US Joe Biden News Megathread - The Other Biden Derangement Syndrome Thread (with a side order of Fauci Derangement Syndrome)

Let's pretend for one moment that he does die before the election, just for the funsies. What happens then? Will the nomination revert to option number 2, aka Bernie Sanders? Or will his running mate automatically replace him just the way Vice-President is supposted to step in after the Big Man in the White House chokes on a piece of matzo? Does he even have a running mate yet?

 

[Oats12345]

Rogers is a closeted homosexual with ties to the gay mafia and David Geffin and slowly has gone insane with rage dealing with the gay mafia forcing him to bow to the intersectionalist death kult dogma.

He nearly killed his career simping for Collin Kaepernick and more to the point, has spent the last decade plus stuck in a series of sham relationships with women, having been dumped by his longtime boyfriend around 2009/2010 when Rogers backed out of a Geffen/Gay Mafia plan to force a ton of high profile/low profile NFL, MLB, NBA, NHL players to come out of the closet as a PR move to counter California telling the gays to fuck off when they banned gay marriage (because Geffen didn't want to sue the state to force the Supreme Court to shit or get off the pot in declaring gay marriage legal or illegal) and said boyfriend dumped him over refusing to do so, which killed the plan since a lot of low profile athletes only agreed to come out if there was a big name athlete to come out as well to serve as a lightning rod to the backlash they would get.

It's been said that Rogers wants to come out and get out from the shackles put on him by the gay mafia, but knows his career will be over if he does so and until then, he's basically at the mercy of Geffen and the gay mafia. Which is super bad, as Geffen is notorious for having people killed that threaten the gay mafia and their supremacy. Going off about COVID and attacking Joe is his way of kicking back at Geffen and company, since it's one of the few avenues he can defy the gay mafia publicly over since a lot of NFL fans share Roger's beliefs and it lets him paper over his betrayal of the NFL fans by simping for Kaepernick.

Why would him coming out end his career? He throws a football. His teammates aren't going to care and I don't think the fans will care. He's arguably the best QB playing today. Sports have always been a meritocracy.

Honselty he should come out of the closet while still remaining based. Theirs one thing lefties hate more than based men that would be gay based men.

 

[NevskyProspekt]

The Monroe Doctrine still is a thing with the last US president's State Department using it and citing it in its sanctions on Venezuela. The current administration hasn't lifted said sanctions. It's still a thing.

China having a better spy ring + playing the economic investment game better than the US doesn't change that. They own 60%+ of the world's precious metals sources iirc. Africa will be speaking Mandarin by 2040 without a doubt.

None of this changes my point that people acting as if Russia having a hard red line on the Ukraine joining Nato is unreasonable is dumb.

I agree with you except for the Africa part. Several sub-Saharan states are starting to turn on China as of late since they've finally figured out how exploitative those Chinese contracts are (particularly the fact that a lot of these infrastructure projects are staffed almost entirely by imported Chinese construction teams rather than locals being employed so they can build local wealth). Sierra Leone straight up told China to GTFO which was pretty funny.

 

[MirrorNoir]

How long before he gets #MeToo'd?

Not likely since Real Time is one of HBO's few evergreen shows that keeps subscribers subscribing year round. Plus, the left canceling him would be a huge big of PR backlash given how many people of the left white knighted him when the right got Bill canceled in 2002. Plus, I would not be shocked if Bill knows where a LOT of bodies are buried plus has a personal hate boner against Trump, which means it's worth letting him buck the party line on certain issues since he's a reliable hatchetman for anti-Trump stuff. Especially since normies still respect Bill while despise Colbert, Oliver, and Noah and the rest of the Daily Show clique.

 

[Krokodil Overdose]

I can remember several years ago when a college player came out and sports coverage was nothing but "STUNNING AND BRAVE!1!!!!1111!!!!" for several weeks to the point it became a joke. He had a brief NFL career but very quickly fizzled out and now doesn't exist anymore. I don't remember the name but I'm pretty sure he also ended up playing for the...Rams.

