Cosplay Lori Cerda / Usagi Kou / Lori Lewd / Zero Two / Lori Lune and Kevin Hanft / AdollaSkye / Skye / Krook3dKev - 37-year-old batshit crazy Sailor Moon cosplayer & e-thot with 20 years of drama, 27-year-old simp manchild cosplay martyr fiancé, Momokun's archenemies

[Trombonista]

If one dismisses a fashion selfie as "flexing," wouldn't that mean they weren't impressed or jealous?

Edit: Tweaked the thread subtitle.

 

[Snack Cracker]

Kevin breaking the ferret silence:
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They’re goddamn brain dead, this ferret needs almost a grand in vet treatment but it’s ok! They’re wearing GUCCI.
And Lori wouldn’t be telling people she needs subs because of vet treatment if they were so set financially.
Bad flex, you’re a dumbass Kevin for putting bootleg designer on a sick animal.

 

[nekrataal]

Kevin breaking the ferret silence:
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Cool, sell the Gucci shit and you’ll be able to pay for treatment, you manchild.

 

[Swamp Hag]

Kevin is still lurking and cowardly trying to clap back via insta stories:

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"Idk how I'm a loser" lmfao mong you're a loser simply by coping about this thread trying to justify your braindead life choices.

To anyone still optimistic enough about this sped ever amounting to something in life and growing a backbone to dump Lori and get better, here's why that will never happen and this loser will stay a loser.

Edit: your silence about Lori cucking you speaks volumes Kevvie sweetie

Edit 2: still silent about being a cuck.
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"I could earn my own money but I prefer to pimp out my girlfriend online"

Just drop him already Lori, even you can do better than this

 

[CharcoalChkn]

How bad was his own shit doing that he decided the best financial option was to drop it all to pimp out Lori while she constantly begs for more subs, she even admits herself she doesn't have enough? LOL

 

[BroccoliBrain]

Kevin is still lurking and cowardly trying to clap back via insta stories:

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"Idk how I'm a loser" lmfao mong you're a loser simply by coping about this thread trying to justify your braindead life choices.

To anyone still optimistic enough about this sped ever amounting to something in life and growing a backbone to dump Lori and get better, here's why that will never happen and this loser will stay a loser.

Edit: your silence about Lori cucking you speaks volumes Kevvie sweetie

Edit 2: still silent about being a cuck.
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Holy shit lol he is actually assmad. Nigga your weeaboo skateboard sucks but if you returned it to get your coins back I bet a highschooler could steal the money right off you anyway before shoving you into a locker. He should know how much of a twat he looks like standing there in his edgy clothes while his heartless not-wife is in the other room teasing her butthole for people online like she always has long before he was in the picture, what a real catch!
>skating since I was 14
>quit for cosplay
Which is it then, you brain rotted cuck? He can’t even keep his cool long enough to not immediately contradict himself.

 

[Madolche]

Kevin is an absolute fucking idiot and is digging his own hole, but if he finally grew a braincell and left Lori, I would still be happy for him. Kevin, since you seem to read here: Lori blocking you often as a game of cat and mouse and her decades long history of horrible behavior is abusive, and you need to get out. She's not going to commit to you, buddy. She has a history of dumping people for the next flavor of the month, and cheating on them.

 

[For The Internet]

You clearly can't actually pay for the ferret bills if you have to rely on Lori's simp begging to pay the bills as they come up. You have to beg for money every time they get sick. Pretty tacky to put (fake) Gucci on your sick ferret.

But what do we know? None of us are cosplay martyrs.

 

[nekrataal]

You clearly can't actually pay for the ferret bills if you have to rely on Lori's simp begging to pay the bills as they come up. You have to beg for money every time they get sick. Pretty tacky to put (fake) Gucci on your sick ferret.

But what do we know? None of us are cosplay martyrs.

We’ll never understand the struggles of a cosplay martyr

 

[There Is Light At The End]

We’ll never understand the struggles of a cosplay martyr

He suffers so we could spectate the tragicomedy that him and Lori is. Tragicomedy with horror elements

 

[Hellion]

We’ll never understand the struggles of a cosplay martyr

Random.txt please

Stay away from sharp objects, Kevin.

 

[Balthier]

I've gotta give Kev this, he's managed to create multiple in-thread memes in a short amount of time. I think Lori seems like just a shit person but dear ol' Kev is a special kind of gem. He's way more fun in his sperging than Lori will ever be.

