Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

[Corinthos]

I did a bit of digging on perpetual Bob hanger-on LibraryLass, proud autistic, disabled trans woman of color who also manages to be a Jew. Otherwise known as Rachel Leyba.
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He seems to lack the Jewish IQ and knack for business, as he spent a month working without a paycheck for a scam firm in New Mexico. Currently, his sole employment is as a Reddit janitor of a few Star Trek subreddits, and of course /r/StevenUniverseNSFW. His affinity for Bob may be because he looks like a version of Bob that trooned out in 2013.

Spoiler: The most lovely of all of Bobby's Angels

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And of course, what is a Reddit tranny jannie interested in?
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Thanks. Saved me a lot of time after that r/startrekdiscovery announcement on banning on misgendering.

 

[Open Window Maniac]

I went to a Catholic high school with a few non-Catholics. At least one Methodist, a couple of Baptists, etc. When it was time for Communion at the school Masses, the non-Catholic students would put their hands over their hearts like they were saying the Pledge of Allegiance and the priest would say "Blessing of Christ." instead of receiving the Eucharist. That's it really. I don't remember anybody being hassled for not being Catholic in my school. I have to imagine a big factor in parents sending their non-Catholic children to a Catholic school is my high school is one of the best in the state, and the public schools are total trash.

Spoiler: Very Minor PL

I have a cousin the goes to the University of Scranton. A different cousin told me that she said to him what they are doing at my high school, she's doing in college now.

 

[Marshal Mannerheim]

When I was in Catholic school there was some non-Catholics kids going there too because private school education is better. My one friend was of Ukrainian descent and was Eastern Orthodox I think.

One of my friends when I was growing up was a Protestant and her family were as Protty as they come. She went to a convent high school run by the Servites. Plenty of non-Catholic Christians go to Catholic schools in the UK because they teach an explicitly Christian curriculum unlike the state schools.

So, yeah, if you can tolerate a side order of papistry Catholic school is just a school.

True. Heck, there's even less difference between Catholic schools and state schools here because if you're in a state school, you have to study RS (religious studies - basically a subject where you learn about Christianity and Islam) until you finish year 11 (10th grade)

I went to a Catholic high school with a few non-Catholics. At least one Methodist, a couple of Baptists, etc. When it was time for Communion at the school Masses, the non-Catholic students would put their hands over their hearts like they were saying the Pledge of Allegiance and the priest would say"Blessing of Christ." instead of receiving the Eucharist. That's it really.

That's not just a Catholic school thing. If you're not in a state of grace and so can't receive the Eucharist - either because you haven't been baptised or because you've committed a mortal sin - you can go up to the priest with your arms crossed and your head bowed, and the priest will bless you.

It's a new idea, and lots of more traditional Catholics, including me, prefer to remain in their pews if they aren't receiving the Eucharist.

 

[Quixotic Man]

Well, I'm assuming Bob knows full well that a "religious" film portraying any sort of sexual debauchery is the very definition of blasphemous. Since it's lesbuns, of course there's going to be fingerbangorangutangsupportyourlocalzoo. The potboiler portion is the most ridiculous portion of Bob's comment, however. Is there really a huge market for this shit, that someone who's maybe not so into it will make it just for clicks/likes/$$$$? Basically what Bob's attempting to convey here, is "If you were thinking this would be something other than this smutty stuff that someone made to pwn the Religious Right while raking in money from horny dudes like me because it PAYS and boy does it PAY, even if dude who made it doesn't really care about anything BUT the money, you're very, very incorrect, friendo"

Did I do it? Did I a) channel Bob correctly, and b) only, in a more understandable way?

So giving Bob a stiffy in the theater nets a movie a 9/10, huh? "Jizzed myself to the sex scene, movie of the year." seems like a more succinct pull quote.

 

[Open Window Maniac]

So giving Bob a stiffy in the theater nets a movie a 9/10, huh? "Jizzed myself to the sex scene, movie of the year." seems like a more succinct pull quote.

Something tells me Bob was putting the pull in pull quote while watching that movie, if you catch my drift.

 

[JayHarrison]

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OH... PUH... LEEZE!!! The only thing of Moviebob's that continues to grow is his ego!

