Morning video 2013-01-20
Darfliny b aka Michael Baldwin is sleeping on the floor behind Josh and wakes up at 0:38 | 0:53 the popping my cyst video is his thigh, not his ass | 1:46 Josh pulls down his pants, shows off the cyst on the inside of his leg while darf is getting up | 2:20 Josh gets up and pulls up his trip pants while smoking | 3:24 Josh talks about the cyst he had on his tailbone when he was in job corp. They popped it but it didn't go away. He was at the beach and his cyst popped while he was sitting down and it smelled like shit | 4:00 Josh got put on medical leave and he went back to Casper to have it removed at the hospital
after work 2013-01-20
Chris and his ZRT buddies are gone for a few days and Josh admits Chris is admits he's mooching from him but Josh is a good guy and is helping him out | 0:53 after a month living with him, he can see why people can't put up with him for very long | 1:00 Chris had a job at one point for a day and a half but his van ran out of gas and didn't have his boss's number | 1:25 Josh told Chris he has until the end of the month to get a job and move out | 2:11 Josh is not gay, he's straight (referring to the ZRT guys in the background of the last video) | 3:20 Josh thinks he will he's worked a lot at Wendy's so he will be getting paid | 4:45 fans have been saying Chris has been ruining his guitar playing, Chris complains when Josh plays guitar too loud which is funny because it's not his apartment | 5:20 the first few weeks with Chris was fun but Chris trashes the apartment when he's in work | 6:16 Josh burnt his hair in school once and then burnt his hair lighting his pipe | 7:50 Josh hopes to get his guitar from the pawn shop when he gets paid | 8:48 Chris always corrects Josh when he's talking during a video pisses him off | 10:16 Chris will be out if Stephanie wants to move in | 11:53 hopefully getting his guitar soon but he's paying for rent and bills first | 12:20 Chris says Josh is too serious sometimes and needs to have fun but says he has a job | 12:50 ZRT are having an overnight camping trip but Josh has work tomorrow | 13:36 Chris gave him a lift to work the other day but ran out of gas | 14:21 Josh shot a 12-gauge shotgun the other night | 16:54 Chris lost his job because after a day and a half | 17:45 Josh needs to move out at the end of the month | 18:30 only shot three guns in his lifetime | 19:00 Josh is an official member of ZRT | 20:00 Josh wants a shotgun but his dad Clint doesn't want him to have one because he's clumsy and may shoot someone by accident | 21:14 Josh wants a gun to protect someone breaking in and raping Stephanie. Josh runs through how he would wound people and not kill them if he had a shotgun | 24:29 Josh has CO2 pistol in the meantime | 26:18 acoustic guitar | 29:37 Chris helped him pay for rent this month when he had a job at Walmart for a day and a half | 30:15 Clint agrees that Chris is a mooch | 36:43 Josh sings and plays and guitar | 46:40 Josh doesn't want to play anymore because he may piss off his neighbours
Pipes and talk 2013-01-20
Chris found his headphones and eyeliners in his backpack, Josh thought he stole them. They are out of cigarettes but they have pipe tobacco | 2:15 Chris says him and Josh will clean the apartment from top to bottom. Chris has no money for gas for his van | 4:45 Josh turns his camera to point at Matt sat on his bed | 7:10 Matt starts talking about survival in the woods | 15:00 the guy talks about Jesse from ZRT planning a backpacking trip to Casper mountain | 15:30 Chris asks Matt if he has a welder | 17:53 Matt does a Gandalf impression and tells the trolls to shut the fuck up and starts crotch chopping and tells them to shut up and goes off on Josh's haters | 24:00 Matt goes really close to the camera and tells Josh's trolls shut your mouths and talks about trolls | 27:00 Josh shows off his nail polish | 27:50 Matt talks about Ethiopians and eating crappy meals and says he doesn't have a job | 29:58 Matt loves killing zombies | 30:54 Matt says he has ADHD | 31:35 Chris says the hard R N word |
Holy Smokes 2013-01-21
Josh is out of cigarette papers and starts smoking tobacco with pages from a bible | 2:27 Christians wont like him smoking a bible | 3:27 Josh says they are making progress cleaning the apartment | 14:57 Josh starts rolling a cigarette with bible paper | 28:20 Josh starts playing a satanic song really loud and starts thinking about the music video he would make for the song | 39:41 Josh hocks a loogie |
Times are getting tough 2013-01-24
