Kyle Rittenhouse Legal Proceedings - Come for the trial, stay for….

[LaxerBRO]

Jim and Rich Baris chime in:

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My guess is that the juror will message their professor from an upper division soft science course.

With the notes they have, they will try to find the best ways to turn the jury to a compromise charge. It probably will not work and a mistrial due to deadlock is declared tomorrow.

The juror has or probably will acquire legal counsel that will advise how to best sheild them from breaking the law when they go on MSNBC and other such programs.

Even if proof of juror communicating with outside parties does occur, who is the DA in Kenosha again?

Worst is they get charged with a misdemeanor and starts a Go Fund Me. They will raise in the low to mid six figures while the social networks do nothing to prohibit the fund rasing. They will be fined $10k, which will be promptly paid off.

Three month later they will announce they will publish a book on her experiences as a juror. Arc Towards Justice: My Fight Against White Supremacy and Vigilantism, will be the title or something similar.

Interestingly enough, for the dedicated web sleuths the book will be will written and the prose significantly above the jurors intelligence when compared to their past works. If one is VERY ASTUTE, they might be able to identify the ghost writer but that is meaningless. Once published, you will see AoC and Talib promoting copies on Twitter and Instagram. The book will be on the NY Times best seller list and the juror will make a couple million.

The story will be borderline slander but as jurors are anonymous, the other jurors will not have much of a case. Later, the juror will be offered 5k per speaking engagement about them opposing fascism and Trumpian Vigilantism.

The college professor is tenure and will be asked to take a paid sabbatical. Kyle will stand trial again to similar results.

 

[TheGreatDodongus]

The wait for the verdict is more agonizing than watching grass grow in real time. At least with grass you know what's happening.

What do you mean, we know exactly what's happening! Haven't you been reading all of the creative writing exercises basically confirmed rumors that have been getting shared here? We're practically getting real time coverage!

 

[Matt Damon]

Was that a clown joke?

No, it was a "a lot of people in this thread are fucking autistic" joke.

 

[DicksOutForKiwigglers]

Only two realistic hopes are left, people who think the Karen will get herself kicked out are ODing on Hopium either A. The Judge grows a pair when the Jury can't do a verdict, and marks the case with as a mistrial with prejudice, somewhat probable, or B. The DA drops the case

Either way I think things look good for Kyle as far as getting off goes. He's either getting acquitted, a mistrial, or a hung jury. If it's a hung jury he'll come back in an even stronger position (hopefully with new lawyers) and then beat the case. If he was going to be found guilty on anything they would have announced their verdict already. We have a one of two holdouts trying to get him on something and the rest aren't having it. I feel Jack was on the money the longer this goes on.

 

[TheGreatDodongus]

Was that a clown joke?

Here king, you dropped this:

 

[Monster Zero Ultra]

I would love to have a conversation with the jurors voting guilty and ask them to logically explain why they think Kyle is guilty. I honestly want to know how they came to their conclusions.

 

[Iceland Heavy]

Calling Wisconsin a purple state is misleading though. Madison and Milwaukee unfortunately end up speaking for farmers, dairy workers, and the rest of the blue collars a lot more than they should. Outside of college students, teachers, union workers, and Milwaukee welfare receivers, the state is red.

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The problem is those urban areas are large enough to nearly match everything else. On one extreme of the spectrum you have New York with everything outside Manhattan and Albany being red but it doesn't even matter.

 

[MrJokerRager]

The inevitable consequence of letting women onto juries or into the legal process in general. There's a reason why Islamic law requires 2 female witnesses to take the place of 1 male witness.

I always wondered about that.

Thanks Karens for proving Islam right again.

 

[Random Internet Person]

Are we still waiting on one or two jurors trying to pull a 12 Angry Men on the rest of the jury?

We’re in the middle of that process.

 

[Make Anime Illegal]

Hopium: maybe they all tentatively agreed on not guilty but they're going home to each make a pass through the instructions for good measure.

 

[Random Internet Person]

The problem is those urban areas are large enough to nearly match everything else. On one extreme of the spectrum you have New York with everything outside Manhattan and Albany being red but it doesn't even matter.

It’s how the Democrats run in their attempts to take over the country. And then turn it into their progressive utopia.

 

[Knight of the Rope]

The wait for the verdict is more agonizing than watching grass grow in real time. At least with grass you know what's happening.

And if there's anything that the Weeb Wars subforum has taught us, it's that the longer this litigation/edging session goes on, the more likely it is that us peanut-gallery spectators turn into troons or faggots (or troony faggots).

And speaking of grass, the cure is to touch grass.

 

[repentance]

This, tbdesu. He's clearly not used to high-profile cases, probably never done one in his 40 years that did more than make the local newspaper, and he desperately wants his small town small court case without all this political bullshit in the way. He's confused, out of his depth, and intimidated by the media spotlight, so he's just trying to get this over with by throwing everything onto the jury's shoulders, because surely the best way to make all this go away is to get a ruling out and be done with it, right?

"Let the jury do their job" is a great ideal but shying away from a directed verdict or a mistrial puts targets on the backs of the jurors.

 

[obsdj]

Could this be Kiwi Farm's "we did it, Reddit!" moment?

Might need to make it a King Herod moment, just to make sure.

 

[6MillionCoofs]

No, it was a "a lot of people in this thread are fucking autistic" joke.

There I was thinking it was s Simpson’s deference.

Ah well.

 

[GuntPunt]

Remakes fucking suck.

 

[anionfarflung]

No we don't dude. Some countries do, but that's more of a culture problem within *those* countries and not the fault of the religion itself.

If you want to argue I'll just bring up what happens in any of the shithole christian african countries.

Muhammad, the hideous and foul-smelling prophet of Islam, was an illiterate lying slaver, mass murderer, and rapist of little girls, yet the Ummah, with an average IQ of around 80 due to generations of cousin-marriage inbreeding, consider that son of a bitch "al-insan al-kamil" - "the exemplary man" - meaning that rape of children is part of the doctrine.

I'll concede the point on African Christians because they are just as subhuman as the genetically inferior Arabs, Turks, Pakis, Pashtuns, and Malays who number among asslfters.

 

[Starscreams Cape]

I would love to have a conversation with the jurors voting guilty and ask them to logically explain why they think Kyle is guilty. I honestly want to know how they came to their conclusions.

"He was a cis, white male with a gun who shot ANTIFA members in good standing"

Doesn't go any further than that.

 

[Matt Damon]

There I was thinking it was s Simpson’s deference.

Ah well.

Karen is hatless! Repeat: hatless!

 

[anionfarflung]

Actually depends on what Islamic scholar they listen to.

100% of asslifters deserve death by slow roasting.