US Joe Biden News Megathread - The Other Biden Derangement Syndrome Thread (with a side order of Fauci Derangement Syndrome)

Let's pretend for one moment that he does die before the election, just for the funsies. What happens then? Will the nomination revert to option number 2, aka Bernie Sanders? Or will his running mate automatically replace him just the way Vice-President is supposted to step in after the Big Man in the White House chokes on a piece of matzo? Does he even have a running mate yet?

 

[Garth]

How tf is it that Kanye West, someone that's internationally known for his fragile ego, is able to handle criticism better than Kamala Harris?

This administration is an embarrassment. She is aware of that fact, embarrassed by it, and therefore quick-tempered. She's also a fucking cunt. (Furthermore, the left is so accustomed to being coddled during interviews they short circuit when they get hard questions)

 

[Compositesludge]

How tf is it that Kanye West, someone that's internationally known for his fragile ego, is able to handle criticism better than Kamala Harris?

She's aware that she's out of her depth, that she was picked to fulfill a campaign promise and keep donors satisfied, and that both the Biden administration and the Democratic party at large are doing everything they can to minimize her. She got everything she ever wanted, and it's destroying her in real time.

 

[Least Concern]

I know it's easy for me to say this since I'm relatively financially independent but I will never get this vaccine and I implore all of you to do the same. Ask yourself how much your freedom is worth.

Eh. I've got two shots and a booster and no government or company mandated me to (yet). My freedom is extremely valuable but that also means that I'm free to get the vax if I want to, right? And I wanted to and I did.

I'm anti-mandate and would say that you should make the decision to get vaxed or not based on your own conscience and evaluation of the facts regardless of any mandates imposed on you, but I also think that stubbornly refusing to get jabbed in the name of freedom because someone is trying to mandate it is silly. Do you also refuse to wear a seatbelt because governments mandate them too? I am also against that mandate but I'm not about to let myself be thrown like a javelin through my windshield in the name of freedom.

They probably thought that since Charlamagne is a brotha, that he’d cover for his sistas and not push back. Glad he didn’t cuck.

Isn't Charlemagne also the guy Biden did the "you ain't black" line to back before the election?

 

[Weppers]

Eh. I've got two shots and a booster and no government or company mandated me to (yet). My freedom is extremely valuable but that also means that I'm free to get the vax if I want to, right? And I wanted to and I did.

I'm anti-mandate and would say that you should make the decision to get vaxed or not based on your own conscience and evaluation of the facts regardless of any mandates imposed on you, but I also think that stubbornly refusing to get jabbed in the name of freedom because someone is trying to mandate it is silly. Do you also refuse to wear a seatbelt because governments mandate them too? I am also against that mandate but I'm not about to let myself be thrown like a javelin through my windshield in the name of freedom.

Isn't Charlemagne also the guy Biden did the "you ain't black" line to back before the election?

Just fucking kill yourself before you barf out anything this disingenuous ever again.

 

[Blackhole]

i took the mark of the beast

i'm not reading all that wordvomit you vaxxed zomboid nigger.

 

[Oxous]

The Senate adjourned at 4 AM today, meaning nothing will be happening in Congress until 2022. The last thing they did was nominate a dude who is despised by progressives as ambassador to Japan, 48-21. Going off the current rhetoric Congress will begin the next year by focusing on voting rights legislation and keeping BBB off to the side.

Isn't Charlemagne also the guy Biden did the "you ain't black" line to back before the election?

The one and only.

 

[soy_king]

Eh. I've got two shots and a booster and no government or company mandated me to (yet). My freedom is extremely valuable but that also means that I'm free to get the vax if I want to, right? And I wanted to and I did.

I'm anti-mandate and would say that you should make the decision to get vaxed or not based on your own conscience and evaluation of the facts regardless of any mandates imposed on you, but I also think that stubbornly refusing to get jabbed in the name of freedom because someone is trying to mandate it is silly. Do you also refuse to wear a seatbelt because governments mandate them too? I am also against that mandate but I'm not about to let myself be thrown like a javelin through my windshield in the name of freedom.

Isn't Charlemagne also the guy Biden did the "you ain't black" line to back before the election?

he was also the guy interviewing Kamala when she said she listened to Tupac in college before he ever released an album

 

[Oats12345]

The Senate adjourned at 4 AM today, meaning nothing will be happening in Congress until 2022. The last thing they did was nominate a dude who is despised by progressives as ambassador to Japan, 48-21. Going off the current rhetoric Congress will begin the next year by focusing on voting rights legislation and keeping BBB off to the side.

The one and only.

Of course they will. Midterms is coming up soon and the dems are running out of time

 

[Garth]

I'm anti-mandate and would say that you should make the decision to get vaxed or not based on your own conscience and evaluation of the facts regardless of any mandates imposed on you, but I also think that stubbornly refusing to get jabbed in the name of freedom because someone is trying to mandate it is silly. Do you also refuse to wear a seatbelt because governments mandate them too? I am also against that mandate but I'm not about to let myself be thrown like a javelin through my windshield in the name of freedom.

This is a total contradiction and your reasoning is retarded. You won't lose your job and risk never being hired anywhere if you're busted for neglecting to wear your seatbelt.

 

[Gehenna]

Of course they will. Midterms is coming up soon and the dems are running out of time

Problem for them is that the BBB was the -easier- bill to pass. The voting bill was their first proposal and they put it on hold due to some -entrenched- resistance from multiple fronts, not just Manchin.