00:24 Josh got paid but it wasn't enough to pay for his rent. He had money in his savings account to pay for the rest of his bill | 0:53 Josh may not have enough money for internet | 1:00 Josh had $200 at the beginning of the month but blew it on tobacco and alcohol | 2:00 Chris lost his van, it broke down on the highway and got impounded. Chris and Matt (beanie guy) had to walk home | 2:50 him or Chris need $75 to pay for internet or he won't have internet for 2 weeks | 3:38 Chris needs to help pay for internet, even if he's moving out at the end of the month | 3:49 Josh suggests Chris pawn his Xbox but he won't because he has a Minecraft contest with his brother so he needs to finish it | 4:44 Josh had $60 in his savings account, had to call his dad to get it out | 5:00 one less mouth to feed when Chris moves out soon | 5:50 Josh is going to go into Wendy's and ask for more hours | 6:20 Josh worked 61 hours this pay check (2 weeks) for $436 and some odd cents | 6:50 Josh is in a tough spot | 7:20 Josh rolls cigarettes with pipe paper but wont do it at Wendy's | 8:23 Josh turns around and hopes Chris can come up with $75 (while Chris is sleeping on the futon) | 9:00 Josh isn't complaining, if Chris still had his job then he would be able to help | 9:25 Chris is messy and so is his apartment | 9:50 Josh is growing a moustache | 10:35 Josh wants to grow a stash like Vagita | 11:00 Josh doesn't have enough money to get the guitar from Mr. Money, he may go back and ask for a cheaper guitar | 11:49 it takes Josh an hour to ride his bike to work | 13:00 Josh says Chris is mooching off him now | 14:45 Josh is off his SSI and has to pay everything himself | 15:40 if Josh is off the internet for 2 weeks he will work on his new album | 16:57 lots of Christians go to Wendy's | 17:44 Josh says he has 3 more days of internet unless Chris comes up with the money | 18:25 Josh's dad takes cares of his taxes
Could Aspergers and NPD be in the same person 2013-01-24
0:20 Josh talks about Asperger's and being taken to multiple doctors as a kid to find out what was wrong with him | 1:00 Josh's dad's mom found an article online about Autism, sent it to Clint and they read all the things you shouldn't do to an Autistic person and he did them all to Josh | 2:20 people have been saying he has NPD | 5:50 Josh is getting up early to go to Mr. Money to check out their guitars and price check | 6:50 Josh says if he gets money some how he will donate $10 to a homeless shelter in town | 7:30 Josh can't go to a bar to play music without a guitar but wants to | 8:30 improving on guitar and people saying he's bad at guitar | 9:15 Josh enjoys riding his bike to work | 13:40 Josh has to go to see a doctor to confirm he has Asperger's to get SSI while Chris plays with Josh's bike in the background | 15:00 talks about the medical improvements with diagnosing people with autism | 19:20 Josh says scientists said that bad people like Hitler had NPD | 20:00 Josh wouldn't kill anyone | 21:00 he could have NPD | 24:40 talks about smoking weed and how he misses weed | 25:30 Josh said there were people in job corps with Asperger's and they started using Josh as an example to try and figure out how to teach other autistic students | 26:55 Josh's parents wanted to stick him into a home or a community for people with Asperger's and he said fuck that, he wants to get a job and his own apartment. Even if he budgeted wrong recently but hasn't got kicked out yet | 28:00 Josh liked pipes because of 101 Dalmatians and bought his first pipe when he was 21 years old | 30:25 Chris corrects Josh on what NCP stands for | 31:26 Chris asks Josh where his notebook is, Josh says he doesn't know but if the apartment was clean he could find and Chris snaps at Josh. Josh tells him to relax | 32:30 Chris starts cleaning up the apartment while Josh starts blowing smoke rings |
Vocal Covers 2013-01-24
Josh managed to get some stogies and says that he's going to Mr. Money to get a cheaper guitar | 1:00 Josh said he's going to take his acoustic into town and busk for $30 to pay for his internet bill | 2:00 Josh needs $75 to pay for his internet bill and says that it will get taken down for 2 weeks | 3:00 there are BC Rich Warlocks in Mr. Money but can only get store credit | 3:49 Josh is trying to get PayPal figured out so fans can send him money | 4:26 no booze or cigarettes until he pays his internet bill | 5:00 Beevis and Butthead impression | 5:28 Chris is moving out at the end of the month | 6:50 if Chris wants cigarettes he needs the money to pay for them | 7:44 talks about his hair and says he's not balding... not yet | 8:10 people want to pay for his internet so he can make videos | 10:50 Chris corrects Josh about gas prices | 12:10 Josh wants to make a Rat rod but can't afford it | 14:30 Josh sings Nympthatmine by Cradle of Filth | 19:50 Ghost in the Fog by CoF and starts headbanging | 24:50 Born in a Burial Gown by CoF | 25:30 Josh starts coughing really bad | 30:00 coughing again | No time to cry by CoF | 35:00 Chris starts playing Akon to try and drown out Josh singing Cradle of Filth | 36:00 Josh starts rapping | 37:00 Josh starts playing Eminem | 43:20 Josh plays another screamo song | 48:00 Right Here by Staind | 52:41 Josh drinks some Vampire Vodka |
