Horrorcow Lucas Werner - A man of Spokane, Washington who is obsessed with millennial and Gen Z chicks

King Daddy Telomerase said:
Compared to when I first followed Lucas in late 2019 during the Dream Chaser and SOFALAW drama in his greasy fartbox, he was cogent and made far more sense then. Now he spews gibberish and is incapable of conversation or debate with anyone.
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Schizophrenia does worsen with age, typically. It's also going to shave 5-20 years off his life.
 
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WonderWino said:
Walmart does background checks before they hire people. The last person walmart would put front and center to greet every person who comes in the store would be the local pedo who made national news for getting creepy with an underage starbucks employee. That isn't even getting into his criminal history, restraining orders, domestic violence conviction or the fact that between his smell and psycho eyes he'd make customers very uncomfortable the moment they entered the store
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You’re not wrong but I used to work at Walmart, long ago, and one of my coworkers had lost her kid to CPS because of her meth addiction before she was ever hired.

They do background checks, but they also sometimes genuinely don’t care enough to not hire awful people.
 
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Wernology said:
Oh, don't think he doesn't want a few tattoos (and big ones at that), he just can't afford shop prices, would probably have to disclose his MRSA, would be at super high risk for healing complications due to both the MRSA and his diabetes, and at least has enough sense to know going to a scratcher would be an amazingly bad idea even by Lucas standards.

Edit for the disagree: I'm speaking from direct conversation with Lucas. I know the stupid ass tattoos he was considering and he got upset when I told him what decent shop prices would be per hour. He also thought he could get a whole fucking back piece done in "a couple of hours".
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That’s not the only reason though, he has specifically stated he’s afraid of and “doesn’t like” pain. He is waaaay too much of a pussy to get a tattoo, even if he did have the money for it.

But yeah, I think part of it is that he “doesn’t like” them because he’s jealous of people who have them, because he knows he never will. He’ll never be able to afford it, and even if he could, he’s too much of a little bitch to get a tattoo or any kind of piercing besides maybe his ear lobes (which like people have mentioned it looks like may have been done before). So he hates that people so much younger and “inferior” to him are ballsy enough and financially stable to do things that he likes and wants both on himself and on a partner, when he’ll never have either.
 
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Lucas parrots a native american social justice Instagram that calls a bunch of white girls "Instagram hipsters". They may be Instagram hipsters, no doubt about that, but there's also no doubt that Lucas would fall all over himself kissing their asses if any one of these women showed the tiniest bit of interest in him.
 
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GleamingTheQ-Bert said:
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Lucas parrots a native american social justice Instagram that calls a bunch of white girls "Instagram hipsters". They may be Instagram hipsters, no doubt about that, but there's also no doubt that Lucas would fall all over himself kissing their asses if any one of these women showed the tiniest bit of interest in him.
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No see that fits with his shizopedo world view.
Those white girls should feel bad about themselves for being culturally insensitive IG hipsters and realize they are just hypocrites.
Such a realization will suddenly make them feel bad about not dating 40y/o homeless creepers.

You gotta take everything The Wern says or parrots into the context of him trying to get teenage poon.
 
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Gas Station Boner Pills said:
This is so full of cope it's just sad.

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The thing said to Lucas on the Owls stream that seemed to piss him off as much as the 'bitch' comment was when I told him he really doesn't mean anything to me; that I don't think about him nearly as often as he thinks I do, that nobody is really worth the time, effort, and energy of hating and I just find him pathetically funny, and that it takes very minimal effort on my art to copy paste his shit into a video and upload it directly from the editing app.

Could tell that he was so sure I was a centerpiece in his life and, like any narcissist, to find out he wasn't, gave a flash of a look like I'd just stabbed him in the throat. He covered it up well, they always do, but that one pissed him off.
 
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Looks like he's working pretty hard at that job, huh?

He still has time to lie around all day, he can't even be bothered to sit upright when he makes his stupid videos, but yeah, he's probably working somewhere...

Edit: I'm going to describe the video he made after the one above. So he says that the patriarchy hurts men as well, because women are never alone, they're always with other women or other men, because they're afraid of men, and they never want to go out on a date with you by themselves, because they're afraid and they need a chaperone.

Do I even need to say that that's a Lucas problem? First of all, people have friends. People tend to go do things in groups. That's reality. Not everyone is a friendless person who has such a horrible selfish personality that they drive everyone away. Second of all, no decent man has trouble getting a girl to agree on a solo date with him. If women need their friends to come with on dates with lucas, it's either because they're trolling him, or because they're genuinely afraid of him while trolling him.

Idiot.
 
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Gas Station Boner Pills said:
This is so full of cope it's just sad.

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You got me Lucas.
I wake up everyday and go to work at my job that pays for my car and think "oh how I wish I were a homeless commie bumcel" then get off work and grab drinks with my age-appropriate girlfriend and think "damn I wish she were a teenager" then go on a hike the next day and look down at my feet like "man if only these puppies were rotting off my legs!"

WonderWino said:
He's on a roll today. Now ranting about the patriarchy and how 'women are afraid of men'

No lucas, women are afraid of you


Also 'you never see woman alone! they're always with someone else! this fucks with my head!'
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The existence of men like Lucas is exactly why women are correct in their assessment to be afraid.

Wernology said:
The thing said to Lucas on the Owls stream that seemed to piss him off as much as the 'bitch' comment was when I told him he really doesn't mean anything to me; that I don't think about him nearly as often as he thinks I do, that nobody is really worth the time, effort, and energy of hating and I just find him pathetically funny, and that it takes very minimal effort on my art to copy paste his shit into a video and upload it directly from the editing app.

Could tell that he was so sure I was a centerpiece in his life and, like any narcissist, to find out he wasn't, gave a flash of a look like I'd just stabbed him in the throat. He covered it up well, they always do, but that one pissed him off.
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That moment was also amazing because to everyone there it seemed to ease up the tension, like "oh this guy isn't Lucas's #1 stalker/A-log, he's just some dude who documents Lucas's insanity on his spare time"; but to Lucas it was like a brick to the head.
 
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