Star Wars Griefing Thread (SPOILERS) - Safety off

[BipolarPon]

There is no such thing as Disney canon. Matt Martin called it overated anyway. I'm tired of fans trying to justify and cope about this. If you want a good canon go back to the eu.

 

[5t3n0g0ph3r]

The PT had so much crap in between a good story, and horrible dialogue. Oh and absolute bullshit like the CGI Yoda fight. Yoda shouldn't be jumping around screaming, he should just be a stronk force user.

Which was shown, too. Him canceling out force lightning? Awesome. Yoda tossing senate craft back at the Emperor? Nice.
Yoda having a lightsaber shouldn't have been a surprise (why wouldn't he? Seriously, why wouldn't he?).
As for his fighting style, I remember audience members laughing during Yoda's fight with Dooku when I saw it in theaters (to be fair, I was amused, too, at the spectacle).

 

[Uranus Pink]

Judging from what actually happens in the EU in that the New Republic is able to fight successfully for two decades against the post-Palply Empire and then fight the Vong for years and eventually defeat them, at a minimum 10,000 large capital warships (Victory Star Destroyer size and larger) and many tens of thousands of smaller capital warships (escort frigate size and smaller), plus the fleets of independent or semi-independent places like Hapes and Corellia and Dornea and the Corporate Sector and the Hutts and etc...

Looking at the numbers the New Republic and allies were vastly under strength and fought the Yuuzhan Vong in hard mode. Aside from first needing to do a naval to space conversion by swiping out irl tech for SW tech. And again by replacing irl ships for equivalent size SW ships first. WWII era Earth built over 4,000 capital ships by itself. Although most are 100 meters to 150ish meters. and just a few hundred over 200 meters.

 

[Adamska]

Which was shown, too. Him canceling out force lightning? Awesome. Yoda tossing senate craft back at the Emperor? Nice.
Yoda having a lightsaber shouldn't have been a surprise (why wouldn't he? Seriously, why wouldn't he?).
As for his fighting style, I remember audience members laughing during Yoda's fight with Dooku when I saw it in theaters (to be fair, I was amused, too, at the spectacle).

The latter bit when he pulled it out was what he was complaining about I think. And yeah I didn't particularly think it was a good idea either since it looked terrible.

Funny sure, but awful idea.

 

[Sneed F91]

Which was shown, too. Him canceling out force lightning? Awesome. Yoda tossing senate craft back at the Emperor? Nice.
Yoda having a lightsaber shouldn't have been a surprise (why wouldn't he? Seriously, why wouldn't he?).
As for his fighting style, I remember audience members laughing during Yoda's fight with Dooku when I saw it in theaters (to be fair, I was amused, too, at the spectacle).

Yoda's duel with Dooku is just terrible, but it's also the most unintentionally hilarious thing in the entire movie. It's way too entertaining.

I don't know how the rest of you feel, but I never had a problem with Yoda being CGI. Sure he looked like shit in AOTC (just like the rest of the movie) but by ROTS they really got the CGI down and he looked pretty good. I prefer it way more than the botox Yoda puppet in TLJ. I can only imagine what the PT aesthetic would look like with modern CGI, EAfront II is the closest thing we have.

 

[Chris Mclean]

Late and gay i know but correct me if im wrong, my buddy was watching book of boba on his laptop and i watched 10 or so minutes of it. The entire show looked hillariouls low budget to me and Boba looks like someones halfassed costume from comic con with a physique to match.

-Boba fett is now fat and a massive pussy.
-Boba fett now has some kind of good guy morality.
-He can't do anything on his own and has to get constantly saved by some really annoying woman who knows it all.

 

[BipolarPon]

Late and gay i know but correct me if im wrong, my buddy was watching book of boba on his laptop and i watched 10 or so minutes of it. The entire show looked hillariouls low budget to me and Boba looks like someones halfassed costume from comic con with a physique to match.

-Boba fett is now fat and a massive pussy.
-Boba fett now has some kind of good guy morality.
-He can't do anything on his own and has to get constantly saved by some really annoying woman who knows it all.

Yeah this is not Boba Fett, it's Filoni fett.

 

[Kup]

Late and gay i know but correct me if im wrong, my buddy was watching book of boba on his laptop and i watched 10 or so minutes of it. The entire show looked hillariouls low budget to me and Boba looks like someones halfassed costume from comic con with a physique to match.

-Boba fett is now fat and a massive pussy.
-Boba fett now has some kind of good guy morality.
-He can't do anything on his own and has to get constantly saved by some really annoying woman who knows it all.

Yes, /tv/ has come to the conclusion that Blorba is a coomer who likes being beaten up and shoved into his “wank tank” to heal up.

I love that term btw, the fucking wank tank is gold.

 

[Mississippi Motorboater]

Star Wars Theory has an existential crisis over wasting his time reading the CANON™ comics.

5:53 “When it comes to the movies and shows the comics don’t matter they can change things on a whim if they need to if it serves the story better which leaves me to wonder what the hell in the comics is legit and what isn’t and to be honest I’m kind of okay with that because there are some things in the comics, especially the new ones with Vader between Episode V and VI that I just find weird”

Enjoy Disney rewarding your investment by slapping their lore-breaking cock in your mouth, Star Wars Theory.

You baby-faced, easily-impressed cuck.

There is no such thing as Disney canon. Matt Martin called it overated anyway. I'm tired of fans trying to justify and cope about this. If you want a good canon go back to the eu.

 

[BipolarPon]

Yes, /tv/ has come to the conclusion that Blorba is a coomer who likes being beaten up and shoved into his “wank tank” to heal up.

I love that term btw, the fucking wank tank is gold.

Ok Blorba Fett is a better name.

 

[Kup]

Ok Blorba Fett is a better name.

