Horrorcow Lucas Werner - A man of Spokane, Washington who is obsessed with millennial and Gen Z chicks

Stafford Beer Bong said:
Has he said anything about having a payee still?
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Lucas has like $70 per month with no EBT and nothing else after Mallon Place takes their cut.

Also, Lucas recently said he has a paypal, so I'm guessing he has his own bank account or something. He doesn't need a payee anymore.
 
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Figured it'd be fun to see what was in the holiday time cards for Lucas.

Spoiler, more of the same.

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If you'd rather not go to my IG the text:
It's been awhile, let's see what's in the cards for Lucas this holiday season.

It looks like we're starting with the cards calling Lucas out for looking for a partner for all the wrong reasons and failing to take ownership and accountability for the decisions he's made in his life with the reversed Lovers card.

The Ten of Pentacles reversed continues on with that reminding Lucas that an inheritance is not in the cards for him either; he's been cut out of the will, his family has largely disowned him, and the ones who haven't consider him nothing more than an embarrassing burden. To rub salt in the wound, it also indicates that Lucas is nowhere near ready for a committed relationship.

But, since it's Lucas, the Knight of Cups shows that he'll ignore all of that and continue doing what he's doing because he can't even begin to face the fact that all of his failures in his personal life are nobody's fault but his. Of course, it's all an illusion, as the Moon points out while it also reminds us of Lucas' instability, deception, overall insecurity, and amazing ability to be repeatedly catfished.

The Two of Wands tells us he's going stir crazy at Mallon Place between being forced to take his meds, have a curfew, not wander around screeching about telomeres and bigots, and taking all of his money and he's torn between wanting the stability of 'housing' and wanting his freedom. Nine of Cups reversed is a lot of self-hatred, immaturity, arrogance, disappointment, unhappiness, dreams being shattered, putting off potential partners with all of that, and being unable to achieve any of your goals.

Two of Cups reversed indicates separations, losing friends, abuse, bullying, and seems to point to the fact that he will eventually snap in a way that gets Mallon Place to boot him out onto the streets, winter or not.
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Edit: Still uploading, chat is on, it's mostly board game bullshittery plus the few short videos he's put on YT the last couple of days.

 
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King Daddy Telomerase said:
Lucas has like $70 per month with no EBT and nothing else after Mallon Place takes their cut.

Also, Lucas recently said he has a paypal, so I'm guessing he has his own bank account or something. He doesn't need a payee anymore.
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He can the payee and paypal. Remember in 2019 he had paypal which got taken down when he was trying to use it to scam people.
The payee can still be managing his SSI check, pays Mallon Place and gives the Creep the remaining $70. If Mallon is now in charge of his SSI, the payee is not currently needed.
 
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Yeah you don't need a bank account to have a paypal account, they're two separate entities. He could also have a card tied directly to the paypal account, which is a service that they offer iirc
 
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Jeep1971 said:
I wouldn't be surprised if the two guys that beat him at his own board game either have ghosted him, as much as one can in a facility,OR made a complaint to staff about his pushy behavior.That may very well be what is keeping him in check.
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Stafford Beer Bong said:
I think this is the reason 100%.

He is supervised, provided for and made to stay on his regular drug regimen. All the times in the past when he was medicated he was also pretty docile and boring. It was only when he thought he was “better” or because he blamed the psych drugs for his weight gain did he quit taking his pills and immediately spiral. But with nurses and 24/7 supervision quitting his meds isn’t really an option now so boring Lucas may be what we get for a long while. I can imagine he is made to take his pills daily under observation of a nurse in order to stay in compliance with the rules of living there. This makes him arbitrarily quitting his meds unlikely.

Of course I don’t put it past him to do some stupid shit, but it would have to be pretty egregious for him to be kicked out or something similar. If you think about it Lucas is basically imprisoned at Mallon. Not much opportunity to rebel and if he did decide to up and leave what‘s he gonna do? He has no money as all his gov gibs go straight to Mallon. I even wonder if he has a payee anymore managing what little funds he had? I assume that responsibility is now in the hands of the people at Mallon also.

Has he said anything about having a payee still?
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Is there any chance that it is court-ordered that he take his psychiatric medication daily?
 
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I'm not sure what he's own, but breakthrough, sorry I can't pick a better word to explain it, but he may hit a point where whatever he's on, either doesn't work as well or no longer works at all. Every so often, the VA asks about the meds I'm on, and how I'm feeling and if they still help me sleep. If I'm having issues, they either change the dosage or the medication itself. It might be part of why he snaps in his cycles. I pity whoever his doctor is. He won't say if it's not working as well or even working at all. He views himself as plenty good, and probably believes he has no reason or need to be on medication at all. So they're having to throw shit at the wall randomly, and hoping it works, because he sure as shit won't help his doctors. Just my thoughts
 
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Genuinely curious what it would take for someone to get the boot from Mallon Place. It’s a little bit of nursing home, a little bit of a place for the slows, and a little bit of a place for the crazies. From reports and reviews we’ve seen, it doesn’t appear like the place actually gives a fuck about their patients. It’s a money grab. Given their clientele, you’d have to expect some degree of crazy at times. But what would it take for them to go “you know what? This tard isn’t worth the fucking money anymore”. The only way he’s leaving is by force. So what’s it gonna take?
 