Michael Sam. He was a 7th round draft pick by the Rams who got showered with #stunningAndBrave when he got picked (ESPN showed him sucking face with his white Twink boyfriend in celebration) and promptly proceeded to wash out in the preseason. Last I heard he was doing AA bullshit up in Canada.

Meanwhile, actual NFL player Carl Nassib came out last year and nobody really gave a shit.

 

[Salubrious]

Michael Sam. He was a 7th round draft pick by the Rams who got showered with #stunningAndBrave when he got picked (ESPN showed him sucking face with his white Twink boyfriend in celebration) and promptly proceeded to wash out in the preseason. Last I heard he was doing AA bullshit up in Canada.

Meanwhile, actual NFL player Carl Nassib came out last year and nobody really gave a shit.

Nobody cared about Nassib because, in the most hilarious twist I can think of for 2021, he came out as gay and then was outed as a Republican.

 

[MirrorNoir]

Michael Sam. He was a 7th round draft pick by the Rams who got showered with #stunningAndBrave when he got picked (ESPN showed him sucking face with his white Twink boyfriend in celebration) and promptly proceeded to wash out in the preseason. Last I heard he was doing AA bullshit up in Canada.

Meanwhile, actual NFL player Carl Nassib came out last year and nobody really gave a shit.

Nassib was given the stunning and brave treatment until they started looking into him and found out that he was a conservative and suddenly everyone stopped talking about him.

Also, Nassib was a nobody; if Rogers came out while an active player, there would be all sorts of lightning storms and given that Rogers is nearing the point in his career where Brett Farve was when Aaron replaced Brett, there is the fear that the Packers would get rid of Aaron using the controversy so they could replace him with a younger quarterback. Which in turn would force Aaron to give up any chance of breaking away from the gay mafia, since they would leverage any professional backlash against Aaron by telling him he needed to double down on calling NFL fans bigots if he wants to be gainfully employed going forward, post-career since Geffen would soon as have Aaron murdered and the murder staged as a suicide caused by "homophobic NFL fans and Packers management/team rejecting Aaron" if he could use it to further his agenda.

I think you're overstating this case by a lot. The Democrats have painted themselves into their current corner through breathtaking arrogance and economic mismanagement, but if the SCOTUS strikes Roe, everyone's going to just forget about bare shelves, rampant crime, and Carter-esque inflation so they can die on Dead Baby Smoothie Hill?

Abortion is one of those issues where everything else takes a back seat. See the fundies supporting GOP assholes because they promise to outlaw abortion or the "vote blue no matter what" types that fearmonger for fundraising by claiming abortion rights are under attack.

It would be a godsend for the Democrats, a war without actual war to unite the base, while schisming the GOP base with the Fundies raising hell to punish the populists for stealing their grip on the power over the GOP,

 

[Clockwork_PurBle]

everyone's going to just forget about bare shelves, rampant crime, and Carter-esque inflation so they can die on Dead Baby Smoothie Hill?

I generally agree with you but at the same time I think you are underestimating the core Democrat Dead Baby Stem Cell Smoothie worship. I think the Average Joe and Josephine care less about abortion either way (most people will never have to worry about needing one, and I've never met anyone who is against abortion in all cases) but Dead Baby Smoothie is still something that gets a fuckton of women and soycucks ready for war.

Karen may have begrudgingly shifted Republican last election because the Dem school board thinks she has no right to influence her kids' education, but God forbid Myckinzie has to deal with the consequences of her actions after getting rawed by 8 guys in one night.

For certain ones you could consider them lame ducks, like Doug Jones from Alabama, like that was clearly a lame duck run because Alabama voters weren't gonna let him just stay in office especially when he was so open about his Trump hatred; also considering he only got in because of voter shenanigans and the Roy Moore scandal.

When Tommy Tuberville soundly defeated Doug Jones last November, I remember seeing a headline with a Doug Jones quote, "He [Tuberville] represents everyone now." I believe this was a Freudian slip, or intentional meta slip as Jones surely was aware his views did not reflect the majority of Alabama's.

 

[Oats12345]

Nobody cared about Nassib because, in the most hilarious twist I can think of for 2021, he came out as gay and then was outed as a Republican.

Oh yes that was funny as hell. I remmber seeing lefties so upset by him being a Republican.

