Crossover Ethan Ralph vs Andy Warski - Ethan burns yet another bridge. Final Update 01/22/2022

[Easterling]

gotta love a good slap fight, suprised this didnt happen sooner when warski was staying with PPP last year

 

[An automatic clown]

I think Ethan has gone from resenting his dad to appreciating him. He is following in his footsteps now. Once he abandons his second child to drink/gamble he will have almost completed his total transformation into Ronnie Ralph.

He’s already got the crappy truck like Ronnie but unlike Ronnie he probably won’t be able to own his own crack shack to crumble around him as his liver shuts down, nor even have some fellow alcoholics hold a wake for him at a bar. He’s not even going to reach the low bar in life achievement set by Daddy.

Every time I see the name "Ronnie Ralph" typed out I think of that scene from Grand Theft Auto Vice City where Tommy finds out the black dudes name is Lance Vance.
"Lance Vance. Poor bastard."

 

[Instapot]

It would be hilarious if Ralph scalps kyler and pays him $20-40 a night. I really want to see things escalate and not all these cowardly twitter takes from the both of them.

 

[Tommy's Mom]

Andy said on Flamanco's stream he won't fight for less than $25k and Ralph has clearly heard that clip by now.

 

[AncientPhosphur]

Call me a skeptic...on second thought don't...but is this all a work?? It will only serve to temporarily pump up both of their anemic viewing numbers. After all, January is the slowest month for "creators" so it is also when the drama is highest.

This is Ethan Ralph we’re talking about. He can’t take a light joke without setting a bridge afire. Ralph couldn’t even handle Rekieta laughing at a shart

 

[NynchLiggers]

Warski won't fight the gunt and/or is asking an exorbitant amount he knows Ralph won't fork over because the last time he got pressed by the Ralphamale in Miami he curled up into a little ball and started screaming for help and crying like a little bitch. Going toe to toe with him was quite possibly the scariest moment in his life.

The footage was pretty cringy. Imagine being scared of a 5,1 blob with black toes. Really shameful.

 

[FuzzMushr00m]

This is 100% gay unless warski drops a real deets nuke, possibly with the infamous coach kino 4K ultra HD Knoxville drone footage

 

[ulsterscotsman]

Just like he bragged about his son before the child was even born and has yet to take responsibility for him or contribute a penny to his care. It’s the wigger way and Ralph’s established pattern.

Plus he told Faith that he was ok with her aborting Xander when they split.

 

[Insanely Retarded]

he desperately doesnt want a dadddy noooo meme from donga to catch on so he has to pretend his abusive dad is based, and tbf if hes abusing the gunt and psychologically alogging/scarring him at that young an age id have to agree with ralph that ronnie is indeed pretty based for making his lil piglet squeal in abject agony constantly.

TBH I'm surprised no one has made an edit of Ralph screaming "daddy no" in Knoxville with the DM saying no one has hurt him as much as his father.

I doubt this is a work though, but just like Randbot Warski knows that he better keep the door open in case he ever needs to come crawling back like he did after Ralph thoroughly humiliated him in Miami and after he had to abandon his belongings in the middle of the night to catch a bus to Failure because he was scared of Ralph.
Damn it Warski, stop being so pathetic and drop the shit you've been threatening to drop.

Besides I doubt he has much, AGLuck already talked about Ralph getting whores in Miami, about him being blackout drunk the entire time (and shared the picture of the beached whale), I doubt Warski has anything much more than that. Other than confirming that Ralph loses his mind behind the scenes for every single slight and orders his capos to cease contact/attack whoever he is bitching about. I'd be happy if the retard proves me wrong though.

 

[The First Fag]

PPP would literally rape him and he knows it, of course he wouldn't agree to that.

