DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

Where is DSP?

  • He is in Connecticut visiting family/funeral

    Votes: 213 47.9%
  • He and Khet are on a honeymoon style trip

    Votes: 12 2.7%
  • He has an issue (s) with the HOA requiring immediate fixes

    Votes: 27 6.1%
  • Comcast/ISP/Internet Issues

    Votes: 16 3.6%
  • He is taking a Kino Casino style break by not announcing when he comes back

    Votes: 30 6.7%
  • Phil and/or Khet Health Issue

    Votes: 48 10.8%
  • This is a social experiment from DSP

    Votes: 99 22.2%

  • Total voters
    445
  • Poll closed .
this unhinged nintendo rant in the prestream is fucking with my brain, once again Darksydekaren is calling a company "greedy" for NOT selling a product, somehow not leaving the wii u/3ds e-shop up is some Jewish ponzi scheme and "disrespectful to gaymers".
The idea that Nintendo is trying to free up resources so they're not being used to support hardware that hasn't been Nintendo's focus for years doesn't even occur in his head.

And DSP has a Business degree, everyone. I don't and yet even I can recognize why this is happening.
 
Seriously, is there any person that isn't him who, when hearing the phrase "behind the scenes" in a financial context, doesn't immediately associate it with phrases like bribe, embezzlement, political corruption, kickback and similar? Because that's where I frequently found the phrase whenever I read articles about one of my or nearby countries' politicians doing illegal shit.
Given how he fucks up words like fascists becoming fassists and seltzer become selser, maybe he's been saying behind the streams this whole time like mtv's behind the music.
 
The idea that Nintendo is trying to free up resources so they're not being used to support hardware that hasn't been Nintendo's focus for years doesn't even occur in his head.
Phil doesn't even care that they are freeing resources. All he cares was providing "gameplays" for the sake of begging for money and ranting for his paypigs and strangers to take a listen to.
And DSP has a Business degree, everyone. I don't and yet even I can recognize why this is happening.
Even with the Business degree, it's possible that Phil could abuse it for more paypig begging for donations and begging for more members on his streams.
 
In another episode of "things that will never happen"...

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Gee Phil, it's too bad your YouTube insider wasn't able to give you any information about super thanks eligibility. I'm sure that means Phil exhausted all other possible avenues and there is no information at all anywhere in the entire universe that could possibly explain why Phil isn't eligible for super thanks.

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This is a screen shot from the very first result when searching "super thanks" on google titled: "Super Thanks eligibility, availability, and policies"
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Morhaan.
 
Phil hates the game but he got a refund. His disdain for it is uncomfortable.
It's the same reason why he hates TLOU2 (not the writting cause he loves heavy rain which is dumb as fuck) .....
Because those games feature women being sexual and he thinks women are gross
So gross that stuff like that genuinly gets to him
 
Gee Phil, it's too bad your YouTube insider wasn't able to give you any information about super thanks eligibility. I'm sure that means Phil exhausted all other possible avenues and there is no information at all anywhere in the entire universe that could possibly explain why Phil isn't eligible for super thanks.

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This is a screen shot from the very first result when searching "super thanks" on google titled: "Super Thanks eligibility, availability, and policies"
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Morhaan.
Does this mean he is going to beg more often in "Youtube mode"?
 
Oh gee, how many times have we heard that before?

"[Insert Game Here] will save the channel..."

Yet things don't improve.
I mean, it’s a meme for a reason.

The first game he said that about wound up being a wet fart of a remastered edition that was forced to be patched just so they could sell the physical copies of it. And Phil’s playthroughs were identical in large portions to the first, second, and third times he played those games , in both gameplay and commentary.

Post your favorite “[X] is going to save the channel”. Doesn’t have to be a game.
 
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