 

[kobebyarlant]

Since I don't think this has been posted already:
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Manchin is intentionally making impossible demands. 'Dealing with the national debt', one of the very first demands he made, is a non-starter. And even if Biden somehow became a miracle worker capable of fixing all of America's financial problems, Manchin wants to rewrite Build Back Better, from scratch, including only the things he wants.

This is essentially just a more polite way of saying "I'm never negotiating with you fuckers ever again, and I don't need to because I am not accountable to you."

He’s negotiating with Democrats they way Democrats negotiate with Republicans. I love it.

 

[MirrorNoir]

In other news, Chicago Bears Dick Butkis just said the quiet part out loud about how left wing celebrities with blue checkmarks can get people they don't like banned from the platform, by threatening to have Twitter ban Aaron Rogers after his recent interview badmouthing Biden.....

Bears legend Dick Butkus goes after Aaron Rodgers immediately after getting verified on Twitter

Dick Butkus wants to throw Aaron Rodgers off Twitter.

sports.yahoo.com

 

[Oats12345]

I generally agree with you but at the same time I think you are underestimating the core Democrat Dead Baby Stem Cell Smoothie worship. I think the Average Joe and Josephine care less about abortion either way (most people will never have to worry about needing one, and I've never met anyone who is against abortion in all cases) but Dead Baby Smoothie is still something that gets a fuckton of women and soycucks ready for war.

Karen may have begrudgingly shifted Republican last election because the Dem school board thinks she has no right to influence her kids' education, but God forbid Myckinzie has to deal with the consequences of her actions after getting rawed by 8 guys in one night.

When Tommy Tuberville soundly defeated Doug Jones last November, I remember seeing a headline with a Doug Jones quote, "He [Tuberville] represents everyone now." I believe this was a Freudian slip, or intentional meta slip as Jones surely was aware his views did not reflect the majority of Alabama's.

Honestly I never understood why Jones never played the moderate card exactly?

 

[CrippleThreat]

Meanwhile, in GOPe Land:
Gov. Noem announces heartbeat legislation, telemedicine abortion ban

PIERRE, S.D. (KELO) — Governor Kristi Noem is seeking to ban abortions in South Dakota once a heartbeat can be detected.

On Friday, the governor announced legislation titled “An Act to prohibit abortion after a fetal heartbeat is detectable.” The bill is similar to legislation passed in 2021 by Texas and Mississippi with some key differences in language.

Governor Noem also is introducing legislation to ban telemedicine abortions in South Dakota. The “Act to prohibit medical abortion by telemedicine…” bill would prohibit abortion medication from being sent via mail, and to increase the penalty for those who seek to use telemedicine abortion.

Due to South Dakota laws already in place, and an executive order issued by the governor in 2021, telemedicine abortion is currently not allowed in the state. Patients wishing to end a pregnancy using medication must make two in-person visits to a licensed provider to receive the drugs necessary for the procedure.

“Every human life is unique and beautiful from the moment it is conceived. Every life is worthy of our protection, worthy of the right to live,” said Governor Kristi Noem in a release sent on Friday.

You gotta love the fear primary challenges bring to politicians. It's unlikely, but I hope Steven Haugaard makes waves against her. Techpriest's only W is his dislike of this woman.

 

[Stoneheart]

Abortion is one of those issues where everything else takes a back seat. See the fundies supporting GOP assholes because they promise to outlaw abortion or the "vote blue no matter what" types that fearmonger for fundraising by claiming abortion rights are under attack.

thats soo 2006...
they are already struggling with the latino vote and abortion is a big nono for latinas...

 

[make_it_so]

Yeah, Russia has no real reason to be concerned about a potentially hostile army being able to stage operations from their immediate west, certainly no experience at all with that sort of thing.

Don't interpret this post as some kind of Putin boosting. I couldn't really care much less about Russia's kleptocratic oligarchs (or are they oligarchic kleptocrats?). But it's pretty simple. Defense policy coming out of Moscow has been obsessed with making sure no army can ever roll across their border from the west, ever, often to the point of outright paranoia. The USA rattling sabers at them every so often (e.g. US Democrats going into hysterics and claiming Russia committed an "act of war" in the 2016 election) or hinting at regime change operations (Bush admin did this) makes them more paranoid, not less.