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Pink Freud said:
Genuinely curious what it would take for someone to get the boot from Mallon Place. It’s a little bit of nursing home, a little bit of a place for the slows, and a little bit of a place for the crazies. From reports and reviews we’ve seen, it doesn’t appear like the place actually gives a fuck about their patients. It’s a money grab. Given their clientele, you’d have to expect some degree of crazy at times. But what would it take for them to go “you know what? This tard isn’t worth the fucking money anymore”. The only way he’s leaving is by force. So what’s it gonna take?
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Lucas has said there aren't any Gen Z baes he's interested in at Mallon Place, and I assume there aren't many visitors to where he thinks the greybeards around him have harems of young women.

He's said before that this is transitional housing for an eventual apartment that they'll work with him to get (lol no), so he's not planning on staying there for long.

Thus, my guess is that once spring hits, he'll try leaving or eventually raise a ruckus demanding sex from someone to get kicked out.

For Lucas, Mallon Place isn't a money grab either. It's a great deal for his ~$1000 tugboat. It's that a still functional guy like Lucas should never be there to begin with.
 
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King Daddy Telomerase said:
For Lucas, Mallon Place isn't a money grab either. It's a great deal for his ~$1000 tugboat. It's that a still functional guy like Lucas should never be there to begin with.
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If the Creep was a functional guy he wouldn't be in the situation he's in.

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In 1 of his streams he said there's a 22 yr old working at Mallon Place. If she is still working there I'd say as long as he stays on his meds it'll keep him from going psycho on her like he did with the young nurse at the HOC.
 
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Jeep1971 said:
Is there any chance that it is court-ordered that he take his psychiatric medication daily?
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It doesn't need to be in this case as its a requirement to remain a resident in those places. If he starts refusing they'll boot him as all such places do due to liability issues from unmedicated residents

mothman96 said:
In 1 of his streams he said there's a 22 yr old working at Mallon Place. If she is still working there I'd say as long as he stays on his meds it'll keep him from going psycho on her like he did with the young nurse at the HOC.
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The meds might stop him from going full on psycho but they won't stop him from being creepy with her, slipping her a creepy note or comment and ending up causing a scene that way. Meds never help lucas in that regard, as he always keeps obsessing over his usual obsessions, just in a more subdued manner. Even medicated if he makes a pass at her and gets rejected he could easily cause another hairdresser/nurse at the shelter incident. Particularly if she tells him off in a way that comes off as triggering one of his pet peeves like implying he's a creep or too old for her
 
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I suppose it was only a matter of time before he combined all of his game pieces into one super game, even writing on the corners of a deck of playing cards, seems like something CWC would do.

Look at all this garbage:
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This masterpiece would appear to be called Bio ships versus Mecha, with a mini game within it called Estranged. Yes, that seems like something people would actually bother to learn and play. Lucas sure is good at "prototyping" games. He's not a crazy person playing with children's toys and crayons, creating endless regressive loops of complexity, which even he himself can't remember or understand. No sir.


You know why you're not a "Meme Lord", Lucas? Because no one has ever reused a single one of your memes in earnest... only looked at them in shock, thinking "Nobody is THIS big of a balloon-head, surely"
 
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I know a lot of people aren't too interested in shoot-from-the-hip armchair psychological judgments, but I personally find that when Lucas isn't acting out, the most interesting aspect of his lolcowdom to me is trying to understand why his mind works the way it does.

Everyone will remember that Lucas tends to shuffle a lot of jargon terms into a salad, and is more likely to misuse them than to apply them correctly. One term that he's relied on for a long time, ever since the Shadow boxing bout with daniel, is "narcissistic supply".

I personally had never heard this term before Lucas used it, and wasn't sure what it meant, or even if it was technically psychological lingo, or just a creation of Lucas's mind. After watching this video, I now think that the term narcissistic supply was suggested by a therapist to Lucas about Lucas's own behavior, and in his typical fashion of projecting, he later used this description of himself as a cudgel to try to beat his enemies away.

I found a video that seems to describe Lucas very accurately, and suggests that his narcissistic tendencies put him in a position of always being liable for his actions. The YouTuber suggests that a distinction between psychotics and narcissists is that narcissists are always aware of the difference between right and wrong, and they're reliance on reality is necessary for their constant refreshing of their narcissistic supply, their ego buttressing mechanism of feeling okay with themselves.

He suggests that narcissists do not have diminished capacity, because they are aware of right and wrong unlike psychotics.

Just like CWC, Lucas has some very crazy beliefs, we know he experiences both delusions and hallucinations, but it's important to not think of him as a sick person who's not under his own control. Lucas has repeatedly shown an ability to conform his behavior to the norm when he risks suffering extreme circumstances.... Even when at his "worst" and unmedicated.

I find this fascinating, because it suggests that all of his arrogance and aggression are under his control. In the past he has constantly tried to blame women for his anger, suggesting that their "hypocrisy" and unwillingness to be with him is the root of his anger, washing his hands of all responsibility.

With the idea in mind that Lucas is a narcissist, who absolutely knows right from wrong, and understands where his own behavior deviates from the norm, it would seem to make him more of a immoral figure rather than amoral as we would think of a crazy person.

Hope others find this interesting:

Edit: Lucas's presentation of himself as a guru, a learned older figure with wisdom, who seeks to help younger women, seems to also fit the definition of narcissistic sadism:

 
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