 

[Wulfpack Legend]

 

[Woe-B-Gon (TM)]

Oh your god. I'm ready to burn down the schools* and I'm barely into the thing. Part 2 might just send me into full on backwoods militia mode.

Maybe it's just me, but the first one was more foundation. Yes, it's horrifying, but much of it is discussing the past as it affects the present rather than the present. It provided a layer of abstraction that blunted it a bit for me. Part 2 was reading a recent queer theory paper by an "interdisciplinary studies" assistant prof at Carleton (and some bits of another by an associate prof of the same outfit). Both state on their Carleton profiles that they're in "Child studies". And boy, do they like children. I work in education and while I've never been associated with Carleton I've come close, so this was like finding out the guy two doors down who also worked in a different department of your company is a pedo. I went into a very dark mood listening to it. Had to drop out a few times, miss a few sections.

If you want to play read-along-into-Hell, the paper is here, but I warn you, it likes to put "innocence" in scare quotes (because innocence don't real). It seems to - as far as I can tell from the word salad - motte-and-bailey it to say that that just aims to keep homosexuals from experiencing homophobia as kids etc. but then goes into bringing kids up "queer" instead of "asexual" because they're not innocent anyway. I can't think of what that would mean except actively exposing them to sex - and not even hetero sex, as if that wouldn't be horrifying enough. Then combined with the part 1 commentary on the post-modernist Marxist types wanting to get rid of age of consent (Have I posted my pages of copypasta on pomochomos here? I usually find need for it in the thunderdome, not here.) and using phrases like "sexually aware person" instead of "adult".... The paper feels like an overly long justification for one's crimes, like a foreword for a grooming manual explaining why it's not the most evil book in existence.

I don't know the authors of these papers are pedophiles. But I'm very damn sure they're pedophile cheerleaders.

*after the media's buildings of course

Tell me about it. 10 years ago I was optimistic and moderate. I watched the evening news and believed it. I was all for the public school system as a net good, even if it had some flaws. My first few years working for school boards convinced me secular education had failed. My brief time with a political party convinced me the media were liars, a shocking combination of dogmatic (eager to lie for the narrative) and lazy (even when it wasn't something they had to actively lie about they never bothered finding the truth). My last few years back in education have convinced me that the current form of public education is dangerous to a child who isn't both careful and clever, and religious education is heading down the same path at a slightly slower rate.

Now I assume the evening news is not merely lying but telling the literal opposite of the truth. If someone asked me what school to send their kids to I'd say "homeschool" without having to think about it. We are raising a broken generation and that's exactly what's wanted because that's what the Revolution demands. What's ten to a hundred thousand raped or dead or just plain-old-fucked-up kids if we get a really good student uprising out of it?

That's not just a Catholic school thing. If you're not in a state of grace and so can't receive the Eucharist - either because you haven't been baptised or because you've committed a mortal sin - you can go up to the priest with your arms crossed and your head bowed, and the priest will bless you.

It's a new idea, and lots of more traditional Catholics, including me, prefer to remain in their pews if they aren't receiving the Eucharist.

Yeah, my times with Catholic schools were like that, they'd lug us all to church. I preferred keeping my seat as I'm not even Christian except by birth; even if I don't agree with canon law I know I'm an apostate and I'm not supposed to be receiving the Eucharist and the other guy is also breaking the rules, rules he definitely is supposed to believe in.

Though sometimes I was dealing with assistant superintendents/superintendents or even the head superintendent/chief superintendent/first superintendent/damn-it-every-school-board-has-its-own-title superintendent and I occasionally got lugged to smaller services of 10 or so people with someone more important than your average priest presiding, where the pressure for everyone to conform is... rather immense. And that's when I found out that a lot of those guys do not care because more than once I blundered some part of the process and the bishop handing out the Body of Christ had to give me instructions, and not in a surprised tone. Apparently giving it to people who aren't Catholic, or even Christian, is so damn common they've got a short bit of canned instructions they'll give you almost in the style of a blessing just to keep the process moving.

 

[TowinKarz]

I still don't understand why Bob clamors so much for a future that clearly will not involve him in any way, genetically and intellectually obsolete being that he is.

He's slowly coming to grips he'll never live to see the Superia Futcha, personally.

