Kevin Gibes / Kathryn Gibes / TransSalamander / RageTreb / The Green Salamander - "Am hole:" The epitomized Twitter MtF you thought was just a myth! Donate to his Transformers toy fund today!

[Monolith]

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[Shrekking Crew]

I know and work with people who have actual congenital disabilities and none of them are as crabby as Wedge (with his fake disabilities) on their worst days. Hell look at people like Ricky Berwick. That man has legit congenital physical issues but he's a fucking treasure and he's funny as hell in spite of it. The mental gymnastics necessary to be offended at someone simply wishing a person well are astounding. That Wedge can see such a simple platitude as an attack on his identity only confirms he hides behind all this fake disability shit as a substitute for a personality.

 

[Fareal]

I know and work with people who have actual congenital disabilities and none of them are as crabby as Wedge (with his fake disabilities) on their worst days. Hell look at people like Ricky Berwick. That man has legit congenital physical issues but he's a fucking treasure and he's funny as hell in spite of it. The mental gymnastics necessary to be offended at someone simply wishing a person well are astounding. That Wedge can see such a simple platitude as an attack on his identity only confirms he hides behind all this fake disability shit as a substitute for a personality.

Anyone who ever meets Wedge can see that he badly needs prayers, because only God can save that trainwreck now.

 

[Norman B. Normal]

Bonus recent pic from Jen in what I think is the hoard basement? I can't tell but this is how Kevin does girly game nights with the boyz. Also a half pallet cleanser because at least the cat is cute.
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[Piss Bear]

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Gross.


Is this edit giving him gender euphoria?

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[The Silent Perjority]

Where to start.

Kevin is sooooo proud of Neck making the abandonment of his family official.
Wedge is pissy about some poor bastard trying to be nice to him, same vibe as Kevin shouting abuse at somebody wishing him a merry Christmas. Utter narcism. Can you imagine being so fucking up yourself?

And I'm still a bit newfag but calling 0 1, surely Kev smugly stating that he isn't self-centered has to go on the front page, that's about the most hypocritical thing he's ever said, and he says about ten hypocritical things a day.

 

[Windows Error 98]

How fucking tall is neck? He probably isn’t that tall but he’s built so freakishly he looks genuinely inhuman

 

[blacksmith tony]

I know and work with people who have actual congenital disabilities and none of them are as crabby as Wedge (with his fake disabilities) on their worst days. Hell look at people like Ricky Berwick. That man has legit congenital physical issues but he's a fucking treasure and he's funny as hell in spite of it. The mental gymnastics necessary to be offended at someone simply wishing a person well are astounding. That Wedge can see such a simple platitude as an attack on his identity only confirms he hides behind all this fake disability shit as a substitute for a personality.

it’s awful to be around people who do nothing but bemoan about how life is just so hard and unfair to them. Everyone has something going on all the time, most people have the social grace to not dump on strangers who genuinely owe you nothing.

 

[AssignedEva]

The fact that Kevin sincerely believes that he doesn't have a self-centered worldview really demonstrates the power of denial.
Does he think entombing himself in plastic and ignoring all the people around him, his "family", because interacting takes more effort that sitting on his ass in front of the computer, somehow makes him altruistic?

It's not denial, it's just that he's so self centered that he can't actually recognise just how self centred he is.

 

[Boris Blank's glass eye]

I know and work with people who have actual congenital disabilities and none of them are as crabby as Wedge (with his fake disabilities) on their worst days. Hell look at people like Ricky Berwick. That man has legit congenital physical issues but he's a fucking treasure and he's funny as hell in spite of it. The mental gymnastics necessary to be offended at someone simply wishing a person well are astounding. That Wedge can see such a simple platitude as an attack on his identity only confirms he hides behind all this fake disability shit as a substitute for a personality.

Ricky Berwick is a full person who just happens to be disabled due to a genetic defect. Wedgie is Deaf Disabled Trans "wen u call mommy dad <3" gay gay Gay GAY GAY GAY GAY TRRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAANS, labels hiding the complete lack of personality beyond "spiteful little misanthropic faggot". And a whore who got his asshole absolutely wrecked for some cash.

Anyone who ever meets Wedge can see that he badly needs prayers, because only God can save that trainwreck now.

Wedge rejecting God isn't the real problem - it's God rejecting Wedge.

 

[Meiwaku]

Anything that makes Wedge mad is probably based

 

[S.C.U.D.]

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Over/under on how much child support he owes on this one?

 

[John Flynt's Axe Wound]

Wedge is such a piece of shit.

Troons, man. When they’re not being pieces of shit, they’re eating it.

 

[Piss Bear]

He locked his account. Wonder why? (Apologies for mobile screenshot, btw.)

 

[Bees in the marmalade]

I always wonder what the perfect job for Kevin would be. He can't move that much, what does he have left to go for when Penny leaves this mortal coil?


Him referring to someone on twitter as a main character is really autistic.


Ironically I agree with him here. A stopped clock and all that.


I am unressonably annoyed at him for this. Just don't fucking do art. He does it for clout and it doesn't make him happy, do something else man. Like RP or writing weird furry fetish or trans stories, just anything you feel passionate for even though his sex drive was his biggest passion outside of consooming. Find a hobby.

Even if Hasbro ceases to exist tomorrow, there will be endless robots for Kevin to collect, bootlegs and customs. What a ride. I think customs and bootlegs are fun on their own, but as established Kevin collects to collect.

