Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

[John Andrews Stan]

Assuming Moviebob cares about anyone other than himself, of course.

Bob is a Marvel guy. That’s the point.

 

[AirdropShitposts]

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(Archive of WP article)

Of course Bob likes Jennifer Rubin, the ultimate no bad tactics, only bad targets columnist in the major media. She spent nearly a decade accusing Obama of being a secret Muslim, attacking Democrats in other disingenuous ways, defending Israel blindly, being a general embarrassment to conservatives, etc. then in 2020 she threw out literally all her past political opinions to become a Biden bootlicker including disclaiming her original views on abortion, gun rights, taxes, foreign policy, etc. while insisting she's changed not at all. Now she's one of the most popular columnists in the White House!

She's basically a form of what Bob aspires to be, she even worked in Hollywood for twenty years before somehow becoming a political columnist!

Lots of Russia-Ukraine bullshit.
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Then you're an awful person, Bob.

Bobby thinks people with principles are stupid (archive of The Atlantic article)
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Bob, you haven't meaningfully changed as a person since 2008. All you've done is merely align yourself with a failed class of person on Twitter.

"Technology is innocent! It is the people who are evil!!!"
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The tweet says the "WHO?", Bob. The Chinese state. The CCP. "In theory? Good practice!"

Ginni Thomas (Archive of NYT article)
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Who does Bob think should stop this from being "allowed to go on"? Weird how he constantly throws out tweets like this, and a couple of the above, where he's clearly angry that other people are not being murdered by the state for doing things that are not crimes, but then he whines and cries harassment when someone calls him an authoritarian. Which I will note is opposed to when he's not bragging about it and how it makes him a superior person to want to see others suffering and how much others are at fault for not allowing him this. Life's just so hard for the superior being who simply wants to end democracy permanently and murder everyone who offends him in any way so he can watch his Disney films in peace.

I DO NOT believe that Bob listened to his doctor. His doctor, if he/she were minimally competent, would tell Bob to stop drinking as part of his beetus management.

Bob has not stopped drinking. Therefore, Bob does NOT listen to his doctor.

Maybe his doctor is a Believer though. Being a Thinker, Bob, has a superior grasp on medical science.

 

[Gaear Grimsrud]

Bob would NEVER EVER EVER EVER date a fat spergy chick. He is convinced he deserves a better class of woman. He goes for the girls so out of his league they're playing on an intergalactic level. Let's be honest, Bob's been totally brainwashed by TV, and what was all the rage in the 90s and 2000s? The fat, nerdy side character getting with a smoking hot chick because he was a "nice guy." Bob thinks if he follows the right rules and says the right things, then by the rules of movie logic his reward will be a bona fide QT3.14 who loves him for him.

Unfortunately for Bob, this is reality, and in reality even a 0.5/10 is out of his league.

Remember when Bob said that one of the reasons he hates Shrek is because of the 'ugly people need to be in relationships with other ugly people' message?

 

[Arthur Morgan]

Drinking alcoholic cider when you’re a diabetic is just the slow, pussy way of killing yourself. If Robert cared about his niece and nephew, he would not enable or approve of their father’s problematic drinking. Robert literally cares more about defending the honor of “Marvel guys” than about his own flesh and blood.

He probably doesn't even understand how much sugar there is in drinks that aren't soda. He said he cut soda, but instead switched to fruit drinks, which are terrible for diabetics, most likely because he hears 'fruit' and assumes 'healthy'. Like when he tried eating better by scarfing down an entire bag of carrots as part of a 'new diet'.

If I was diabetic, I would research what I could and couldn't have. Bob just assumes he already knows.

Remember when Bob said that one of the reasons he hates Shrek is because of the 'ugly people need to be in relationships with other ugly people' message?

Oh yeah, that was a classic. And showcases just how unobjective he really is.

 

[AirdropShitposts]

Bob shouldn't have to lower himself to sleep with an unattractive Believer woman with sharp knees from a lower social class.

Imagine that I could draw and imagine that I added to this post a picture of Bob in his Captain N outfit with like Scarlett Johansson dressed in that Mario Raccoon outfit from a few pages back clutched to his side going "Oh, Bob!" as he fires out "You are not a person." at the inhuman GQP hordes on Twitter represented as some kind of filthy zombie mass approaching from the vacant fly over country towards his beloved 21st Century Boston of flying cars and rocket ships and large cinemas.

