DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

[Pargon]

Please no! do not let DSP try to claim he's the longest running podcaster and inventor of them too like Let's Plays
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Why on earth would anyone want Phil to stop deluding himself vocally in front of thousands of onlookers? That’s one of the best qualities he has.

 

[Very Honest Content]

Another funny thing about Phil's "podcast" retardation is that podcasts, in general, involve multiple people. They're either 2 or more people discussing some particular subjects, or one person who invites new people to interview.

I've never once seen a podcast that involves one man, alone, talking to a camera about shit he knows almost nothing about.

There's a few here and there, historical podcasts in general often have a single person on a single sub topic reading their prepared script about the episode subject. There's unscripted versions of that too, but again, it's usually someone with an authoritative position related to the podcast subject reminiscing about historical events in the genre of podcast they deal with. They're not unheard of, but Phil isn't an authority on anything except untreated high functioning autistic man-children and WWE CHAMPIONS TIME.

I'm leaning toward "tax guy" telling Phil he needed to change his facts to change his tax so now the prestream "podcasts" means anything discussed during his "podcast" is a tax deduction, so look for regular denials of his gacha pulls despite claiming the bank leaks were done to frame him through all the $16.51 and $110.09's paid out of his checking knowingly.

 

[Big Brown Schlub]

If the pig found out about it, he'll rant why his podcast is the longest-running and complain about the other podcast with very weak reasons, excuses and praising himself egoistically as usual.

lol I hope he tries doing something like that, at least with gaming he's been poorly following it for 13 years so he knows which gaming-related personality to seethe about (hint: it's all of them) and why (hint: it's because they make money) but with podcasting who does he know about? Joe Rogan and Howard Stern at best? And with the latter it's probably because he used to have a radio show, nobody really cares about Stern or his podcast nowadays. And once again what is he gonna seethe about and how is he gonna big himself up? He's probably gonna repurpose the independent khantent creator angle and say "I'm an independent pahdcaster" and talk about how that nudnik Rogan has to censor himself because he's on Spahtify but since Phil has no sponsors he can be ahnest truth of the matter of fact with you guys. Maybe if he's lucky he's gonna gonna get some shit tier sponsorship hawking the products of shady CBD oil and online gambling companies.

 

[gaarashatan]

After a 15-minute toxic rant about ReviewTechUSA...
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EDIT: A snippet of that "explanation"

phil: rants and causes drama then hypocrisy about reviewtechs content and how its bad then goes on to call a viewer a moron simply because they want him to end this rant AND PHIL WITH HIS ALPHA CHAD PERSONALITY HAD TO CORRECT SAID MORON THAT IT WAS A 15MIN EXPLANATION ABOUT REVIEWS TECHS DRAMA!

also phil "NO DRAMA NO NEGATIVITY GET BANNED"

 

[TheGoutburglar]

phil: rants and causes drama then hypocrisy about reviewtechs content and how its bad then goes on to call a viewer a moron simply because they want him to end this rant AND PHIL WITH HIS ALPHA CHAD PERSONALITY HAD TO CORRECT SAID MORON THAT IT WAS A 15MIN EXPLANATION ABOUT REVIEWS TECHS DRAMA!

also phil "NO DRAMA NO NEGATIVITY GET BANNED"

What he really means is no drawing attention to anything that embarrasses him, and no shitting on other people either, because only he's allowed to derail his own stream. It's all about what serves Phil, no one else. His boasts of having such a "community"? That's him feeling himself, he doesn't give a fuck about having friends. He loves being able to have as many people as possible listen to him rant, say nothing but supportive things, and give him money while talking about him and him alone (in an eternally positive manner).

I don't know what's a bigger vice with him, playing shitty mobile games, or having his myriad of deranged "needs" enabled.

 

[Iron Hamster]

Do we have data on how the amount that Phil gets in tips varies throughout the month? I think we've all noticed that the support gets low at the end of the month, and then explodes once a new month starts. Which is good evidence that Phil's whales consider Phil as an expense and decide not to tip after they've already sent X amount of money, which makes them even more pathetic. Imagine budgeting for Phil.

Joke is still on Phail. They know how to budget.
And let's face it, 'The Early Begstream' is the only appropriate name.

You know when there's a local convenience store that starts doing badly? So they try to get more customers by doing gimmicky new deals and start getting all kinds of odd brightly coloured tat with the hope it will attract new customers? But all it does is make the place look more sad and destitute?

That's how this new arc feels.

Brightly coloured and ugly overlays, the Christmas window dressing, the so obviously fake enthusiasm, are all symptoms of a failing business.

Phail thinks he'll get people like myself that will never watch his garbage, to watch and give him money.

I'm leaning toward "tax guy" telling Phil he needed to change his facts to change his tax so now the prestream "podcasts" means anything discussed during his "podcast" is a tax deduction, so look for regular denials of his gacha pulls despite claiming the bank leaks were done to frame him through all the $16.51 and $110.09's paid out of his checking knowingly.