Imagining based PPP beating the shit out of him then mounting him like all the boys in prison did and screaming "TIME FOR A LESSON IN THE DANGERS OF THINLY-VEILED HOMOSEXUALITY!" as he tears Ralph's anus apart with Ralph squealing like a pig is fucking hilarious. It might be one time I would condone such actions. The content must flow.

oh thats another thing he acts like organizing a fucking bowling tournament is some feather in his cap, fucking granny dolores can organize a league night and he hasnt even had the foresight to wait until after it goes off to brag about it incase something happens with varying degrees of it being his fault to turn it into a shitshow. what if some crazed alog just assaults dax or ralph and teabags him? is he going to keep bragging about running league night?

It sounds so tempting. I would pay money to see the footage of some sped Superman-punching Ralph then teabagging him. Even better if it was Blacked Alaska or Coach.

Regardless it’s been made pretty clear to Ethan by a UFC woman (I forget her name now) that no one in the industry will touch the “internet drama between small time creators and literal “who?”s” circle because of the monumental loss of money, credibility, and time that the Warski vs Tonka was. He tried to tag her into an argument between him and someone else during a Twitter fight (I think it was PPP he was trying to fight after the Masterson simp texts) and she laughed in Ethan’s face and he called her manly. God damn I wish I could remember her name/find that sperg out again (Tara something?). But she made it abundantly clear that no one with any shred of credibility is going to arrange a fight due to the amount of bullshit they had to put up with in Warski v Tonka. It was pretty glorious. And Ethan burned that bridge as well haha.

Anyways, all this “I’ll fite u!!” “No! Ill fite u!!” Is empty bullshit and everyone knows it Bc their one and only ufc contact blew Ethan out publicly and told him to quit with the bullshit. Anytime one of these shit talks about a money fight they’re basically pulling a Tonka, making threats they have no way to keep and no intention of following through on. Though they’re smarter than Tonka as they’ve got themselves a build in back door (lol) to get out of the fight. Warski is the only one that walked away from the whole fiasco and fallout with any credibility tbh.

Edit: This is the quality you can expect if these two retards go at it. Which they obviously won’t.

Dongatribe fucked up so hard that now we can't get such glorious content. Thanks Donga you crippled failure.

Disaster implies something happened, more a wet fart of a campaign.

Tara larosa




I think Andy is probably going to just shoot ralph

He should bring a Marlin Model 1895SBL. Failing that, a Barrett. 50.

The fatty tissue will direct the bullet away from vital areas. Andy should shoot him a bunch of times and reload just to be sure.

Get a big gun. Or hit him with your own car for sweet irony points.

That was before Ethan Ralph went from host to self-inflated main event. He takes himself WAY too fucking seriously to let anything go, ever — let alone laugh at himself. The only thing thin about Ralph is his skin and skin that thin can’t survive IBS.

It's safe to say now he's having a better fall from grace arc than Mundanefat, Dongatribe, and even Joachim. Speaking of retards, does anyone have any archives of /byr/? I've tried looking.

This is Ethan Ralph we’re talking about. He can’t take a light joke without setting a bridge afire. Ralph couldn’t even handle Rekieta laughing at a shart

I bet he keeps kerosene in his Guntmobile anytime he has to go over a bridge.

 

[MeganDodgedABullet]

I can't believe CRP and Donga haven't piped up yet - let's bring out every tard from the Knoxville/Miami fiasco. Those were fun times...

 

[Ralph Barnhardt]

This is 100% gay unless warski drops a real deets nuke, possibly with the infamous coach kino 4K ultra HD Knoxville drone footage

I'm getting a sneaking suspicion that this is gonna be as much of a fizzle out as when Failure walked out on Tonka, threatening a tell all, and will be as equally gay.

 

[verissimus]

I can't believe CRP and Donga haven't piped up yet - let's bring out every tard from the Knoxville/Miami fiasco. Those were fun times...

I'm sure they will soon enough.

 

[Lobster Cult High Priest]

Who are the people that are so low iq that they want to hear a mouthbreater talk about the news? The same paypiggies also questioned why Warski were hanging out with "bad" people like Kraut and PPP. Like really? This is the same Warski that has been associating with Ethan Ralph for fucking years. Regardless what you think of those two jokers they are not on the same level as Ethan Ralph.