 

[TopTierHealer]

Bob would NEVER EVER EVER EVER date a fat spergy chick. He is convinced he deserves a better class of woman. He goes for the girls so out of his league they're playing on an intergalactic level. Let's be honest, Bob's been totally brainwashed by TV, and what was all the rage in the 90s and 2000s? The fat, nerdy side character getting with a smoking hot chick because he was a "nice guy." Bob thinks if he follows the right rules and says the right things, then by the rules of movie logic his reward will be a bona fide QT3.14 who loves him for him.

Unfortunately for Bob, this is reality, and in reality even a 0.5/10 is out of his league.

Even if Bob doesnt want to admit it, that's how his brain is wired. That's why he's called a Marvel boi: good wins in the end and bad guy loses. Fat retard gets the girl because that's what mr shekelbergstein told me in American Pie 69. Saying the right things to raise a girls affection level towards you is such a virgin mindset. What's next? Dating / high school simulators? Tell me how that worked out for Spaghetti-tan.

 

[Koby_Fish]

Of course Bob likes Jennifer Rubin, the ultimate no bad tactics, only bad targets columnist in the major media. She spent nearly a decade accusing Obama of being a secret Muslim, attacking Democrats in other disingenuous ways, defending Israel blindly, being a general embarrassment to conservatives, etc. then in 2020 she threw out literally all her past political opinions to become a Biden bootlicker including disclaiming her original views on abortion, gun rights, taxes, foreign policy, etc. while insisting she's changed not at all. Now she's one of the most popular columnists in the White House!

She's basically a form of what Bob aspires to be, she even worked in Hollywood for twenty years before somehow becoming a political columnist!

Then you're an awful person, Bob.

Bob, you haven't meaningfully changed as a person since 2008. All you've done is merely align yourself with a failed class of person on Twitter.

The tweet says the "WHO?", Bob. The Chinese state. The CCP. "In theory? Good practice!"

Who does Bob think should stop this from being "allowed to go on"? Weird how he constantly throws out tweets like this, and a couple of the above, where he's clearly angry that other people are not being murdered by the state for doing things that are not crimes, but then he whines and cries harassment when someone calls him an authoritarian. Which I will note is opposed to when he's not bragging about it and how it makes him a superior person to want to see others suffering and how much others are at fault for not allowing him this. Life's just so hard for the superior being who simply wants to end democracy permanently and murder everyone who offends him in any way so he can watch his Disney films in peace.


Maybe his doctor is a Believer though. Being a Thinker, Bob, has a superior grasp on medical science.

Bob is upset because those not being taken out in minecraft will therefore go on to harm the muhnorities (the darkies, speds, troons, and bundles of sticks), because he believes that's what anyone who votes the not-D (or equivalent internationally) is all about. He truly believes that every single conservative Republican "believer" (and maybe some not-believers who nonetheless inexplicably - to Bob - vote the R) is just itching to gas the darkies/speds/bundles of sticks/troons in Minecraft as though that was the penultimate achievement. Therefore he believes that the ONLY way to save the darkies/troons/speds/bundles of sticks is to gas the MAGAts (in Minecraft, of course!)

I dunno who bob's been listening to (outside of nutjob paranoid blue checkmark twitter idiots like MOS and Lass Library) which convinced him of that?

 

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This might be what they were drinking yesterday.
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retardos wasting their money on hipster beer...talk about cliché

 

[AirdropShitposts]

I dunno who bob's been listening to (outside of nutjob paranoid blue checkmark twitter idiots like MOS and Lass Library) which convinced him of that?

Himself.

He wants to eliminate the Believers, so obviously they want to eliminate him and the rest of the Thinkers since they're a threat to the Believers. All of human existence is simply a race to eliminate the other before they eliminate you, anyone who says otherwise is a Believer. This is why he devotes himself to stopping their evil and stupid plans by tweeting endlessly and reviewing movies on YouTube.

"The only thing necessary for the triumph of evil is for good men to do nothing." - Tony Stark, Thinker

 

[Mr Processor]

Remember when Bob said that one of the reasons he hates Shrek is because of the 'ugly people need to be in relationships with other ugly people' message?

