Yeah, after re-reading it, I should have worded it differently. Sorry, man.
I think that's what Jack considers as an afternoon snack.
True, but that would require at a bare minimum of care for his channel and his videos and Jack doesn't care anymore because he knows his channel is dead in the water and won't recover regardless of what he's doing.
raw turkey golden shower
What happened to the rest of the bottle? Did Jack just gulp it down like a soda?
The next time anyone says that Western culture isn't stagnant, I'm going to point out the fact that a farting Santa Claus is a product that's stayed in production over the course of generations.
It got made into a smoothie with some delicious Bacon Up
It wouldn't even surprise me for a second if he really would have done that.
It was always just for Jack; he just used his kids to excuse his babybrained behavior.
When you've fucked your body up so badly by your diet but you've learned nothing.
It's probably just a natural consequence of their fatfuckery. Jack's mushy jowls must be filling in a significant portion of his mouth cavity and being a dumbass and stroke victim, he probably bites the insides of his cheeks and lip a fair bit. The open-mouth gape might be a response to the feeling that his calloused mouth is smaller than it actually is, so he overcompensates by shoving his tongue out to make room.
There's some really fucking bad audio quality in the introductory segment. Terrible static, like someone's crumpling wrapping paper next to the camera. It unironically sounds like a world war propaganda reel.
Also stupidity I mean beside life style choices why isn't the dumb fat fuck just using his thumb?
He masturbated off camera and used it as lube while shoving a dildo coated in bacon grease down his throat as if he was sucking dick.
Mushbrain obviously.
He's weak as shit that's why.
Yeah, it's pretty bad. Thought for a minute he might jump on to the ASMR bandwagon and start eating into the mic like the slob he is. Watching him eat already makes me gag, imagine the ASMR sound of it.
