DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

Where is DSP?

  • He is in Connecticut visiting family/funeral

    Votes: 213 47.9%
  • He and Khet are on a honeymoon style trip

    Votes: 12 2.7%
  • He has an issue (s) with the HOA requiring immediate fixes

    Votes: 27 6.1%
  • Comcast/ISP/Internet Issues

    Votes: 16 3.6%
  • He is taking a Kino Casino style break by not announcing when he comes back

    Votes: 30 6.7%
  • Phil and/or Khet Health Issue

    Votes: 48 10.8%
  • This is a social experiment from DSP

    Votes: 99 22.2%

  • Total voters
    445
  • Poll closed .
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Six70Two wants Phil to set a goal for shaving his beard, chat and mod agrees

Chat also wants him to play with friends

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Phil's reaction to both requests

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It wouldn't surprise me if Kat wanted to be in on the streams because she did stream on twitch so clearly she is not shy with being on camera and she went on his streams a few times, But Phil probably keeps her out of his stuff because he is jealous that she will get more attention then him. Look at the way he treats his chat when they don't talk about him 24/7, Now times that by a hundred if Kat was on the stream.
Kat doesn't want anything to do with Phil's streams because last time she was on, trolls tricked Phil into unknowingly bringing up the abusive childhood trauma.

"Kat, do you like movies about demonic possession?"

Now it might be possible that Phil chooses to keep Kat off the stream because of jealousy, but I think it's more likely that she was highly offended that people were making fun of her very personal family problems.
 
he really does seem very shy if not slightly autistic. Like during the halloween marathon when Phil asked her to stand up and she quietly shook her head while awkwardly smiling. Only little kids act like that when they get told to do something in front of a crowd.
The other thing about that is that detractors at the time found that the costume was actually pretty slutty, she sewed in some more cloth around the cleveage. So she may have been embarassed by phil parading her on stream like that.

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Phil's favourite method of lying is half truths.

He perfectly described what happened to the first company that got in touch with him and completely ignored spawnseats who sent him a chair the next week. He deliberately didn't say what company it was till it arrived and when a certain kiwi started linking other businesses to them they shut down entirely.

But that certain kiwi used publically available information to link fassler king to spawnseats. So fuck you Phil.
 
Dave thinks you need to make lots of money to make good friends. No you fucking retard, your friends left you and you have no friends because you're a fucking asshole. Be sure to squeal like a good lolcow on your next prestream, today was a blast.
He moved away from his friends and family to a place where he knew absolutely nobody. This delusion that everybody else betrayed him is hilarious. Hell, even after his relationship with Leanna ended HE threw shots at her publicly. He even pretty much blamed her for him fapping on stream. Meanwhile she hasn't said a single thing about him, even though if she wanted to there's a hundred spergs who'd pay her to do a "tell all."

He's always the common factor in all these supposed betrayals and burned bridges. He completely lacks any ability to take responsibility. Just a noxious presence.
 
Do you think Phil thinks people like Bill Cosby "allow" themselves to be cancelled?

Phil is a lucky bastard that he has descended far below any semblance of relevancy for all this shit talking about pewdipie. Because anyone can effortlessly destroy Phil and his entire begacy, but most people don't care that much (except us autists)

I actually disagree with this. What could anybody do to 'destroy' him? He's made it abundantly clear that he's going to cling to this for as long as he can squeeze around a few hundred bucks a day out of a very small group of people. The only thing that would destroy him is those people wising up and nobody coming in to take their place as has always happened in the past. Until now, there's no sign of that happening. Coffee cuck has said on these forums that he knows how Phil pisses away money and that he was done enabling it. I actually thought that was gonna be a big blow. Same with him banning Snowkarl. The cuck still donates to him and inflates his membership numbers as himself and, assumedly, under other names as well though. What more could someone who is that much of a fucking idiot hear or see that would make him stop? Snowkarl was insanely popular in his chat and peaced out with a SC that revealed he believed the bank leaks. I don't see the effect I thought that would have on some of the big Karl lovers that I thought it would either.