There really is no fucking reason to collect in an anarchocommunist society. In fact, massive hoarding of toys like Kevin would be discouraged. It never ceases to amaze me how he lives on a level of irony most of us could only imagine. I almost want a anarchocommunist community for him to be put into that isn't the tranch just to see what happens.

Debate is how our minds grow and provides solutions to complex problems. Humans can't see or know the answers to all issues all at once. You can't always declare one viewpoint the winner when it would get to their head and then they do something stupid because of inflated ego arrogance (see: tranch). Hope Kevin steps on a rake and gets smacked by it, Sideshow Bob style.

He REALLY has some problems. Can't go to school without panic attacks, sees school like prison and wants it abolished (and replaced with what, dickhead?), abhors work, terrified of falling out of groupthink, can't stand debate... jesus. That's no way to live.


How did brit youths get so gay? Is it just easier for cities or is it just aesthetic?

Holy shit, he looks presentable in this. Like, as if he was a middle aged newage art teacher, but with shitty hair. Shame he doesn't have more to dress up for.


I wonder how or why Kevin got promoted to not doing any work ever, period. He used to toil, but now he doesn't. Is it a deal he and Penny worked out? What changed?

My theory has always been that he took time out from work after his amhole surgery for "recovery" and has gleefully managed to shirk responsibility ever since. The longer he doesn't contribute, the more that is established into the culture of the ranch. Work is for serfs.

You think I would have learned by now to actually read spoilers first before mindlessly clicking them, but no, yet again I have made the idiotic mistake and now I have something disgusting burned into my memory. That video of Jen's AmHole

Do you think those tweets Jen wrote about Penny choking him to the point of passing out and fucking him so hard that his AmHole bled are true? I always assume Kevin's sex tweets are pure cope and wishful thinking, but I don't know much about Jen. On the one hand, what I do know about him is that he's a literal shit eater and is a true sexual degenerate, so I could see it happening.

On the other hand, I can't see this being true for the simple fact that AmHoles are fragile open wounds; they are not actual vaginas, so making the AmHole bleed would be a serious cause for concern and would warrant a rush to the ER. I feel like if he actually got fucked in his AmHole, it was something that didn't last long and he's just exaggerating to make himself feel better about mutilating his dick.

Like Kevin, Jen admitted that dilating sucks and is painful, but he also claims it was "worth it" since he can now have sex with Penny... But I don't see how being fucked by a penis would be any less painful than dilating. If anything, wouldn't it hurt more since this involves movement and you can't control how deep or hard the person above you is going? Tbh, I never understand this logic with troons and AmHoles; they say dilating hurts but for some reason using Bad Dragon dildos or being fucked feels great. How does that make any sense?

I think this just really speaks to the volumes of their autogynephilia. The moment it becomes about fulfilling the fetish, they're happy to dispel the pain. It's different in their minds because it's their end game. Nothing validating about slamming a plastic rod into a bleeding, narrowing chasm and hoping the surgeon totally knew what they were doing. Sex has to be worth it because the reality is horrifying.

 

[Ninon42]

Dm closed but probably still open for teenagers on discord uncracked eggs
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"stopped being a child and became an adult"
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Wedge being an insufferable coworker

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If you've stopped being a child and are now an adult, then throw away the pacifiers, stuffies and diapers, Kevvie. Get a job that isn't coomposting and e-begging.

Pork Wedge is an anagram for powderkeg, which seems apt. Hopefully he gains so much weight that his rotpocket excavation gets cancelled because the seethe would be glorious.

Oh, and congratulations to Mrs. Ex-Neck.

 

[FruitFever]

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Gross.

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Is this edit giving him gender euphoria?

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"Ei" means "no" in Finnish.
Screaming it in horror is an approriate reaction to seeing Neck.

 

[Bees in the marmalade]

He locked his account. Wonder why? (Apologies for mobile screenshot, btw.)
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Can't archive because he's locked down but he got a bunch of engagement on a political hot take and it wasn't the right degree of validation and asspats so he's locked down. Comments seem to be largely aimed at the probable troon he's bitching out so not really sure why he's got his diaper in a twist.



Bonus! He wants to add membership tiers to his grift which is hilarious because that implies he would actually provide something back. Which he won't. Idk what you'd be a membership of. Reading more of his coomposting?

 

[Piss Bear]

Can't archive because he's locked down but he got a bunch of engagement on a political hot take and it wasn't the right degree of validation and asspats so he's locked down. Comments seem to be largely aimed at the probable troon he's bitching out so not really sure why he's got his diaper in a twist.

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Bonus! He wants to add membership tiers to his grift which is hilarious because that implies he would actually provide something back. Which he won't. Idk what you'd be a membership of. Reading more of his coomposting?

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I guess I archived that this morning. I didn’t bother reading it though, I just thought the anarchy Tweet was funny. Here ya go, if he does in fact delete the thread.

https://archive.ph/66OvP

Seeing Kevin getting shit on for his shit takes is very therapeutic.

Edit: He unlocked his account so I’ll snag the tweets.

A more updated archive: https://archive.ph/Zu8yA
5D chess archive: https://archive.ph/TxTyM

 

[T.E.R.F]

Neck is genuinely one of the most unsettling people I've ever seen. Kevin and the gang are all varying levels of gross but Neck gives straight up serial killer vibes. Truly alien-like. Makes my hairs stand up.