Skype Conversation 2013-01-25
Josh is talking to Trench Michaelson and shows off a bible cigarette | 1:08 Chris is playing Smackdown vs. Raw 2012 on Xbox | 1:50 Josh is smoking the new testament | 2:22 Jehovah's witnesses knocked on his parents house and his dad told them he was Atheist | 2:53 Josh goes to church with his parents and he's open minded | 4:28 Josh said he was smoking spice but prefers cigarettes and talks about smacking a girls ass at the party | 5:44 Josh has been in several fights in high school | 6:10 fight in junior high and he got kicked out his favourite class | 7:00 Josh's dad Clint was pissed in the beginning | 7:28 getting hit in the nuts while he was doing wrestling in school and went UFC on some kids ask and beat them up | 8:20 Josh's dad told a girl to stop hitting Josh in the nuts. Josh pushed her to the ground and told her to stop | 10:00 Chris fights with his brother | 11:20 Chris makes mention of a girl lives next-door | 12:53 Josh talks about losing his other YouTube channels | 17:04 Josh could bend golf clubs in half | 18:00 Josh would vote for Ozzy for president | 20:00 shows off Ozzy's autobiography | 22:50 Josh doesn't want to go to federal prison but he would beat them up | 30:40 Josh talks about some guy, Chris and Josh drove to Buffalo (100 miles outside of Casper) and got stuck there | 32:44 Josh may set up a PayPal account for donations |
Random guitar video 2013-01-26
Josh opens the video talking about a USB keyboard he got from Mr. Money after his dad Clint went there with Josh and was mad when he found out Josh tried to buy a guitar he couldn't afford. Clint wanted to go into Mr. Money and 'give them a piece of his mind' but ended up just walking around shaking his head | 00:47 Josh loves his dad but hates that his dad baby's him all the time | 1:00 people in the comments gave him shit for trying to buy another BC Rich but he likes them | 1:30 Josh likes all types of music | 2:55 the keyboard is missing a few parts and Mr. Money screwed him over and won't be going back there anytime soon | 3:28 Josh talks about the show Pawn Stars | 3:49 Josh wanted to buy a Gibson from Guitar Centre but they were too much | 4:00 Josh lost 50 USD at Mr. Money for a 'restocking fee' for the guitar he originally wanted | 5:52 Chris may be getting an oil field job soon where his brother Josh works | 6:24 Chris is playing a WWE game | 6:52 Josh talks about the keyboard and the parts he needs | 7:15 while his dad Clint was talking shit at Pawn shops, he was looking the cameras they have. What a hypocrite and Josh talks about parenting | 9:08 Josh talks about his old amp | 9:45 Clint says if Clint gets more money then what he's getting, he should move to West Casper and closer to work | 10:01 Chris corrects Josh and says Fox Hill apartments are cheaper and allow smoking | 10:33 Chris says that Josh will have to eventually move out his apartment and predicts that Josh will eventually have to move out his apartment in the future | 12:00 Josh calls Chris a hypocrite and says he doesn't like to be corrected | 12:33 keyboard missing some parts, was looking forward to playing it | 12:53 Josh got a kickass iPod touch and a new BC Rich guitar instead | 13:05 Josh shows off the new guitar that has a sticker saying 'iconoclaust' | 14:12 guitar playing on his new BC Rich | 18:50 Josh learnt how to sweep pick and now he can do it | 30:22 someone teached him to play the Smoke on the Water by Deep Purple riff when he was at Job Corp | 38:55 Josh coughs up a loogie | 54:52 when you practice guitar, if your fingers are black then you're putting in the effort | 57:29 Josh stops playing guitar and talks about his old Bc Rich and saying owning it for 15 years, it has problems | 58:30 Chris and Josh talk about cars | 1:00:40 Josh didn't used to like Bullet for my Valentine but likes them now, used to be closed minded on music | 1:03:00 talking about getting better at guitar | 1:06:10 Josh tells Chris to open up his mind more after Chris declines a chocolate flavoured cigarette | 1:08:10 Josh pulled through and now has money and paid his bills | 1:09:00 Josh believes in karma | 1:11:00 Josh isn't greedy when it comes to money | 1:11:39 Josh has 7 USD to his name but paid his rent and internet | 1:12:10 Josh will start saving money now so it doesn't happen again |
