Horrorcow Lucas Werner - A man of Spokane, Washington who is obsessed with millennial and Gen Z chicks

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Typical Lucas excuse...probably can't get it repaired because the orthopedic shoes don't have rainproof coatings on them. Also it's Wednesday.
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Its the same bs excuse he used several times before. There is no rational reason his phone would suddenly pick that moment to start acting strange, despite having no issues with it up until that point

In reality he had a realization that he was going to have some difficult questions to answer over why he deleted his account and probably figured out his bs lies about it would make him look like he was trying to hide something and would make him look bad no matter how he tried to spin it. He knows he's not good at defending himself when he's put on the spot. He also likely figured out the 4 minute nigga video that got deleted would be brought up and how he definitely has no excuse for that one and no way of explaining it that didn't make him look really bad. Even he knows 'I was off my meds' doesn't explain that one away
 
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Lucas already explained the nigger stuff. He said it because the mentally ill zoomer trash around him gets laid while saying it, so he'll do it too to punish the zoomer baes that won't fuck him. He'll have to pretend to care about it now to maintain his proper leftist virtue signaling, which I don't care.
 
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Looks like Fatty's phone mysteriously started working again. He posted this an hour ago.
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Shut the fuck up, faggot! Quit your virtue signaling. You're the one referring to women as wealth and saying they can be hoarded and that women should be handed to you. You said all these things, Lucas. But I guess we should mooooove on! You were off your meds, so, not your fault, right?
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Wernology said:
So, all of the reuploading I'm doing is introducing lots and lots of new people to Lucas.

He should be cashapping me for making people interested in him again.

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I love how the wern's master plan of staying under the radar just backfired immensely. usually his videos would just get lost to the void in his dead channel, but with klick's reuploads it's gaining some traction. Fingers crossed, if this keeps up Lucas might reach pre-incest Chris-Chan:tomgirl: notoriety.
 
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WonderWino said:
When lucas starts talking about how good his hygiene and 'health bar' are and why he shouldn't have being a hobo held against him in this video
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Lucas, no one would actually want to listen to you promoting your sites, or anything else you said. It's ironic that you say how good your hygiene and "health bar" is, while telling petty reasons why he should not be held back by a single hobo. The reason why you're ranting for 9:59 minutes is that because you're thinking about attracting females with your rants and your ugly face in front of them. At this point, no woman would ever want to marry you and want to create a family with you.
 
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NaggotFigger said:
Lucas, no one would actually want to listen to you promoting your sites, or anything else you said. It's ironic that you say how good your hygiene and "health bar" is, while telling petty reasons why he should not be held back by a single hobo. The reason why you're ranting for 9:59 minutes is that because you're thinking about attracting females with your rants and your ugly face in front of them. At this point, no woman would ever want to marry you and want to create a family with you.
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It's just not in the cards....
 
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Lucas describes his majestic elk kingdom being like shangri-la and like some kind of weird version of how i'd expect a religious person to describe an afterlife, only for living zoome baes

He also tries to flex and threaten to send his dad after people cause he's a postal worker and 'carries a 9mm pistol' and since messing with the mail is a federal offense 'he can kill you and get away with it' i'm surprised he didn't literally say 'my dad is a mailman so he knows where you live so stop trolling me.' Its definitely the point he was trying to get across

Lucas manages to do a bizarre flex and brag in a way no sane person would do at the same time

and he's clearly wearing his holy robes of atheism in that video
 
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WonderWino said:
Lucas describes his majestic elk kingdom being like shangri-la and like some kind of weird version of how i'd expect a religious person to describe an afterlife, only for living zoome baes

He also tries to flex and threaten to send his dad after people cause he's a postal worker and 'carries a 9mm pistol' and since messing with the mail is a federal offense 'he can kill you and get away with it' i'm surprised he didn't literally say 'my dad is a mailman so he knows where you live so stop trolling me.' Its definitely the point he was trying to get across

Lucas manages to do a bizarre flex and brag in a way no sane person would do at the same time

and he's clearly wearing his holy robes of atheism in that video
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Oh I forgot about his Snuggie...roaming free wherever his batman pantaloons graze now
 
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