Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

How will Bob react to seeing the Mario film?


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I do like how Bob claims that he is global, and not limited by borders, when he's been living in the same basic area, in the same state, in the same country, for his entire life.
Bob says he is global even though most nations would bar him entry due to him constantly promoting the genocide of his fellow countrymen on social media. That is something Bob does not understand, most countries now when OKing a visa will look at said persons online footprint to see is they are a persona non grata. The only global thing about Bob is his body shape.
 
"Your party is on the virus's side":
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To further the firefighting metaphor: I expect you to put out the fire with water or foam; I don't expect you to put out the fire with piss.

Biden is so demented nowadays that he admits that he doesn't know the GOP's agenda. The public are outrage about climate change and human right damit!
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Joe Manchin:
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At least it is not Bostonians.

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This Barca is getting prominent in Bobby's retweets and replies.

Even his Angels are more based than Bobby himself.
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No, elected critters are our moral arbitrators. We must follow every rule they set or else.

Luke has PTSD after learning that men verbally abuses chat bots. Apparently he cares about the sexual well-being of sentient AIs.
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Elon Musk:
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Garfield is not real.


LGBTP bullshit. Strange that Bobby would stan for something "vs The Machines".
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More shows for 41-year-old children:
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I love Women on the Verge of a Nervous Breakdown, but I don't have hopes for the series. For one thing Almodóvar has become grim and navel-gazing; his recent attempts at humor (such as that film about air stewards) was cringe.

Dob Chipman:
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Bobby's hatred for Jared Leto knows no bounds:
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"China loves water movies":
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Bobby digs up someone's old tweets to "pwn" him:
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Yes it was him and Bezmenov Was Right.
 
Ever notice how Bob doesn't actually reply to statements for his "owns"? He deflects to something else. Take that first tweet: "Biden promised to stop the virus, but he didn't even come close." Bob's retort? "YOUR SIDE like the virus!"

That's not a response. The statement was "Biden promised to X, but he failed, and X remains undone." Bob's answer is essentially "BUT, REPUBLICANS..."
 
Reminder they oversample Dems, cherrypick for supportive choices, and likely rework the questions they make it sound more palatable too. This is with at least three filtrations too.
There are lies, damned lies, and statistics.

There was a poll that had the question, "Do you think with hard work a black person can accomplish their goals?"


If you said yes, you were marked as a racist, because you didn't think the system was pounding black people into the dust so badly that they can't succeed.

Try not to think about it too hard.
 
Ever notice how Bob doesn't actually reply to statements for his "owns"? He deflects to something else. Take that first tweet: "Biden promised to stop the virus, but he didn't even come close." Bob's retort? "YOUR SIDE like the virus!"

That's not a response. The statement was "Biden promised to X, but he failed, and X remains undone." Bob's answer is essentially "BUT, REPUBLICANS..."
The only people who care about Bob’s posts are us and the handful of people who, for some reason, like him. He knows his fans will love him for “Speaking truth to power” and we’ll call him a fat retarded virgin no matter what he posts, so why make an effort.
 
More shows for 41-year-old children:
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This is so utterly pathetic it actually fills me with revulsion and I don't believe for a second that this is part of some gag. This is the same man who publicly stated that he bolted upright and pointed at the screen when a Gummi Bears refence popped up in the new Duck Tales show. This is like the written version of the WingsOfRedemption puppy whine. No grown man should ever imply that he had given up all hope until it was announced that a 39 year old show, that stopped airing in 1987 when Bob was 6, was getting a reboot on goddamned Apple TV+.
 
This is so utterly pathetic it actually fills me with revulsion and I don't believe for a second that this is part of some gag. This is the same man who publicly stated that he bolted upright and pointed at the screen when a Gummi Bears refence popped up in the new Duck Tales show. This is like the written version of the WingsOfRedemption puppy whine. No grown man should ever imply that he had given up all hope until it was announced that a 39 year old show, that stopped airing in 1987 when Bob was 6, was getting a reboot on goddamned Apple TV+.
I agree. These people are supposedly grown adults. The Peter Pan syndrome is getting absolutely disgusting. I'm starting to think work camps to harden some of these soyboys up might not be a bad idea ta this point. A little hard labor might do these soft, weak, crayon eating speds who peaked at age 8 some good.
 
