Tess Holliday / Ryann Maegen Hoven - Beached Landwhale model, Body positive and social justice snacktivist, and gigantic fraud

[We're All Going To Hell]

Is it the same and just republished? I wondered if maybe it was timed with the HBO thing and there was nothing else to talk about with her. It says it's an “essay” written by Tess, and the date is this year
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Ahhh this must have been what triggered Alan Roberts rant about her again today. He hasn't said too too much besides his typical social media Tess Lizzo normal shit but he made a video about her specifically today and her bitching about her "starving"

 

[Water-T]

I would say she needs to have her credentials reviewed but blah blah blah diversity, equity, and inclusion blah blah blah every BODY welcome blah blah blah means she’ll never actually get held accountable for her dangerous “advice.”

I'm sure the reason she hasn't been called out yet on her quackery is because she's woman in a wheelchair. I would not be surprised if that's a con as well.

 

[ZeeMarin]

How does Tess have a dietician she’s never seen in meat-space?

 

[mister butafuco]

So someone spent years training to be a dietician, only to say, 'eat what your body likes, it knows what it's doing...'?

 

[Water-T]

How does Tess have a dietician she’s never seen in meat-space?

She shells out $20 a month so she can claim that she has a certified dietician that told her it's healthy to eat half the breakfast menu at Starbucks every morning and a pint of Jeni's before bed.

 

[blue gopher snakes]

How can I get enough food in a woke way?

I swear to God this comment within that dietician’s Instagram dump is going to keep me up tonight. Is it meant to be mocking? It it a bot pretending to be a human? Is it, dear Lord please no, sincere!?!?

This is probably completely off base but it somehow reminds me of “I have no mouth and I must scream“, the title/phrase has a cadence that reminds me of the comment. Or those weird music videos by Jack Stauber. Somehow almost normal and yet also lunacy. Claiming to have anorexia and yet also weighing 500 pounds. Clown. World.

Also why is Tess soOOOOoo tired she can’t be bothered to put her son to bed, which is arguably and demonstrably less effort than forcing him to engage in the food aggression Thunderdome with her? Doesn’t she have two whole entire coparents who are totally real and not in any way made up for HBO propaganda against the nuclear family? I guarantee you that Bowie is responding the usual way kids do to a total lack of consistent discipline i.e. tantrums. That’s what she means. She doesn’t want to hear him whine and lets him stay awake to eat shit tier novelty Pringles, and he gets a neat little lesson that tantrums do in fact get you what you wanted. Poor kid. He’s gonna have a really hard time making friends his age.

 

[Water-T]

Also why is Tess soOOOOoo tired she can’t be bothered to put her son to bed,

Give Tess a break! It must be exhausting to roll around on the floor for IG photo ops, spend hours eye-fucking herself, and then slamming down a pint of Jeni's before Bowie notices and asks for a scoop! WHOTTA MAWM!

 

[NoReturn]

I've just spent an embarrassing amount of time looking through Tess' “dieticians” page, and holy fuck, she's a loon.
Spoilering to save space, attachments added in no particular order. There's so much insanity I had trouble narrowing it down to just a few. I almost can't believe she's serious.

Spoiler: Megadump of idiocies

Eat, then eat some more. Your body will magically dispose of the extra calories you consumed by doubling up on meals
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Tess and her tubs of icecream were happy to read this

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This is where Tess gets her insistance of Anorexia Nervosa as her diagnosis. Right here in writing. Atypical is the same as AN, the DSM is fatphobic.

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Dieting and famine are the same. Restrictive thoughts about food are the same as actually restricting food. Thinking about not eating will make you overeat, because your body will think it's experiencing famine, but it's a good thing and your body knows what it's doing

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Eat whatever you want and your body will deal with it. Check the bottom comment though, it's almost like they're thinking they should be overeating rubbish to eat properly

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Wtf do you eat then?

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Moderation is bad. If you ate donuts all day then felt sick, it's because of judgmental thoughts, not fat and sugar overload

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Eat all the things. All of them. It doesn't matter, as long as you eat enough of this word salad.

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This stuff is so gross. Thank you for finding it.

Tangent - Bowie has done another taste test. Riley's there too, off camera, and it's like Tess is trying to get him to talk. She reefs a brush through Bowies hair, now I know why it looks so damaged. Tess says in the post she was tired and a bit cranky: she was a bitch and on the verge of crazy eyes. Poor Rylee, I wouldn't live with her either if that's the best she can do. Imagine the shit without a camera rolling.
*Dietician approved pizza pringles, recommended for fakerexics who admit they are not sharing the rest.

If she was really going to respect Rylee, she wouldn't bring him up like this, it's just a guilt-trip.

 

[Oscar Winner]

I swear to God this comment within that dietician’s Instagram dump is going to keep me up tonight. Is it meant to be mocking? It it a bot pretending to be a human? Is it, dear Lord please no, sincere!?!?

This is probably completely off base but it somehow reminds me of “I have no mouth and I must scream“, the title/phrase has a cadence that reminds me of the comment. Or those weird music videos by Jack Stauber. Somehow almost normal and yet also lunacy. Claiming to have anorexia and yet also weighing 500 pounds. Clown. World.