I'm no Shrek expert, but I don't think that's the message of the movie at all. I'm not surprised that's what Bob took out of it though.

Of course, the reality of Bob's life is more like ugly, hate-filled weirdos don't get to be with anyone at all. Which, if it were a movie, would be a message I would fully endorse and support.

 

[Positron]

ACLU is fighting another quixotic battle.

Something of an aside: in the past three weeks in Hong Kong (which is weathering a Delta-Omicron storm) three previously-healthy children have died from covid. Aged 11 months to 5 years and hence too young for vaccines, all three showed signs of encephalitis and cerebral edema, not thought to be common complications of covid. Speculations abound: is it a new mutant? Genetic predispositions? Or were the kids deprived of nature cross-immunity against other coronaviruses because schools were closed? The answer is not clear; but I want to point out that human diseases are complicated and unpredictable; they surely don't work like zombie plagues in movies. People who zealously think they are "protecting children" might inadvertent end up doing the reverse.

Bobby has nothing new to say about the convoy, but of course that doesn't stop him from saying.

Reminder that gay men have been the biggest gaggle of plague rats of the late 20th century.

Idolaters of Hillary Rodham will never forgive Russia.




Cancel culture is, of course, not real. Nothing that doesn't affect Bobby is ever real.


Terf Island bigot found!


More tranny bullshit. Congrats to Antony "Erin" Reed for his gradation to Rat King, and for his freshly baked amhole!


Bobby reminds Johnny Flynn of his class privilege:




Whor. I thought Natalie Portman plays Whor?

 

[EnemyStand]

I'm no Shrek expert, but I don't think that's the message of the movie at all. I'm not surprised that's what Bob took out of it though.

Of course, the reality of Bob's life is more like ugly, hate-filled weirdos don't get to be with anyone at all. Which, if it were a movie, would be a message I would fully endorse and support.

The message is more "Being alone is miserable, even if you think you're happy." Bob just doesn't want to admit he's Shrek before the character development.

 

[BaconBoobs]

ACLU is fighting another quixotic battle.
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Something of an aside: in the past three weeks in Hong Kong (which is weathering a Delta-Omicron storm) three previously-healthy children have died from covid. Aged 11 months to 5 years and hence too young for vaccines, all three showed signs of encephalitis and cerebral edema, not thought to be common complications of covid. Speculations abound: is it a new mutant? Genetic predispositions? Or were the kids deprived of nature cross-immunity against other coronaviruses because schools were closed? The answer is not clear; but I want to point out that human diseases are complicated and unpredictable; they surely don't work like zombie plagues in movies. People who zealously think they are "protecting children" might inadvertent end up doing the reverse.

Bobby has nothing new to say about the convoy, but of course that doesn't stop him from saying.
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Reminder that gay men have been the biggest gaggle of plague rats of the late 20th century.

Idolaters of Hillary Rodham will never forgive Russia.
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Cancel culture is, of course, not real. Nothing that doesn't affect Bobby is ever real.
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Terf Island bigot found!
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More tranny bullshit. Congrats to Antony "Erin" Reed for his gradation to Rat King, and for his freshly baked amhole!
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Bobby reminds Johnny Flynn of his class privilege:
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Whor. I thought Natalie Portman plays Whor?
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I do like the way the bongs since 2016 have been winding up tards like blob by just using common sense but these retards do not seem to know anything about the UK. I work in Bongland a few months a year so though not an expert know a little bit. This conservative government blob likes to hate on not only legalized gay marriage, they legalized being a homo way back in the 60s, have had TWO female prime minsters, they might produce a THRID female PM and a POC on at that with that Priti Patel nutter.

The "Conservatives" are actually quite fucking liberal they just do not want kids cutting their dicks off they are way more liberal than say the American Democrats and once again Blob is talking out his ass.

 

[Gaear Grimsrud]

I'm no Shrek expert, but I don't think that's the message of the movie at all. I'm not surprised that's what Bob took out of it though.

Of course, the reality of Bob's life is more like ugly, hate-filled weirdos don't get to be with anyone at all. Which, if it were a movie, would be a message I would fully endorse and support.