Sneak peek at my 5th CD 2013-01-26
Josh starts the video, farts then goes for a piss | 2:27 Josh returns from his piss | 4:33 Josh plays a song he's working on | 5:55 another song |
After Work 2013-01-27
Chris got arrested, he had a warrant out for his arrest and in a few days he has court | 0:45 Chris has no job, no car and now he's in jail. Josh hopes Chris is doing some serious thinking | 1:23 trolls, youtubers, Chris' friends called him a mooch and even his dad called him a mooch | 2:30 leader of the ZRT came into Wendy's to tell Josh that Chris got arrested | 2:50 Chris only cares about weed, booze and his sister | 3:30 when he first met Chris he liked him from a distance, he knows now why his family booted him out | 4:10 Chris says it's his apartment so he should clean it up not him | 5:07 Chris was meant to call for an oil field on Monday and asked if he could stay for another 2 weeks and pay him after | 5:49 Chris doesn't want to work fast food again | 6:00 Chris getting fired from Walmart | 6:45 Chris is in jail for skipping a court date | 7:00 Chris says Josh lives a sheltered life because his family loves him | 8:00 Josh feels good coming home after finishing work and calls Chris a fat ass and lazy | 8:20 this is karma for Chris | 8:30 Chris' dad owns an oil field in Casper, he got money $300 a month from his grandad and he spent it on cigarettes instead things for his grandad likes groceries | 10:15 Josh has known Chris since high school | 10:25 Chris would get annoyed with Josh about not being able to get into the apartment while Josh was out | 10:50 Matt may be getting a job and a house and Chris will move in with him | 11:10 Josh hasn't got the patience for Chris right now and calls him a dumb shit | 11:48 it's not hard to get a job Chris | 12:00 Josh calls Chris retarded based on the stuff he says | 13:18 Josh is going to have a serious talk with Chris on Monday | 14:12 Chris didn't take his eyeliner | 14:20 first couple of weeks with Chris was ok but slowly became annoying | 15:00 Chris has until the end of the month, no bullshit 2 week extension | 15:33 Chris doesn't listen and calls him a mooch | 15:50 Josh wants to strangle Chris | 16:16 serious talk with Chris on Monday | 17:20 Josh got a letter from SSI because he got overpaid in December | 19:55 Josh says if he gets the oil field job he will have a work car | 20:00 Josh won 2 gold coins from a scratch and win | 20:57 Josh got taken to the car dealership to see if he won anything but nope | 21:19 Josh's dad Clint suggests Josh get a new apartment closer to Wendy's | 22:00 talking to his dad about a new apartment and Josh says he's trying to control his life and told him to quit smoking. Fighting with his dad | 23:44 Chris' family hates him, he knows now though | 24:10 Josh ran into Chris' grandad at work | 24:30 Chris getting fired from Walmart | 25:00 Matt offered to help clean the apartment | 25:16 Stephanie will come to live with him after she graduates but he needs some time to think about it, he may need space | 26:00 Stephanie doesn't get good internet at Job Corp and wants to text her about his concerns the relationship is going fast | 26:50 confidence with women now he's dating Stephanie | 27:41 Josh talks about living in California, talking to two hot chicks, his dad came over to talk to him | 28:50 Josh hates that his dad gets involved with his sex life | 29:56 attempting suicide with a guitar string at job corps and then talks about meeting Stephanie | 31:10 Josh has blisters on his feet
Late evening video 2013-01-27
0:35 Josh said he found someone with all his old videos | 1:30 George McDonald has all his videos | 2:00 Josh says his first video on YouTube was called was Guitar insite intro and Josh watches the video | 5:45 Josh subscribes to George McDonald | 6:40 you'll like that channel because it plays his entire saga of his life | 9:16 guitar
Random video 2013-01-27
Josh opens the video playing his electric guitar | 13:31 Josh stops playing to talk about his guitar, it's a BC Rich | 19:16 stops playing guitar | 19:43 Josh takes a piss and starts doing metal signing about taking a piss | 22:23 Chris is at his grandmother Shelly's house with his brother | 23:04 Josh talks about Marlboro cigarettes and does some impressions | 23:54 Josh hasn't had booze in a while, he will do when he gets paid again | 24:28 Josh gave Chris two weeks, he may be going to court on Monday but said he paid his fine | 25:05 the apartment got messy again some how | 25:23 Josh likes Chris but he's had enough, Chris' friends and his dad Clint calls him a mooch | 26:28 Chris told Josh he will get a job soon but ended up coming back and smoked weed |
