DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

Where is DSP?

  • He is in Connecticut visiting family/funeral

    Votes: 213 47.9%
  • He and Khet are on a honeymoon style trip

    Votes: 12 2.7%
  • He has an issue (s) with the HOA requiring immediate fixes

    Votes: 27 6.1%
  • Comcast/ISP/Internet Issues

    Votes: 16 3.6%
  • He is taking a Kino Casino style break by not announcing when he comes back

    Votes: 30 6.7%
  • Phil and/or Khet Health Issue

    Votes: 48 10.8%
  • This is a social experiment from DSP

    Votes: 99 22.2%

  • Total voters
    445
  • Poll closed .
I literally open the stream and hear "All she does is mash! Just *mashes buttons*, it's stupid garbage gameplay!"

I forgot how salty Phil gets playing fighting games. This is honestly Phil at his most entertaining. Fuck "chill" streams, this is the kind of stuff Phil should focus on because this is that true khwality khantent. Dude mashes everything and the second his opponent hits him, "THEY'RE MASHING!". It's just a non-stop stream of excuses, it's nuts.
If there's one genre modern Phil really shouldn't be playing if he really wants to rebrand, it's ironically fighting games, the genre he built his initial reputation on. His current way of handling games just doesn't work with them.

Phil relies on someone finding an exploit and copying it until credits for any kind of challenge that uses reflex or just has chat tell him what to do for anything he can drag his heels over. FGs are designed in such a way that there is no singular way to break the game, with obvious attempts to ensure a more balanced experience where even the worst characters have a chance to win (as seen with tekken player Rangchu or sf's Mono) and FGs don't allow for dragging one's heels mid match so chat can't help him. This forces Phil to fight in a situation that makes him have to think on the spot, which he simply cannot do.

Phil's need for a cheap move to even try to play makes him predicable, with him struggling with even derich level intellects. From mashing out the same combos in MVC (to the point that he has fuck all situational awareness with him trying to mash a super he didn't have meter for) to relying on singular attacks (like Paul's PS or Bob's "Giga Jacker) and his complete lack of any experimentation outside of the one combo or attack he learns, if he even bothers to remember it (before he first went online he had been practicing a Paul combo but when he go online he went "Phoenix Smasher go brrrrrrr"). And this is the genre his entire "career" has been built on, his cred as a gamer comes from his past in the old FGC, a past that most people will only know the one highlight of outside of the one clip of being called a piece of shit.

Because he staked his pride to the genre, and his constant need to be better than everyone, he has never truly been able to take any losses gracefully outside of maybe Rambo (though Phil is such a pussy that he can only talk shit when he knows no one can clap back he knew not to be salty around one of his "useful idiots" and was seething the entire time). Phil has shown repeatedly that his excuses are as instinctual as they are utter bullshit. He is constantly contradicted by games thanks to most having "counter" coming up and frame delay counters pointing out his lag claims are just copium. The greatest proof was him blaming LAG when he was playing an offline bot in his precious super turbo. Phil doesn't play games for fun, he plays to "beat" them.

The only other genre that comes close to generating the amount of salt from him are racing games, namely that don't have a rewind feature (like NFS or CTR) as the same issues can be applied. No way to drag his heels to be guided by chat and they rely on reflexes and skill, things Phil will never have.
 
The only large sweaty organs DSP enjoys seeing are the ones attached to the lower half of his favorite wrasslers. It's why he hates women.
Phil is a life long incel. Either he's motorboating pixels (see: Eva in MGS3) or he's saying a woman's on their period or obnoxious. Phillyboi hates women. Phillyboi is an incel.
He's 100% afraid of intimacy and sex with women because of his childlike brain and that causes his incel behavior. If you watch his old videos where he cracked sex jokes they are the same type you would hear your perverted friend in middle or highschool make but Phil was like, 30. Same reason he loves WWE it's some baby brain child thing he clings onto because muh childhood. The people saying he's a closeted faggot are giving him way too much credit. 39 years of hiding that would take some skill. I think him being an impotent, incel manbaby at nearly 40 is way more pathetic then the alternative.
 
Phil and other people have talked about how you can't really play oldschool fighting games (and new ones that are built for the same kind of quick-fire moves/combos) with a controller.
Playing on a fightstick is also much more fun, at least for me. You can get much more physical with the hefty thing instead of a flimsy gamepad.