I don't think he can be 'cancelled' because he's already a virtual nobody, despite the attention he gets here and from his handful of wallets. All of his lies and hypocrisies have been well documented and all of his toxicity and narcissism and hatred for what he does are on public display every single day.

He has an incredibly weird type of support from a very small group of people whose behavior defies any kind of logic or rationale. That changing is the only thing that will threaten to make him truly irrelevant. Big names have talked about him and called him out to different degrees. Virtually everybody sees him as the joke and the failure that he is. I don't see it being done by anybody else to any more of an extent than it has been and ending up making any difference.

The only real draw and only interest in him, at least for me, is watching how he manages to get this hyper loyal level of support from this damaged group of individuals despite how hard and unashamedly he pumps them for it while treating them with open disdain and seeing how far he can ride that. Expecting anything else to be the thing that makes him go away while he has that support is probably always gonna end up as a let down.
 
DSP can't be "cancelled" because he's already been "cancelled" as much as possible. He can't get sponsors or partnerships, no streamer worth a fuck would dare collaborate with him, he's a walking TOS violation waiting to happen so he'll never break into the mainstream.

The only thing he has left are trolls who tip and cult members, and they can't be taken away from him. He can rebrand all he likes, it's just superficial and one slow stream away from a mask slip moment.

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Phil reads enough on here to know that any major change to his lifestyle being forced upon him, no matter what it is, we would enjoy watching it happen, and so we can expect him to feel unstoppable as long as nothing like that happens. Which, thus far, it hasn't. Yes, he's stuck with a pack of tards forever. Yes, his options besides streaming until the day he dies are nonexistent, so it doesn't matter if he feels like he "wins" if he dies streaming, because we know he doesn't actually want that. He'll accept it before he'll accept doing anything else for a living because streaming is a dead-end for him, but he doesn't want it. He just happens to also be too lazy, stubborn, and egotistical to do anything about his desire to quit streaming, other than just keep doing what he's doing and wish for something miraculous to happen.

But because he prefers to keeping going and wish for the best, ignoring how stupid that is, Phil can declare himself to have survived, thus far, and also ignore anything that may be on the horizon to force a lifestyle change on him. Thing is, there is plenty that can happen, and is likely to. He's just begging to need a liver transplant one day, for example, and he doesn't have the money for that. He could trip and fall down the stairs and be in the hospital for awhile. And that's just the stuff that I could suggest that won't get me rainbows. There's also Kat divorcing him, his mom finally cutting him off, getting hit with that CT condo deficiency, losing a whale, getting banned from YT, the list is pretty much endless in terms of things that would change his life forever.

And regardless of anything, Phil never recovers from jack fucking shit. He admits YT doesn't pay him as much as Twitch did, the paypigs are holding out on him, and there is no sight of even the possibility of growth in the future. The only thing he manages to do is continue being a presence on the internet, and look how much that has fucked his life up. Look at how stupid you have to be to persist on the web when you have so much telling you to fucking quit. FFS, Lindsay Ellis, who's not exactly a bright pleasant person herself, finally learned her lesson and is probably going to be better off for quitting. For Phil to look at her wise move and think that she "lost" is just bonkers.

I'm not a believer in any deity, but there's definitely such a thing as signs from life itself that what you want isn't healthy, and people like Phil never learn that. Fuck the trolls who will celebrate your departure. What matters is whether your quality of life improves if you stop. Maybe his war with us is just as much of an addiction for him as gacha and booze are...
 
Kat doesn't want anything to do with Phil's streams because last time she was on, trolls tricked Phil into unknowingly bringing up the abusive childhood trauma.

"Kat, do you like movies about demonic possession?"

Now it might be possible that Phil chooses to keep Kat off the stream because of jealousy, but I think it's more likely that she was highly offended that people were making fun of her very personal family problems.
what family problems? now im interested.
 
funniest part about phil to me is that he could honest to god win any time he chooses.

look at how much money he makes.

look at all the debt he got washed away.

the man makes 120k a year. he could win at life any time he fucking chooses to do so.

but he doesn't because he's too stupid to do it. he'd rather waste all the money he gets as soon as he gets it on some fleeting dopamine hits. man spent what? 140$ on food in two days?

give me a year or two with phils income and i'll never have to work again a day in my life. you fucking kidding me? i've lived off 19k a year. that's 101k in the bank. give me two years of that and i'm fucking set.

but he's too stupid to stop and that's the best part.
 