He's still stoked and simping for it because he now lives for making sure it comes to pass after he's gone so he can be a dead man's hand to take down the obsolete from beyond the grave.

Since the Futcha requires their extinction, either as a cause or effect, the red states won't survive its realization.

So, order of the day is to do everything he can towards those ends on the belief he'll get some kind of credit for it.

He's Hitler in the bunker now, unable to win the war but still able to order extreme defensive measures and summary court martials for anyone who so much as blinks at the approaching allies.

 

[Arthur Morgan]

Original:

Archive (720p):
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I propose from now on we only post the archived video, not a direct link to YT so he doesn't get more views.

He's slowly coming to grips he'll never live to see the Superia Futcha, personally.

He's still stoked and simping for it because he now lives for making sure it comes to pass after he's gone so he can be a dead man's hand to take down the obsolete from beyond the grave.

Since the Futcha requires their extinction, either as a cause or effect, the red states won't survive its realization.

He's Hitler in the bunker now, unable to win the war but still able to order extreme defensive measures and summary court martials for anyone who so much as blinks at the approaching allies.

He's accepting he won't see it, but he's still delusional enough to believe it was ever possible in his time if the worthless had just been sacrificed to the greater good.

 

[Koby_Fish]

@Woe-B-Gon (TM) (reply quote function borked) Yeah, giving communion/eucharist to just anybody and everybody is referred to as Open Communion (which is stupid IMO because one can take it to their detriment, plus there's the concept that if you take communion at a church, you AGREE WITH EVERYTHING they preach). Sounds like that place was one of those Open Communion churches. The other side of the coin is Close Communion (giving it only to members who have been through confirmation instruction in the same church or a 'sister congregation' in the same Synod).

 

[The Valeyard]

Original:

Since this is on Bob’s channel, I’m guessing MatPat decided that his Hawkeye theories weren’t worth anything?

Anyway, I think Bob is putting way too much emphasis on the potential brand synergy of Wolverine’s 50th birthday because the MCU doesn’t do that.

 

[starborn427614]

Since this is on Bob’s channel, I’m guessing MatPat decided that his Hawkeye theories weren’t worth anything?

Anyway, I think Bob is putting way too much emphasis on the potential brand synergy of Wolverine’s 50th birthday because the MCU doesn’t do that.

If X-Men are going to originate from somewhere it won't be Hawkeye of all things. Sure there's some semi-important stuff coming up like

Spoiler

Kingpin

but it's still street-level fare.

 

[JayHarrison]

I still don't understand why Bob clamors so much for a future that clearly will not involve him in any way, genetically and intellectually obsolete being that he is.

He's slowly coming to grips he'll never live to see the Superia Futcha, personally.

GOOD!
He's literally contributed nothing toward science and/or society, thus he doesn't deserve to be first in line for anything cool that comes along.

He's still stoked and simping [...] to take down the obsolete from beyond the grave.

Since the Futcha requires their extinction, either as a cause or effect, the red states won't survive its realization.

He's Hitler in the bunker now, unable to win the war but still able to order extreme defensive measures and summary court martials for anyone who so much as blinks at the approaching allies.

E-X-ACTLY!

 

[ToroidalBoat]

Conspiracy Chart 2021

That conspiracy chart is at least partly BS because there's the assumption that it's a "harmful conspiracy" to believe the 2020 election was fraudulent, when it happened right in front of our eyes. And it's mixed in with true nonsense like "Biden is a robot" or "flat earth".

 

[The Valeyard]

That conspiracy chart is at least partly BS because there's the assumption that it's a "harmful conspiracy" to believe the 2020 election was fraudulent, when it happened right in front of our eyes. And it's mixed in with true nonsense like "Biden is a robot" or "flat earth".

I also don’t see how believing that the moon landing was faked would be in that same “dangerous to yourself and others” category.

 

[JayHarrison]

That conspiracy chart is at least partly BS because there's the assumption that it's a "harmful conspiracy" to believe the 2020 election was fraudulent, when it happened right in front of our eyes. And it's mixed in with true nonsense like "Biden is a robot" or "flat earth".

There is no way Fuckwit in Chief Joe Biden bears any resemblance to a robot. If anything, FiC Biden is a sinister alien...

 

[Positron]

Covid: the dream of parasitic bureaucrats:



Tell that to female inmates who are raped by Pandoras with penises.