I absolutely suck at fighting games, but prefer a fight stick.
 
his horizon recap is hilarious... an alien corrupted Hades???? hahaha

hades was always designed to exterminate the earth and restart the terraforming process as a backup if GAIA made mistakes. Hades actually grew a conscience and became sentient. his AI was just doing its job. GAIA would then restart the process.

humans destroying the terraforming robots actually hurt hades and Hephaestus. Hephaestus was the AI that created the robots and it created robots specifically designed to kill humans. thats what all the non terraforming robots are for. the thunderjaw and sawtooth are made to PROTECT the terraforming robots.

hades actually isnt exactly bad, you can sort of feel bad for it because all it wanted to do was protect the terraforming robots from hunters
 
From the youtube nerd stats, Phil is uploading at 14Mbps to 15Mbps meaning he's upwards of 12000 Bitrate which is what causes the pixelation. He's maxing out his upload speed on the stream.
It's unbelievable how retarded Phil is. In the middle of nowhere US where I reside, my cheap internet plan is 4 times faster. There's no reason Phil couldn't get better internet when he lives in the suburbs of a major city like Seattle.

He literally chose the far slower "business" plan and pays a premium for it because he saw the word business and it reminded him he's a serious adult with a custom serious homemade robust "business". Clearly not understanding business class has more to do with reliability than speed. Just astounding even his internet plan was chosen to stroke his ego. He's so mentally ill.
 
edit: Whats the deal with the returnal hate btw?
king of hate
Phil's thinking and this comes directly from Phil, that if there is a problem it will be fixed instantly. That's not how business net works. Yes say a tech is at a residential customers place doing and install they will drop what they are doing and go to the business clients instead, they are a priority call.

But what if there's a router fire? Phil's is on an HFC network through Comcast, say in a drunkin Gin daze he decides to go to BK for a Chaking and he slams in to the router for his gated hollow?

That ain't gonna be fixed instantly.

How do I know? I used to do internet installs for Shaw and Telus.


Exactly, I pay $115 for 1.5Gbps Down 100Mbps up.
I'm sure he thinks that if someone takes out a pole with one of their junction/power boxes on it, it gets fixed in 5 minutes
 
It's unbelievable how retarded Phil is. In the middle of nowhere US where I reside, my cheap internet plan is 4 times faster. There's no reason Phil couldn't get better internet when he lives in the suburbs of a major city like Seattle.

He literally chose the far slower "business" plan and pays a premium for it because he saw the word business and it reminded him he's a serious adult with a custom serious homemade robust "business". Clearly not understanding business class has more to do with reliability than speed. Just astounding even his internet plan was chosen to stroke his ego. He's so mentally ill.
And he pays for two of them. Even the most minute details of his life are stupid.
 
He ended up having nothing to talk about early and mentioned to starting the game. Resorted to chat to bring up anything. 30 minutes behind usual playtime he spent about 25 of it just wasting it instead of playing the game.

Here comes in the mocking nerd voice "Oooh Phil why aren't you playin the game yet? Waaaaaaah"

Just a fucking asshole. These prestream mock-podcasts make him act so fuckin smug because he somehow gets a boost from talking out of his ass forever to a wall.
It really is just a reminder that the only reason he calls his therapy session a "podcast" is that he wants to spend the least amount of time possible playing games. If he really wanted to do a "podcast" he didn't need to and shouldn't have done it before a gameplay stream. He knows that his audience hate him doing it, he knows that they are there for the games, he knows that that no one with a brain cares about his sub zero takes based on twitter. He just doesn't care.
 
Lmao, I love how he managed to create this toxic vibe while playing a highly anticipated AAA game because his stream is blurry as fuck. This screenshot is taken from a windowed version of the original stream at 1080p, so imagine how fucking bad it is at full screen:

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Look at the bastard scanning the chat, ready to lash out at morons daring to mention the Vaseline-like quality of his stream. :story:

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It really is just a reminder that the only reason he calls his therapy session a "podcast" is that he wants to spend the least amount of time possible playing games. If he really wanted to do a "podcast" he didn't need to and shouldn't have done it before a gameplay stream. He knows that his audience hate him doing it, he knows that they are there for the games, he knows that that no one with a brain cares about his sub zero takes based on twitter. He just doesn't care.

He slacks off harder on the job he's given himself than I ever have in a professional role. It amazes me how much controller-in-hand time he's managed to whittle down.
 
I don't know the specifics about phil's area so there may be a monopoly for broadband internet where Phil lives near seattle, but as has been said many times, business class internet is intended for more internet lines, not faster speeds. So Phil is paying for business class internet, a service intended for dozens if not hundreds of connections, and connects his computer and video game consoles to it.
 
