Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

How will Bob react to seeing the Mario film?


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I think the reason Bob goes so hard anti-gun (despite owning guns himself) is because he knows full well they can't minecraft archipelago the mayonnaiseghoulen if the mayonnaiseghoulen is armed.
That pesky second amendment keeps ruining the glorious LARP fantasy Bob envisions. A single AR15 negates an entire mob of vegan ISIS insurgents. and the $2000 it takes to buy one themselves is precious funding that could be spent on funko pops and asian cam girls.

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Majorie Taylor Greene said something incredibly dumb; Bobby takes the opportunity to shit on religion:
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Here's an extension of that discussion, in which a blithering idiot decries the current SCOTUS roster:
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Michelle Obama is correct here when she says (or it attributed here as saying) that high government summits are rife with idiots. We have the perfect example of that statement with Joe Biden, the single biggest fuckwit ever to be elected to America's highest office!

Speaking of which...
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2020 proved that character doesn't win elections. Fuckwit in Chief Biden has shown far more virulent racism in the past eighteen months than Donald Trump has shown since 2015. Not only that, but it's been highly publicized that if social media sites didn't willingly obfuscate the New York Post's story regarding Hunter Biden's laptop... well, let's just say we'd have orange oaf Trump for four more years instead of a zero-IQ zombie Biden.



Guess what it's time for! A tweet that combines EugenicsBob and ViolenceBob:
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Lesser Brother revels in his lesser status.
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Matt Crowley does not seem to be a troon, but every other post of his is about "trans rights" or how his life sucks. He also retweets many trannies familiar to KF.
Well if he's not a troon he either has someone in his life that trooned out, or he's a troon chaser like Bob and Chris
 
Huge cars. There's so much room you can even play Mario Party in them:
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"Limousine for people who worked for a living" The fuggin rose tinted glasses in this post. Never complain about gas guzzling SUVs ever.
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A tranny said that with zero irony!
Amy, I still haven't figured out what his real name is, Bollmer is an ex-Gamestop employee troon with Peter Pan syndrome who's ham beast actual woman wife pushed him into wearing a dress. He is one of the last people I ever wanna hear talk about what used to be fun.
Lesser Brother revels in his lesser status.
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Kevin is an #ActuallyAutistic is a let's player who's number one video is 15 years old and is the prologue to the Game Boy Advance game Golden Sun and whom I can almost quote asking one Bob "TheMoviebob" Chipman if Bob wanted him to flag some guy's tweets. The fact that lesser brother looked at this tweet and considered that only being known as the refuse that his parents conjured after making Bob is actually a good thing "in this circle" (meaning his terminally online is now inoperable) is just so utterly pathetic that I don't even know where to begin. Kevin's inadvertent jab has the most interactions of all the responses.
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People know lesser brother as being the lesser brother of Bob Chipman more than anything else.
 
Hollywood franchisitis. Bobby: "Watch another film if you don't like them".
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Lust. "Why don't you pathetic males objectify this woman? I mean look at how lesbians drool at her!"
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Speaking of an insecure man with a small pee-pee:
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More fap material in the offing:
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But Bobby can't fap to this. A man has standards:
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Bobby still pines for that headless chicken in Chink Capeshit; he even wishes it gets its own spinoff series.
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Venom hate:
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Daredevil:
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Matrix.
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Boston Dynamics fetishism. Bobby has no fucking sense about the economics of film-making:
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Lesbians will always be in Santa's Nice List:
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Bob Dole's death makes nutters hate Trump more (archive of CNN article)
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So Bobby is okay with casual racism as long as the "racist" bakes tasty cookies. I thought casual racism kills people?

Another random thing that will "kill us all":
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Wut da fuck?

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What Bobby hates more than Glenn Greenwald is Bitcoin.
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Lots of retweets about the Voting Rights Act:
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Censorship is bad if the other side is doing it:
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"Dinud nuffin" is not racist; it is anti-criminal and pro-responsibility.


More gun-related bullshit. Bobby has to pro-tip even when no one asked.
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Bobby knows Armenian economy; perhaps Anita Whatshername educated him:
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Bobby met several x-men and -women in his working-class milleu:
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No. The "x" language was created by a German "professx" who is white as snow. A fellow Kiwi with first-hand experience analyses why no Latinos like the -x suffix.
 
I would say I can't believe we're getting another Matrix movie, in the year of our Lord, 2021. But I literally have no faith or respect in Hollywood.

Does anyone honestly think that the Matrix of all things is the reboot that gets it right? The first movie was barely good, and the sequels blew. Just cause some butch chick makes Blobert's pp hard, doesn't mean its worth watching.

Honestly, the fact that Bob horny posts as much as he does is pretty fucking gross.
 
