Careercow Jack Russell Scalfani / Cooking With Jack / Jack on the Go Show / jakatak - YouTube "Celebrity" "Chef", Living Encyclopedia of Gluttony-Induced Maladies, Salmonella Elemental

[Jaded Optimist]

Maybe it means "not for individual sale", as in you can only buy it in bulk.

Yeah, I don't know. I looked them up and found the bags on generic butcher supply websites. They also sell one's without the "not for sale" on them.

 

[Ihatejackscalfani]

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Please not another chili..

Never forget.

 

[Adamska]

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Please not another chili..

Wow... just another shit chili that he's made 30+ times.

If he did something new like a Green or White Chili, or one that did seafood or chicken (he's only done one of those so far), it'd at least be something.

 

[ContinentalButterchip]

Is Jack pretending hes "Keto-leaning" not a thing any more? Seems like its been eons since hes been self aware about photos of food out he got that isn't within the guidelines.

 

[Pig Cups]

Why is he so afraid to rub on a fucking rub in every video he uses one on? Is he trying to show us he's not gay for the chicken? Or is he just so fucking stupid he thinks rubs are meant to dump half the jar on the meat? His blood must be 90% salt and sugar at this point, granting him super fat powers.

He’s an individual who’s deeply insecure about his sexuality and has reached the point where rubbing seasoning evenly onto a slab of meat with his hands hand somehow equals G A Y to him, so he throws down those godawful dollops. Seasoning meat evenly with one’s hands is a common practice for chefs across the skill spectrum and is in no way homosexual.

…That is, unless you slap a rack of ribs like a twink’s ass and exclaim “good boy!”

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Jack is a very angry guy and he thinks he's the smartest guy in the room.

This is reminiscent of the kind of shit I’d post when I got on social media (FaceBook) for the first time in middle school. Just pure cringeposting where you think you’re being witty, but are utterly failing to understand that is not the case. It’s revealing that Jack posts like this at his age..

Makes me tempted to wonder if he subconsciously does raw chicken videos on purpose since they get more views than most of his "good" ones do.

It’s impossible, but the best troll job ever would be Jack doing another chicken video, and instead of it being a raw, undercooked mess, it’s cooked perfectly. Then, he starts moving his right hand, the slurring leaves his voice, and the waddle leaves his step. He then points into the screen with both hands and laughs that he was fucking with us.

 

[thedingledongle]

He’s an individual who’s deeply insecure about his sexuality and has reached the point where rubbing seasoning evenly onto a slab of meat with his hands hand somehow equals G A Y to him, so he throws down those godawful dollops. Seasoning meat evenly with one’s hands is a common practice for chefs across the skill spectrum and is in no way homosexual.

…That is, unless you slap a rack of ribs like a twink’s ass and exclaim “good boy!”


This is reminiscent of the kind of shit I’d post when I got on social media (FaceBook) for the first time in middle school. Just pure cringeposting where you think you’re being witty, but are utterly failing to understand that is not the case. It’s revealing that Jack posts like this at his age..


It’s impossible, but the best troll job ever would be Jack doing another chicken video, and instead of it being a raw, undercooked mess, it’s cooked perfectly. Then, he starts moving his right hand, the slurring leaves his voice, and the waddle leaves his step. He then points into the screen with both hands and laughs that he was fucking with us.

Regarding his sexuality, I am still baffled by the whole ordeal with the dog. If I recall, it was something along the lines of "Oh well we want a female dog, so we don't have to worry when rubbing the belly." Worry about what? The fucking dog just thrusting his junk into his hand? I legitimately don't understand that.

 

[desudesu]

It's sad that there are viewers who see the raw pink chicken from the Barbechef video, and like it. Just amazed at the types of people others are willing to simp for.

 

[Kosher Salt]

Pizza Ranch is as far down you can go on the pizza ladder. When I used to go, it was only because my friends and I were stoned and Friday nights had all you can eat for $10. Even then we knew it was shit, but it's that or some other fast food for the same price that you forgot you finished eating before you start to enjoy it.

Believe it or not, the fried chicken is pretty good. As for the pizza, well, like that one review said, it's even below Cici's on the buffet pizza ladder. Don't go to Pizza Ranch for the pizza.

 

[LordofCringe7206]

Regarding his sexuality, I am still baffled by the whole ordeal with the dog. If I recall, it was something along the lines of "Oh well we want a female dog, so we don't have to worry when rubbing the belly." Worry about what? The fucking dog just thrusting his junk into his hand? I legitimately don't understand that.

