traded debasing himself a little with some kind of heavily spun apologia to keep the cushiest fucking job anyone could ask for, for the debasement of sucking on meatsticks like a Grindr profile video before capping himself and ensuring his life ended on a supremely hypocritical footnote.

 

[Disgruntled Pupper]

I don't understand why Lowtax ever got married and had kids in the first place. He doesn't have a single domestic bone in his body and never has. He should have spent his life as that purpetually single fuck-off dude who never quite grows up and spends his days goofing off, doing drugs, and fucking hookers. God knows he had the money for that lifestyle. I can only surmise Momtax and maybe Dadtax pressured him hard to settle down like a real man and produce an heir, but that doesn't explain why he did it all again with Maplewife after the disaster that was Chinkwife.

 

[The golden neckbeard]

I always took LowT as the type to die via accidental overdose rather than outright offing himself.

I could be wrong (I haven't read 20 or so pages) but we have no details yet surrounding the method of suicide.

It could of been a fistful of pills and .357 kind of thing.

I am hoping some old skool SASStronaut or New Effort guy who works in law enforcement leaks the goodies...picture and all

Its kind of like Bin Ladin, i will never believe it until i see it.

 

[Wilhelm Bittrich]

Luckily she had the brains to ecape back to Canada.

That only happened and worked out because of the help of other ex-wife (chink wife, IIRC) and because he left her alone as he flew to Utah or Oregon(?) for a month (?) to fuck that BDP whore. If both things wouldn't have happenend I'm sure Lowtax would not be death by now but Mapleleaf wife and the kid might be.
We should not forget that this abolute shitstain of a man kept Mapleleaf wife as his personal prisoner, took her passport away and threatend her with deportation back to Leafland on a daily basis. Also we should not forget that his mother, that fucking worthless human being, most likely knew about what he did to Mapleleaf wife and his kid and was ok with that.

 

[daddydeath42069]

It is definitely not. You blow your eardrums out and get to lie there on the floor for a minute thinking about what you did. Plus I've seen way too many patients in the emergency department fuck it up.

I was friends with a guy that lived through that, he let me hold his glass eye. From what he told me that shit was far from painless and comparing the before and after pics I'm inclined to believe him.

 

[Lurk McDurk]

Looking thru old stuff on case.net and wasn't this guy so fkn cool

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Lovely reminder. Also hilarious Megan's most recent lawyer is DAVE KELLY

Did you read these or just immediately post an emotional response to what you assume to be contained in a wall of text?

1. eFiling notice

2. A motion

3. A form was filled out

4. A paperwork courier

5. Some discussion about the paperwork courier

6. A motion about the eFiling notice

 

[plattschwanz]

Did any of the following people say anything about Lowtax self croaking:

- Mandy
- Logan
- Shmorky
- Zack Parsons
- Ozma
- Fist Girl
- Crazy Yellow (the first Korean wife)

And other old school SA people... I see Colorfinger posted a thread.

Hellchick, co-worker of Lowtax when he worked for PlanetQuake, posted a tiny message about it on her twitter too.

Here's also the rest of what that Buecheler guy wrote, it's somewhat interesting, I like that part about the loaded gun in the dresser.

 

[Thumb Butler]

He turned down $13,000,000 the same year he tried shilling mangosteens, and freaked out when goons called him on his Amazon Affiliate link. Hoooooly shit

Jesus. 13 million dollars. What a fool.

 

[AnOminous]

Jesus. 13 million dollars. What a fool.

Imagine turning down $13 mil for a site full of psychotic trannies. And then later blowing your brains out because you'd rather do that than support your own children. What an absolutely worthless piece of shit.

 

[Sabrina]

Did you read these or just immediately post an emotional response to what you assume to be contained in a wall of text?

1. eFiling notice

2. A motion

3. A form was filled out

4. A paperwork courier

5. Some discussion about the paperwork courier

6. A motion about the eFiling notice

I've seen all of this before omg. And I've posted it. And we've discussed it. All y'all newbies need to go back and read some more, or lurk. If you don't like my posts then you can read @waffle 's and @AnOminous so you can have it spoonfed to you by men.

 

[AnOminous]

I've seen all of this before omg. And I've posted it. And we've discussed it. All y'all newbies need to go back and read some more, or lurk. If you don't like my posts then you can read @waffle 's and @AnOminous so you can have it spoonfed to you by men.

