"ADF" / Philip Vincent Haskins-Delici / Isabel Rosa Araujo - The Original Troon Commie Cow

[AnOminous]

Phil’s art doesn’t have the inspired insanity of Chris’. Both “artists” draw self-serving fantasies, but while Chris is an insane, horny manchild with a unique worldview, Phil is just a mall ninja.

Plus ADF's main obsession is completely autistic, retarded roadsigns when he's literally too stupid to understand how to ride a bicycle, much less traffic control, so his signs don't even make any sense.

 

[The Dude]

Huh, it wasn't the hundreds of random internet strangers that got ADF to stop, but an irl roommate. Not even trying to improve but simply flat stop? Interesting. I'd expect people to get him to continue like people try to get Chris to write more sonichu.

No one tried to encourage Ass-Pain to continue his kindergarten doodles because no one have a wet shit about them. They were fucking boring. It was mostly road signs in Google Translate Spanish. I know to a lot of new friends to Phil, he seems kind of like a CWC replacement and they're looking to scratch that itch now that CWC is going to be gone for the foreseeable future. But Phil is his own beast, and he's mostly boring. Especially these days where he spends 99.9% of the time locked away in his Section 8 apartment playing dress-up as a Communist militant. He was a lot funnier and more interesting when he was "houseless" trying to grift money and mooch places to stay when he blew his TardBux for the month, faking suicide threats to make people feel sorry for him, and making up stories about Kiwi Farms drive-bys and shit like that.

And it only makes sense that someone living with Phil and giving him shit for all his childish interests and obnoxious behavior would have more impact on him than people laughing at him on the internet. Especially Slingblade since he was a mean drunk with a violent temper and could have easily beaten the shit out of Ass-Pain. Phil was terrified of Slingblade.

 

[REGENDarySumanai]

The only people who care about Phil are old and crusty faggots like the regulars of the thread.

 

[I swear she's 18]

Sad, I recently heard of ADF, mostly through ED. Seems like only their early phase was interesting.

 

[Alex Krycek]

He’s had some interesting phases but like @The Dude said he got to be far less interesting after Slingblade moved in. He was seriously posting almost daily about his fictional countries Civil War and how we and Andy Ngo were trying to kill him or something. Then when he had Sling move in, he pretty much went silent about all that. Now that he doesn’t have the Vidka Goblin and Antifa Buddies he’s posting more but he seems to have fallen into a rut. The fake Satanist stuff is kind of funny but it’s a far cry from the days of us all posting about how we were looking for him actively and him having an overreaction (when literally somebody not even affiliated with us just took a pic of him on the train and posted it on a completely different site). He used to be my favorite cow but these days he’s kind of stale or spoiled. Take your pick.

 

[The Dude]

Most of the people in this thread are oldfags who have been following Phil for so long that it's essentially a habit for us now. The days of Phil doing...well, ANYTHING interesting or funny, really, are long gone. Now we have Ass-Pain LARPing as Billy Badass the Super Serial Spoopy Satanist on social media while hiding away from the world in his taxpayer-funded tard housing. Even in Phil's "golden years" his "lolcow cycle" was fairly unimpressive compared to bigger, more interesting cows like CWC, only occasionally punctuated with bafflingly stupid/funny moments like the Naruto killing McCain drawing, the interview where Commie Jesus had to stop him from making a total ass of himself, figging, bondage walrus photo, and the whole "faking gender reassignment surgery" saga which concluded with Phil taking photos of himself where he was clearly, obviously tucking his baby dick and tiny tard balls. So now we just mock him for his uninformed political hot takes and laugh at him for LARPing as radical Leftist militant revolutionary Supper Slopper and Slime Shittister.

 

[I raped a dog 2day]

I miss his fantasies about Autismlatinia. I wonder how they would respond to the Ukraine invasion? It’s a shame that the vodka ogre got him to stop posting about it.

 

[Cybertonia]

Most of the people in this thread are oldfags who have been following Phil for so long that it's essentially a habit for us now. The days of Phil doing...well, ANYTHING interesting or funny, really, are long gone. Now we have Ass-Pain LARPing as Billy Badass the Super Serial Spoopy Satanist on social media while hiding away from the world in his taxpayer-funded tard housing. Even in Phil's "golden years" his "lolcow cycle" was fairly unimpressive compared to bigger, more interesting cows like CWC, only occasionally punctuated with bafflingly stupid/funny moments like the Naruto killing McCain drawing, the interview where Commie Jesus had to stop him from making a total ass of himself, figging, bondage walrus photo, and the whole "faking gender reassignment surgery" saga which concluded with Phil taking photos of himself where he was clearly, obviously tucking his baby dick and tiny tard balls. So now we just mock him for his uninformed political hot takes and laugh at him for LARPing as radical Leftist militant revolutionary Supper Slopper and Slime Shittister.

I only come to this thread now for the cheese jokes

 

[Alex Krycek]

I miss his fantasies about Autismlatinia. I wonder how they would respond to the Ukraine invasion? It’s a shame that the vodka ogre got him to stop posting about it.

Oh you don’t know how much I miss that.

So a long time ago. And I do mean long ago like 2011 or 2012 this guy wrote a fanfic about Australatina that was about some normal guy liberating it from the Iron Rule of Jennifer Lopez and Transportation Minister “Aaron Hovel”. It was intentionally written very badly from what I could tell but damn did it make me laugh.

From what I remember it made Phil double down on the content. I wish that Blogspot page still existed.