No Fett, just Blorba. I’ll break it down

This is Boba Fett, famed bounty hunter and son of Jango. Notice his posture, fully armoured appearance, slender but strong build and clothed bodyguards.


This on the other hand, is Blorba. Yet another defective clone who wasn’t flushed down the toilet for some reason. Known for sympathizing with desert-dwelling rape gangs/torture squads.


Two very different characters

 

[Sneed F91]

No Fett, just Blorba. I’ll break it down

This is Boba Fett, famed bounty hunter and son of Jango. Notice his posture, fully armoured appearance, slender but strong build and clothed bodyguards.
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This on the other hand, is Blorba. Yet another defective clone who wasn’t flushed down the toilet for some reason. Known for sympathizing with desert-dwelling rape gangs/torture squads.
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Two very different characters

So the concept artists knew exactly what the OT characters are supposed to look like, but the production designers still changed them anyways for no reason.
Interesting.

 

[Creep3r]

Star Wars Theory has an existential crisis over wasting his time reading the CANON™ comics.

5:53 “When it comes to the movies and shows the comics don’t matter they can change things on a whim if they need to if it serves the story better which leaves me to wonder what the hell in the comics is legit and what isn’t and to be honest I’m kind of okay with that because there are some things in the comics, especially the new ones with Vader between Episode V and VI that I just find weird”

So he just did a complete u-turn on his Disney comic circlejerk from a few weeks ago where he was telling everyone to go read Aphra and Vader to now exclaiming that "this is fine" and trying to find excuses for why he doesn't care for the disney comics anymore now after disney proved once again that their continuity is more broken and less consistent than ever. This guy is switching takes faster than the speed of sound to make sure it aligns well with whatever new decision Disney or Filoni makes. The man is truly Bike Cuck incarnate.

Late and gay i know but correct me if im wrong, my buddy was watching book of boba on his laptop and i watched 10 or so minutes of it. The entire show looked hillariouls low budget to me and Boba looks like someones halfassed costume from comic con with a physique to match.

-Boba fett is now fat and a massive pussy.
-Boba fett now has some kind of good guy morality.
-He can't do anything on his own and has to get constantly saved by some really annoying woman who knows it all.

I think the biggest dead giveaway things would look cheap as hell for me was when I saw the clips of the sarlacc guts and the Boston Dymanics dog robots with their bright yellow paintjobs and company logos still stamped on them sticking out like a snowball on the streets of Tatooine.

 

[BipolarPon]

No Fett, just Blorba. I’ll break it down

This is Boba Fett, famed bounty hunter and son of Jango. Notice his posture, fully armoured appearance, slender but strong build and clothed bodyguards.
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This on the other hand, is Blorba. Yet another defective clone who wasn’t flushed down the toilet for some reason. Known for sympathizing with desert-dwelling rape gangs/torture squads.
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Two very different characters

Blorba is a poor old man with dementia who just happened to fall in Sarlac pit after Boba's escape.

 

[Sneed F91]

His public facing account is still up.

https://mobile.twitter.com/pabl0hidalgo

Hidalgo's behavior has been rather suspicious as of late (more so than usual), what with his recent dump of JJ drama that was a weirdly risky thing to do since Disney does not want anything regarding TFA's problematic production to get out as noted by JW Rinzler on youtube who even faced the risk of a lawsuit for so much as talking about it.

Perhaps getting all his Mando guides cancelled drove him over the edge? Or maybe the estrogen pills are finally driving him over the edge.
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Yes he almost had a troon phase a year ago.

Anyway, his recent tweets showed he was bitter about the sequels, but at the same time he's been doing nothing but drooling over Filoni's latest shows, even now after his job title changed. His behavior is all around strange as well as his title of "dispensable cog", like he was thrown away.

I randomly went to his twitter to see what was up and found this tweet

I'm probably only going to say this once and I hope I never say it again, this is the most based and redpilled thing Pablo the Fatass has ever posted.
Is this another "subtle" reference to how he hates the Disney trilogy apart from TLJ? Disney Star Wars doesn't have nearly enough THX 1138 in it. THX in Star Wars' DNA, at least when George still made the movies. I seriously doubt the people working at Kennedyfilm even know that George made movies before ANH.

Edit: Found something else on Pablo's twitter:

So there ARE "accurate" OT aliens in Disney Wars, but only in Book of Booba Fatt.

 

[Kup]

Blorba is a poor old man with dementia who just happened to fall in Sarlac pit after Boba's escape.

If you go by what /tv/ is saying then Blorba is gonna be thrown back in the pit. Then scarred Mace Windu (because of course Windu is coming back) is gonna put his finger in the “yank tank”.

“Motherfucker, it’s all semen.”

I love Fettposting

 

[Polyboros2]

This video was probably posted at least once somewhere in this thread a couple thousand pages ago, but damn if it doesn't give me feels.

 

[The Valeyard]

I seriously doubt the people working at Kennedyfilm even know that George made movies before ANH.

They had Ming-Na Wen mention American Graffiti in an interview to try and justify the brightly coloured vespas.

https://www.hollywoodreporter.com/tv/tv-news/book-of-boba-fett-controversy-biker-gang-1235075410/

Once again, Wen helpfully pointed out some Star Wars history, noting, “This is a real homage to the things [creator] George Lucas always loved — whether it was the Mods in the ’60s, or [Lucas’ hot rod film] American Graffiti. At the same time, it lends itself to learning more about Tatooine. And Sophie was a lovely human being, and I definitely enjoyed getting to know her.”

 

[Newman's Lovechild]

This man turned 90 three days ago.

 

[BipolarPon]

This man turned 90 three days ago.

He's still alive, good for him, it's a treasure for John to have lived such a long life.