Russian Invasion of Ukraine (2022): Thread 1 - Ukrainian Liars vs Russian Liars with Air and Artillery Superiority

[A Logging Company]

If Russia does end up completely taking over Ukraine, I'm kind of wondering what is going to happen with the Ukrainian gas/oil companies like Burisma. Presumably, they're not going to let them continue to lauder money for US politicians.

Putin leaking all of Bursima and similar corporations internal communications would be a based move.

 

[OG Swolemaster]

Fuckin baffles me that we sent them Missile launchers but not M4s. Aks are ass compared to M4s, and the M4 is far more accurate.

Minute differences in small arms are nearly irrelevant in conventional war.

 

[make_it_so]

You Americans voted for a walking corpse.

Eh, debatable....

 

[Manly_Brony]

I'm up. What happened during the night?

 

[Mr Bunny]

Even if they still gave a shit about those lands its not like NATO hasn't bent the rules before, and there's never been a more likely time for that to happen.

Most likely, I just found it retarded that Finland is acting like they care about the turf then cry to get into NATO afterward, it is the exact kind of retardation that one should expect from clown world.

 

[Willie Thrills]

I'm up. What happened during the night?

war crimes

 

[Happy Fish]

Eh, debatable....

Contestable even.

 

[Saleh]

Eh, debatable....

Maybe a zombie?

 

[Feline Supremacist]

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So it's OK to be a Nazi now? I'm confused.

 

[Cynically Insane]

What a time to be alive. Three days ago I was kinda sorta interested in getting nuked. Now I am wondering if the screaming dying dog and blown apart bodies was worth all the attention I gave it. Is this a war, or one long neverending edging session?

In my house we already refer to it as the Meme War.

 

[Local Fed]

I'm up. What happened during the night?

There was a heated debate between the proud M4 and AK47 factions of Kyiv Farms. No clear winner was decided; dozens were accused of preferring to lay with those of the same sex. NATO is currently debating issuing sanctions over it.

Meanwhile, President Joe Biden confirmed America's commitment to the Iranian people in their fight against the Russians. His new SCOTUS nominee gave us all the tl;dr on the conflict. You may find this video one or two pages back.

 

[Mr Bunny]

So it's OK to be a Nazi now? I'm confused.

Always has been and anyone who says otherwise is a globohomo faggot or a russian bot.

 

[Feline Supremacist]

I'm up. What happened during the night?

Niggers.

 

[Happy Fish]

Knowing Google they'll keep it the same but call those areas "Occupied Ukrainian Territory" or something.

TransUkrain: The most strong and powerful territory.

 

[JambledUpWords]

So it's OK to be a Nazi now? I'm confused.

Many aren’t aware that supporting Ukraine includes supporting the Nazis there. If we’re to apply the same guilt by association that SJWs use to cancel people, everyone with a Ukraine flag in their profile supports Avoz Battalion.

 

[Fraiser crane]

BIDEN: "Putin may circle Kyiv with tanks, but he will never gain the hearts and souls of the Iranian people."

Lmao USA is a joke

 

[LaxerBRO]

Me: Stay out of my neighborhood, bitch.

 

[ColtWalker1847]

The algorithm amplifies who it wants to amplify. Most websites don't work like KiwiFarms or 4chan nowadays. People exchanged having an unregulated shitpile to sift through for a seemingly personally tailored newsfeed.

It was always kinda that way though. You would never see a story that painted certain pictures on Fark back in the day. You were handed a curated selection of news articles to peruse and the trained monkeys would react accordingly. Now Fark is essentially dead but it has been replaced by a much larger venue with a much lower bar to clear for entry. It devolved into the dumbest shortest-attention-span-having beautiful-opinions contest ever devised. It makes the place that worshipped Wesley Crusher look smart by comparison.

What gets me is that the people on it, then as now, don't understand that it is all being curated for them. You are only seeing what somebody wants you to see and they have gotten damn good at packaging and selling the message to the audience. Early viral marketing campaigns don't have shit on the slick operations they have now.

 

[Feline Supremacist]

BIDEN: "Putin may circle Kyiv with tanks, but he will never gain the hearts and souls of the Iranian people."

Lmao USA is a joke

What took you so long to grasp that?

 

[mr.moon1488]

On top of all the propaganda, this kind of shit is one of the reasons I'm losing sympathy for the Ukrainian people in general.

https://twitter.com/DacianSoros/status/1498912122163576832

You can very clearly hear gunshots that sound like they're pretty close by, and it's obvious that they're motioning for dumb fuck to get the hell out of the area, but this is some kind of horrible thing.