r/VolunteersForUkraine - The ManChildren's Crusade of 2022

The willingness of Western audiences to fight this war is genuinely baffling. If Biden wanted it, he could easily declare a no-fly over Ukraine with no political fallout! All those fools ignore that we have come incredibly close to a nuclear war. Putin is not the kind of man that tolerates humiliation well. We are witnessing a worse form of jingoism than that of the summer of 1914. Those individuals will shit themselves once they hear the first shell explode (like most of us would do), and they will beg their countries to save them. I can not imagine the reaction of those poor Ukrainian soldiers when they witness them...

Moreover, there are serious practical issues. It is well known (and someone posted an infographic before further hinting at it) that the Ukrainian Army lacks enough rifles and ammunition to even arm its own reservists. How are those fools going to find enough ammunition or food to supply themselves? Why would Ukrainian soldiers share their rations with some obese entitled degenerates?
 
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Can't go to war without your Touhou fumos lmao
 
This subreddit is truly the gift that keeps on giving.

Can I bring my pet turtle to the active conflict zone? I promise he won't cause issues.
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Will the Ukrainian government refill my prescription for HRT medication, or should I bring my own?
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Ukraine is cool with Registered Sex Offenders who want to fight for freedom, right?
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Those are all clearly troll posts lol

Anyway, since troll chuds have infiltrated the sub reddits, I was hoping you guys could help me volunteer. Attached pic is me thx. (she / her btw)
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This subreddit is truly the gift that keeps on giving.

Can I bring my pet turtle to the active conflict zone? I promise he won't cause issues.
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Will the Ukrainian government refill my prescription for HRT medication, or should I bring my own?
View attachment 3038328

Ukraine is cool with Registered Sex Offenders who want to fight for freedom, right?
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I have cracked ribs and laughing is so painful but this is so worth it. If this isnt a troll, he wants to bring his turtle, and doesnt want barracks. I think over there you are lucky if you get a hole to shit in. His turtle could be used like in breaking bad and they could put a teeny bomb on it I guess.. Saliva Ukelele!

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I don’t know why anyone bothers to troll that subreddit. The worst thing you can do is encourage them to go to Ukraine
On one hand, I'd like to see some of these fuckers get a reality check. On the other, I'm sure 90% will come back after doing menial labor and claim to be a Ukraine war veteran. We're going to be seeing a lot of "I volunteered/fought in Ukraine in 2022 and...." for the next few years, far more than actually volunteered.

The behaviour can only be explained by capeshit or a lack of understanding. Clearly none of these volunteers have so much as looked into history and war beyond the surface details like names of battles. I think the way the war in the middle East was presented to the West also makes combat zones seem comfortable for Western forces, being far more capable than sandmen.

I really hope at least some of them go and try to complain about their first world problems, or just say a lot of dumb ignorant shit and get laughed at. I want to see them get stoic for once but we can't count on them to not further warp their perception of the world.

Also with the Summer of Love in mind, is teaching these "non-violent" folx how to exercise further violence really a good idea?
 
Remember back when there was that failed attempt at a military coop in Turkey and redditards on the leftist subs claimed that they were going there to fight Erdogan's fascist government and remove him from power?
It'll take them actually laying off the reddit and going outside 🤔🤔 what a load of hooey
 
All those fools ignore that we have come incredibly close to a nuclear war.
Putin doesn't have his finger on some personal nuke button. If Putin gave the order to fire a nuclear weapon I'm willing to bet Nuclear War that his subsidiaries would have him immediately removed from office. Even those still loyal to Putin know of the unspeakable and permanent damage a nuclear weapon would cause, not to mention the entire world would descend on Russia and bomb it back to the stone age.
 
The utter fucking hilarity of the same smoothbrained assholes who were posting hot takes akin to "hurrdurr stupid rednecks with their AR15s think they'll beat tanks, jets and drones" half a year ago now trying to jump in the next plane to Ukropland so they can get pasted by Russian tanks and MLRS.

Even funnier because until just about yesterday all the left-wingers who gave a shit about that conflict fought with the Russia-backed People's Republics cause the Ukies have a enduring love affair with Neonazism and Bandera.
 
I was hoping someone would make a thread about these retarded fucks. After /pol/ found out a lot of the really juicy posts (like the "this is just like star wars"/"were in Dumbledores army" type ones) were just blatant trolls but there is still much autism to be milked and refined there. A lot of genuinely retarded idiots setting themselves up to get scammed, plenty of attention whores looking for some imaginary valor, and probably at least a few complete retards dumb enough to follow through with it.

My favorite thing is how any and all attempt by anyone to speak any form of sense is often shouted down by retards, glowies, shills or trolls. For the few that do end up legitimately going, I don't think they're gonna find Ukraine to be the super cool pre-space travel socialist utopia they've been told about. They're going to have a bitch of a time even getting to the country, and if they're particularly lucky, they'll be able to settle in for a hot meal of boot leather and moldy boiled potatoes with a pint of bathtub vodka before they get a 7.54 round traveling through their abdominal cavity faster than mach speed.

And this isn't even going into the fact that in a lot of places it's kinda sorta super illegal for average citizens to go work as mercs against people their countries aren't at war with. Sure, the current admin might not want to persecute and arrest their darling little glowie youth brigades when they return home - but a future one might, and I'm fairly certain the statute of limitations for unlicensed international mercenary work is longer than 3 years.
 
This is also not a new phenomenon, in 2015 there were around 1,000 volunteers from Belarus, Georgia, India, UK and Canada fighting in Ukraine.
It was also interesting following the volunteers fighting alongside the Peshmerga, trench warfare in the desert with Turkey breathing down your neck seems like a special sort of hell.
 
Judging by some of the things they're saying I'm pretty sure none of them actually understand what war is. They think it's going to be like some video game or movie where the "good" side always wins and they don't have a chance at losing or being killed/hurt. The first sight of someone dying in front of them is going to trigger them so much worse then any pronoun joke ever could. How does someone become this removed from reality to not understand this?
 
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