Horrorcow Lucas Werner - A man of Spokane, Washington who is obsessed with millennial and Gen Z chicks

[Zoomer Bae]

I'd start with the stuff Gordon Parker did, he focused specifically Bipolar I & II and sensory alterations, that should open up the rabbit trails of references.

Thanks for the link! This is a much better starting point than my (admittedly half-assed) JSTOR search.

I haven’t had a chance to dive too deep here, but my gut instinct is that it’s probably a combination altered perception and plain old disordered eating… and maybe a dash of Lucas’s need to seem unique, interesting, and intelligent. I think it’s very likely that his mental illnesses affect, to some degree, his sensory perception and his fucked up relationship with food drives him to eat regardless of taste or nutrition. I also wouldn’t be surprised at all if, given his disorders, Lucas genuinely believes he’s stumbled upon something genius that should be shared with the world. And I think that ego might play a role in what he finds palatable, too - if he’s truly convinced that he’s a connoisseur of good food, he’s probably convincing himself that his insane pairings are actually good.

Anyway, I’m drunk and should probably be sober and working on my actual dissertation instead of pondering why a hobo in Spokane put mustard on a protein bar, but here we are. That’s my theory.

 

[ToroidalBoat]

Sucks that YT removed visible dislikes on YT vids.

I take it Lucas videos are always mostly disliked?

 

[Amewsed]

Sucks that YT removed visible dislikes on YT vids.

I take it Lucas videos are always mostly disliked?

You can install a plug in for the Google browser that will display the down vote counts.

 

[MeganDodgedABullet]

About those voices...

On page 950 there is a discussion about "Background noise bigots" with a video link.
Walter and Goldork posted on it.

 

[SteveGoatman]

Sucks that YT removed visible dislikes on YT vids.

I take it Lucas videos are always mostly disliked?

Technically the down votes are still "there" just not visible to anyone but the creator if they go looking for them, But yes, his videos got downvoted by a wide margin from what I remember, and he would throw fits about it.

 

[Tard Police]

Imagine trying to scorn haters by telling them they're not allowed at a place you're not allowed at either.

 

[Wernology]

Imagine trying to scorn haters by telling them they're not allowed at a place you're not allowed at either.

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I'll always love how he thinks this is a flex.

 

[Amewsed]

Imagine trying to scorn haters by telling them they're not allowed at a place you're not allowed at either.

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Doesn't he hate materialism?

 

[Pink Freud]

Imagine trying to scorn haters by telling them they're not allowed at a place you're not allowed at either.

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Because all of those gen z girls are ready and willing to drop panties over prime rib, right? That’s all they talk about amongst their group of friends.

 

[mothman96]

King Roy also has a wife but the Mallon Place Creeper doesn't count her. What the Creep wants is for his stepmom to get 0 when King Roy kicks the bucket. In his greedy mind it'll mean more "inheritance" for him.

 

[Burned CDs]

Imagine trying to scorn haters by telling them they're not allowed at a place you're not allowed at either.

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Convert acres into square miles. It's fucking nothing. I own acres and acres in east Europe, and don't even bother going to visit the place over some land that my cousins sheep graze on. It's fucking useless hillside.

 

[Stafford Beer Bong]

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King Roy also has a wife but the Mallon Place Creeper doesn't count her. What the Creep wants is for his stepmom to get 0 when King Roy kicks the bucket. In his greedy mind it'll mean more "inheritance" for him.

Just imagine the burn Lucas will receive when his parents do pass on and he finds out he gets nothing. His anger and disappointment would be epic. Well, that is, of course, if he doesn’t flame out before them which is probably the more likely scenario.

 

[WonderWino]

Imagine trying to scorn haters by telling them they're not allowed at a place you're not allowed at either.

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Yet again, he manages to twist his insane ranting to be about food. He is truly obsessed with eating

Just imagine the burn Lucas will receive when his parents do pass on and he finds out he gets nothing. His anger and disappointment would be epic. Well, that is, of course, if he doesn’t flame out before them which is probably the more likely scenario.

Come on now he won't get nothing......he'll get a letter notifying him that a $100000 donation has been made on his behalf to some research group for schizophrenia and diabetes. He'd go mental finding out about it

Or if they really want to fuck with him and fuck up his love quest just put a clause in saying he gets alot of money....but only if he gets married and only to someone over 45 and does not have children and permanently stays on his meds and never gets kicked out of any place he is living or gets committed to the nuthouse or jail again

 

[Burned CDs]

Yet again, he manages to twist his insane ranting to be about food. He is truly obsessed with eating


Come on now he won't get nothing......he'll get a letter notifying him that a $100000 donation has been made on his behalf to some research group for schizophrenia and diabetes. He'd go mental finding out about it

Or if they really want to fuck with him and fuck up his love quest just put a clause in saying he gets alot of money....but only if he gets married and only to someone over 45 and does not have children and permanently stays on his meds and never gets kicked out of any place he is living or gets committed to the nuthouse or jail again

Tiny dick research, too. What causes tiny dicks? The name Lucas? Hahahahaha.

 

[mothman96]

I hope this strategiesagainstarchitecture is not dumb to pay the Mallon Place Creeper for a prototype of "Squonk".

https://www.instagram.com/p/CXFDJ9lldNl/

 

[Stafford Beer Bong]

I hope this strategiesagainstarchitecture is not dumb to pay the Mallon Place Creeper for a prototype of "Squonk".

https://www.instagram.com/p/CXFDJ9lldNl/

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I would totally trust Lucas to ship a game of his to me after sending him my hard earned dollars to cash app.

Nothing can possibly go wrong there, right?

 

[Cheesegirl78]

Can you get your money back from Cash App? I don't use it.

 

[GleamingTheQ-Bert]

He made several vids gloating over gorging on Xmas cookies that have more frosting and sprinkles on them than I've EVER seen. Like, no joke, one of the cookies has like half a bottle of sprinkles on it.

Goodbye feets!

 

[mothman96]

The Creep wants $80 for his schizo prototype.

 

[Burned CDs]

The Creep wants $80 for his schizo prototype.

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Someone send him eight cents