I get that The Matrix pretty much remains the Wachowskis' only real success (though to be honest, I do enjoy Speed Racer), so it makes sense that they'd go back to that well to try and retain some form of relevance. But if they seriously decided to make another Matrix movie to attempt to reclaim the whole red/bluepill thing after problematic types started using those terms...well, I'd honestly find it believable coming from two brokebrain sex perverts like them, but I'd also laugh in their faces for not understanding meme culture. Once something becomes memetic, it's really no longer in your control, and any attempts to wrest it back will be met with mockery and derision, in a similar vein to the Streisand effect. Look at how Matt Furie tried to reclaim Pepe and how that utterly failed.

Bobby can shake his impotent fists at the mayo ghouls all he wants, but no shitty unnecessary movie sequel is going to kill off redpills.
Bob Dole's death makes nutters hate Trump more (archive of CNN article)
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So Bobby is okay with casual racism as long as the "racist" bakes tasty cookies. I thought casual racism kills people?
I don't know about you guys, but none of my grandparents ever spouted casual racism that I can remember. Sounds to me like Bobby's projecting his own family embarrassments on the rest of the population in a desperate attempt to distance himself from the fact he's descended from white trash. "We all had racist grandparents, right? It wasn't just me, right? Bahstan is part of the Superior Future, r-right?"
 
Guess what it's time for! A tweet that combines EugenicsBob and ViolenceBob:
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"You" gave a "pro-life" majority in the Senate, Robert. I know you're deficient in how democracy, especially America's, works, but generally the minority of votes in a body don't get to "break some fucking thumbs" of the majority.

In which Robert speculates that his God and Savior Kevin Feige secretly holds in contempt the very same people Robert does.

Bob Dole's death makes nutters hate Trump more (archive of CNN article)
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Is Robert calling on people to literally set J.K. Rowling on fire for supporting LBGT+ rights? Yikes.

Another random thing that will "kill us all":
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A Thinker on Twitter supports the outlawing of free speech, parroting Repressive Tolerance, what a surprise.

Robert, chooses not to read and deliberately endorses someone whose totalitarian worldview would outlaw his prized Disney films. (Bastions of wealth, white supremacy and corporate destruction that they are.)

I don't actually believe that Robert spent a week researching Brazilian conspiracy theories.

What Bobby hates more than Glenn Greenwald is Bitcoin.
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So Robert, who just got done decrying conspiracy theories, elaborates that Glenn Greenwald refuses to say that COVID came from a lab (a "debunked racist conspiracy theory" remember) because Peter Thiel (again, not an investor in Substack), the Murdochs and Tucker Carlson want him not to. Even though the Murdochs and Tucker Carlson have no issues with entertaining the lab-leak theory on their TV shows.

Lots of retweets about the Voting Rights Act:
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Why is Radio Justice targeting Libertarians (1% of American politics) for... not holding positions they hold?

Censorship is bad if the other side is doing it:
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Wait, I thought "freedom-of-speech" fundamentalism had failed and it was time to start suppressing speech with the power of the state? Robert can't keep his thesis consistent among RTs.

More gun-related bullshit. Bobby has to pro-tip even when no one asked.
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Why is Robert pretending that this quite famous young girl with a YouTube channel full of her shooting many different types of guns in many different ways is incredibly ignorant and less informed than him when all he has to base it on is a short clip shared by someone else that he then reads a crazed scenario into? Also, does he regularly go around critiquing small children's YouTube videos where they show off their various skills?

Bobby met several x-men and -women in his working-class milleu:
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No. The "x" language was created by a German "professx" who is white as snow. A fellow Kiwi with first-hand experience analyses why no Latinos like the -x suffix.
Polls show 2-4% of American Latinos endorse using Latinx. 40% of American Latinx are offended by the term. 30% of American Latinx would not vote for a candidate who uses the term. Robert, a mayoghoul, knows better than these people he's repeatedly said he wants to have wiped out to enhance his own personal political power.
 
Hollywood franchisitis. Bobby: "Watch another film if you don't like them".
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Lust. "Why don't you pathetic males objectify this woman? I mean look at how lesbians drool at her!"
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Speaking of an insecure man with a small pee-pee:
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More fap material in the offing:
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But Bobby can't fap to this. A man has standards:
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Bobby still pines for that headless chicken in Chink Capeshit; he even wishes it gets its own spinoff series.
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Venom hate:
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Daredevil:
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Matrix.
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Boston Dynamics fetishism. Bobby has no fucking sense about the economics of film-making:
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Lesbians will always be in Santa's Nice List:
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Bob Dole's death makes nutters hate Trump more (archive of CNN article)
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So Bobby is okay with casual racism as long as the "racist" bakes tasty cookies. I thought casual racism kills people?

