Tess Holliday / Ryann Maegen Hoven - Beached Landwhale model, Body positive and social justice snacktivist, and gigantic fraud

[Meiwaku]

Meiwaku, I can‘t quote your post but is the “proper” gait as described in the video something like how you see dancers move, especially in ballet? And wouldn’t trying to re-learn one’s gait cause problems with the joints, specifically the knees?

Tess’ toe splay is something I never noticed until it was pointed out in this thread and it freaks me the heck out.

I am unsure but it seems like it would cause relief. Of course, it would activate unused muscles so it might be that pain. I would consider watching said dude I linked who fixed his own flat feet and other foot health issues with this.

Image tax, I had to use wikifeet (I apologize to people who don't know about this site for showing this lunacy) for some sourcing of finding photos besides my shitty caps from her Insta. The comments are gold.

 

[High Hedgie]

@Meiwaku, thanks for all the information. This explains the techniques for teaching someone to walk after a catastrophic break of the foot/ankle/leg. It is almost a flat footed walk as opposed to how most of us walk. After you've either been taught to walk again that way, or know someone who has, you can recognize the difference in others as well. If just the difference from heel/toe walking and the way he is demonstrating in the "Grown And Healthy" video can have such an impact, I can only imagine how the way the alignment of these deathfats are walking is doing not only to their feet but hips and back. Which is why when these HAES idiots get on that being fat isn't unhealthy I have to laugh. It literally damages your body and they are ignoring

 

[CaseyTatumm]

>I don’t care if my kids grow up to be fat
And the 2022 Mawm of the Year award goes to...

If she said she cared then she would have to admit that it’s not healthy to be fat

 

[Meiwaku]

If she said she cared then she would have to admit that it’s not healthy to be fat

Last pic seen of her eldest he was indeed already fat sadly

 

[discount valium]

The vibrator post is "back"
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All the fatties seem to have gotten some sort of vibrator companies to financially support their sad internet presences. I see so many on Instagram posting sponsored ads about self pleasure hehe being a priority.

Edit: I can’t fucking spell

 

[𝕺𝖑' 𝕯𝖎𝖗𝖙𝖞 𝕱𝖆𝖙𝖘𝖔]

All the fatties seem to have gotten some sort of vibrator companies to financially support their sad internet presences. I see so many on Instagram posting sponsored ads about self pleasure hehe being a priority.

Edit: I can’t fucking spell

It seems like there's an inverse correlation between being able to reach your own vulva and shilling these weird alien vibrators on social media

 

[Pina Colada]

Last pic seen of her eldest he was indeed already fat sadly

To be fair, he did lose weight after getting sent to John's. He seems stocky more than anything, given he's at the age where boys are almost done with puberty.

 

[My cravat doesn't flutter]

It seems like there's an inverse correlation between being able to reach your own vulva and shilling these weird alien vibrators on social media

These companies should consider selling the necessary equipment to make the vibrator reach the genitals of those who can't reach them on their own. Tess would be the perfect shill for that.

 

[Oscar Winner]

Tess and her quacktitian are spinning more shit about fakerexia and muh mentalz.

There's some drama about Tess being invited to a thing hosted by Nikki Minaj and Tess turned down the invitation because she's not black. There's a long (this) ass tiktok of her explaining why she isn't going, but I vagued out because of Tess' nasal droning.
Somehow I doubt Tess actually has the conviction of her SJW beliefs to turn down such an opportunity, but I haven't tin foiled a solid theory yet.

 

[Cowpies]

There's some drama about Tess being invited to a thing hosted by Nikki Minaj and Tess turned down the invitation because she's not black.

Yeah, I call bullshit on this. When has she EVER turned down the opportunity to hang out with a celebrity, no matter how minor they are, and post it all over social media?

 

[George Floyd Sneed]

Yeah, I call bullshit on this. When has she EVER turned down the opportunity to hang out with a celebrity, no matter how minor they are, and post it all over social media?

Seriously. Tess spent the better part of the last two years desperately trying to get validation from black women, even likely paying them to hang out with her but the moment she gets invited to a party from a famous enough black woman she turns it down?

This is one of those things where since she gets away with calling herself anorexic and lied about her marriage with Nick that she feels she can basically just lie about anything she wants to.

 

[Daddy's Little Kitten]

Tess and her quacktitian are spinning more shit about fakerexia and muh mentalz.

