DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

[detractorzer0]

Here's a snippet of that "explanation". Not a rant!
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EDIT: Sorry about the low volume. Still figuring out OBS.

Why doesn't he just use all that hate he gets to fuel himself and keep going. Why is the King of hate whining about someone bringing him up?

 

[SaidNoOneEver]

the podcast shit is just another attempt at being "professional". "hurr I don't ramble, I'm providing a service by talking about the news, DOOD"

He hates playing games and wants to get paid for his brilliant hot takes instead. It really is that simple. He's not wrong either. Even with a 95 IQ he understands that there is no genuine audience for a 40+ year-old playing kids games other than to laugh at him for being pathetic.

 

[detractorzer0]

He hates playing games and wants to get paid for his brilliant hot takes instead. It really is that simple. He's not wrong either. Even with a 95 IQ he understands that there is no genuine audience for a 40+ year-old playing kids games other than to laugh at him for being pathetic.

He's always wanted to be Howard Stern.

 

[bajagoogoo]

Here's a snippet of that "explanation". Not a rant!
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EDIT: Sorry about the low volume. Still figuring out OBS.

Phil had two choices:

(X) Realize that he feeds the drama that surrounds him and should make strides to give them less to discuss by not acting like a petulant, greedy child.

(√) B: Rant about drama channels and RTU being the problem and demanding they stop bothering with him.

Never change, Phil.

 

[DZoomer]

Another funny thing about Phil's "podcast" retardation is that podcasts, in general, involve multiple people. They're either 2 or more people discussing some particular subjects, or one person who invites new people to interview.

I've never once seen a podcast that involves one man, alone, talking to a camera about shit he knows almost nothing about.

 

[FamicomGorby]

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431 results. I would argue he should stop saying this stupid shit.

Is there some TV show where a character says "I would argue" a fair amount? I can't think of any other explanation for him globbing onto these phrases and using them every other sentence except for them breaking into his brain while he's consooming Netflix.

 

[SaidNoOneEver]

Phil had two choices:

(X) Realize that he feeds the drama that surrounds him and should make strides to give them less to discuss by not acting like a petulant, greedy child.

(√) B: Rant about drama channels and RTU being the problem and demanding they stop bothering with him.

Never change, Phil.

He seems very jealous of RTU. I'm surprised that nobody picked up on him admitting that as recently as last week he was entertaining an offer to team up with RTU for a new show. With Boogie no less. This after railing against the guy for a long time for trolling him. I would love to know his demands around that partnership. After telling RTU to fuck off today lets hope he does a response.

[That show would've been a hit by the way, just from the combined hate-watchers.]

 

[TurdFondler]

Another funny thing about Phil's "podcast" retardation is that podcasts, in general, involve multiple people.

I've listened to a solo podcast where a guy reads absolutely retarded shit off message boards. But he's got a good voice, good pacing and the content is funny.

My money is on Khet suggesting this podcast idea. Someone's pulling the strings. The the new props, now a podcast.

 

[Guess i'm toxic now!]

He seems very jealous of RTU. I'm surprised that nobody picked up on him admitting that as recently as last week he was entertaining an offer to team up with RTU for a new show. With Boogie no less. This after railing against the guy for a long time for trolling him. I would love to know his demands around that partnership. After telling RTU to fuck off today lets hope he does a response.

[That show would've been a hit by the way, just from the combined hate-watchers.]

He is always lead by the snout towards the scent of money.

That's also why the pig wants to discuss stuff "behind the scenes" so he can ask them "how much are you going to pay me?" and attempt to get them to throw softballs like Mr. Quart did in his shitty DSP interview.

The pigroach loves being smug and looking down on others, and god forbid he get a taste of his own medicine.

 

[Derich 2nd of coomland]

I've listened to a solo podcast where a guy reads absolutely retarded shit off message boards. But he's got a good voice, good pacing and the content is funny.

My money is on Khet suggesting this podcast idea. Someone's pulling the strings. The the new props, now a podcast.

Cyael?