"Your party is on the virus's side":
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To further the firefighting metaphor: I expect you to put out the fire with water or foam; I don't expect you to put out the fire with piss.
Right off the bat, I score an "Obvious TOS Violation" point on my Moviebob Bingo card!



Biden is so demented nowadays that he admits that he doesn't know the GOP's agenda. The public are outrage about climate change and human right damit!
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If Moviebob actually followed his own advice here, his Twitter feed would only have about 25,000 tweets.



I have three letters to address toward David Rothkoph and to Moviebob:
GFY.



Joe Manchin:
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At least it is not Bostonians.
At least it's not Moviebob of Dumbfuckistan.



English tranlsation: "End the fliibuster until Democrats can use it to obstruct all other parties."



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This Barca is getting prominent in Bobby's retweets and replies.
The he desperately needs to walk away from the dark side.



Even his Angels are more based than Bobby himself.
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Bob must have been confused by this. You'd think Bob would have tweeted MidAgedQueer2 instead of RoseOfWindsong. Think about it: Moviebob is blindly loyal to the Democratic Party, and yet ROW objected to a pro-Democrat post by MAQ2.

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No, elected critters are our moral arbitrators. We must follow every rule they set or else.
Bob must also have been confused by this one as well. Moviebob being a Democrat loyalist should come as know surprise because he's a massiv ASS kisser [rimshot]!

I'll see myself out.



Luke has PTSD after learning that men verbally abuses chat bots. Apparently he cares about the sexual well-being of sentient AIs.
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If you can logic anything out, then you're not a Moviebob.



Moviebob: "Yay, Corporatism!"


Nor is Moviebob's humanity.



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Eh. I'd've been more eager for a Fraggle Rock revival if Jim Henson were still alive today. Henson was (and still is) a friggin' genius!



Bob says anti-war message against criminal activity (including Antifa and BL[DR]M) and eugenics is actualy pro-war:
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Since when has Moviebob given any fraction of a damn about America's homeless population? Last I knew, America's destitute population isn't doing anything to directly improve Moviebob's (and only Moviebob's) quality of life...
 
Right off the bat, I score an "Obvious TOS Violation" point on my Moviebob Bingo card!




If Moviebob actually followed his own advice here, his Twitter feed would only have about 25,000 tweets.




I have three letters to address toward David Rothkoph and to Moviebob:
GFY.




At least it's not Moviebob of Dumbfuckistan.




English tranlsation: "End the fliibuster until Democrats can use it to obstruct all other parties."




The he desperately needs to walk away from the dark side.




Bob must have been confused by this. You'd think Bob would have tweeted MidAgedQueer2 instead of RoseOfWindsong. Think about it: Moviebob is blindly loyal to the Democratic Party, and yet ROW objected to a pro-Democrat post by MAQ2.


Bob must also have been confused by this one as well. Moviebob being a Democrat loyalist should come as know surprise because he's a massiv ASS kisser [rimshot]!

I'll see myself out.




If you can logic anything out, then you're not a Moviebob.




Moviebob: "Yay, Corporatism!"



Nor is Moviebob's humanity.




Eh. I'd've been more eager for a Fraggle Rock revival if Jim Henson were still alive today. Henson was (and still is) a friggin' genius!



Bob says anti-war message against criminal activity (including Antifa and BL[DR]M) and eugenics is actualy pro-war:
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Since when has Moviebob given any fraction of a damn about America's homeless population? Last I knew, America's destitute population isn't doing anything to directly improve Moviebob's (and only Moviebob's) quality of life...
Bob thinks that once the Holy Soopeeryah Fyootchah is brought forth, that we will all be in our own pods eating the soy-bugs and thus nobody will be homeless. Of course he doesn't take into account the drug addled or mentally unstable or their rehab/therapy and I would LMAO if Bob was destined to live in a pod next to 2 drug addicts and a schizophrenic, all unmedicated/untreated and who make the hallways stink of piss, shit, and reefer and bang on the walls from dusk until dawn or whenever they tire themselves out.
 
