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Bob would likely conflate Eastern Canada with Blue Coastal Thinker America, and Western Canada (especially Alberta) with Midwestern Wasteland inhabited by backwards Mayoghoulen, because he's that stupid and ignorant.
Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic
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LillWeeb
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Dang time was not kind to him, what with bald 40 something nerds being very angry and confrontational? They have to let everyone know how much thay dislike republicans. There is one at my Local game store and he also reminds me and my friends of moviebob. And we should keep tabs on Adam seesler, could be lolcow/ career cow especially when the xplay nostalgia run out
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I wonder if it's dissatisfaction with their place in life, a kind of mid-life crisis issue.
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Jesus Christ, I remember watching him on G4 and he looked... well... normal. Now he looks like a soyjack version of John Adams (mutton chops for less than nothing for you my dude.) Is this the opoids-to-HFCS pipeline?
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They don't need no education... in Kansas.
At least Willie won't troon out your kids.
"Whitelash retaliation"
Once again, Greenwald warns of government monitoring of citizen's affairs under the guise of counter-terrorism (Greenwald's Substack article). Bobby still thinks it is like TV.
Nutter journo wants to make America in Israel's image.
Covid.
The admin official is right. Precious health-care resources should not be given casually just because Twitter tell you to. Health care facilities all over the world are fighting for N95 masks, and these must not be handed freely to basement dwellers because you wants to "support people who do the right thing".
The reason Bobby's penis is erect over "Tennessee Valleying":
Bergoglio cautions people of the danger of denying and rewriting history, and "cancelling identity under the guise of defending diversity" (Archive of Reuters article)
Land Back. Pay attention to the Haz's screencap:
I don't think you can "destroy" something that has already been pulverized.
Bobby identifies another non-person:
I don't know what this is about or where to put it:
Transsexual bullshit:
More fallout about that tweet about Bobby's niece. Bobby's big brained cronies think the tweeter was either a Bernie Bro or someone masquerading as one:
Eternals bullshit:
I find it a boring scene that should be straight into the dumpster, even in a much shorter movie. You be the judge.
In case anyone remembers what The Oscars is. Oh, TeamImpossible hates Sesame Street.
More about that Lego-Cthulu thing:
Star Wars.
"Kat Blaque" (Matthew Wilkins) is an attention-whore troon who has his own KF thread. I have no idea how he got his blue tick.
Dob Chipman
I suspect the "wrong reasons" would turn out to be very right reasons for Bobby.
At least Willie won't troon out your kids.
"Whitelash retaliation"
Once again, Greenwald warns of government monitoring of citizen's affairs under the guise of counter-terrorism (Greenwald's Substack article). Bobby still thinks it is like TV.
Nutter journo wants to make America in Israel's image.
Covid.
The admin official is right. Precious health-care resources should not be given casually just because Twitter tell you to. Health care facilities all over the world are fighting for N95 masks, and these must not be handed freely to basement dwellers because you wants to "support people who do the right thing".
The reason Bobby's penis is erect over "Tennessee Valleying":
Bergoglio cautions people of the danger of denying and rewriting history, and "cancelling identity under the guise of defending diversity" (Archive of Reuters article)
Land Back. Pay attention to the Haz's screencap:
I don't think you can "destroy" something that has already been pulverized.
Bobby identifies another non-person:
I don't know what this is about or where to put it:
Transsexual bullshit:
More fallout about that tweet about Bobby's niece. Bobby's big brained cronies think the tweeter was either a Bernie Bro or someone masquerading as one:
Eternals bullshit:
I find it a boring scene that should be straight into the dumpster, even in a much shorter movie. You be the judge.
In case anyone remembers what The Oscars is. Oh, TeamImpossible hates Sesame Street.
More about that Lego-Cthulu thing:
Star Wars.
"Kat Blaque" (Matthew Wilkins) is an attention-whore troon who has his own KF thread. I have no idea how he got his blue tick.
Dob Chipman
I suspect the "wrong reasons" would turn out to be very right reasons for Bobby.
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I'm surprised Kansas has such a high bar for substitute teachers. Its basically just babysitting.
Also, Female Zorro reboot? Bob assumes it becomes a telenovella. Because I guess if Zorro is a woman it has to change genre, no woman in an action adventure series. Granted I want a Zorro reboot like I want a hole in my head.
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Sessler is definitely the one who devolved, because he's the one who actually had someplace to devolve from. He's also probably on drugs now, so at least he has that excuse.
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MovieBob fantasising about being able to waterboard people. I can't remember whether he's ever expressed a delight that he could personally torture people rather than just standard violence but I'm guessing he probably has.
And I see that his retarded idea at destroying Americas ecosystem by reintroducing fucking mammoths and such is still rattling around in his brain.
Probably because its the only futurist idea that he feels he can claim ownership too since the rest of his ideas of the future are science fantasy courtesy of television.
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Reminder: The only reason we know Robert’s niece is overweight and autistic is that her parents, Christopher and Sarah Chipman, made it extremely public — as did Robert. Their primary responsibility to this child is to shield her from potential harm and they have failed spectacularly. Chris was motivated to do so as a marketing tactic for his multiple e-begging campaigns. His children would be better off as wards of the state.
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The only type of grimdark stories I hate, are the badly written ones that try too hard to be gloom and doom, only to feel annoyed in the end.
Grimdark is a really hard genre to pull off correctly IMO. The grimdark stories that stood out to me the most, were Warhammer 40K, Berserk and Goblin Slayer. But knowing schmucks like MovieBlob, he lumps good grimdark stories with the bad ones. To him, he like pastel colored slop spoon fed to him by Disney, Marvel and whatnot.