It's not about Putin being a "good guy" or a "bad guy." It's straightforward self-interest for them to want NATO to keep as far away from their border as possible.

This. And the current criticism about getting involved in Ukraine has nothing to do with "Putin's a good boi he dindu nuffin" and everything to do with the simple wisdom of "you do not start shit right in another great power's back yard."

And since the go to response to that these days seems to be "lol, Russia's a fucking third world country with a shit economy, they're not a great power!" well guess what, when said country has thousands of nukes pointed in your direction and their landmass covers a significant portion of the northern hemisphere, you need to treat them like one. Of course this gets back to the dipshit attitude our diplomatic corps. have taken in the post-Cold War era, which I've already written about in the Ukraine happenings thread. Case in point, that recent State Department release on Russian Disinformation Narratives just happens to conveniently allow them to write off any calls to re-examine U.S. policy with regards to eastern Europe and the former Soviet Union.

 

[mold]

I think you're overstating this case by a lot. The Democrats have painted themselves into their current corner through breathtaking arrogance and economic mismanagement, but if the SCOTUS strikes Roe, everyone's going to just forget about bare shelves, rampant crime, and Carter-esque inflation so they can die on Dead Baby Smoothie Hill?

massively overstating plus ignoring the technological changes in pregnancy detection and fetus-yeetus that make 21st century abortion politics a completely different animal from 1970s abortion politics

also, there are more mexicans in the US now

 

[Marshal Mannerheim]

The Republicans turning themselves into a single-issue pro-life party would be retarded, but the Dems turning themselves into a single-issue pro-abortion party would also be retarded.

The thing is that the Dems are far more likely to let people like Amelia Bonow (the woman who took abortion pills outside the Supreme Court) run the party nationally than the GOP are to do the same with Evangelicals. Sure, they might get heartbeat laws, or even laws banning abortion from the moment of conception, passed in the Bible Belt, but it's not like that'll mean they lose Mississippi, and the Republican parties in swing states will be far more moderate on abortion

 

[GuntPunt]

Meanwhile, in GOPe Land:
Gov. Noem announces heartbeat legislation, telemedicine abortion ban



You gotta love the fear primary challenges bring to politicians. It's unlikely, but I hope Steven Haugaard makes waves against her. Techpriest's only W is his dislike of this woman.

How does one do a "telemedicine abortion?"

Do you get a doctor's note and they perscribe a coat hanger?

Why can't they just say "ban on perscribing Plan-B medication"?

 

[Clockwork_PurBle]

In other news, Chicago Bears Dick Butkis just said the quiet part out loud about how left wing celebrities with blue checkmarks can get people they don't like banned from the platform, by threatening to have Twitter ban Aaron Rogers after his recent interview badmouthing Biden.....

Bears legend Dick Butkus goes after Aaron Rodgers immediately after getting verified on Twitter

Dick Butkus wants to throw Aaron Rodgers off Twitter.

sports.yahoo.com

............Dick Butkis?

dicks and butts kissing? that sounds a lil gay

 

[Mepsi Pax]

also, there are more mexicans in the US now

You don't say

There are tons of non-Mexican beaners too, especially on the East Coast and in major cities. In the last decade the amount of narco niggers (Colombians, Venezuelans, Peruvians, throw Brazimians in there too) and kukulcan acolytes (Guats, Niggeraguans, Honduroids) has increased dramatically.

They're all god botherers too, in fact the Central Americoids love to start (tax free) churches in shitty warehouses, which they use to pool capital and then distribute it back to each other. I love competing against insular ethnic groups, it's very free market.

 

[Marshal Mannerheim]

How does one do a "telemedicine abortion?"

Do you get a doctor's note and they perscribe a coat hanger?

Why can't they just say "ban on perscribing Plan-B medication"?

The doctor writes you a prescription for abortion pills and you take them at home.

It was legalised in the UK because of covid and the SPUC (big pro-life organisation) actually had more success in campaigning against that than they usually do because of the risks associated with basically inducing a miscarriage at home