Words & Phrases DSP Has Invented or Misuses - DSP'isms that make you say "HUUUHN?!?"

Corpun said:
I don't know where he got that word because it doesn't turn up anywhere to describe a cat. Probably made it up like that thumb disease he says he has.
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i only get two notable hits

Creating the Mojito Cat | PAWS Chicago

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The Mojito Cat is one who feels at ease in his or her environment or territory.​

He confidently owns his surroundings, and does not feel threatened when introduced to new humans or when around his human companions.​

As the name suggests, the Mojito Cat is “the host or hostess with mostest.” His actions and demeanor reflect his willingness to let others feel relaxed and confident while in his presence.
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and a video

which states the same thing

so a mojito cat is a very calm, collected, friendly, warm cat
 
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ZehnBoat said:
i only get two notable hits

Creating the Mojito Cat | PAWS Chicago

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and a video

which states the same thing

so a mojito cat is a very calm, collected, friendly, warm cat
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So he plucked an obscure phrase out of thin air, and he didn't even use it correctly? Sounds about right.

Always trying to flex a big brain just to end up looking even dumber than before.
 
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FormerPro said:
Just heard him pronounce Peking Duck on stream and "Pecking Duck". I wouldn't be surprised if he thought a pecking duck was a type of animal and the menu was misspelled.
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As much as I would love that, it suggests that Phil actually put some thought into the origin of a word, and this entire thread suggests very strongly in the opposite direction, since that thought would have him saying things correctly more often than he does.

What I find interesting is that he does catch himself doing it wrong and can't help proceeding, as if his brain insists on doing it wrong. Would explain a lot of things, like his inability to so much as laugh or turn his body around like a normal person. I don't chalk it up to autism, either, because he's such a stubborn "Fuck you I won't do what you tell me I'm the one who knows not you" type of motherfucker that 100% of what he does is his idea through and through and that's not autism. That's being a cunt. Autists make odd lifestyle choices, but they don't usually involve volunteering to be an asshole who cannot possibly be in the limelight and NOT become infamous. Phil would've been so much better off staying away from the internet, he could've coasted through life so much more easily, because though he has his pair of whales floating him, the instant they're gone, his rep ensures that he's fucked. Wouldn't be the case today if he had gotten his shit together at least enough to hold down a 9-5 and do just enough not to get fired while he saves up for retirement.

The fact that that plan was not an option for him says more about Phil than anything else possibly could, because even other dumbasses manage living that way.
 
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TheGoutburglar said:
Phil would've been so much better off staying away from the internet, he could've coasted through life so much more easily, because though he has his pair of whales floating him, the instant they're gone, his rep ensures that he's fucked.
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doesn't phil make anywhere from like 90k to 120k a year still or at least, he did last year.
phils problem isn't the internet, it's his complete lack of impulse control
"rainy day fund." money you save for an emergency when you would need it the most.
pig latin "rainy day fund" money you save for a lousy day to splurge and have fun.
even before he was known on the internet, he spent thousands on credit cards to get hotel rooms for street fighter tournaments.
he also lost hundreds on money matches.
 
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I wanted to count how many times Phil said “dang na bangus” and stollen during the Christmas begathon, but for some reason PigPigGo doesn’t seem to have King of Hate Vlogs videos indexed. However, I can see that he said “dang na bangus” 9 times during the prestream and stollen 3 times during the Daily Wrap.
 
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Positive reveal

This is one of those terms that you really have to step back and see how beyond retarded this is from the point of view of someone who isn't saturated in phil's autism. Instead of just revealing your shit, put it behind a paywall, but to increase the demand for the reveal (to get more money) call it a positive reveal. I don't need to remind you guys how useless and pathetic some of phil's "positive reveals" have been.
 
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Full Race Replay said:
Positive reveal

This is one of those terms that you really have to step back and see how beyond retarded this is from the point of view of someone who isn't saturated in phil's autism. Instead of just revealing your shit, put it behind a paywall, but to increase the demand for the reveal (to get more money) call it a positive reveal. I don't need to remind you guys how useless and pathetic some of phil's "positive reveals" have been.
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All the word 'positive' means to Phail is $$$$$$$. It doesn't actually mean positive - as in not negative - since he rakes in coin during his toxic streams

Rotisserie: A method of cooking

DSRotisserie: A flavor of chicken
 
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"Thus" graphed:
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