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Oh, no, all those drugs he took to get through cons have burned out his brain and now he thinks he's Stan Rogers. If he starts butchering "MacDonnell on the Heights" I am getting a bludgeon.Oh... shit. Moviebob's already been cloned.
Does anyone want to explain to me what Xplay 2.0 here has that Revision3 didn't? Because I don't recall that going so well.
I have said manys a time I work in education, in the ideal got-our-shit-together Canada. All I have to say is: That high?They don't need no education... in Kansas.
I am reasonably sure some districts don't even have literacy requirements for subs.
Magical: Standing alone in a corpo wasteland... wearing a mask.
Someone call O'Brien, I think we got a new picture of the future.
I don't know if it was just an abbreviation or intentional but good job on the filename, BTW. Dis indeed.
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Oh dear God, Bobert the stupid is stupid.
That's not how Eucharist/Communion works, that's not how Papism works (the pope, try as he might, cannot ban a filthy Lutheran such as myself from Heaven), that's not how Catholicism works, and that's not how Salvation works. Even if the Pope excommunicated any given Catholic, that person can just go get their "jesus-crackers" somewhere else, like a United Church. Besides, it's not the Pope that bans people from Heaven, bobby, it's the consequences of their own actions (unrepentant sin). He can ban them from being a Catholic, but that's not at all the same as "Cancelling" them from "the Good Place".
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Moviebob reminds me of Jafar from Disney's Aladdin. Moviebob so desperately wants to be genie PHENOMINAL COSMIC POWER, but he has to content with itty-bitty living space. In Bob's case, I hope his lamp is buried beep underground and confined to the square millimeters' worth of living quarters for all eternity.
Moviebob should know a few things about bending the knee to AOC. He's already on both, AND he's walking on the palms of his hands hoping to live the rest of his life as AOC's bitch.
Calling Moviebob a COVIDiot at this point is an insult to the word idiot.
Fuck you, Bob!
More support for forced relocation? Nazibob strikes again!
Moviebob: "'Cancel Culture' isn't real."
Also Moviebob: Frequently says "you're not a person" to those who call out his bullshit.
Once again, Moviebob preaches something he refuses to practice.
Openly racist film critic is too stupid to either realize or admit that he's a literal racist:
Um, no.
Just to give you an idea that Moviebob's memory is inferior to than that of a goldfish, I present to you this blurb from 2018 (a philosophy to which Bob still adheres):
"But you can't be a racist if you consider racism against whites acceptable, funny, and harmless." Bullshit!
In regards to Serbian tennis player Novak Djokovic, you can call me crazy, but being a shitty film critic (and an even shittier humanoid) doesn't entitle Moviebob to dictate medical advice to professional athletes:
Yeah, because if there's any pro-sport in which its participants are required to get up in each other's face multiple times per minute, it's tennis.
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Like most fedora atheist Moviebob has no idea how Christianity works let a lone salvation. I know he is from a (catholic background, but a lot of Catholics especially lapsed Catholics have no idea about any protestant view on theology, and think all protestants are all Lutherans.) Everything he picked up from Christianity was the stuff that managed to seep into his head from when he was a kid, or cultural osmosis, what the media thinks Christianity is.
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Anti-Christians (let's stop calling them "atheists" OK?) don't know what they are against.
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Or better yet, tell Bob that he needs to cool it with being a prick on Twitter, because his toxicity makes the whole family look bad.
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I love that for all Bob's fedora-tippin' he seems to desperately wish for a vengeful god. Like listen to how Blobert talks about Covid and the man seems to be jerking himself off, imagining it wiping out all the maga country heathens.
Methinks that people who are the most enamored with the idea are probably the people who would regret it the most.
"Are the gods not just?"
"Oh no, child. What would become us if they were?"
-Till We Have Faces, CS Lewis
Methinks that people who are the most enamored with the idea are probably the people who would regret it the most.
"Are the gods not just?"
"Oh no, child. What would become us if they were?"
-Till We Have Faces, CS Lewis
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No mention of Sin City?
I like pulp films, and while the premise of a female led Zorro sounds like current year wokeshit, I like Robert Rodriguez and wokescoldes don't. I hope it's good.
Why does Bob feel the need to comment if he has nothing to say? No one cares you don't have an opinion on something.Dob Chipman
To answer your question
The answer is yes, but he'd be disappointed because there's no lesbians in it.
For boomers like Bob, Totally Spies was not "a parody of spy movies". It was a super spy cartoon played straight. You have three teenage girl stereotypes. A valley girl, a smart girl, and an athletic girl. They'd have to stop Blofeld esc super villains while also having to deal with high school life like finding a boyfriend or preparing for a maths test.
It's reputation as a fetish show comes from every other episode having some oddly specific thing happen to them. Like they get mind controlled, turned into animal people, or eat poisoned cookies that make them fat. They also get tied up a lot. You can see how coomers of a certain age would have fond memories of it.
Talking with some people I know who loved the original show, no one has any real hope for the new series. There's no way the kind of things they got away with back then would be acceptable in current year. Even if we ignore the coomer side, I predict it will be quippy and "ironic" just like every other shitty reboot. I won't surprised if they try to make a character gay or trans (probably Jerry, because he's the only recurring character I remember who wasn't always trying to get a date).
Adding this because it's funny and I'll never get to post it otherwise.
Home? Didn't he say he hated Kirby for being too childish and only found the games likeable as an adult?
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Cocaine is a hell of a drug.
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Why does not believing in Christ automatically make me anti-Christian? And what am I up against?
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