 

[Phil Ken Sebben]

Most of the people in this thread are oldfags who have been following Phil for so long that it's essentially a habit for us now. The days of Phil doing...well, ANYTHING interesting or funny, really, are long gone. Now we have Ass-Pain LARPing as Billy Badass the Super Serial Spoopy Satanist on social media while hiding away from the world in his taxpayer-funded tard housing. Even in Phil's "golden years" his "lolcow cycle" was fairly unimpressive compared to bigger, more interesting cows like CWC, only occasionally punctuated with bafflingly stupid/funny moments like the Naruto killing McCain drawing, the interview where Commie Jesus had to stop him from making a total ass of himself, figging, bondage walrus photo, and the whole "faking gender reassignment surgery" saga which concluded with Phil taking photos of himself where he was clearly, obviously tucking his baby dick and tiny tard balls. So now we just mock him for his uninformed political hot takes and laugh at him for LARPing as radical Leftist militant revolutionary Supper Slopper and Slime Shittister.

And the only reason most people know of Taters is because he got involved in the whole CWC saga by saying he was his arch enemy or something. It felt like halfway between him A-logging Chris and just finding a target more pathetic than he was.

He just wasn't interesting enough to really do anything about except point and laugh and occasionally mail him a potato.

 

[The Dude]

And the only reason most people know of Taters is because he got involved in the whole CWC saga by saying he was his arch enemy or something. It felt like halfway between him A-logging Chris and just finding a target more pathetic than he was.

He just wasn't interesting enough to really do anything about except point and laugh and occasionally mail him a potato.

I don't remember Phil being hateful towards Chris at the beginning. I remember him originally trying to "talk sense" into Chris, including a video of Phil dressed in his Commie Chink cosplay while in a graveyard or something, trying to talk CWC into becoming a Communist. It wasn't until later when everyone made it clear that Phil is far more pathetic than CWC and Phil became jealous that Chris got more TardBux than he does that Phil started seeing Chris as a rival. I could be wrong, but that's how I remember things.

 

[MasterDisaster]

If I remember correctly Australatina had no cars and only cycling roads for an entire country so good luck getting anywhere. Pretty sure the primary export was wood...or maybe that was the crop?

 

[Phil Ken Sebben]

I don't remember Phil being hateful towards Chris at the beginning. I remember him originally trying to "talk sense" into Chris, including a video of Phil dressed in his Commie Chink cosplay while in a graveyard or something, trying to talk CWC into becoming a Communist. It wasn't until later when everyone made it clear that Phil is far more pathetic than CWC and Phil became jealous that Chris got more TardBux than he does that Phil started seeing Chris as a rival. I could be wrong, but that's how I remember things.

Could be but it's funnier my way.

 

[I swear she's 18]

If I remember correctly Australatina had no cars and only cycling roads for an entire country so good luck getting anywhere. Pretty sure the primary export was wood...or maybe that was the crop?

Golden coming from someone who's never ridden a bicycle. Does Phil think it's magical and require no energy? It'd be even more hilarious if Australatina is also very hilly/mountainous.

 

[♦️ King of Diamonds ♦️]

If I remember correctly Australatina had no cars and only cycling roads for an entire country so good luck getting anywhere. Pretty sure the primary export was wood...or maybe that was the crop?

Somalia is the only country in the world that's #1 export is livestock I imagine its something similar with Australatia

 

[Cybertonia]

If I remember correctly Australatina had no cars and only cycling roads for an entire country so good luck getting anywhere. Pretty sure the primary export was wood...or maybe that was the crop?

Their primary export was disappointment

 

[The Final Troondown]

Golden coming from someone who's never ridden a bicycle. Does Phil think it's magical and require no energy? It'd be even more hilarious if Australatina is also very hilly/mountainous.

They also had a constant ethnic civil war ongoing due to General Lopez's racist policies against the white minority
The idea of a civil war going on using bicycle cavalry is fucking hilarious

 

[MysteriousStranger]

He’s had some interesting phases but like @The Dude said he got to be far less interesting after Slingblade moved in. He was seriously posting almost daily about his fictional countries Civil War and how we and Andy Ngo were trying to kill him or something. Then when he had Sling move in, he pretty much went silent about all that. Now that he doesn’t have the Vidka Goblin and Antifa Buddies he’s posting more but he seems to have fallen into a rut. The fake Satanist stuff is kind of funny but it’s a far cry from the days of us all posting about how we were looking for him actively and him having an overreaction (when literally somebody not even affiliated with us just took a pic of him on the train and posted it on a completely different site). He used to be my favorite cow but these days he’s kind of stale or spoiled. Take your pick.

Toren also put an end to Phil's Sharpie eyebrows. This is unforgivable. I'm still salty.

 

[I raped a dog 2day]

Toren also put an end to Phil's Sharpie eyebrows. This is unforgivable. I'm still salty.

I mean, he might still have sharpie eyebrows; he’s been wear those masks forever so we haven’t gotten a good look at his face for a long time.

Me, I miss when he created a profile with a name like Hitlermobile or something, pretended to be a cop and tried to threaten us.

 

[Optimus Prime]

Golden coming from someone who's never ridden a bicycle. Does Phil think it's magical and require no energy? It'd be even more hilarious if Australatina is also very hilly/mountainous.

I dunno if he still has it but at one point he had a bike, decorated in communist bullshit of his own design, permanently mounted in one of those temporary 'indoor exercise' mounts for actual cyclists to use when they can't go outside (storms, etc), and called it the "bike daughter" or something.

And then he's got several tattoos about bicycles on his body as well (also three stripes on the bridge of his nose because around that time was when The Force Awakens and Phil thought Kylo Ren was badass so the three tripes are based on the mask, dunno if Phil still thinks Kylo is cool).

No idea why Phil loves bicycles so much.