Horrorcow Lucas Werner - A man of Spokane, Washington who is obsessed with millennial and Gen Z chicks

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Twrx said:
Reading through those messages again, where does he come up with these words. He never uses them right, and usually mispronounces them. Does he pull out a dictionary, flip through the pages, randomly puts his finger on a word and decides to use it?
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My guess is he got all the fucked up physics attempts from hanging out at atheist websites. What he is ranting there is basically the kind of stuff that gets thrown around in those circles. Some of those guys are genuinely smart but many more of them are just pretentious jackheads. Luke can't tell the difference...he just seizes onto whatever he thinks will help him to sound all biting and intimidating. Because he's forever stuck in his teens when he was bullied and now he tries to get revenge by being the bully himself.

If he had gone the artist/photographer route instead, mark my words he'd be that guy with the ponytail and the goatee snarling at the world for failing to appreciate the masterpiece he created by urinating onto the canvas or smearing Cheez Wiz all over it as a statement about white greed.
 
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Merry Christmas, everyone.
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klickitat said:
He usually reads them somewhere else or hears them from someone way smarter than he is, doesn't bother to figure out what they mean, and uses them hoping to sound smart.
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Speaking of which, on the last video you uploaded about him where you read off his insanity he mentioned a few sentences that were clearly taken from other people that he thought made him sound smart. One of which was 'nature abhors a vacuum' which sounded familiar. Its from this:

and we know he's seen it cause he has made references to those movies in the past, particularly some creepy shit relating to soran in generations. But what gets me is both that he thinks quoting spock makes him sound smart and that this particular scene includes an age gap situation - older spock with 20-ish valeris. It really makes you wonder what lucas was thinking when he quoted that
 
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Twrx said:
Reading through those messages again, where does he come up with these words. He never uses them right, and usually mispronounces them. Does he pull out a dictionary, flip through the pages, randomly puts his finger on a word and decides to use it?
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He likes to think using random words makes him sound smart, and doesn't understand that misusing words he doesn't understand just makes him sound like a fucking retard.
 
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Merry Christmas, everyone.
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I doubt he'll appreciate the gift he would have charged $50 for.

Edit: I could have sworn he tried saying a week or so ago that his feet were out of the "my feet are rotting because I can't take care of myself despite having access to supplies and meds for my diabetes" grippy sock casts.

Guess not.

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mothman96 said:
That or he wore the casts to fake it for sympathy and begging.
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100% disagree, there are pics and video of Lucas having some pretty wicked huge festering diabetic foot sores; they can be seen either in this thread or in the Outcast Owls videos where they got him new shoes a few months back. He even had similar sores starting to form on his ankles due to the poor circulation from his untreated diabetes.

Now that he's in a place that's at least somewhat responsible for his medical care, they likely forced him to get treatment for them; people were pointing out to him back in the summer that he needed to get those wounds looked at especially because he was diabetic and he brushed it off saying they weren't that bad, didn't hurt (they usually don't because, y'know, diabetic neuropathy and he's admitted multiple times that he has little to no feeling in at least one foot), and "were healing" when they were clearly getting worse.

Edit: The thumbnail from their video.

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The video, and if you watch the whole thing they show shots of his chicken legs. You can see signs of piss poor circulation there as well.

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Also note the hobbly duck walk that we always laugh at. You know who walks like that? Diabetics who can't feel their fucking feet. 😂

 
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klickitat said:
100% disagree, there are pics and video of Lucas having some pretty wicked huge festering diabetic foot sores; they can be seen either in this thread or in the Outcast Owls videos where they got him new shoes a few months back. He even had similar sores starting to form on his ankles due to the poor circulation from his untreated diabetes.
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I meant faking that he is still under doctors orders to wear the casts. I know about the diabetic sores. He took a selfie inside the Mallon Place transport van the facility uses to take residents to medical appointments. After that was when he made the video walking the halls in regular shoes. Figured he'd been to the hospital and the doctor had taken the casts off.
 
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mothman96 said:
I meant faking that he is still under doctors orders to wear the casts. I know about the diabetic sores. He took a selfie inside the Mallon Place transport van the facility uses to take residents to medical appointments. After that was when he made the video walking the halls in regular shoes. Figured he'd been to the hospital and the doctor had taken the casts off.
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It's possible he was told he didn't have to wear them 24/7 anymore but, knowing Lucas, it's even more likely that he just assumed he was Cured Forever (which is what he thought when they told him he no longer needed insulin when he was at his lowest weight) and stopped taking care of what were likely not nearly fully healed foot wounds and they got worse again.
 
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He doesn't give a shit about himself, well, not in the way everyone cares about themselves, and he has a history of holding himself hostage to get what he wants. Like one video he was screaming about people needing to save himself from suicide. There's two reasons he would leave the casts on. It provided a excuse to avoid looking for work, and he thinks it will make zoomers feel pity for him, and throw him a pity relationship. I'll have to hunt down the video, but he talked about how a pity fuck would lead to a pity relationship, then a pity marriage, and a pity kid. He has no qualms about it.
 
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klickitat said:
It's possible he was told he didn't have to wear them 24/7 anymore but, knowing Lucas, it's even more likely that he just assumed he was Cured Forever (which is what he thought when they told him he no longer needed insulin when he was at his lowest weight) and stopped taking care of what were likely not nearly fully healed foot wounds and they got worse again.
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The casts are composed of each foot wraped in a white bandage, an elastic foot wrap over the bandage, the hospital sock + the diabetic cast sandals. I don't think the doctor would tell him to remove all the bandages to walk around and then to wrap them back up.
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There could be no bandages under the sock in that picture you posted.
 
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mothman96 said:
The casts are composed of each foot wraped in a white bandage, an elastic foot wrap over the bandage, the hospital sock + the diabetic cast sandals. I don't think the doctor would tell him to remove all the bandages to walk around and then to wrap them back up.
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He could just be wearing the yellow hospital sock (no bandages) and the cast sandals in that picture you posted.
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That'd be one hell of a weird fashion choice, but I wouldn't put it past him.
 
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klickitat said:
It's possible he was told he didn't have to wear them 24/7 anymore but, knowing Lucas, it's even more likely that he just assumed he was Cured Forever (which is what he thought when they told him he no longer needed insulin when he was at his lowest weight) and stopped taking care of what were likely not nearly fully healed foot wounds and they got worse again.
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Oh, yes. Lucas was cured and cured is forever! Classic Lucas cow think! He lost 200 lbs. It doesn't matter that he gained it all back. He got to stop using insulin. Now he is plenty good and can go back to doing whatever, because he is cured forever. It's science, after all.
 
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