Phil reads enough on here to know that any major change to his lifestyle being forced upon him, no matter what it is, we would enjoy watching it happen, and so we can expect him to feel unst
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He is more of an Immovable Object than any Unstoppable Force. But not Immovable in a resilient way. Immovable in a "should've gotten out a long time ago but now you're stuck here" way
 
what family problems? now im interested.
Kat's highly religious and possibly schizophrenic mom pulled her daughters' hair, hit them, and made them assume the pose of Jesus on the cross when they were bad.

According to the police reports, Kat's mom thought the youngest daughter was processed by a demon. She locked Jenna in a closet with no food, water, or bathroom for over 24 hours. Kat's older sister Chelsea eventually told someone at her school about what was going on and police got involved. This resulted in the kids getting taken away and the mom got charged with child abuse.
 
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fucking delusional, it's like how the ass-kissing elo hell stream also "doesn't exist". Trying so hard to cling to this "I'm not a shill even when I do paid promotions" gimmick. We see this fucking shitty chair every other month when he has to stream at his pc, he bitches about it every other month when he does this, yet he "never got it"
 
DSP sperging out about the amount of "work" he needs to put into eating food delivered to him was one of the best moments in a long time, at least for me. I couldn't stop laughing. Then ontop of that, the flailing about when talking about the failed christmas roast. Like what did you expect, following some "medieval" recipe? Cheers to 2022 my friends. Since it's been awhile and I don't think this is in the new thread, I'll immortalize it again. One of the funniest twitter exchanges I've seen in my life.
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DSP sperging out about the amount of "work" he needs to put into eating food delivered to him was one of the best moments in a long time, at least for me. I couldn't stop laughing. Then ontop of that, the flailing about when talking about the failed christmas roast. Like what did you expect, following some "medieval" recipe? Cheers to 2022 my friends. Since it's been awhile and I don't think this is in the new thread, I'll immortalize it again. One of the funniest twitter exchanges I've seen in my life.
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Phil really don't do witty or banter well does he?
Thx for reposting made me laugh.

And yeah the whole Xmas food thing was golden, would have made my top 11 if had happened before making the list.
 
DSP sperging out about the amount of "work" he needs to put into eating food delivered to him was one of the best moments in a long time, at least for me. I couldn't stop laughing. Then ontop of that, the flailing about when talking about the failed christmas roast. Like what did you expect, following some "medieval" recipe? Cheers to 2022 my friends. Since it's been awhile and I don't think this is in the new thread, I'll immortalize it again. One of the funniest twitter exchanges I've seen in my life.
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And regardless of anything, Phil never recovers from jack fucking shit. He admits YT doesn't pay him as much as Twitch did, the paypigs are holding out on him, and there is no sight of even the possibility of growth in the future. The only thing he manages to do is continue being a presence on the internet, and look how much that has fucked his life up. Look at how stupid you have to be to persist on the web when you have so much telling you to fucking quit. FFS, Lindsay Ellis, who's not exactly a bright pleasant person herself, finally learned her lesson and is probably going to be better off for quitting. For Phil to look at her wise move and think that she "lost" is just bonkers.

hes in a really funny bind where his current income level is not actually benefitting him in any real way since he just burns it all on his addictions but if he steps away and gets help he will probably never even make half as much ever again. everything in his life fucking sucks from the <200 bucks in his bank account to his squatter lifestyle in a middle unit condo he will eventually lose to the fruit loop lady who sham married him in exchange for room and board. if you smooth out all context however he earns six figures, lives in a gated community and has a family.

i find it really fascinating to be honest. the healthiest option he has (getting clean and walking away from all this shit) would probably mean having to accept a humble life as a recovering middle aged addict living within reduced means working fairly unrewarding gig economy/unskilled service sector stuff. its not very appealing at all but his present situation is totally fucked up, he's a deranged sedentary agoraphobe who can't save even half of one percent of his income.
 
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