Here it is.

Of course he IMMEDIATELY tries to undercut what he just admitted his reading of what Shrek was about with, 'its just a joke!'

 

[Dr. Henry Armitage]

Here it is.

Of course he IMMEDIATELY tries to undercut what he just admitted his reading of what Shrek was about with, 'its just a joke!'

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Great now I want to see a remake of Shrek staring Bob. Where Bob lives in his swamp and spends the majority of his time giving messages to the town crier calling for the deaths of Dulocs farmers, carpenters and stone masons. The fairly tale creatures leave of their own accord because they find Bob too annoying and insane. Eventually Bob hears about the princess voiced by Scarlett Johansson. He goes off to find her only to be beaten to it by prince charming. He returns to his swamp to angrily write more messages and drink. Blaming the farmers and other manual laborers for stealing all the princesses and his superior future as their rightful ruler. Bob dies alone in his swamp unloved and unmourned.

 

[BaconBoobs]

Here it is.

Of course he IMMEDIATELY tries to undercut what he just admitted his reading of what Shrek was about with, 'its just a joke!'

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Bob is just mad that he is too fat and ugly even for fat and ugly chicks. As far as Bob is concerned Shrek lied to him.

 

[Tronathon242]

The message is more "Being alone is miserable, even if you think you're happy." Bob just doesn't want to admit he's Shrek before the character development.

Shrek didn't really drink himself to death over his loneliness. He seemed content until other people started intruding on his land.

I would say the message isn't original. It's a "beauty isn't only skin deep" kinda thing, but done very well. The developing love between Shrek and Fiona is believable and actually something we want to see.

With Bob, he's as ugly as sin outside and even more horrifying on the inside, but he desires women and "women" that are above and beyond what he is worth or deserves. He wouldn't settle for someone he doesn't think is massively attractive to him and maybe all of these reasons are why he made that statement about Shrek.

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Bob. Bobby. Robert. You had a existential crisis over the fact that Mario didn't come from Brooklyn as per one of the games. You still have poorly disguised conniption fits about it. Who are you to dismiss people's concerns over how the latest MCU slop is bastardizing and bending Norse mythology over the pinball machine?

 

[Mola Ram]

. Who are you to dismiss people's concerns over how the latest MCU slop is bastardizing and bending Norse mythology over the pinball machine?

Are you kidding? Just the other day he was chiding Republicans for believing some people don't matter, and he routinely has the gall to mock others for their physical appearances, despite his own resemblance to an obese orangutan with mange.

 

[EnemyStand]

Shrek didn't really drink himself to death over his loneliness. He seemed content until other people started intruding on his land.

I would say the message isn't original. It's a "beauty isn't only skin deep" kinda thing, but done very well. The developing love between Shrek and Fiona is believable and actually something we want to see.

With Bob, he's as ugly as sin outside and even more horrifying on the inside, but he desires women and "women" that are above and beyond what he is worth or deserves. He wouldn't settle for someone he doesn't think is massively attractive to him and maybe all of these reasons are why he made that statement about Shrek.

Well, yeah but he was exiled from society and figured it was his lot in life. He carved out his own little piece of the world and figured he didn't need the rest of it. When he was forced outside of his comfort zone and made friends, he realized how shitty being on his own actually was and finally let himself become part of the wider world, making him happy, not just content.

Bob. Bobby. Robert. You had a existential crisis over the fact that Mario didn't come from Brooklyn as per one of the games. You still have poorly disguised conniption fits about it. Who are you to dismiss people's concerns over how the latest MCU slop is bastardizing and bending Norse mythology over the pinball machine?

I'd love for these idiots to meet a real Aesir. Their neo-Pagan bullshit would not survive.

 

[DarkEmoMario64]

So...a bit of a controversial take. This is worse then supporting Cuties. Sure having been sexualized as a child can cause some trauma ones you reach puberty and you get a feeling for the context you were put in, but hey in the end it is all in the past. Having your dingalingaling cut off and filled with hormon blockers is irreversable damage for any child.

By the way I am not even worried about people like Bob being so pro transchildren because children tend to be more naive then adults but rather because adults idea of helping children often goes against what they actually want and parents often end up telling children what they want to do.