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To the surprise of no one, Kevin has a negative Paypal balance-
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Kevin spreading a pro-tranch piece from noted rag Pink News-
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Kevin sperging about people not wanting to associate with him because of him retweeting porn-
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To the surprise of no one, Kevin has a negative Paypal balance-
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"Seriously PayPal is the absolute worst for money stuff."

Can totally see the tweet in the alternate universe where he's posting this same exact thing because PayPal rejected his purchase attempt for sending his balance into the negative.
 
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Well, you wouldn't know, would you, because you never leave the fucking house, Kevin. Penny probably didn't bother telling you about it because it doesn't involve Transformers. God knows how you found out about it on your own.
 
Well, you wouldn't know, would you, because you never leave the fucking house, Kevin. Penny probably didn't bother telling you about it because it doesn't involve Transformers. God knows how you found out about it on your own.
Given that he doesn't read anything other than text in a video game, Twitter, and details on online storefronts, I suspect Mxtress read it to him as a bedtime story. It's even got a lesson suitable for morally educating your little- there's a sucker born every minute.
 
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The PayPal thing is getting ridiculous. Instead of checking transactions and contacting PayPal for fraud or something, he just asks for money to cover the cost? That just doesn’t add up. He says he has no idea how he’s $30 under. There’s no way he can’t know. The transactions tab will show everything. A regular person would just close their PayPal, especially with things like applepay and cashapp readily available.

I don’t use PayPal really, but there has to be a way to stop overdrafts on an account, right? The only types of people I can think of who have an overdraft on anything are people with massively irresponsible spending habits while being addicted to credit. How do you not check how much money you have left right before buying something? God, does everything have to be so fucking hard?
 
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@Chapstick4Lyfe ebegging alert!
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Man Kev, it is almost like people don't want advertisements for porn on their timeline 24/7 and have other things to do with their life than coom. Who knew?

On old tumblr he'd be called out for forcing fetishes on people or something.
Kevin makes his 2022 contribution to the good running of the alpaca concentration camp.
I wonder if he bitched about it the whole time. Why did they need 3 people anyway? Can't 2 be in charge of carrying shit out? I'm sure Kev didn't carry anything heavier than paper towels to the car.

How do you not check how much money you have left right before buying something? God, does everything have to be so fucking hard?
Life is as hard as you make it. Kevin keeps fiddling with the difficulty sliders and thinks he's putting them on low when all he's doing is making things harder for himself in the long run.
 
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Whenever I see Kevin complain about "not having the spoons" to do basic chores and errands, I think "what is this tard going to do if (when) the tranch collapses?". He has no desire to take care of himself in the slightest and is fucked if he ever ends up in situation where he isn't able to leech of someone else's good will / find a bunch of wierdos who put up with him.
 
wait a goddamn second i know we've more or less moved on from this tweet, but am i missing some critical neck lore? his second divorce?

there was more than one woman willing to marry him? :(
Yes, there were indeed two entire women desperate enough to settle for Neck. One of the advantages of being ugly while Mormon is that the dating pool is very small.
 
"what is this tard going to do if (when) the tranch collapses?"
Exactly what Chris has been doing his entire life, Kevin will simply shit his pants and do nothing.
we need a good war to send all these fuckers off to and do a little culling.
I vote for a wide scale intervention across Muslim Africa, ISWAP would massacre the 41st Transsexual Troop even worse than they do the Nigerian, Cameroonian and Nigerien (yes this is the proper term for someone from Niger) Militaries. And this is before factoring in JNIM, ISCAP, Al Shabab and what is left of JAS.
 
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