But yeah can be done if you have a personality and or knowledge and a sense of humor. And that is why Dave can't pull it off.

 

[Crooked 16th]

Only Phil could turn a rant about his trolls in a rant about Neil Druckmann

 

[DZoomer]

I've listened to a solo podcast where a guy reads absolutely retarded shit off message boards. But he's got a good voice, good pacing and the content is funny.

My money is on Khet suggesting this podcast idea. Someone's pulling the strings. The the new props, now a podcast.

Sure, they do exist. There are language learning podcasts, for example, that consist of only a teacher giving a lesson on some subject from that language.

I guess the main problem isn't the fact that it's only Phil speaking to the camera alone, but the fact that it's about nothing interesting. Even after years of being a streamer, Phil still has very shitty understanding of how games and the gaming industry work. So if it was actually a podcast, it'd be a boring as shit one.

 

[JimiHendrix]

Illidan is almost killed by Arthas and then withdraws to his fortress after his defeat.

it's actually a little more pathetic than that and much more similar to phil's circumstances.

Arthas defeats Illidan, and decides Illidan isn't worth further effort, since Arthas wasn't there to fight Illidan, Illidan was just in his way. so after Arthas leaves Illidan apparently gets up and starts going "i beat his ass, dude."

 

[Lolidaki]

listening to the "podcast" and it's fucking hilarious how he's trying to write off stagnation and refusal to grow with the website as "staying true to myself", that "business degree" of his belongs in the fucking trash. This motherfucker over here patting himself on the ass for kogaming1 going "viral" that one time on /v/, yet it's a dead channel that has been abandoned with its last few videos being panic mode hosting for a few parts of his vice city and persona 5 playthroughs. Even in all of this only three videos are above 100k and he calls that "regularly" and refers to his 1mill Homefront review as "millions and millions of views", he's delusional to the point where he can't even see his "peak" for how small it actually is.

 

[Wasabi Panda]

it's actually a little more pathetic than that and much more similar to phil's circumstances.

Arthas defeats Illidan, and decides Illidan isn't worth further effort, since Arthas wasn't there to fight Illidan, Illidan was just in his way. so after Arthas leaves Illidan apparently gets up and starts going "i beat his ass, dude."

This comparison is pretty funny as both phil and blizzard can't keep their lore straight, make shit up as they go along and retcon to the point where they don't even know which was is up.

 

[Iron Father]

Power level but sweet potato casserole is great. You put roasted marshmallow on top and it's basically like having warm pumpkin pie without the crust. Maybe this is what he meant?
If it's mashed sweet potato with gravy that's just weird.

Kat's mashed sweet potatoes included brown sugar and cinnamon, according to DSP. He said they were the best tasting side of everything they had.

Sugar mash. This fucking guy.

 

[Kornheiser]

He claimed he invented the "Let's Play" & he was responsible for memes being invented.
Calls him self "The King".

He acts like Howard Stern back when he said he invented everything. Hoo Hoo Robin.

 

[Sup3r]

LOL This Nibbah is flexing his 100K sub button?
Celebrating 195K subs?
138 people watching that is a DEAD channel.
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Just a reminder that the guy Phil is jealous of, PDP, got so big that YT needed to make special sub buttons just for him while piggy only has the basic bitch silver.

I did what Phil asked, and messaged a few of my friends, half of them didn't even know who he was. (Some 13 year legacy eh), the others' were, as you probably would expect, know him as "the guy". Is that what you want, Phil?

Phil really needs to stop with the whole "going viral" thing he's trying to do. He was so forgettable that if it wasn't for him being "the guy", he'd have nothing to his name. And that isn't including his constant painting of a "kick me" sign on his back for the lefty crowd.

 

[KKKrèmebrûlée]

I can't wait until RTU hits one million subs. Phil won't be happy about it.

 

[Dona Morte]

Just a reminder that the guy Phil is jealous of, PDP, got so big that YT needed to make special sub buttons just for him while piggy only has the basic bitch silver.

You mean this one?
I know what it looks like but we KNOW Phil reads here and I AM being petty.
Hi Phil!