Bobby's hatred for Jared Leto knows no bounds:
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The irony penny spins as Bob uses the phrase "you piggies sure are thirsty" while looking at the mirror. Also, Jesus roadkill Bob, did Leto bully you at school or something? The guy's a dbag and has an ego, but yer acting like he personally flipped you off and shat on your doorstep.
 
The irony penny spins as Bob uses the phrase "you piggies sure are thirsty" while looking at the mirror. Also, Jesus roadkill Bob, did Leto bully you at school or something? The guy's a dbag and has an ego, but yer acting like he personally flipped you off and shat on your doorstep.
The way Bob acts, you'd think Jared Leto voted for Drumpf. :P
 
The irony penny spins as Bob uses the phrase "you piggies sure are thirsty" while looking at the mirror. Also, Jesus roadkill Bob, did Leto bully you at school or something? The guy's a dbag and has an ego, but yer acting like he personally flipped you off and shat on your doorstep.
He was the Joker, the main Batman villain, in the DCEU and made Margot Robbie, who Bob has likely wanted to fuck ever since he saw her in Wolf of Wall Street, uncomfortable. For those crimes, he is satan.

On another note, Bob will be 41 next month. Any new dumb shit you're looking forward to him saying in the coming year?
 
Bobby stirs up a hornet nest of Japanese-cartoon spergs.
I'm surprised this isn't getting more reactions.

For those out of the loop on High Guardian Spice, this image from the thread should be a good enough summery.
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Every part of this is awful.
Basically, money from an anime streaming service supposedly going to fund anime was used to fund a Tumblr tier self insert vanity project.
Felt like emphasizing it just a bit more because goddamn.
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The show turned out shit, and the creator is sperging on Twitter about how the reason it's so awful (including the scripts) is because it was low budget.

Bob is pulling yet another Mass Effect 3 and Metroid Other M here. Chiming in with a third rate opinion about a show he knows nothing about because nerds he doesn't like are dunking on it.
 
On another note, Bob will be 41 next month. Any new dumb shit you're looking forward to him saying in the coming year?
I hope for the following:

Him having a fit over "his side" fucking up at an international level - And still somehow blaming those dang dirty cons.
At least two internet-famous people calling him out on his bullshit, with one being a troon he lusts after.
His Patreon deflating to the point he can't depend on it.
His health deteriorating further.

Other than that, he won't say anything out of the expected from him. The worst possible opinions on literally everything, which he still presents as being sensible, smart and well-thought.
 
I'm surprised this isn't getting more reactions.

For those out of the loop on High Guardian Spice, this image from the thread should be a good enough summery.

Basically, money from an anime streaming service supposedly going to fund anime was used to fund a Tumblr tier self insert vanity project.

The show turned out shit, and the creator is sperging on Twitter about how the reason it's so awful (including the scripts) is because it was low budget.

Bob is pulling yet another Mass Effect 3 and Metroid Other M here. Chiming in with a third rate opinion about a show he knows nothing about because nerds he doesn't like are dunking on it.
I mean, I could understand the idea of the show getting hampered by budget constraints when it comes to animation or scriptwriting (heck, reminds me of a joke from a Flinstones episode), but honestly even if they did have the budget for better animation and make it seem less cheap or better scriptwriters. I, really don't think the show would have fired out anyway, like if we toss aside the whole retarded "OMG DEM WOKIES AN THEIR AGENDASS!!" retardation, High Guardian Spice is a VERY boring show, like that it's the biggest sin the show is just boring and is pretty much a huge amount of nothing.
 
The show turned out shit, and the creator is sperging on Twitter about how the reason it's so awful (including the scripts) is because it was low budget.
I admit I didn't watch the whole pilot, but from what I saw I suspect they could've saved some money if they didn't make the pilot into a filler episode.
 
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