He will have even less deductions than he has now.

 

[Mask_de_SMITH]

Why on earth would anyone want Phil to stop deluding himself vocally in front of thousands of onlookers? That’s one of the best qualities he has.

It's the only quality he has.

 

[Balr0g]

Just checked his latest "The Daily Wrap" vids. Well Phil the disabling of dislikes sure don't stop your critics

This is from the 27th

And this is from the 28th of November

And why can I see this? You see Phil there are those sweet little extensions for firefox that shred Youtube's bullshit in seconds. Have fun with your delusions.

 

[Derich 2nd of coomland]

Just checked his latest "The Daily Wrap" vids. Well Phil the disabling of dislikes sure don't stop your critics

This is from the 27th


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And this is from the 28th of November

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And why can I see this? You see Phil there are those sweet little extensions for firefox that shred Youtube's bullshit in seconds. Have fun with your delusions.

I'll be going go guess that piggy will look at this as ''the toxicity has been cut in half, DSP wins and tractors gets DEBUNKED''.

I'm quite happy if a lot of people stops disliking his shit. It's engagement, something he is desperately seeking at the moment, for Super Thanks and I'm guessing gifted memberships.

 

[Pargon]

And why can I see this? You see Phil there are those sweet little extensions for firefox that shred Youtube's bullshit in seconds. Have fun with your delusions.

God bless autists who dedicate their time to undoing corporate internet shit. That policy hasn’t even been in place for a month.

 

[WolverineGuy22]

DSP may be the most prolific Podcaster in internet history.

 

[Balr0g]

DSP may be the most prolific Podcaster in internet history.

Given how he treats his streams he certainly is. Those are more talk shows then gamins sessions anyways

 

[Wasabi Panda]

He acts like Howard Stern back when he said he invented everything. Hoo Hoo Robin.

He reminded me of hoo hoo when in one of his podcasts prestreams he rattled off some stuff he does so he's not just a game play streamer, while he didn't say it it came off like he's the king of all media...but lets be hanset here, I would argue, just being honest ok? alright thus he's very much like one Gregg Opie Huges.

Just Rambo and Howard weren't a Ant and lil'yimmy...

wait.
oh no.

Phil IS chip chipperson if Chip Chpperson wasn't made up character but a real person you just took out all the over done personality and stuff that makes Chippa funny.

Now they both have pod-a-casts

 

[TheGoutburglar]

Given how he treats his streams he certainly is. Those are more talk shows then gamins sessions anyways

Valid point, but as has also been pointed out, the biggest podcasts involve more than one person rambling for hours and doing nothing more than fulfilling their need to hear themselves talk. This is why Phil always loses. He never actually works to earn things, but refuses to let go of expecting the rewards.

And I agree, he should continue being like this, because it's one of the last daily things he has left that we get to laugh at him for. And he can't just get rid of it, either, like he did with a lot of the over-sharing he was once known for. If he stops deluding himself every day, he'll have to drink even more than he already is.

 

[SupSilver]

DSP may be the most prolific Podcaster in internet history.

I would argue, he may be one of the most prolific, robust, and flavorful ones at the very least. If it wasn't for the Podcast "formula" he would be one of the biggest on the internet. You know what I'm saying? Ok time for a break

 

[Super Dilator Duel 3D]

Phillip reminds me of the SVU episode S03E22 where a down syndrome couple tries to live alone and prepare to take care of a rape baby. They think everything is under control but they have no idea.

phillip reminds me of the SVU episode(s) where the culprit publicly masturbated in front of children

 

[Broomer]

Maybe I was thinking of a different twitch thot like alinity then.

I think you were thinking of the average payout/piggie, DSP was #1 in that report...I wonder how that could happen when he basically only has whales around...?

 

[Derich 2nd of coomland]

I think you were thinking of the average payout/piggie, DSP was #1 in that report...I wonder how that could happen when he basically only has whales around...?

It happened because he is fueled by a whale economy.

 

[JimiHendrix]

want you kids to really sit there for a moment and consider just how superficially phil experiences video games. how he never actually gets to enjoy them to the extent they can be enjoyed.

what i mean by this is phil has played through all of skyrim and all of fallout 4. i did too. but now that i have a pretty good PC, i just bought both skyrim and fallout 4 on the steam sale, i never got to experience these games with mods. skyrim is the most modded game in the world, so playing it with mods is kinda the definitive experience and i never got that experience. so i'm fixin' that.

this is an experience phil will never have in his life due to his own lack of intelligence. really consider that, he spent over 100 hours in a video game, but will never actually get to truly experience that game.

 

[DZoomer]

I think you were thinking of the average payout/piggie, DSP was #1 in that report...I wonder how that could happen when he basically only has whales around...?

That report was simply taking how much money the streamer made during a month and then dividing it by the amount of subs, I think.

So, since Phil doesn't have many subs but still has some whales bankrolling him, he ended up with a very inflated number.