He's 100% afraid of intimacy and sex with women because of his childlike brain and that causes his incel behavior. If you watch his old videos where he cracked sex jokes they are the same type you would hear your perverted friend in middle or highschool make but Phil was like, 30.
Look at the Morahn detracktor.
Ackchually, im not an incel because I had sex with Leanna once, 7 years ago.
Phil relies on someone finding an exploit and copying it until credits for any kind of challenge that uses reflex or just has chat tell him what to do for anything he can drag his heels over. FGs are designed in such a way that there is no singular way to break the game, with obvious attempts to ensure a more balanced experience where even the worst characters have a chance to win (as seen with tekken player Rangchu or sf's Mono) and FGs don't allow for dragging one's heels mid match so chat can't help him. This forces Phil to fight in a situation that makes him have to think on the spot, which he simply cannot do.
there's something weird about that. i remember watching a video of DSP playing injustice 2, and he sucked ass at it. im surprised he didnt just use Death Stroke with the gun and spam it to win fights. you score a lot of easy wins doing it. he kept playing with swamp thing and atrocitus and losing.
 
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I don't know the specifics about phil's area so there may be a monopoly for broadband internet where Phil lives near seattle, but as has been said many times, business class internet is intended for more internet lines, not faster speeds. So Phil is paying for business class internet, a service intended for dozens if not hundreds of connections, and connects his computer and video game consoles to it.
There are 6 ISP's in Renton

Comcast 1200Mbps Max Download ( No fiber, straight COAX on an HFC Network )
CenturyLink 940Mbps Max Download
Viasat (Satellite ) 100Mbps Max Download
HughesNet (Satellite) 10Mbps Max Download
Astound 1000Mbps Max Download
Ultra Home Internet (5G) 110Mbps Max Download
 
There are 6 ISP's in Renton

Comcast 1200Mbps Max Download ( No fiber, straight COAX on an HFC Network )
CenturyLink 940Mbps Max Download
Viasat (Satellite ) 100Mbps Max Download
HughesNet (Satellite) 10Mbps Max Download
Astound 1000Mbps Max Download
Ultra Home Internet (5G) 110Mbps Max Download
yeah, but i have no time to get another internet provider and i cant afford the loss of not streaming that day because i have bills and taxes and im living paycheck to paycheck and on the only day i can do it is Kats day off, and i should be spending that time with her.
by the way, tips are low.
 
Damn he's already shitting on Horizon Forbidden West. You can really tell when he's only playing a game to go through the motions.
There's three stages:
1. DSP hyped a game up and its so piss easy and low effort that he'll play no matter what whalechairs want. See: Street Fighter, Fall Guys, Yakuza
2. DSP was tentative about playing a game when he saw it in the new release schedule. Thus he plays while looking for any reason to drop it all the while giving snarky commentary. See: Horizon Forbidden West, The Quiet Man, Cyberpunk 2077, Last of Us 2
3. DSP HATES the game and will drop it first chance he gets put it on the back burner Or say "there's a possibility of playing <game> when things are less busy". See: Dying Light 2, Code Vein, Divinity Original Sin
 
Damn he's already shitting on Horizon Forbidden West. You can really tell when he's only playing a game to go through the motions.
There's three stages:
1. DSP hyped a game up and its so piss easy and low effort that he'll play no matter what whalechairs want. See: Street Fighter, Fall Guys, Yakuza
2. DSP was tentative about playing a game when he saw it in the new release schedule. Thus he plays while looking for any reason to drop it all the while giving snarky commentary. See: Horizon Forbidden West, The Quiet Man, Cyberpunk 2077, Last of Us 2
3. DSP HATES the game and will drop it first chance he gets put it on the back burner Or say "there's a possibility of playing <game> when things are less busy". See: Dying Light 2, Code Vein, Divinity Original Sin
He already set up the stream by using that one chatter as an example that if you complain about the game being slow and boring, to pretty much fuck off.
It seems exactly this that he hyped up another new release, and we all know this will not save the stream. I had no fuckin' clue about this game coming out because Elden Ring is overshadowing a lot of releases. This will be another Dying Light 2.

DSP was doing story dialogue shit and someone in the chat goes "test?" since no one was talking. DSP took this as a reminder that everyone wasn't talking in chat because they are so into the game!

Hint hint: Don't ever mention how this is another Playstation borefest of a game. He doesn't like that.
 
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There are 6 ISP's in Renton

Comcast 1200Mbps Max Download ( No fiber, straight COAX on an HFC Network )
CenturyLink 940Mbps Max Download
Viasat (Satellite ) 100Mbps Max Download
HughesNet (Satellite) 10Mbps Max Download
Astound 1000Mbps Max Download
Ultra Home Internet (5G) 110Mbps Max Download
and despite all that, I can tell you comcast is easily the worst in this area because it goes down all the fucking time. Century Link's speeds aren't as good but I've never heard anything bad about it from friends.

EDIT: I also feel the need to add, I've only ever heard about Comcast and Century Link here, those others I've never heard of in my entire life.
 
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