To be fair tons of people are fans of Frankie McDonald giving his weather reports.

But then again those are massively more entertaining than Warski stuttering about the Jews (despite being a Sephardic Jew himself)

To answer the question about the quality of fans. Dingo and Rand are the answer.

 

[MediocreMilt]

Someone somewhere would allow it, you would just need to find the right commission and venue. That's if you want it to be completely above board.

An ex-bareknuckle boxing champion and an amateur boxer who was his internet troll had a BKB fight in a gym near me and filmed it. Don't think it was technically legal, but who exactly is going to prosecute you for it?

Unless you are caught in the act, which is highly unlikely, then noone is going to retrospectively prosecute unless there is a complaint filed by someone in the ring.

So yeah, a crowdfund would absolutely work and then just set up in some rundown gym and give them a few K to keep them sweet. Livestream it, maybe a few spectators. Wouldn't be hard.

I might be remembering wrong, but wasn't part of the reason for going official with Knoxville so that Donga would have to submit bloodwork proving he didn't have AIDS?

 

[Mr E. Grifter]

I might be remembering wrong, but wasn't part of the reason for going official with Knoxville so that Donga would have to submit bloodwork proving he didn't have AIDS?

IIRC after Donga did his whole "never step to a real man" schtick with Andy, and Andy actually called his bluff, Donga was imposing conditions for the fight - that it needed to be sanctioned etc - clearly hoping that it would just go away and he could continue his tough guy routine.

The AIDs part was funny though.

 

[David Brown]

Someone somewhere would allow it, you would just need to find the right commission and venue. That's if you want it to be completely above board.

An ex-bareknuckle boxing champion and an amateur boxer who was his internet troll had a BKB fight in a gym near me and filmed it. Don't think it was technically legal, but who exactly is going to prosecute you for it?

Unless you are caught in the act, which is highly unlikely, then noone is going to retrospectively prosecute unless there is a complaint filed by someone in the ring.

So yeah, a crowdfund would absolutely work and then just set up in some rundown gym and give them a few K to keep them sweet. Livestream it, maybe a few spectators. Wouldn't be hard.

A logs and weens absolutely would report it if they tried to livestream an illegal fight though. Hell, one of the fighters might do it themselves. It would give them both the perfect excuse to not do it. That's part of the problem with these "fite me irl" shitfits, both sides have basically unlimited ways to get out of actually doing it, so naturally it will never happen. Lowtax getting his ass kicked by Uwe Boll is the best we'll ever get, sadly.

 

[Fannyscum]

Ralph is proud of himself for making fun of Warki's aborted baby:

Tweet | Archive

Ralph thinks a blockchain is a list of his twitter enemies but he's so proud of his tweet he's going to sell it as an NFT despite his crippling incompetence:

Tweet | Archive

Nastiness levels over 9000:

Tweet | Archive

If I had to think about it it was YOU who chased away all of YOUR friends:

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Edit: Still going. You can almost hear the forced laughter:

Tweet | Archive

 

[Harshed Mellow]

Ah, this reminds me of the time that one dude from the dick show and I think Asterios got together to fight. It wasn't much to look at but when there's a will, there's a way.

I cannot fathom anyone actually being afraid of Ethan Ralph, the heck Andy.

 

[Atomic Ant]

i'd have to assume this is a work, Warski has no work ethic and this will be abandoned soon, Ralph probably has way more blackmail on him than anyone outside of CRP.

A work? Seriously? Can you name a single time that this fat pathetic retard had a beef with anyone that was just a work? I'm talking about an actual work. Not a shoot where they made up later and pretended it was a work. Show me one time in Ralph's entire life that he put his emotions aside and did an honest to goodness work with a co-host.

Each and every time this has ever happened the vitriol has been 100% real, because Ralph is a faggoty emotional disaster who can never hold in his feelings under any circumstances. The man is not capable of a work. He's too stupid and too weak to execute a work. He earnestly means all the nasty, unhinged shit he says.