Logic, where are you?

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As usual, Bobby holds movie secrets that he is not at liberty to disclose:




More cuties!

There is no way Fuckwit in Chief Joe Biden bears any resemblance to a robot. If anything, FiC Biden is a sinister alien...

I still insist he is that "girl" in Windowlicker.

 

[Krokodil Overdose]

That conspiracy chart is at least partly BS because there's the assumption that it's a "harmful conspiracy" to believe the 2020 election was fraudulent, when it happened right in front of our eyes. And it's mixed in with true nonsense like "Biden is a robot" or "flat earth".

That conspiracy chart is complete bullshit (quick evidence: "George Soros" is on there but "Koch Brothers" isn't. It's not a conspiracy theory when we do it guize!) but at the very least spawned some funny redesigns

 

[Lensherr]

Joe Rogan is into manly sports. Never imagined such a thing.
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The only corpses that real men like Bobby would pose with are those of covid victims.

It's not often that Bob comments on things that I'm super passionate about other than politics and makes a complete ass of himself, but in this case:

Speaking as an avid lifelong hunter, Bob has no idea what he's talking about. First of all, regarding the photo of him and Cameron Hanes (the man who got him into bowhunting and has inspired me to take it up as well), just because you take a picture of yourself with an animal you harvested doesn't mean that you're trophy hunting or doing it to shore up your fragile ego. Hunting isn't easy, as it takes a lot of time and effort to be able to locate an animal in the vast expanses of wilderness that they reside in, and a great deal of skill to be able to get within shooting distance of an animal and pull off the actual shot (especially if you're using a bow). Taking a picture of you with your kill is just one way of commemorating the occasion: it's a memento and testament to the hard work and dedication that you as an individual must possess in order to make it happen. I also imagine that the disgust this Dollar Store-Harkonnen displays is partially attributable to the species that Rogan has harvested, that being Ursus americanus, more commonly known as the American black bear. Bob's obviously has no experience or knowledge of these animals, and likely has swallowed way too much Disney propaganda about how wonderful and cute they are. He's completely blind to the fact that they can cause damage to tree bark in the spring, and that males, known as boars, often kill sows (the term for female bears) and cubs to reduce competition for food. In which case, the harvest of these animals (the big boars at least) can provide a utility in ensuring the health of the forest and survival of cubs to adulthood. Plus, America has a long and proud tradition of bear hunting: in the time of Daniel Boone, bear meat was considered a prime delicacy and more highly valued than deer meat (deer were mainly harvested for their hides), and bear fat has a wide range of different uses:

How to Make Bear Grease

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To go on even more of a tangent, the Fish and Game Commission in the state where I currently reside recently voted to discontinue the spring black bear hunt for 2022 due to pressure from animal rights groups and cocksuckers like Bob who were concerned about things like the "mortality of sows with cubs". In reality, only one sow with cubs was harvested out of 145 animals harvested, and my state doesn't explicitly make it illegal to do so (ironically enough, one of our neighboring states does despite being way harder on predators than we are).

As to his other point about hunters having a quote "unfair advantage", he really needs to actually try shooting at living organism before he rattles off something ridiculous like that. There are a multitude of different variables that can impede a hunter's chance of getting a clean kill on his target even with "thousands of dollars in survival gear and compensation-killtech: the wind can blow your shot off course, the animal could be moving too fast for you to keep your sight on his vitals, there could be vegetation blocking your sight, you might not be able to hold still enough to get off a good shot, your target might be too far away (yes, there's a limit as to how far you can shoot depending on what weapon you're using), etc. As usual, Bob tries to pass of his snark as if it can delegitimize those with real, hands-on experience.

TL;DR: Bob is a fat, soft, cocksucking city-slicker who has no experience with actual wildlife that isn't acclimated to human presence and thinks that hunters are all a bunch of drunk, stupid rednecks like they're portrayed in Hollywood movies.

There was also his disappointment at not being to jerk off to Anya Taylor-Joy dressed as Princess Peach because the 2022 Mario movie is animated.
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I mean, I think Anya Taylor-Joy is a hot piece of ass myself, but she was never gonna show any meaningful amount of skin in what is sure to be a kid's movie.