Also lmao at him supporting her OnlyFans instead of working. She's not Belle Delphine. She does no themed shoots, recycles all the same pieces of clothing, does the same poses and uses the same filters. Other than making the occasional "sub to my gf's (or fiancée depending on the week) spicy" post on Reddit...what else do you need to do that requires you to not have a job? Kind of funny that Kev is mooching off her now though after she's spent a lifetime doing it to other people. Use that sugar granny, Kev!

 

[tigerbloodman]

This is the most dent head response I've ever heard by the martyr. Prove us wrong, document one day of your 'work' so we can see how busy you are.

Neither him or Lori actually do anything. Lori sitting in front of a mirror to make shitty softcore for coomers takes maybe a few hours a day. Zero contribution to society or their own well being.

Kevin's parents probably sethe with shame at how useless their son is.

 

[2020chan]

He wanted a new pink hoodie because Lori butchered his other one with the geometric design.
Honestly though, he should steal it back and wear it for his onlyfans he keeps bringing up. Just go full Aaron Carter and start up your OF already. Cropped pink hoodie, designer man panties and his winged gold sneakers. It would probably do better than Lori's page because as retarded as he is, he still does everything better than Lori.

She's not going to commit to you, buddy. She has a history of dumping people for the next flavor of the month, and cheating on them.

She already cheated on him with her ex Rikki, it's somewhere earlier in the thread. Kevin panic posted about it then tried to act like it never happened.

He suffers so we could spectate the tragicomedy that him and Lori is. Tragicomedy with horror elements

That is why I enjoy the farms so much. This whole site is tragicomedy but somehow funnier than any play because it's not scripted, it happens organically, these people actually do this to themselves. He is sincere in his delusion and has become one of my favorite cows because of it.

 

[electric mouse]

Nobody is jealous of you, Kevin, you look like a ghoul who had their life force drained by Lori. And since she thoroughly stripped you of your hobbies (including cosplay and the ability to attend cons), all your friends, your relationship to your family, any semblance of a social life either online or otherwise, your money, your reputation, and your clothes (like that pink hoodie you loved so much that she butchered), you have finally regressed to the same level Lori is. Worse, even, because you stayed with her through it all and became the same shit person she is.

We also know Lorena doesn’t let you share the bed, Kowvin. We know she won’t have sex with you or even take a quarter-way believable couples’ photo with you on YOUR BIRTHDAY (Your birthday... where the presents she gave you was an old shirt she got for free, her old cell phone, and her old keyboard). I’ve seen strangers in a grocery store checkout aisle stand more intimately near each other.

Since she's usually so controlling in all other aspects, I wonder why Lori lets you go out skateboarding without her... I wish she would go with you simply because the idea of her walking around in her pastel pink UwU mismatched AliExpress shit looking like The duckfacing Cryptkeeper irl in size 11 platform boots (and without her customary 50 layers of editing) in broad daylight at a skatepark full of 13-26 year olds when she is pushing 40 is hilarious; especially when some of those people will be cute, talented teenage girls that will really highlight Lori’s old age and general bustedness.

We know that Lori had the bedroom at your old place to herself while you were banished to the living room; since you've both moved to a new studio where you don't have separate rooms anymore, have you considered that she might want you to fuck off out of the apartment as much as possible specifically so she has privacy to be able to message guys online to try to find a new cashcow boyfriend she can ditch your ass for?

 

[Pannacotta Fugo]

Guys cut it out already, what if Mr. Martyr will give our IP addresses to the police again? Absolutely terrified right now.

 

[RADBEAVER]

We’ll never understand the struggles of a cosplay martyr

We stan a short king cosplay martyr

 

[BroccoliBrain]

I bet he looks like a total faggot skateboarding alone when she kicks him out of the house, like lol this bitch has zero friends to skate with.

 

[Blanche]

If the ferret truly is sick, and Kev is on a spending spree that's just fucked up.

Hey Kev, stop spending all your money on stupid ass clothes and pay for your innocent animals pet bills, grow the fuck up dude. Don't ever get another pet if you can't even put them first.

 

[HIVidaBoheme]

I bet he looks like a total faggot skateboarding alone when she kicks him out of the house, like lol this bitch has zero friends to skate with.

God imagine the cringe of the younger skaters going to the park with their clique when this haggard, balding faggot strolls up to them clad in shitty dropship cheap fast fashion and proceeds to address them like his own ilk.



Absolutely tragic.