 

[chiobu]

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What a fucking disaster. This, in particular.
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They probably thought that since Charlamagne is a brotha, that he’d cover for his sistas and not push back. Glad he didn’t cuck.

Lol what a cringe moment! Archived it, it's from 18 minutes onwards

 

[Oxous]

The Senate adjourned at 4 AM today, meaning nothing will be happening in Congress until 2022. The last thing they did was nominate a dude who is despised by progressives as ambassador to Japan, 48-21. Going off the current rhetoric Congress will begin the next year by focusing on voting rights legislation and keeping BBB off to the side.

The one and only.

Funny thing about that ambassador vote - 30 senators went home and didn't bother voting. Most of them were Republicans but Manchin and Sinema were both absent. Twitter progressives are seething because they think Schumer should've rammed BBB through the Senate at 3 AM while nobody was looking.

 

[Oats12345]

Problem for them is that the BBB was the -easier- bill to pass. The voting bill was their first proposal and they put it on hold due to some -entrenched- resistance from multiple fronts, not just Manchin.

Will this is going to be more fun to watch than.

 

[mold]

I mean, yes and no. While restrictions of that sort could have potentially slowed the spread, it's become increasingly clear over the past year that the coof was already spreading globally weeks or even months before China first decided to let the rest of us know about it (I've heard as far back as September 2019 as a possibility). There are likely people who caught it and assumed it was just a cold or the flu and shrugged it off, passing it to others before they got better. With how much it had already spread and with poor ability to detect who actually had it at first, travel restrictions and lockdowns probably wouldn't have done a whole lot in the end.

That said, you're right that a lot of the coof response was solely Orange Man Bad NPC logic. When Trump first restricted travel, Nancy danced in Chinatown and called him racist. He was willing to go along with the two week lockdown as an initial measure, but when he wanted to open things back up and get the economy moving again, blue state governors screeched about how he didn't care about people's lives and locked down harder. When he talked about therapeutic treatments, Fauci and company demanded vaccines as the only solution. Anything he said or did, the media spun it in the worst way possible. The whole Democrat machine went knee-jerk in the opposite direction of whatever he proposed.

At this point, the coof is a glorified cold, with the super-scary Omicron Variant™ being even more of a nothingburger than before. Anyone still going batshit over it is either a power-mad politician or a Branch Covidian that's too far gone to save.

yes it's deranged to talk about lockdowns as a response to airborne illnesses

temperature surveillance and contact tracing sure for dangerous pathogens

 

[MrJokerRager]

Problem for them is that the BBB was the -easier- bill to pass. The voting bill was their first proposal and they put it on hold due to some -entrenched- resistance from multiple fronts, not just Manchin.

Im surprised how the GOP allows the Democrats to get away with insane horseshit over voting rights such as comparing Voter ID to something out of Jim Crow or racist against niggers and mud people. Even the world must know that America is no longer the "arsenal of democracy" with horseshit like that.

There are many African countries that use Voter ID though its a different story on the legitimacy of the results but those changes proposed by the Democrats are too insane by even 3rd world shithole standards.

 

[elite_club]

lol some whining about Biden continuing Trump era policies on immigration

“It’s not democratic unless you agree with me!”

 

[Lorne Armstrong]

What I don’t understand is why they keep going back to CtG. Warren fucked up on his show, Biden fucked up on his show, Harris fucked up on his show and then came back to fuck up a second time on his show. Why do they keep coming back to the exact same guy?

 

[Vyse Inglebard]

What I don’t understand is why they keep going back to CtG. Warren fucked up on his show, Biden fucked up on his show, Harris fucked up on his show and then came back to fuck up a second time on his show. Why do they keep coming back to the exact same guy?

"Fifth time's the charm, right?"

 

[Sithis]

Im surprised how the GOP allows the Democrats to get away with insane horseshit over voting rights such as comparing Voter ID to something out of Jim Crow or racist against niggers and mud people. Even the world must know that America is no longer the "arsenal of democracy" with horseshit like that.

There are many African countries that use Voter ID though its a different story on the legitimacy of the results but those changes proposed by the Democrats are too insane by even 3rd world shithole standards.

That's part of the problem, for years now the conservative right in general has been conditioned to back down when ever they're accused of racism or some other bullshit. So when smug ratfaced democrats pretend that minorities can apparently get ID to buy swisher sweets and collect welfare but not to vote, or when they advocate programs like Newscums "print your ballot at home" initiative, any criticism is usually met with two responses:
1. WhY aRE YoU RaYCiST
2. "Huehuehue, what's the matter with more people voting, they won't vote gop?"
Both of these responses are entirely disingenuous garbage but for some reason it seems to short circuit a lot of conservatives brains or scares them or something idk because they always back down instead of responding vehemently, "no its not racist to want vote security and yes I think only Americans should be able to vote and only according to the constitution you fucking communist"

 

[Compositesludge]

What I don’t understand is why they keep going back to CtG. Warren fucked up on his show, Biden fucked up on his show, Harris fucked up on his show and then came back to fuck up a second time on his show. Why do they keep coming back to the exact same guy?

You know when you have an argument with someone, and then an hour/day or whatever after the argument ends, you come up with something that you wish you had said? I think it's that. The problem is that, while they have the means to immediate restart the conversation that they think they could have done better, they can't actually do it better. It'd be like you going up to the person, starting the argument again, throwing down your line, and having them immediately swat it down, prompting you to think up a better line the next day, and go up to the person again...

I think there's a moral lesson of some kind in all of this. But I don't want the comedy to stop, so I hope they never learn.