I take it as him not wanting to arouse the dog. Rubbing a male dog on the stomach can sometimes arouse them. He probably thinks it's gay if a dog gets excited by you touching them.

 

[buttvomit]

Wow... just another shit chili that he's made 30+ times.

If he did something new like a Green or White Chili, or one that did seafood or chicken (he's only done one of those so far), it'd at least be something.

or use dried beans and soak them...........have any of his chili recipes used dried beans yet?

 

[ZipDisk]

I love how pissed Jack is at Panchos.

Makes Tammy flip the menu for him, she is his beast of burden.

That's definite strip mall quality, and of course he went for the most loaded plate of shit he could.

I wonder if they saw jack walk in and went "Oh shit, we better make it flyover style so they don't complain!" and it backfired.

The place was screwed the second Tammy liked the salsa. Tammy isn't allowed to like things.

On to Granny's
I would drive right by this place because of their sign. Tattoo shop, liquor store?

I also hate how Jack pans over menus. JUST ZOOM OUT FUCKER.

He sure is mad about not getting pancakes.

These really are fucking mukbangs, very light coverage of the plate (THE IMPORTANT PART) but tons of mouth stuffage.

I thought Tammy's salad looked good for the short amount of time he showed it. His looked like shit, like

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DAMN, he's just complaining the whole fucking video.

I thought Jack was Sugar Phobic, the fuck is he drinking iced tea for?

We get a gluttony burning! Been a while.

I wish a restaurant would go full Ramsay on him. "Oh dear, you're not enjoying the food? Well it's time for you to leave", and then they bounce him out at full waddle.

 

[Dondeld Dock]

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Please not another chili..

Not anything fresh it seems, Jack.

 

[Strong like Bruce Willis]

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"Sometimes I just can't wait and I gotta bite it."
We know.

Calm down the fuck down Jack your food not going to run away from you because they cook them properly.

This video randomly pop up in my recommendation. It has the fatman interacting with a bunch of strangers in an opening of a bakery, but it's kinda old though. So, sorry if this video already posted on this thread.

 

[rubytintedchix]

In the Panchos video it looked like he was dressed the same way he was for the Pizza Ranch video (and Cracker Barrel) although it’s hard to tell because it’s Jack wearing a skull cap and his jacket inside.

(Minor PL maybe?)

Where I’m from 41 (he said this was the temperature at one of the places) is prime shorts wearing weather! But seriously, wearing a jacket is restrictive for me, I don’t even like driving with one on. I can’t imagine eating in one unless the restaurants heater was broken or something. In which case, I’d probably pick somewhere else to eat.

Edit: confused a detail in the two videos.

 

[Quixotic Man]

Why the fuck did Jack get some variation of British baked beans to make chili with?
Nothing says Southwestern like british beans.

The added sugar helps him stray keto too!

 

[Aunt Myrna]

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Please not another chili..

Clawhammer Oktoberfest
how fitting

 

[RainwaterDrop]

Jack is a very angry guy and he thinks he's the smartest guy in the room.

Bloated narcissist who can't fry an egg properly thinks he is the best cook around, huh? He's so good that he nearly killed himself twice thanks to undercooking his shit, that's what the best chefs do, Gordon Ramsay himself is barely alive himself lol!

If he was just a shit cook it would be ok, but this fucking entitlement? Fuck me sideways...

Why the fuck did Jack get some variation of British baked beans to make chili with?
Nothing says Southwestern like british beans.

The added sugar helps him stray keto too!

I doubt he even reads the labels before buying lol!

 

[Fascist Frederick]

I take it as him not wanting to arouse the dog. Rubbing a male dog on the stomach can sometimes arouse them. He probably thinks it's gay if a dog gets excited by you touching them.

I think it's the other way around, Jack does not want to get aroused by seeing a dog's penis when rubbing its belly.

 

[GentlemanFaggot]

Why the fuck did Jack get some variation of British baked beans to make chili with?
Nothing says Southwestern like british beans.

The added sugar helps him stray keto too!

I was going to ask if that was Jack being Jack or if that was some SUPER SEKRIT FOOD HACK I was ignorant of.

Because it sounds fucking vile.

 

[Aaway]

the shirt jack is wearing in the granny's brier patch video is the same one he wore 6 years ago in this video

check out how massive tammy was