A&N=extra chromosomes=men=retardation.

 

[GLH]

I don't know about that. I think a better word to sum up the entire existence of Richard "Lowtax" Kyanka would be FAGGOT.

Something I've heard from people, well, men actually, in the middle of a divorce is just fuck it, give the bitch everything, you can make more, and fighting over it will turn you into a bitter asshole and completely ruin your life much more than just ending it.

kill the bitch and do the time is what I've always heard

 

[stares at error messages]

SHE CAN'T KEEP GETTING AWAY WITH IT!

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way too much plastic surgery. probably started out as a man.

 

[Terrorist]

I have posted on SA for over 20 years (and still do--you'll never catch me Jeffrey!).

Yet another incredible self-own on display here

 

[Commodore 128]

Here's also the rest of what that Buecheler guy wrote, it's somewhat interesting, I like that part about the loaded gun in the dresser.

I mean, who doesn't have a loaded gun in the dresser?

 

[Oh Long Johnson]

You want to jump from a really high building that will let you reach terminal velocity so your shit turns to jelly when you hit ground (or a car).

Too much of a chance to fuck it up with firearms and just be a vegetable.

There are 9/11 first responder stories out there that should scare the piss right out of anyone wanting to become a flip practitioner.

 

[Ghostse]

Imagine turning down $13 mil for a site full of psychotic trannies. And then later blowing your brains out because you'd rather do that than support your own children. What an absolutely worthless piece of shit.

TBF SA at the peak was pulling in something like $20,000 a month in forum revenue and 6 figures in ads every year. Even in 2014, after the ad market had collapsed and SA was a shadow of its former self, it was still making $40,000/year in ads - and it could have been more if Lowtax had done anything to try to attract advertisers.

Lowtax probably never thought the train would end.

And sure he'd have 13 million, but he wouldn't have the internet clout of being "Yes THAT lowtax" and using that prestige to get late-20 BPD pussy feet and pictures of tranny assholes. Its the soft power.

Also if he'd have had 13 million he'd have just OD'ed.

 

[spinal gas chamber]

TBF SA at the peak was pulling in something like $20,000 a month in forum revenue and 6 figures in ads every year. Even in 2014, after the ad market had collapsed and SA was a shadow of its former self, it was still making $40,000/year in ads - and it could have been more if Lowtax had done anything to try to attract advertisers.

Lowtax probably never thought the train would end.

And sure he'd have 13 million, but he wouldn't have the internet clout of being "Yes THAT lowtax" and using that prestige to get late-20 BPD pussy feet and pictures of tranny assholes. Its the soft power.

Also if he'd have had 13 million he'd have just OD'ed.

Thing is, even if it pulled in a half million a year, that’s 26 years to make $13MM. And even just investing in no load index funds would have made that $13MM into something like $45MM in 26 years, but yeah money gets spent, it’s not 100% invested, so call it $30MM.

Your last sentence of course explains it all. But holy shit, if he really turned down $13MM, that was probably his biggest mistake of all.

 

[LordofCringe7206]

TBF SA at the peak was pulling in something like $20,000 a month in forum revenue and 6 figures in ads every year. Even in 2014, after the ad market had collapsed and SA was a shadow of its former self, it was still making $40,000/year in ads - and it could have been more if Lowtax had done anything to try to attract advertisers.

Lowtax probably never thought the train would end.

And sure he'd have 13 million, but he wouldn't have the internet clout of being "Yes THAT lowtax" and using that prestige to get late-20 BPD pussy feet and pictures of tranny assholes. Its the soft power.

Also if he'd have had 13 million he'd have just OD'ed.

I don't get why people think more money would have been the solution to Rich's problems. Especially seeing how badly he handled the little bit of fame and fortune he did receive from Something Awful.

 

[Ghostse]

Thing is, even if it pulled in a half million a year, that’s 26 years to make $13MM. And even just investing in no load index funds would have made that $13MM into something like $45MM in 26 years, but yeah money gets spent, it’s not 100% invested, so call it $30MM.

Your last sentence of course explains it all. But holy shit, if he really turned down $13MM, that was probably his biggest mistake of all.

I guess let me rephrase that a titch.
In 2006/7 he was making $20,000/mo in just people buying red text because they were angry at other posters. That number had only grown. It wasn't even really leveling off. He just assumed that the number would keep climbing and 13 million was chump change; he could make more money and keep his clout.