DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

Where is DSP?

  • He is in Connecticut visiting family/funeral

    Votes: 213 47.9%
  • He and Khet are on a honeymoon style trip

    Votes: 12 2.7%
  • He has an issue (s) with the HOA requiring immediate fixes

    Votes: 27 6.1%
  • Comcast/ISP/Internet Issues

    Votes: 16 3.6%
  • He is taking a Kino Casino style break by not announcing when he comes back

    Votes: 30 6.7%
  • Phil and/or Khet Health Issue

    Votes: 48 10.8%
  • This is a social experiment from DSP

    Votes: 99 22.2%

  • Total voters
    445
  • Poll closed .
Quits Forza and says it overstayed its welcome. Meanwhile he's still playing Lost Judgement, doing sidequests which are not required to beat the game (please correct me if I'm wrong) that he bitches about non stop, game has been going on for months. Why hasn't Lost Judgement overstayed it's welcome? Its a mystery.
none of the side quests are required whatsoever, he "really likes it" because his wife does, that's legitimately the only reason, same as that dogshit ass creed game he played for months and months, he only played it as much as he did to try and have something he could talk to his fucking wife about
 
@Piece of Peace since you're tracking the timestamps on tips, it'd be pretty funny to see how long it takes from when Phil beg tweets to when the whales come running, bank cards in hand.
Yup! I've been including time stamps of any beg tweets/whale calls in the notes column adjacent to the following tip, here's where to look on the Tips (Raw) sheet:

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Quits Forza and says it overstayed its welcome. Meanwhile he's still playing Lost Judgement, doing sidequests which are not required to beat the game (please correct me if I'm wrong) that he bitches about non stop, game has been going on for months. Why hasn't Lost Judgement overstayed its welcome? It's a mystery.
While I haven’t played Lost Judgment yet, usually sidestories in the Yakuza series, while not mandatory to finish the main story do have a point.

- Pacing and contrasting the serious, dramatic main story with the ridiculous, over-the-top, corny and campy sidestories (somehow, this works);
- Fleshing characters and give some insight to their personalities;
- Give access to the usual hidden final boss that requires mastery of the game’s combat mechanics.

Of course, Phil doesn’t give a shit about any of these, he’s played most Yakuza games and as far as I’m aware he only played the hidden final boss in Yakuza: Like a Dragon but still quit in the final dungeon like a bitch, thus making all his boring grinding pointless.

I’m sure this series is not everyone’s cup of tea. However, Phil’s got a reverse Midas touch and makes every game possible look boring and uninteresting in ways it should not be possible.

Tl:dr: It’s usually not the game’s fault, Phil’s ability to make every game look bland and boring is what’s astounding.
 
Quits Forza and says it overstayed its welcome. Meanwhile he's still playing Lost Judgement, doing sidequests which are not required to beat the game (please correct me if I'm wrong) that he bitches about non stop, game has been going on for months. Why hasn't Lost Judgement overstayed its welcome? It's a mystery.
Are you being sarcastic? That denthead Slayer0804 aka Hafiz Bin Azil is single handedly funding the play through. The singaporean musleem dent head drops around $100 a night when philbert plays it.
 
Is it me or is it getting harder to tell if he's drunk or mush mouthed insane or both?
Mental state is not normal by a long shot. It's not just you. We all see it. It's becoming more obvious in many other lolcows recently for me.

2 examples are Chantal and Boogie2988

I used to love going to Jack Scalfinis thread until I realized he has finally hit the point his mental state has changed so much he's not the same cow I was interested in when I first got to reading and commenting.

I feel the same has happened for Phil here. I never watch any video of Phil anymore, just come here. So I know I'm on the way out the door from this thread and cow someday soon.
 
Another thing I thought was very ironic during Phil's charity rant was how he brought up Mother Teresa as an example of how to do charity, how she dedicated her life to it, didn't benefit from it etc.

Maybe the single most famous Catholic in modern history. A household name. Someone who associated with dictators just in order to raise funds. Someone who won numerous Peace Prizes. The subject of numerous books and films. Someone who is a literal fucking sainted individual by the Catholic church.

Phil's go-to example for how charity shouldn't benefit you in any way whatsoever. Mother Teresa.


And let's not ignore the fact that, in mentioning her name while talking about how he is opposed to public charity all these times, he was comparing himself to her. To Mother fucking Teresa... Such a humble guy. :story:
 
Let me ask you all something. If DSP did an ahnest to god charity stream and it was legit, I know myself I would actually gain a TEEENY TINY SLIVER of respect for DSP, and I wouldn't actively troll him if he was trying to say raise money for kids or for Christmas or something, would you all?
This would never happen, he would do charity only if he gained from it and it in some way lead to boosting his income. Phil has never done anything nice for anyone, not even his fans. He's not given a single fan a membership as a reward, and he's broken several promises he made after he got his money.
However I will be honest and say that nothing would change for me if he decided to do a charity stream. I would likely up my game. Him not scamming people one day would do fuck all for me mate, because he would go right back to scamming the people that found him due to the charity stream and don't know about him. He insulted people that have done charity and wanted to do good, so fuck him right back.
 
Another thing I thought was very ironic during Phil's charity rant was how he brought up Mother Teresa as an example of how to do charity, how she dedicated her life to it, didn't benefit from it etc.

Maybe the single most famous Catholic in modern history. A household name. Someone who associated with dictators just in order to raise funds. Someone who won numerous Peace Prizes. The subject of numerous books and films. Someone who is a literal fucking sainted individual by the Catholic church.

