Careercow Jack Russell Scalfani / Cooking With Jack / Jack on the Go Show / jakatak - YouTube "Celebrity" "Chef", Living Encyclopedia of Gluttony-Induced Maladies, Salmonella Elemental

When will Jack drop dead?

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  • Sometime in 2025

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  • Jack lives forever. The Wendigo Must Consoom

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Hey guys quick note - we won’t be streaming today. @TheLazyMan had painful dental surgery Thur night and is still hurting plus other life stuff is going on. We were thinking of doing it tomorrow or Wednesday night? I put this on our social media, but figured I’d put a note here too as more people may see it.
 
I never said anything about a stroke. He’s old and an idiot. That’s his issue.
Yeah, after re-reading it, I should have worded it differently. Sorry, man.
But I still belive that most of his problems with tech comes from the fact that he is to lazy to read the manuals.
Technical question: As Jack is born in 1967, does that make him a real boomer? I always thought the Boomer Generation ended with the birth year 1965.

He’s going to eat all those Turkey legs himself, isn’t he?
I think that's what Jack considers as an afternoon snack.
He seriously needs to start writing a script because his mush brain can't form coherent thoughts and sentences anymore.
True, but that would require at a bare minimum of care for his channel and his videos and Jack doesn't care anymore because he knows his channel is dead in the water and won't recover regardless of what he's doing.
Today Jack is known for being "that guy who can't cook but has a cooking channel" and there's no coming back from such a reputation.
 
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It explains a lot.
 
Just to be clear: Butcher BBQ appears to make injections for beef and pork and poultry. However... these are not them. Fat Jack is injecting pure grease into his food now.

Also that arm sure is working good now! Can't even use it for dead weight on the plunger.

Wait, could the above facts be related? Naw... it was that damned sugar.
 
Just to be clear: Butcher BBQ appears to make injections for beef and pork and poultry. However... these are not them. Fat Jack is injecting pure grease into his food now.

Also that arm sure is working good now! Can't even use it for dead weight on the plunger.

Wait, could the above facts be related? Naw... it was that damned sugar.
What happened to the rest of the bottle? Did Jack just gulp it down like a soda?
 
The next time anyone says that Western culture isn't stagnant, I'm going to point out the fact that a farting Santa Claus is a product that's stayed in production over the course of generations.

Why reorder it? No kids anymore, no grandkids yet. Who's it for?

What happened to the rest of the bottle? Did Jack just gulp it down like a soda?
It got made into a smoothie with some delicious Bacon Up
 
When you've fucked your body up so badly by your diet but you've learned nothing.

Using your chin to inject fake butter because your arm doesn't work after multiple strokes and somehow that isn't enough of a trigger to stop and evaluate your choices. The amount of arrogance and ignorance is astouding.
 
I tried taking a bite of food like that, and its honestly the most uncomfortable thing. Seriously, try it. I have no idea why anyone would start doing it in the first place.
It's probably just a natural consequence of their fatfuckery. Jack's mushy jowls must be filling in a significant portion of his mouth cavity and being a dumbass and stroke victim, he probably bites the insides of his cheeks and lip a fair bit. The open-mouth gape might be a response to the feeling that his calloused mouth is smaller than it actually is, so he overcompensates by shoving his tongue out to make room.

That, or he's just a gluttonous fuck that wants to shove as much in and swallow it as quickly as is humanly possible.

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There's some really fucking bad audio quality in the introductory segment. Terrible static, like someone's crumpling wrapping paper next to the camera. It unironically sounds like a world war propaganda reel.

"And there goes our heroic Doughboy Jack! He's off to fight the Kaiser in his armor plated scooterautomobile, equipped with botulinum gas canisters. Are YOU doing your part?"
 
When you've fucked your body up so badly by your diet but you've learned nothing.

Using your chin to inject fake butter because your arm doesn't work after multiple strokes and somehow that isn't enough of a trigger to stop and evaluate your choices. The amount of arrogance and ignorance is astouding.
Also stupidity I mean beside life style choices why isn't the dumb fat fuck just using his thumb?
 
What happened to the rest of the bottle? Did Jack just gulp it down like a soda?
He masturbated off camera and used it as lube while shoving a dildo coated in bacon grease down his throat as if he was sucking dick.

Why reorder it? No kids anymore, no grandkids yet. Who's it for?
Mushbrain obviously.

Also stupidity I mean beside life style choices why isn't the dumb fat fuck just using his thumb?
He's weak as shit that's why.
 
There's some really fucking bad audio quality in the introductory segment. Terrible static, like someone's crumpling wrapping paper next to the camera. It unironically sounds like a world war propaganda reel.
Yeah, it's pretty bad. Thought for a minute he might jump on to the ASMR bandwagon and start eating into the mic like the slob he is. Watching him eat already makes me gag, imagine the ASMR sound of it.
 
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Here's hoping Tammy threw out the BISTRO and Time to eat Ya'll signs.

Fucker bought liquid butter twice.

Nice six month old grill filth getting pressed into that turkey.

The edges on that grill are corroded as fuck, I'm surprised the grate hasn't given out.

Tosses out the salsa line again, must be stuck in the adipose.
 
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Goddamn Jack is so fuckin’ stupid. THIS is what the dumb sack of shit should have ordered for injection into a turkey.
As pointed out earlier, all the yellow stuff is flavored OIL meant to be brushed on the fucking outside of the bird.
“Application Process: glaze for flavor and use during cook” LMAO

No doubt his commode had quite a workout.
 

This actually might be one of the better thumbnails Jack has made. Better than those disgusting looking plate shots

EDIT: Some thoughts: Can't really tell if Jack's "doctor" is mocking him with the over the top criticisms, but Jack is enjoying it regardless. Also Tammy treating Jack like a toddler because he wanted a sandwich was pretty funny.
 
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