That comment was the main reason I capped that particular post. I can't explain it either, but I also found it profoundly disturbing somehow. Like a gut reaction before it even registered properly in my brain.
I can't imagine the level of damage that womans misinformation has caused. The commenter sounds like she's eating reasonably, yet thinks she should be following this ridiculous advice, and is somehow doing herself a level of harm because her cravings are not sugar and fat laden garbage.
Reading through hundreds of comments on Tess' post, there were countless people self diagnosing Anorexia. Not binge eating, emotional comfort eating, not even disordered eating. Even thoughts of “I shouldn't eat that” is now considered restriction, even if they eat it anyway and are obviously large. Now they're believing they too are anorexic, just for having that thought.
May as well throw the whole DSM5 out the window, because once again, as has happened many times with Tess, words have lost their meaning. She is absolutely delusional, and it's alarming just how many of her followers truly, blindly believe, and have bought into her delusion for themselves.
How can it be more obviously untrue when she's gotten considerably larger in the time since she claimed she's anorexic?
I would love to know if Anna Sweeney is still licensed to practice as a dietitian. She shouldn't be working with anyone, eating disordered or not. She has disclaimers on a lot of her posts, as well as this one of 3 or 4 pages. Absolutely questionable ethics and morals though, as others have mentioned.

 

[Crepidodera fulvicornis]

How can it be more obviously untrue when she's gotten considerably larger in the time since she claimed she's anorexic?

She’s in recovery, remember?

However, when she announced that, she said that Ana was the reason for her gain, so there’s that.

 

[FuckDuckSeagull]

Honestly, if she had said that she was malnourished it wouldn't be so disgusting. Her saying she is STARVING while being super morbidly obese, when there are children and babies withering away, is ona whole other level of sick shit. I didn't think it was possible for me to loathe this bitch more, but here we are.

 

[TastyColours]

You know, when we live in a world where the words "female, girl, and woman" no longer have meaning, it isn't surprising that anorexia means "fatty-fatty-two-by-four" anymore.

 

[taintmisbehavin]

80$ worth of McDonald's for 3 adults???

So let me get this straight: the haters are wrong because Tess didn’t become a fat ass on Big Macs (it’s pink champagne cakes, duh). Then Tess and My Little Fatty decide to really stick it to everyone by eating Big Macs on camera? Being anorexic looks so exhausting.

 

[multiverse]

Tess is thrilled that her feeder has finally gifted her another small, tacky, out of season designer bag. Envy her! (Shit, girl, can he not afford a Neverfull?)


BTW, this is a mini crossbody bag. There is no way she can fit it over one of her ham hocks. And this this apparently wasn't very popular, because there are very few on the resale market - and that's the only way to buy them, because Vuitton doesn't sell them any more.



Edit: sorry, Vuitton does still seem it, but that shit is buried deep on their site. Gorls, it's a miniature men's bag.

 

[Crepidodera fulvicornis]

Why’s everything she’s gifted/buys so expensive
Plz tell me it is expensive, and not everyday normies money
It’s still ugly — ska-inspired, lol, — but dear lord.

 

[FarmerKhourtney]

I mean if I had to pick a poison it would be pink cakes over Big Macs but what difference does it make ? That’s such a stupid ass flex

 

[maggots]

She may not have ever had a Big Mac but she’s shown plenty of giant burgers with cheese fries as well as my favorite video from last Mother’s Day where she bitched about her McDonald’s being cold because Bowie was a bit too needy that morning.

Bonus Mother's Day content:
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Don't eat and talk at the same time you disgusting, fat, asshole!

 

[T0oCoolFool]

I wonder if Tess's luxury purses are even authentic. Replica bags have exploded in popularity over the years. You can browse /r/RepLadies and see women being extremely autistic about finding rep purses and bags that are identical to real deal. Hell, it's an open secret that a lot of influencers don't buy real luxury items. Why spend $3,000+ on a bag when you could buy a very convincing fake one for $300?

 

[Gunt Grease]

Tess is thrilled that her feeder has finally gifted her another small, tacky, out of season designer bag. Envy her! (Shit, girl, can he not afford a Neverfull?)
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BTW, this is a mini crossbody bag. There is no way she can fit it over one of her ham hocks. And this this apparently wasn't very popular, because there are very few on the resale market - and that's the only way to buy them, because Vuitton doesn't sell them any more.
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Edit: sorry, Vuitton does still seem it, but that shit is buried deep on their site. Gorls, it's a miniature men's bag.
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If it is from a John, how likely is it that the John just regifted her one of his bags that he doesn't use anymore?

Most women splurge on a recognized bag for their first from a lux brand. The fact that it's so unknown and a MAN'S bag doesn't fill me with much hope that it comes from a John who values her.

Tess gets off on being "attractive", a big part of that is being super feminine so getting a man bag just implies that either this John doesn't know her or (most likely) he's throwing her some Pitty Bucks so that she'll feel important and not bother him

 

[TrainWreckSpotter]

I can't BELIEVE that NATIONAL NEWS outlets are reporting on Tess' "anorexia."

https://www.today.com/health/essay/tess-holliday-was-shocked-everyone-learned-anorexia-rcna11912