There's some drama about Tess being invited to a thing hosted by Nikki Minaj and Tess turned down the invitation because she's not black. There's a long (this) ass tiktok of her explaining why she isn't going, but I vagued out because of Tess' nasal droning.
Somehow I doubt Tess actually has the conviction of her SJW beliefs to turn down such an opportunity, but I haven't tin foiled a solid theory yet.

lol no one invited her

Sad!

 

[Umaibae]

@Meiwaku I wanted to give you a puzzle piece, because that was some serious A+ autism (in the best way).

Spoiler: pl

Now I’m very self conscious about my flat feet. Not a Deathfat, just born with them and made worse when I broke my foot at ~18

 

[Smiling Honeybadger]

So, what Tess with her bullshit story is trying to say, is: Racial Segregation is totally woke and progressive! Whities hang out with Whities, and the proud and beautiful POC hang out with other POC!

Yeah, that is so dumb that can only come from that buttercream and sugar encrusted brain of hers.

 

[Water-T]

There's some drama about Tess being invited to a thing hosted by Nikki Minaj and Tess turned down the invitation because she's not black. There's a long (this) ass tiktok of her explaining why she isn't going, but I vagued out because of Tess' nasal droning.
Somehow I doubt Tess actually has the conviction of her SJW beliefs to turn down such an opportunity, but I haven't tin foiled a solid theory yet.

Yeah, there's no way a clout chaser and wannabe black woman like Tess would pass up a chance to be in the same vicinity with someone who checks all those boxes like Nicki Minaj.

I second @Massa's Little Buckie - she wasn't fucking invited. Now that Ryann's career has dwindled down to failed capsule collections, covers for magazines nobody's heard of, and shilling garbage clothes for fatties in exchange for freebies, Tess isn't getting invited to jack shit anymore.

I bet Messie Tessie is seething so hard right now. She must have been asked already why she's not currently hanging with her BBF and fellow Black Woman Nicki Minaj, and all she can do is lie through her teeth and say that she couldn't make it for bullshit reasons. Just like the last time there was a big fashion event with Rhianna's Fenty label, and Tess was like "OF COURSE I WAS INVITED BUT I WAS LIKE SOOOOOOOO BUSY WITH OTHER MODELLING ENGAGEMENTS!" when she had fuck-all else going on.

Feel free to keep lying, Tess. No one believes it, but it amuses us to see you cling to what little dignity you have left that you haven't farted out onto a champagne cake.

 

[Gay Mouth]

It seems like there's an inverse correlation between being able to reach your own vulva and shilling these weird alien vibrators on social media

These companies should consider selling the necessary equipment to make the vibrator reach the genitals of those who can't reach them on their own. Tess would be the perfect shill for that.

AH DIDDLE MAHSELF WITH A VIBRATOR ON A STICK

 

[Flawmil]

lol no one invited her

Sad!

It seems like most of tiktok content creators were invited to this event. Anyone with a decent following was given the opportunity.

To me, this seems like a calculated move on Tess’ part or her PR person. Think about it, Tess has been trying so hard to get credibility for being an advocate ever since her racist remark in like 2015. Who even asked that question? How do they know she didn’t go to that event? We document nearly everything she posts and I haven’t heard about this since her TikTok was posted. It even looks like is Tess is reading something the entire time during that tiktok.

She is sniffing her own farts so hard in that video and everyone is like “yassss queen you are perfect so great you didn’t attend”. My bet is one of her friends asked that question just so she could sit on her high horse and say she didn’t go. It was probably all orchestrated the moment she got the invite. The video has gone viral and people are for the most part positive, even though she sounds so far up her own ass in classic Tess fashion. “This person bad and racist, not me though, not anymore, I am the most anti racist ever, aren’t I such a great advocate????”

Side note: The event wasn’t even about black history month and was really a whole PR event for Nicki’s new album. This is just the new fad of canceling people.

 

[George Floyd Sneed]

Haha, no way. Tubbers jumps on every opportunity possible to show she’s still a high in demand supermodel. Then at the party she’d do something crass and embarrassing to stand out from all the other attendees.

The only plausible explanation for Ryann getting an invite and turning it down is that there is someone else who is going who’d upstage her to the point of a narc injury, like Ashley Graham.

 

[NoReturn]

Here's the TikTok video (full version):

And here are some videos from one of the people she linked:

 

[Mishy2021]

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Arm gunt.

Could also be thought of as another set of boobs and an arse crack! Multi body parts!