Horrorcow Lucas Werner - A man of Spokane, Washington who is obsessed with millennial and Gen Z chicks

[WonderWino]

My favorite part of that, is he got butt hurt about being called defective, but had no issues with lettuce.

Which is pretty funny cause lucas is essentially the lettuce of the gen z age gap gas station burger - the soggy brown wilted mess that everybody makes a point of removing and throwing away because its too old and fucked up and nobody wants it inside them.....which is exactly how zoomer baes view lucas

Plus it gave us Rotten Lettuce Wern:

.....There has to be a cabbage patch kids joke in there somewhere

nocampingear is the Pedo Creep's older brother Shawn.

I see idiocy certainly runs in the werns family. Two idiots arguing with each other like that is fucking hilarious. Though that comment about lucas being sterile now must have pissed him off big time

Perhaps next christmas they should skip the usual gift and just send him a head of rotten lettuce instead

 

[ManfromtheMoon]

nocampingear is the Pedo Creep's older brother Shawn.
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For a conspiracy nut, this guy sure knows how to piss off his little brother

 

[WonderWino]

For a conspiracy nut, this guy sure knows how to piss off his little brother

To be fair pissing lucas off isn't hard. Seeing as he's his brother i'd say its likely he knows all of lucas's biggest triggers and has likely experienced many chimpouts while growing up. Too bad he doesn't pull a lucas and start describing himself as a scientist without a degree and throwing that at him

It would also be hilarious if one of his brothers had ended up becoming an actual scientist and called him out publicly for his bs 'science' or became a lawyer and called out his '16 is totally legal guys i'm not a pedo at all' nonsense. or best of all - have one become a doctor and publicly call him out for being a delusional schizo and list all the symptoms saying 'you've been having delusions and acting mental since we were kids, you're crazy lucas' the chimpout would be great

 

[moseph.jartelli]

Some old Shawn Werner sass

 

[MeganDodgedABullet]

This is a promising story arc. The trolling relative angle did not play out with DSPs' cray half sister in law. this time may be different.....

 

[WonderWino]

With all of lucas's autistic singing, ranting about telomeres and creeping around libraries and the park i'm not entirely sure that this wasn't made by wernologists to fuck with lucas

Cause I can absolutely see lucas trying something like this to explain telomeres when he realizes the board game angle isn't going to work

 

[Wernology]

This is a promising story arc. The trolling relative angle did not play out with DSPs' cray half sister in law. this time may be different.....

I'll be watching it, for sure. It'd be fun to get him on and just let him air family dirty laundry about Lucas. To be fair, that's only because the board game shit is so boring.

 

[Twrx]

Aloggy, but if his parents leave him anything, hopefully they put it in a trust and that brother is in control of it.

 

[Maxxicus Callahan]

Lucas saying his brother has brain damage

 

[WonderWino]

Lucas saying his brother has brain damage

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The level of stupid lucas is showing in those posts is mind boggling. He clearly doesn't recognize he's being trolled, even though thats blatantly obviously a kiwi, he claims his brothers views are a 'mirror image' of his, which implies they have identical views and lucas is too dense to use the term correctly, so he essentially referred to himself as a 'kooky cat' and the stuff he said about his brothers parents there makes absolutely no sense - at the very least they must share one parent, yet lucas is claiming shawns father is dead and his mother is in the hospital for dementia. Yet king roy isn't dead and myrna isn't in the hospital with dementia so wtf is he even going on about

Also lucas is clearly jealous as fuck seeing that his brother is asking for 400k. If he did somehow get it lucas would be fucking livid and reeeeing about it non stop. Especially since his own ebegging doesn't get him shit by comparison

 

[mothman96]

The level of stupid lucas is showing in those posts is mind boggling. He clearly doesn't recognize he's being trolled, even though thats blatantly obviously a kiwi, he claims his brothers views are a 'mirror image' of his, which implies they have identical views and lucas is too dense to use the term correctly, so he essentially referred to himself as a 'kooky cat' and the stuff he said about his brothers parents there makes absolutely no sense - at the very least they must share one parent, yet lucas is claiming shawns father is dead and his mother is in the hospital for dementia. Yet king roy isn't dead and myrna isn't in the hospital with dementia so wtf is he even going on about

Also lucas is clearly jealous as fuck seeing that his brother is asking for 400k. If he did somehow get it lucas would be fucking livid and reeeeing about it non stop. Especially since his own ebegging doesn't get him shit by comparison

In the past the Pedo Creep said Shawn's mother died in the car accident where Shawn suffered the head injury. I don't think the Creep ever mentioned Shawn having a step-dad until now.

 

[WonderWino]

In the past the Pedo Creep said Shawn's mother died in the car accident where Shawn suffered the head injury. I don't think the Creep ever mentioned Shawn having a step-dad until now.

It sounds like lucas is either outright lying or have some kind of insane delusion, because if shawns mother is dead and he had a stepfather he and lucas couldn't be brothers. Not biologically anyway

 

[mothman96]

It sounds like lucas is either outright lying or have some kind of insane delusion, because if shawns mother is dead and he had a stepfather he and lucas couldn't be brothers. Not biologically anyway

Shawn and Lucas are half-brothers. Same father -King Roy, but they have different mother.

 

[Wernology]

Please help me take care of these dogs, organized by Shawn Werner

My step-dad died in August. He was in the hospital since January for heart surger… Shawn Werner needs your support for Please help me take care of these dogs

www.gofundme.com

That's the gofundme.

There are like 3 dogs and the money looks like it's for medical debt and a mortgage that's nearly under water because of said medical events.

 

[Fanatical Pragmatist]

It sounds like lucas is either outright lying or have some kind of insane delusion, because if shawns mother is dead and he had a stepfather he and lucas couldn't be brothers. Not biologically anyway

I thought Shawn was King Roy's other son to a different mother. If King Roy divorced Shawn's mother, then she could get remarried to a different man giving him a stepfather.
This doesn't make Lucas's ever-changing stories correct, just saying its possible for Shawn to have a stepfather completely unrelated to Lucas.

Also if the part about Shawn's biological mother being sent to a hospital for dementia is true, then damn King Roy sure likes to stick his dick in crazy...

 

[WonderWino]

Shawn and Lucas are half-brothers. Same father -King Roy, but they have different mother.

....If king roy is shawns father then wtf is lucas going on about with his father being dead. Even by lucas standards thats a weird thing for him to say

 

[mothman96]

....If king roy is shawns father then wtf is lucas going on about with his father being dead. Even by lucas standards thats a weird thing for him to say

It's Shawn's stepfather that died.

 

[moseph.jartelli]

Shawn calls him his half brother. King Roy is both of thier fathers

 

[Da Dude123]

Shawn calls him his half brother. King Roy is both of thier fathers

Well, both sons (Lucas and Shawn) appear to be exceptional.

 

[Twrx]

Well, both sons (Lucas and Shawn) appear to be exceptional.

I'm fairly convinced the entire family is.