Phil's go-to example for how charity shouldn't benefit you in any way whatsoever. Mother Teresa.


And let's not ignore the fact that, in mentioning her name while talking about how he is opposed to public charity all these times, he was comparing himself to her. To Mother fucking Teresa... Such a humble guy. :story:


Given all the controversy about her views, the quality of care provided and where the donations went, it might not be such a bad comparison.
 
You don't even have to wait that long. The "Daily Wrap" is going to be over 10 minutes long.

I don't see why he's so pissed, he technically hit the goals today with the $200 superchat. I guess that's just money that doesn't exist because he can't blow it immediately.
He can't whale with superchats. He wants that money now. It's why he's always been demanding non-manditory tips, so he can use them asap. As far as he's concerned, if the tips don't hit 150, the goal wasn't hit.

It reminds me of the old Tevin meme, how the first part of a DSP explanation is bullshit and the second part is the "in reality" bit.

He starts off with the whole "I was raised Roman-Catholic and we're taught that charity should be a private sacrifice" etc etc, and then the second part is about how one time he wanted to do a charity stream because he thought he was big enough that the positives might outweigh the negatives of "looking good" because he didn't want to "look good" but the trolls ruined everything.

Translation:

DSP would absolutely love to do charity streams and reap the optic rewards, but he can't handle the trolls, he's paranoid about trolls etc.

Summation:

He actually has no strong moral position on publicized charity, he's just a gigantic cowardly pussy.
He only says it should be private because he can lie about doing it without shame. If he truly cared about doing charity work, we'd have seen it in his many leaks, and he really wouldn't be able to keep it a secret forever since he'd immediately bring it up if his morals were questioned.

If he ever did a charity stream, what everyone needs to do is keep asking him for receipts proving where the money went. Because no one should trust him that he isn't just keeping the money for himself.

Let's assume he did one and it was genuine, how would he handle giving up gacha money for one stream? Or is he just going to donate one of his donation types so he still gets paid?
 
It's always refreshing to see when he gets a low tip night, goes on maximum beg level, and nobody comes to the rescue. It's pretty rare nowadays, since his tweets and stalling are almost always enough to entice at least one of his whalechairs to come save the day.

He is probably cursing all the names of his top whales, as he lays in bed, drunk and doing all his champions pulls he can afford for the day.
 
This whole charity thing is such a buncha bull. Let me ask you all something. If DSP did an ahnest to god charity stream and it was legit, I know myself I would actually gain a TEEENY TINY SLIVER of respect for DSP, and I wouldn't actively troll him if he was trying to say raise money for kids or for Christmas or something, would you all? I am gonna go out on a limb here and say you all are probably decent people and wouldn't either.
Why does DSP need to run the charity event? That need is incompatible with his alleged Catholic humility. At the end of his Xmas Marathon, all he has to do is say "Surprise! I've joined with ShubbetyBubbedy Gaming and all today's tips are going to his charity drive."
 
Daze Before Christmas on SNES and Mega Drive

Christmas Lemmings. Not that he could ever get it running, but would provide some great salt.

Phil, what you need to do is have a stream where a proportion of the money raised goes to charity. What proportion? None of your fucking business, enjoy your ban.
 
I love how Phil is frantically telling his chat that he's done "charity" work before. He won't even tip his DoorDash drivers when they drop his order off at the snort-fort, but he's trying to tell his chat that he's given back to his community! Sure, Dave. You and your gouty foot actually went down to the local homeless shelter, donated food, cooked the food, and served them with a smile on you face, while not snorting or ack ack acking to that poor son of a bitch who lost everything because he caught his wife cheating. Yeah, totally you!
Somewhere buried in this sub forum is info about Phil's mom helping the local special olympics. So I could see a young Phil getting dragged along to the occasional charity event as a child until he was old enough to say no and be left home alone. Yes that isn't "doing charity work" but semantics are Phil's favorite type of lie. Either that or he's just counting the Twitch charities where they matched bit donations where he lost nothing in the exchange which is less semantics and more straight bullshit.

Also just to play devil's advocate if Phil were to ever do a charity stream I can't pretend said charity wouldn't be flooded with tweets and emails of him jacking off, Dead Space nazi's, mumble mouthing or flat out saying nigger, etc etc. Luckily we wouldn't ever have to worry about it because Phil will never give up a days pay to something as ridiculous as a charity.
 
It's always refreshing to see when he gets a low tip night, goes on maximum beg level, and nobody comes to the rescue. It's pretty rare nowadays, since his tweets and stalling are almost always enough to entice at least one of his whalechairs to come save the day.

He is probably cursing all the names of his top whales, as he lays in bed, drunk and doing all his champions pulls he can afford for the day.
His recent shameless begging has been even more desperate than I remember. It warms my heart to see the clear sign that his gatcha gambling addiction has got so bad he can now only see the next 12 hours. He been getting $200 superchats this week (3 from memory) and after his very quick thank you that helps long term he is straight into begging for tips. Some people get mad about Phil, I don't; I just enjoy watching his life spiral ever further out of control.
He is on thin fucking ice my pedigree chums and I for one will be there when it breaks.
 
Found Phil a Christmas game right up his alley that just came out today. Here is the steam page but also on PS4. Sounded like Murder Soul Suspect, a terrible game Phil loved, but even less gameplay and more walking sim. Can't be any worse than playing that Youtube game.
 
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