Another random thing that will "kill us all":
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Wut da fuck?

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What Bobby hates more than Glenn Greenwald is Bitcoin.
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Lots of retweets about the Voting Rights Act:
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Censorship is bad if the other side is doing it:
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"Dinud nuffin" is not racist; it is anti-criminal and pro-responsibility.


More gun-related bullshit. Bobby has to pro-tip even when no one asked.
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Bobby knows Armenian economy; perhaps Anita Whatshername educated him:
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Bobby met several x-men and -women in his working-class milleu:
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No. The "x" language was created by a German "professx" who is white as snow. A fellow Kiwi with first-hand experience analyses why no Latinos like the -x suffix.
I get that The Matrix pretty much remains the Wachowskis' only real success (though to be honest, I do enjoy Speed Racer), so it makes sense that they'd go back to that well to try and retain some form of relevance. But if they seriously decided to make another Matrix movie to attempt to reclaim the whole red/bluepill thing after problematic types started using those terms...well, I'd honestly find it believable coming from two brokebrain sex perverts like them, but I'd also laugh in their faces for not understanding meme culture. Once something becomes memetic, it's really no longer in your control, and any attempts to wrest it back will be met with mockery and derision, in a similar vein to the Streisand effect. Look at how Matt Furie tried to reclaim Pepe and how that utterly failed.

Bobby can shake his impotent fists at the mayo ghouls all he wants, but no shitty unnecessary movie sequel is going to kill off redpills.

I don't know about you guys, but none of my grandparents ever spouted casual racism that I can remember. Sounds to me like Bobby's projecting his own family embarrassments on the rest of the population in a desperate attempt to distance himself from the fact he's descended from white trash. "We all had racist grandparents, right? It wasn't just me, right? Bahstan is part of the Superior Future, r-right?"



Wait wait wait. Is Bob admitting that his grandparents (half or all) were "casually racist"? Was Grandpa grumbling about gassing the darkies? Did Grandma use the N-word or call black people Negroes in 1987? Or did they just spout some jogger tropes about the Rodney King thing or the OJ Simpson Trial? But more importantly, didn't they vote DEMOCRAT while doing whatever it is Bob claims is "casually racist"?

I'm guessing that whatever it was that Bob assumed was 'casually rayciss', wasn't actually racist at all. Bob only thinks it is because of what his twitter angels and senpais and film studies profs been telling him.
 
I'm was going to comment on the Linkara comparisons but everyone's got that covered. (Really, when this many random people all immediately think you're the exact same thing....) So let me just say: Is that a very good set or is he filming in an abandoned building? Is he... living... in an abandoned building?


I get that The Matrix pretty much remains the Wachowskis' only real success (though to be honest, I do enjoy Speed Racer), so it makes sense that they'd go back to that well to try and retain some form of relevance. But if they seriously decided to make another Matrix movie to attempt to reclaim the whole red/bluepill thing after problematic types started using those terms...well, I'd honestly find it believable coming from two brokebrain sex perverts like them, but I'd also laugh in their faces for not understanding meme culture. Once something becomes memetic, it's really no longer in your control, and any attempts to wrest it back will be met with mockery and derision, in a similar vein to the Streisand effect. Look at how Matt Furie tried to reclaim Pepe and how that utterly failed.
Even if you remove meme magic and just keep to the more generic idea of franchise loyalty: Did people who saw the new Star Wars/Star Trek/He-Man/Doctor Who/Terminator/etc/etc/etc immediately abandon the old stuff and jump on the future-is-female bandwagon?
 
I'm was going to comment on the Linkara comparisons but everyone's got that covered. (Really, when this many random people all immediately think you're the exact same thing....) So let me just say: Is that a very good set or is he filming in an abandoned building? Is he... living... in an abandoned building?



Even if you remove meme magic and just keep to the more generic idea of franchise loyalty: Did people who saw the new Star Wars/Star Trek/He-Man/Doctor Who/Terminator/etc/etc/etc immediately abandon the old stuff and jump on the future-is-female bandwagon?
Looks like the linkara looking mofo lives in a slumlord's paradise.
 
Boston Dynamics fetishism. Bobby has no fucking sense about the economics of film-making:
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I'm already dubious on the prospect of a live-action Mega Man film, but using those Boston Dynamics tinker toys would just be an expensive puppet crossing the uncanny valley. I would rather Netflix/Capcom use a human actor and CGI to bring the Blue Bomber to life. Mega Man/Rock is supposed to be as human-like as possible and I'm (not) sorry--a BD robot will never be human-like enough to convince me to suspend my disbelief.
 
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