Cradle of Fear is a bad ass movie 2013-01-28
Josh starts off the video giggly and smiley and bought another pack of cigarettes | 0:38 Josh went to the bar for bud light and now he's broke | 1:29 Josh saw the movie Cradle of Fear and it was fucking awesome | 2:52 it's been a while since he had some beer | 3:00 Josh hocks a massive loogie and spits it into his straw and says he clogged his toilet with a big shit | 3:43 Josh is really animated saying things are shit but it could be worse | 3:55 Josh got drunk on 2 Bud lights | 4:25 Josh talks a little about the movie | 5:30 more about the movie | 6:14 Josh feels capital and drops something and is very animated | 7:11 Josh talks about his hair | 8:10 tax returns coming at the end of the month and will pay back his dad and talks about the SSI money he owed
Completely Random Video 2013-01-29
Josh starts the video talking about cartoons | 3:28 2013 started off with a blast and starts playing with the gun app on his phone | 9:00 back to cartoons | 12:46 phone games | 15:00 Josh has his backpack and goes a little insane with bag doing an impression | 17:00 Josh plays a song by Johnny Cash and Chris says Josh's music wouldn't exist because of people like Johnny Cash | 18:00 Chris says Willie Nelson is up there with Beethoven and they argue
Working on a song 2013-01-31
Josh starts the video singing Grace-Animal I Have Become Lyrics | 1:10 Josh is working on a song plays some | 4:14 Josh wants to go on Howard Stern with his music | 5:00 Josh saw a People's magazine about clothing trends and hated it | 5:50 Josh went to a car show when he lived in ND | Josh sings and rambles about music
Advice Video 2013-01-31
Josh is shirtless and starts showing off his massive arms while Chris plays his Xbox in the background | 0:43 Josh shows off his abs | 1:00 Chris talks about WWE and the wrestler Booker T | 2:24 some girls say hairy chests are gross but some like to put their fingers through them and kiss him | 2:54 Chris suggests he wax his chair and says he's had it done before | 3:54 Josh has his hair combed back | 4:15 Chris makes fun of Josh for playing with his puppets Shon and Rusty | 5:33 Josh stands up and says he's not hard yet | 6:00 Josh stands up and rips ass loud | 6:25 doesn't take much science to know when a dick his hard | 7:33 Josh talks about his parents telling him about sex when he was younger but already knew | 8:55 the story of his Dad talking to him about sex with a playboy | 10:38 Josh talks about the g-spot and saying a friend called Danny Frank taught him about the g-spot and talks about the g-spot | 11:30 warm walnut shell | 12:00 hypothetical of women faking orgasms | 12:40 Josh talks about how he cheated on Stephanie and the girl he cheated on Stephanie with, moved out of town so he could have gotten away with it | 14:25 be a courteous lover, it pays off | 14:50 men aren't hard to get off | 16:00 Josh tells a Jewish person joke about orgasms to Chris and then tells some jokes | 17:50 doesn't matter how big your dick is, it's the motion of the ocean and talks about how women can refuse big dicks | 19:50 Josh starts listening to Eminem and miming it | 21:22 Josh shows off his muscles again | 22:40 having sex with a women isn't the same as porn | 25:22 Josh asks Chris if his game is pissing him off
Random Video 2013-01-31
Josh shows off a spicy burger he made | 1:06 dood! that's the bomb | 3:23 Josh made the burger with his George Foreman grill | Josh repeats his burger ingredients three times in a row | 9:27 Josh eats Greek yogurt | 10:36 Josh talks about protein | 11:11 Josh calls fish dairy and Chris corrects him and Josh gets heated | 13:30 Josh tells Josh he should get a job as a teacher as he likes to correct people all the time | 14:00 Josh says fuck college but if he had to go, he would teach music | 16:00 Josh says Chris loves parties and says if he was motivated to go to parties, he should be motivated to get a job | 16:20 Chris tells Josh to shut the fuck up and that he's been trying to get a job | 21:14 moustache growing in nicely | 22:00 Josh can't come up with ideas for a new album to sell | 22:38 Josh gets paid next week and wants to put some money aside to get a scooter | 24:38 Josh plays a song he made in garage band | 26:30 Josh talks about sharing when you're doing well because of karma | 29:40 Josh has Lindsey Lohan as his screensaver | 31:22 there's a scooter shop in town and will have a look when he has money |
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